There was some poll.....

[Avante]

.....that asked over 4000 women what they looked for in a man. What do you think was on the top of the list?

No it wasn't...

$$$$$$
handsome/cute
six pack abs/tight ass
sense of humor
hung like a mule
confidence

....well?

One of the greatest love songs of all time.


K-FQL-tJ3ic

About as good as it gets.

YApNirMC9gM

[Avante]

I guess you didn't know Women are the best fucking liars on earth.

You still live at home with mama don't ya slick?

[TDMVPDPOY]

at the beginning, at the end of the day...its all about the money and financial security when it comes to these clowns....

yet what i dont get is the male clowns who go after these so called gold diggers used and abuse, why wear an old sock, when with all that money u can have something thats untouch still wrapped in a bag

[Avante]

at the beginning, at the end of the day...its all about the money and financial security when it comes to these clowns....

yet what i dont get is the male clowns who go after these so called gold diggers used and abuse, why wear an old sock, when with all that money u can have something thats untouch still wrapped in a bag

Actually $$$$$$$$$$$$$ has little to do with what turns a woman on.

But....

Once she does marry and reality sets in living a life without $$$$$$$$$ does change things.

[Avante]

I wish I did. I would have Breakfast in the morning.

You can't fix a bowl of Lucky Charms?

[JMarkJohns]

Knowing when to shut the fuck up already?

My response both answers the question while belittling the post for ever asking it in the first place. Two-fer!!!

[Avante]

Knowing when to shut the fuck up already?

My response both answers the question while belittling the post for ever asking it in the first place. Two-fer!!!

So how old were you when it hit ya...."I'm weird"...?

You were wrong as usual by the way.

[JMarkJohns]

The guy starting this "who the fuck cares" thread thinking it's worth a damn and the same guy who thinks it normal to discuss sex lives and their details with/about his four sisters that he describes as attractive thinks I'm weird?

[Avante]

The guy starting this "who the fuck cares" thread thinking it's worth a damn and the same guy who thinks it normal to discuss sex lives and their details with/about his four sisters that he describes as attractive thinks I'm weird?

Do you honestly believe anyone cares about...

paste

I've been on message boards since 2001. I'm an addict. I have probably totaled 50,000 posts in my lifetime... maybe more.

Trust me they don't.

So tell me little man just what did I say about my sisters?

[cantthinkofanything]

Do you honestly believe anyone cares about...

paste

I've been on message boards since 2001. I'm an addict. I have probably totaled 50,000 posts in my lifetime... maybe more.

Trust me they don't.

So tell me little man just what did I say about my sisters?

This would be a good troll if your threads weren't so bad. The "paste" thing is so irritating that it's kind of funny. Then the big...pauses while you look...for a blues video...

[JMarkJohns]

You know full well, Razon. They've been quoted for posterity.

And you have close to 10000 posts on this site alone in a year twixt your two accounts. No way your Tourette's-suffering ass has just 50000 posts in a dozen years of posting.

[Avante]

This would be a good troll if your threads weren't so bad. The "paste" thing is so irritating that it's kind of funny. Then the big...pauses while you look...for a blues video...

That coming from the daddy of such classics as....

Is Kmart Closed Today or Something?

Celebration Day

Merry Christmas from Billy Squier

RIP Bizzle

Kentucky Doc Cuts Off Mans Weenie


Combined they got....0....replies. And that was just two pages, want more....O..?

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Avante]

You know full well, Razon. They've been quoted for posterity.

And you have close to 10000 posts on this site alone in a year twixt your two accounts. No way your Tourette's-suffering ass has just 50000 posts in a dozen years of posting.

You have no idea what I said about my sisters, why not just admit it?

I don't worry at all about how many posts I/anyone has, why would anyone care? You worry for the both of us ok Sluggo?

[cantthinkofanything]

That coming from the daddy of such classics as....

Is Kmart Closed Today or Something?

Celebration Day

Merry Christmas from Billy Squier

RIP Bizzle

Kentucky Doc Cuts Off Mans Weenie


Combined they got....0....replies. And that was just two pages, want more....O..?

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sometimes a thread stands on its own and doesn't require a response. I'm OK with that. I don't need anyone to acknowledge that the Billy Squier Christmas video made them happy. BTW, I think Avante would have misspelled "Squier". Kentucky Doc Cuts Off Man's Weenie. What else do you need?

You must be pretty insecure if you think the only way to measure the success of a thread is to count the replies.

[JMarkJohns]

I have no idea what you said despite reading it, responding to it as your delusional ass justified your familial familiarity as normal? I was there. Live. I even mentioned how, at that point, I'd not been one of your many critics. You've devolved since. Your schtick is tired, your forgetfulness all too convenient, and your self-important, Tourette's-based posting some of the worthless drivel ever to pollute message boards.

[Avante]

sometimes a thread stands on its own and doesn't require a response. I'm OK with that. I don't need anyone to acknowledge that the Billy Squier Christmas video made them happy. BTW, I think Avante would have misspelled "Squier". Kentucky Doc Cuts Off Man's Weenie. What else do you need?

You must be pretty insecure if you think the only way to measure the success of a thread is to count the replies.

You must be pretty stupid if you think seeing a....0...is screaming...GREAT THREAD!

How about these other great classics of yours...

Weird

Audi 5000

Lunopolis

And it begins...Kangaroo escapes with help from a fox

combined...0..replies.

And you wanna talk about shitty threads?

[Avante]

I have no idea what you said despite reading it, responding to it as your delusional ass justified your familial familiarity as normal? I was there. Live. I even mentioned how, at that point, I'd not been one of your many critics. You've devolved since. Your schtick is tired, your forgetfulness all too convenient, and your self-important, Tourette's-based posting some of the worthless drivel ever to pollute message boards.

So tell me guy why was I even talking about my sisters to begin with? You have no idea do ya? What was the topic, you don't have a clue do you? So since you don't remember a damn thing about anything shut the fuck up.

Do I really need to pull some more of your stupid ramblings that nobody gives a fuck about asshole?

Dude, crawl off my balls ok?

[cantthinkofanything]

You must be pretty stupid if you think seeing a....0...is screaming...GREAT THREAD!

How about these other great classics of yours...

Weird

Audi 5000

Lunopolis

And it begins...Kangaroo escapes with help from a fox

combined...0..replies.

And you wanna talk about shitty threads?

I don't remember "Kangaroo escapes with help from a fox" but it sounds intriguing.
Lunopolis...good movie.

[Avante]

I don't remember "Kangaroo escapes with help from a fox" but it sounds intriguing.
Lunopolis...good movie.

Dude, you don't enter big dick contests with a 5 inch cock, ok? Trust me little fella, you do not criticize anyone...ok?

[cantthinkofanything]

Dude, you don't enter big dick contests with a 5 inch cock, ok?

but you can enter your mom with any size cock

[Avante]

but you can enter your mom with any size cock

Is that some sort of defensive mechanism, ya get backed in a corner and your ass handed to you and it's...I fucked your mama.

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What freaky little fuck, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's see just how many...1-0...you do have, be right back.

Are you kidding me....43!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JMarkJohns]

Topic: hollywood casting couch and how many sexual partners women have.
You: no way over xx amount since you know your four attractive sisters don't have sex with xx amount.
Everyone else: Dude, WTF?!
You: no, it's normal, we talk about sex lives all the time.
Everyone else: gross
You: no, it's normal in my family. If you knew my sisters you wouldn't think me discussing familial sex lives weird.
Everyone else: eww
You: (example conversation discussing sex with your sisters/their "responses"
Everyone else: dude, enough already

Do I need to link to the thread, you forgetful, perving jackhole?


So tell me guy why was I even talking about my sisters to begin with? You have no idea do ya? What was the topic, you don't have a clue do you? So since you don't remember a damn thing about anything shut the fuck up.

Do I really need to pull some more of your stupid ramblings that nobody gives a fuck about asshole?

Dude, crawl off my balls ok?

[cantthinkofanything]

Is that some sort of defensive mechanism, ya get backed in a corner and your ass handed to you and it's...I fucked your mama.


hmmmm...IDK...I guess that would be a plausible theory except that I made buttlove to your mom.

[Avante]

Topic: hollywood casting couch and how many sexual partners women have.
You: no way over xx amount since you know your four attractive sisters don't have sex with xx amount.
Everyone else: Dude, WTF?!
You: no, it's normal, we talk about sex lives all the time.
Everyone else: gross
You: no, it's normal in my family. If you knew my sisters you wouldn't think me discussing familial sex lives weird.
Everyone else: eww
You: (example conversation discussing sex with your sisters/their "responses"
Everyone else: dude, enough already

Do I need to link to the thread, you forgetful, perving jackhole?

That was stupid especially since I only have three sisters.

Why talk about things you know nothing about?

[cantthinkofanything]

That was stupid especially since I only have three sisters.

Why talk about things you know nothing about?

You'll have 4 in about seven more months.

[Avante]

hmmmm...IDK...I guess that would be a plausible theory except that I made buttlove to your mom.

Where did you ever get this weird idea that that silly junior bullshit did anything other than make you look retarded? Some obvious freak in hiding talking out his narrow little ass is suppose to make some impact...hahahaha!!!!!!!!!

Dude, that silly shit doesn't work on me when will you ever figure that out ya can't be that fucking dense.

[Avante]

You'll have 4 in about seven more months.

Then ya wonder why after 12 threads ya have...0...replies?

Who here is 13?

[JMarkJohns]

That was stupid especially since I only have three sisters.

Why talk about things you know nothing about?

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=194450&highlight=Sisters

Ok, dude.



It's totally absurd for a woman. Like I mentioned we aren't talking 50 in 30 years. We are talking 50 in about 12 years.

I have four sisters, all between 24-30. They are very attractive, very out going. Combined they haven't had 50 lovers and they do not sit home.

You now going to say you were not Razon?

Hahaha, ok, trolljob.

[Avante]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=194450&highlight=Sisters

Ok, dude.




You now going to say you were not Razon?

Hahaha, ok, trolljob.

No I'm going to say the only way you were going to actually find that was to prove me wrong. Yep, worked like a charm.

Now tell me what did I say about my sisters there? You took that as something bad? You're kidding.

[JMarkJohns]

You're a dipshit liar troll. All anyone need know. If I can contribute, I'll humbly work like a charm. Especially since the worst you have on me is the names you manufactured in your own posts.

Ohnoes! I'm weird?! Hahaha

[Avante]

You're a dipshit liar troll. All anyone need know. If I can contribute, I'll humbly work like a charm. Especially since the worst you have on me is the names you manufactured in your own posts.

Ohnoes! I'm weird?! Hahaha

Couldn't be more wrong if you tried, I needed you to pull what was actually said up. Saying three instead of the four got you moving....right?

I said all my sisters combined never had 50 lovers is a bad thing to say? We are very close and know what the others are doing.

[AussieFanKurt]

some poll... nice source

[Avante]

some poll... nice source

So what was the number one thing women look for in a man?

[AussieFanKurt]

So what was the number one thing women look for in a man?

how should I know? Was I ever making out I knew.. you just posted saying you had a poll, in reality you just made it up or took it from some tiny portion of women surveyed

[Avante]

how should I know? Was I ever making out I knew.. you just posted saying you had a poll, in reality you just made it up or took it from some tiny portion of women surveyed

Then there's always reality....

Got in the car to go someplace and caught this on the radio....

A poll asking over 4000 women what was the number one thing they looked fo rin a man had these results....

That's what happened. Dude, why do you work so hard trying to be a punk?