Answer as truthfully as possible

[I. Hustle]

Who thinks Burn Notice is the best show on TV? Never seen't it. Sssooooorrrrryyyyyyy

Walmart vs Target: Target hands down

Your favorite actor who was a former athlete? OJ

Big tits or a big ass...? That's tough. I'm going to have to go with the bewbs. I just can't help myself.

Would you marry a blind person? Does she have big bewbs?

What's your favorite pie?
Coconut Cream - no contest

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Once upon a time BN was my #1 show but the last season or two it's started taking it's self so damn seriously. I think it's on netflix now. The first three seasons are pretty good, definitely worth a look if you've got some time on your hands.. After that the whole overarching "conspiracy within a conspiracy within a conspiracy" part of the show just gets too convoluted and the show lives and dies on the strength of its case/villain of the week. There's some hits, some big ones even, but also some misses.

:tu Target by a mile and it's mostly because of my experience with Walmart's customers than any issues I've had with their service or selection.

Hines Ward stole the show in The Dark Knight Rises. I really believed he was returning that kick off. Without that performance to anchor the film's in the real world it would have just been jackasses in masks saying shit that was hard to understand.

Boobs. They're generally visible to some extent in my any setting. A nice ass is lost any time someone faces you or sits down, unless they are sitting on your face.

A blind person can develop their senses and skills to a point that they can be independent. As long as she's not expecting me to babysit her I don't see why it would be an issue. Plus, can roll my eyes at anything stupid she might have to say without it starting a fight.

Bayou Goo at the House of Pies. Good stuff.

[bus driver]

Who thinks Burn Notice is the best show on TV? it sux

Walmart vs Target: Walmart, more entertainment and cheaper prices

Your favorite actor who was a former athlete? bob uecker

Big tits or a big ass...? big tits

Would you marry a blind person? Does she have big bewbs? yes & yes

What's your favorite pie?
cherry :eyebrows

[lebomb]

Who thinks Burn Notice is the best show on TV? Never seen't it. Sssooooorrrrryyyyyyy

Walmart vs Target: Walmart when running low on cash.....otherwise Target

Your favorite actor who was a former athlete? THE ROCK..... Dwayne Johnson

Big tits or a big ass...? Ass for sure. My g/f has 38DDs and I love em, but flat asses are such a turn off. My EX had a nice plump ass and she looked amazing in jeans. Have yall studied a truly flat ass? I can overlook small boobs, but not a flat ass.

Would you marry a blind person? Yes, if I loved her

What's your favorite pie? Red Velvet CheeseCake.....

[JudynTX]

Who thinks Burn Notice is the best show on TV? Never seen't it. Sssooooorrrrryyyyyyy, but it probably sucks.

Walmart vs Target: Target hands down

Your favorite actor who was a former athlete? None

Big tits or a big ass...? Big tits

Would you marry a blind person? If I fell in love with one, yes.

What's your favorite pie?

Keylime Pie. :hungry:

[JudynTX]

A blind person can develop their senses and skills to a point that they can be independent. As long as she's not expecting me to babysit her I don't see why it would be an issue. Plus, can roll my eyes at anything stupid she might have to say without it starting a fight.

Freakin hilarious. :lol

[CuckingFunt]

Who thinks Burn Notice is the best show on TV? Never seen't it. Sssooooorrrrryyyyyyy

Walmart vs Target: Target hands down

Your favorite actor who was a former athlete? OJ

Big tits or a big ass...? That's tough. I'm going to have to go with the bewbs. I just can't help myself.

Would you marry a blind person? Does she have big bewbs?

What's your favorite pie?
Coconut Cream - no contest

- I've never watched it. I've heard good from a few people, but it's not very high on my priority list.

- Target. As long as I have other options, I will continue to withhold my business from WalMart.

- Howie Long was in Broken Arrow. I think the choice is a clear one.

- I prefer quality over quantity in both cases.

- If I fell in love with a blind person, yes. And also if I wasn't just signing up for life as a live in nurse. There's a reason I don't want kids and, callous as it may sound, those reasons also apply to marrying an invalid. (For the record, I'd like to think my attitude would change if I were married to someone who became blind.)

- I'm generally not a huge fan of dessert pies (love me some pot pies, though), but the Camellia Grill here in New Orleans has an amazing chocolate pecan pie. To emphasize its full heart attack potential, before serving you a slice they brush it with butter and slap it on the grill to warm it up. Served with a heaping scoop of Blue Bell Homemade Vanilla ice cream, it's heaven.

[I. Hustle]

- - I'm generally not a huge fan of dessert pies (love me some pot pies, though), but the Camellia Grill here in New Orleans has an amazing chocolate pecan pie. To emphasize its full heart attack potential, before serving you a slice they brush it with butter and slap it on the grill to warm it up. Served with a heaping scoop of Blue Bell Homemade Vanilla ice cream, it's heaven.

I think I just creamed my pants.

My wife makes a kickass cherry pie topped with slivered almonds.

[Avante]

You will be hearing from my lawyers, copywrite infringement.

[mrsmaalox]

Who thinks Burn Notice is the best show on TV? Never seen't it. Sssooooorrrrryyyyyyy

Walmart vs Target: Target hands down

Your favorite actor who was a former athlete? OJ

Big tits or a big ass...? That's tough. I'm going to have to go with the bewbs. I just can't help myself.

Would you marry a blind person? Does she have big bewbs?

What's your favorite pie?
Coconut Cream - no contest

--Never seen Burn Notice

--Target

--Jason Lee; not because of his acting or athletic career but because he's cute and goofy

--I don't care for big tits or big asses on my men

--I'd marry a blind person and make sure they always had the most ultra cool sunglasses

--I only like pecan pie

[Reck]

Who thinks Burn Notice is the best show on TV?

Man I have tried watching that show several times but always lose interest. I currently have it on my Netflix queue but not even remotely interested in watching it.

Walmart vs Target:

Target.

Never being to Walmart in my life and hoping I would never have to.

Your favorite actor who was a former athlete?

Arnold, anyone?

Big tits or a big ass...?

Can it be both? I lean towards ass more than tits but by tomorrow I could change my mind just as easy. Its equal to me.

Would you marry a blind person? Does she have big bewbs?

Depends, I wouldn't get in a relationship with a blind person but like Funt said, if my girlfriend had an accident and lost her sight then there is no question I would stick by her. My feelings would most definitely not change.

What's your favorite pie?

No pies for me.

[I. Hustle]

Who thinks Burn Notice is the best show on TV? I do
Walmart vs Target: Walmart, they don't mind me wearing my leopard jumpsuit

Your favorite actor who was a former athlete? Bubba Smith or Esther Williams

Big tits or a big ass...? Depends... what size is his cawk?

Would you marry a blind person? I'd prefer it

What's your favorite pie?
penis


figures

[Chingo Bling]

Who thinks Burn Notice is the best show on TV?Que es eso, guey? Wha shannel?

Walmart vs Target: Neither. Voy pa la pulga

Your favorite actor who was a former athlete? El Santo

Big tits or a big ass...? Los dos! But if I has to pick one... then tetas

Would you marry a blind person? No, I like brunettes

What's your favorite pie?
tamale or tamarindo

[Reck]

Who thinks Burn Notice is the best show on TV?Que es eso, guey? Wha shannel?

Walmart vs Target: Neither. Voy pa la pulga

Your favorite actor who was a former athlete? El Santo

Big tits or a big ass...? Los dos! But if I has to pick one... then tetas

Would you marry a blind person? No, I like brunettes

What's your favorite pie?
tamale or tamarindo

Worst troll ever.

Try harder cantthinkofanything..

[Chingo Bling]

Worst troll ever.

Try harder cantthinkofanything..

JAJAJAJAJA

Because I'm Mexicano? I'm not Cantstinkofnothing's troll, pendejo. I'm not even a troll at all. Estas bien puto.

[cantthinkofanything]

Who thinks Burn Notice is the best show on TV? never seen it

Walmart vs Target: Target hands down

Your favorite actor who was a former athlete? Estella Warren but you can probably say "actor" and former "athlete"
http://thegossipempire.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/estella-warren1.jpg

Big tits or a big ass...? Chest

Would you marry a blind person? Yes, I'd like to finally meet someone who didn't sleep with me for my looks

What's your favorite pie? Key Lime

[baseline bum]

Who thinks Burn Notice is the best show on TV? Never seen't it either

Walmart vs Target: Target

Your favorite actor who was a former athlete? Jim Brown

Big tits or a big ass...? Ass

Would you marry a blind person? Does she have big ass?

What's your favorite pie? tough call between pecan and sweet potato

[Trill Clinton]

Who thinks Burn Notice is the best show on TV? never heard of it

Walmart vs Target: walmart. target has too many white people.

Your favorite actor who was a former athlete? carl weathers

Big tits or a big ass...? ass

Would you marry a blind person? nah

What's your favorite pie?
sweet potato

[johnsmith]

Who thinks Burn Notice is the best show on TV? never heard of it

Walmart vs Target: walmart. target has too many white people.

Your favorite actor who was a former athlete? carl weathers

Big tits or a big ass...? ass

Would you marry a blind person? nah

What's your favorite pie?
sweet potato


Shocking that Captain Racist made a race issue out of this.

[HI-FI]

Who thinks Burn Notice is the best show on TV? Never seen it. Is it with Bruce Campbell, if so happy for teh show's success.

Walmart vs Target: TARGET. Walmart is a brutal reminder that America is becoming a third world nation fast.

Your favorite actor who was a former athlete? Burt Reynolds

Big tits or a big ass...? Ass +1000. A chick can have a less than desirable face if her legs and ass are nice. Tits are secondary to me.

Would you marry a blind person? Least she would think I'm attractive.

What's your favorite pie? Hair pie.

[Leetonidas]

Who thinks Burn Notice is the best show on TV?

S'ok

Walmart vs Target: Target hands down

Target

Your favorite actor who was a former athlete?

Michael Jordan

Big tits or a big ass...?

Big ass titties

Would you marry a blind person?

Sure why not

What's your favorite pie?

Strawberry pie

[DMC]

True story,

Guy and his wife involved in a car accident, glass everywhere. Guy survives with scrapes and some bruising. Woman is in ICU, face taped and on life support. Doc tells husband she's going to be blind and probably have a limp if she ever walks again, and will require basically live in nurse like care for the remainder of her life. Guy starts crying. Doc says "just kidding bro, she died 30 minutes ago".

[redzero]

True story,

Guy and his wife involved in a car accident, glass everywhere. Guy survives with scrapes and some bruising. Woman is in ICU, face taped and on life support. Doc tells husband she's going to be blind and probably have a limp if she ever walks again, and will require basically live in nurse like care for the remainder of her life. Guy starts crying. Doc says "just kidding bro, she died 30 minutes ago".

Seems like an uncreative variation of the stillborn joke.

[DMC]

Seems like an uncreative variation of the stillborn joke.

Sort of, except for the lifetime of taking care of the invalid.