Have you ever faked anything?

[JudynTX]

:cooldevil A job, friends, orgasm?

[CosmicCowboy]

I faked an orgasm once.

[cantthinkofanything]

:cooldevil A job, friends, orgasm?

once long ago, under dubious circumstances, I found myself in a holding cell with a bunch of lowlifes. I wanted to get out of there and maybe into something with less people or maybe just onto the bench in front of the booking area. I pounded on the door and yelled that I was diabetic and needed an insulin shot. After no response, I fell on the ground and acted like I was having a seizure. I got back up after a few seconds. They eventually brought me an orange which I didn't want so I gave it to a black dude.

[cantthinkofanything]

I faked an orgasm once.

but how did you fake the erection old man?

[CosmicCowboy]

but how did you fake the erection old man?

Didn't say I faked the erection, and I was about 22 at the time.

[mrsmaalox]

I've faked caring about someone's stupid shit, just to be polite.

I've never faked an orgasm----if I don't have one, guy needs to be clearly aware of it! ;)

[bus driver]

:cooldevil A job, friends, orgasm?

all of the above

[I. Hustle]

once long ago, under dubious circumstances, I found myself in a holding cell with a bunch of lowlifes. I wanted to get out of there and maybe into something with less people or maybe just onto the bench in front of the booking area. I pounded on the door and yelled that I was diabetic and needed an insulin shot. After no response, I fell on the ground and acted like I was having a seizure. I got back up after a few seconds. They eventually brought me an orange which I didn't want so I gave it to a black dude.

What the hell was he going to do with an orange? Unless someone made some hooch.

[Neo.]

I faked an orgasm once.
You are a faggot.

[cantthinkofanything]

What the hell was he going to do with an orange? Unless someone made some hooch.

IDK...maybe make some kind of Urnge Soda.

[JudynTX]

I faked an orgasm once.

So I guess she didn't swallow?

[cantthinkofanything]

Didn't say I faked the erection, and I was about 22 at the time.

did you boyfriend fake swallow?

[CosmicCowboy]

You are a faggot.


did you boyfriend fake swallow?

I realize you guys are trying to relate my experience to your own, but mine was actually with a woman.

[CuckingFunt]

No, I never have. I'm not very good at being fake, and I've always considered it to be far more effort than it's worth.

Actually, "never" may be a bit strong. I'm sure there have probably been a few times I've feigned politeness or something that I'm just not remembering. But, in general, I don't do fake.

[CosmicCowboy]

So I guess she didn't swallow?

LOL, no, we had already been through the mutual foreplay and were deep into regular sex.

Short version.

It was a girl I had know for many year...a cute little redhead, but I had never hit on her in high school because of the guy code...she was the little sister of a guy that I ran around with in high school. The brother had gone to another college and we had both made new friends so his sister was now fair game and we hooked up for FWB sex once...

Turns out she was blessed with the ability to have almost endless orgasms,

Also turns out that she was cursed with this weird medical condition that when she got really aroused she got uncontrollable hiccups.

After the first vaginal orgasm she starts hiccuping...

It's like...OH,OH,OH,AH,Ah, HIC-UP AHHHHHH FUUUU HIC-UPUUUK OH,OH, OOO,OOO,OOO, HIC-UP etc.

MY cock was fully engaged and willing but the hic-ups just completely took my head out of the game...

After about her 40th orgasm we were naking those little farting noises on every thrust, she looked like she was having an epileptic seizure with hic-up's, I was tired, sweaty, and my head still couldn't get back in the game...

She finally did one of those eyes rolled back semi passing out things while still making the animal noises interrupted by hic-cups ands i just thought "Fuck this" and did it... I faked blowing my wad.

She was so drained she went to sleep, I got up, cleaned up, and left and went home and rubbed one out.

[mrsmaalox]

40th orgasm huh? :lol

[CosmicCowboy]

40th orgasm huh? :lol

and 400th hic-up

my back was hurtin like a sumbitch

Seriously, I didn't count them but we went at it for at least an hour and they were kind of rolling one into the other about every tenth hic-up...

[CuckingFunt]

Dear Penthouse Forum...

[DarrinS]

I pretend to care what my wife is saying -- and I'm not very good at it.

[CosmicCowboy]

Dear Penthouse Forum...

They asked...:lol

[CuckingFunt]

They asked...:lol

Not really.

[silverblk mystix]

No, I never have. I'm not very good at being fake, and I've always considered it to be far more effort than it's worth.

Actually, "never" may be a bit strong. I'm sure there have probably been a few times I've feigned politeness or something that I'm just not remembering. But, in general, I don't do fake.




:lmao



Holy shit, I have officially heard it all now. I can now die in peace!


:lmao

[cantthinkofanything]

:lmao



Holy shit, I have officially heard it all now. I can now die in peace!


:lmao


Please hurry.

[JudynTX]

This thread is bringing out the fakers.

[manufan10]

I've faked being sick, but then who hasn't done that. :lol

[JudynTX]

I've faked being sick, but then who hasn't done that. :lol

I already knew that. :D

[mrsmaalox]

This thread is bringing out the fakers.

Hey! Online personas don't count! :lol

[CuckingFunt]

:lmao



Holy shit, I have officially heard it all now. I can now die in peace!


:lmao

Just because you have decided I'm fake doesn't make it so.

[ChumpDumper]

In what way is CF fake?

I mean aside from the fact that she is me masquerading as a female.

[CuckingFunt]

In what way is CF fake?

I mean aside from the fact that she is me masquerading as a female.

What!?!

I thought, if anything, you were me masquerading as a male.

But, I suppose your way has the greater interwebs precedent...

[silverblk mystix]

Just because you have decided I'm fake doesn't make it so.

Here lived a man who was fortunate to experience every-single-thing that life can possibly...


It is a work in progress but the first line is solid-thanks!

[CuckingFunt]

Here lived a man who was fortunate to experience every-single-thing that life can possibly...


It is a work in progress but the first line is solid-thanks!

Are you now just throwing words at the wall and hoping something sticks?

[ChumpDumper]

Here lived a man who was fortunate to experience every-single-thing that life can possibly...


It is a work in progress but the first line is solid-thanks!You get oddly submissive around chicks.

[silverblk mystix]

You get oddly submissive around chicks.

Are you fantasizing again?

Err...no thanks.

[ChumpDumper]

Are you fantasizing again?

Err...no thanks.Just an observation.

I'm going to venture a guess you're not going to win CF over by being fake (OP! Yes!).

[CuckingFunt]

Just an observation.

I'm going to venture a guess you're not going to win CF over by being fake (OP! Yes!).

I suspect he hasn't got much of a chance if he were to be real, either.

[silverblk mystix]

Just an observation.

I'm going to venture a guess you're not going to win CF over by being fake (OP! Yes!).



Are you hittin' the crack pipe again? :lmao

[ChumpDumper]

I suspect he hasn't got much of a chance if he were to be real, either.Ouch.

I do have to say it though:

lol fake love thread

[JudynTX]

Ouch.

I do have to say it though:

lol fake love thread

So answer the question, have you ever faked anything?

[silverblk mystix]

I suspect he hasn't got much of a chance if he were to be real, either.


Don't flatter yourself sweetie.

[ChumpDumper]

So answer the question, have you ever faked anything?Heavens, yes.

[JudynTX]

Heavens, yes.

Orgasm or your identity? :lol

[silverblk mystix]

hmmm....



silverblk mystix (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=18982),
I. Hustle (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=13442),
CosmicCowboy (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=207),
ChumpDumper (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=153),
JudynTX (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=13771),
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NFO (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=7595),
Drachen (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=430),
TimDunkem (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=16114),
MannyIsGod (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=76),
mouse (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=220),
cantthinkofanything (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19499),
CubanMustGo (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=1887),
robino2001 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=9606),
edmon (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=282)

[silverblk mystix]

Interesting cast of characters in here....

[ChumpDumper]

Orgasm or your identity? :lolNo need to fake the former. That's the worst time to be fake.

I have over 20k posts here posing as a female -- that or I just faked that claim.

[CuckingFunt]

Don't flatter yourself sweetie.

I wasn't flattering myself.

I was insulting you.

There's a difference.

[silverblk mystix]

I wasn't flattering myself.

I was insulting you.

There's a difference.


You can't insult me. It isn't possible.

[CuckingFunt]

You can't insult me. It isn't possible.

Two years of e-grudge suggests otherwise.




But, that's actually okay if true. It wouldn't be fun if I thought I was actually hurting anyone's feelings. I'm just in it for the lulz.

[silverblk mystix]

Two years of e-grudge suggests otherwise.




But, that's actually okay if true. It wouldn't be fun if I thought I was actually hurting anyone's feelings. I'm just in it for the lulz.


Sounds like you should do something about that e-grudge - it might be harmful to your health. Hope you work it out.

[CuckingFunt]

Sounds like you should do something about that e-grudge - it might be harmful to your health. Hope you work it out.

Considering how many years worth of insults I've laughed off around these parts, accusing me of carrying e-grudges or taking any of this seriously just doesn't make sense.

[ChumpDumper]

Sounds like you should do something about that e-grudge - it might be harmful to your health. Hope you work it out.Yeah, start a bunch of threads calling out the people against whom you claim to hold no grudge. Then start a thread saying you love them that couldn't possibly be more fake and expose your e-grudge all over again.

That is the path to true enlightenment.

[Jesus]

Death

[Reck]

You cant never say you haven't faked anything in life. That would be very hard to believe.

Its like saying you haven't told a lie in your whole life.

Anyway, I fake somethings like I would tell a lie. Those two go hand in hand in my book. lol

[George W Bush]

9/11 :tu

[Mitt Romney]

Compassion for the poor folk.

[Sportcamper]

Cosmic-Hic-ups, back pain, endless “0’s”, comparing it to seizures…Who could make that up? :rollin
Get this stuff on paper & get a Hollywood agent…Quentin Tarantino would go gaga over this stuff…

[mavs>spurs]

This cd cf Internet love fest is gross

[ChumpDumper]

Learning to love yourself is the greatest love of all.

[Spur|n|Austin]

I faked high school and college, too easy too cheat.

[Leetonidas]

I pretend to be a married couple, dominican guy and a white woman who own a sports message board sometimes

[The Reckoning]

i faked having a girlfriend who died


and living down under

[tlongII]

I've faked lots of stuff. If I find it beneficial I may decide to fake it.

[The Reckoning]

damn id be pissed if a chick faked an orgasm on me. ive never given them a reason too though :smokin.

[CuckingFunt]

In case anyone's looking for a new way to fake it:

http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/website-selling-fake-facebook-girlfriends-232429663--abc-news-topstories.html

[Reck]

In case anyone's looking for a new way to fake it:

http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/website-selling-fake-facebook-girlfriends-232429663--abc-news-topstories.html

What's in there.

That link just crashed my browser and left a bruised on my ram.

[Latarian Milton]

i never faked a birth certificate at least

[CuckingFunt]

What's in there.

That link just crashed my browser and left a bruised on my ram.

Seems a rather violent response to a Good Morning America/Yahoo news story.

It's an article about a Brazilian website that, for a fee, will create a fake Facebook profile so that a "girlfriend" will claim you as her paramour in her relationship status and will comment on your posts, etc. so that you appear to be fully FBO with someone who doesn't actually exist.

[Trainwreck2100]

I faked having a girlfriend............she left when our agreed upon time was up

[Avante]

I was a running back/kick returner, tons of fakes. Even faked a pass once.

[ploto]

I faked being able to stand my mother-in-law for years.