Kobe's under-the-bus rampage: "This isn't working"

[Capt Bringdown]

Adrian Wojnarowski chronicles Kobe's latest predictable meltdown:

Kobe Bryant's frustration with Lakers' struggles grows: 'This isn't working' (http://sports.yahoo.com/news/nba--kobe-bryant---this-isn-t-working--101830224.html)

[Fabbs]

Could we get a shot chart to refute this fertilizer?

I'm looking at myself. I'm shooting a low percentage right now, and I've got to look at that. It's on me to make shots, but I'm having to make tough shots, getting the ball 30 feet from the basket and [expletive] like that.

[Koolaid_Man]

Adrian Wojnarowski chronicles Kobe's latest predictable meltdown:

Kobe Bryant's frustration with Lakers' struggles grows: 'This isn't working' (http://sports.yahoo.com/news/nba--kobe-bryant---this-isn-t-working--101830224.html)


Hey Spin master...please don't Cherry pick


CHICAGO – Everyone else on these Los Angeles Lakers had showered, dressed and bundled themselves to march out into the coldest night across the past two winters here. As the clock lurched past midnight in the losing locker room, the team bus gone, Kobe Bryant still wore his purple and gold jersey inside a tiny cubicle.

For some reason, he was holding onto one more night, one more loss, a little longer on Monday. He had marched past the Michael Jordan statue in the United Center, embraced Scottie Pippen courtside and understood he had never been so far away from those six championship banners hanging above him.

One more to go, and yet Monday night had been another cruel installment that Bryant no longer plays on a championship contender, that the parts, the system, the plan, is spiraling deeper and deeper into the abyss. Seven games under .500, four games out of the playoff picture and an unraveling in the final minutes of a 95-83 loss to the Chicago Bulls.
So far, these Lakers are a failure. So far, a bust.

"Obviously, this isn't working," Bryant told Yahoo! Sports.


Kobe Bryant and the Lakers have dropped to seven games below .500. (AP)
It isn't working for Pau Gasol, who has lost his starting job to Earl Clark. It isn't working for Dwight Howard, who grumbled privately in the locker room over the truths on the stat sheet. Most of all, it isn't working for the Los Angeles Lakers, on course to be remembered as one of pro sports' biggest debacles.

On the issue of coach Mike D'Antoni stripping Gasol of his starting job, Bryant responded with a long, telling silence and smirk when pressed on whether he believed Gasol's benching made these Lakers a better basketball team.
On the issue of Howard's belief that the ball simply doesn't go through him enough on offense, Bryant rejected the premise.

"I've tried to go out of my way to get him the ball," Bryant told Y! Sports. "Sometimes I end up looking like an idiot, because I get up in the air, I've got a shot, but I try to find him. But he thinks I'm going to shoot, so his back is turned. I'm trying to think about getting him the ball a lot – take care of him as much as I possibly can. It takes me out of rhythm a little bit, but I'm fine with that. If that's going to help our team, I'm more than willing to do that."

When Howard did get the ball on Monday, he missed four of eight free throws. He let the Bulls strip him. He missed three of his five shots. His aggression seems to come and go, on offense and defense. Perhaps it's the back; perhaps it's something else.

"I've constantly tried to help him out, tried to talk to him," Bryant said. "Two o'clock in the morning, three o'clock in the morning. Texting him. Sharing reading materials. Anything to try and help him.

"He's coming off a major surgery in a market where it's just merciless; where there's demands and responsibilities of athletes. It's been tough on him."

Deep into the fourth quarter, within a basket, the Lakers crumbled to the Bulls. As one Western Conference assistant coach told Y! Sports, "If you just keep running your stuff, trust your offense, they will eventually break down on defense. You'll get what you want."

This speaks to D'Antoni's inability to cultivate an identity for these Lakers. Bryant wouldn't come right out and declare D'Antoni's system a failure, but he did speak to a need for the coach to find ways to flex everyone's strengths. D'Antoni has a long, stubborn history of forcing talent to fit into his system, and right now that is clearly playing a part in the unraveling of this season.

"We need to go back to basics," Bryant said. "We need to put guys in positions to do what they do best. We need to strip it down. Steve is best in pick-and-roll. Pau is best in the post. I'm best from the free-throw line extended down. Let's go back to basics.

"We've got to evaluate what's going on. Management is looking at it. The players are looking at it. I'm looking at myself. I'm shooting a low percentage right now, and I've got to look at that. It's on me to make shots, but I'm having to make tough shots, getting the ball 30 feet from the basket and [expletive] like that.

"Originally, teams would have to play our pick-and-roll coverage, which left me open on the back side quite a bit. But they've made adjustments, and they've decided to stay home on Kobe no matter what. So I'm trying to space the floor. I'm trying to do my job the best I can. I try to create opportunities. But most of them are trying to take the ball to the basket with four or five seconds left on the [shot] clock, trying to manufacture tough shots.

"Listen, no one is more critical of their game, of how they're playing, than I am. And right now, I've got to shoot at a higher percentage, have to play better. "

[Also: Cavs' Anderson Varejao to miss rest of the season due to blood clot]
It was late Monday, and the No. 24 jersey still stayed on his back inside the arena where No. 23 won those six championships. Kobe Bryant has five titles, and this had been proposed as a season for him to chase his sixth. Bryant had made seven of 22 shots against the Bulls, gone to the free-throw line only three times.

"On me," Bryant would say again. "I've got to find a way to make shots."
Midnight passed, the Lakers bus had left the United Center, and still Bryant sat inside his locker and searched for solutions. Mostly, they were abstract, unrealistic and ultimately at the mercy of D'Antoni valuing victory over the validation of his precious system. These Lakers aren't pursuing a title, but merely the stabilization needed to secure the eighth seed in the Western Conference playoffs.

All alone in the United Center locker room, all his teammates gone, Bryant still hadn't peeled the uniform off his back. He chases ghosts in this gym. He chases the elevated immortality that comes with catching Michael Jordan. In the empty room, in the Lakers' spiral, there were no empty words about chasing a championship.

Another lost night, another embarrassing loss. Bryant stayed back and let it wash over him. Those six Bulls championship banners dangled over him, and never had they felt so distant, so unreachable. Nevertheless, Bryant stayed in the still of the room. Coldest night of the year in Chicago, and Kobe Bryant showed no inclination to hustle out into the winter of his basketball life.

[TrainOfThought5]

Lol at this "rosy eyed, tear jerker" of an article. Kobe practicing chucking wont help the Lakers TBQH FWIW IMHO

[ambchang]

Their game when referring to the Lakers?

Saying he is shooting bad percentage, when he is shooting the 2nd best in his post-Shaq years? Then blaming his teammates for giving him shots in horrible spots?

When I read these things, I am not sure if he is blaming himself or his teammates, it's getting more and more confusing.

[Raven]

it is funny that only a few months ago he called his own fans dumb for doubting the team.

[Bill_Brasky]

Watching that cock master eat this shit sandwich really has been fun.

[Cry Havoc]

On the issue of Howard's belief that the ball simply doesn't go through him enough on offense, Bryant rejected the premise.

:lmao

:lmao

:lmao

:lmao


"I've tried to go out of my way to get him the ball," Bryant told Y! Sports. "Sometimes I end up looking like an idiot, because I get up in the air, I've got a shot, but I try to find him. But he thinks I'm going to shoot, so his back is turned. I'm trying to think about getting him the ball a lot – take care of him as much as I possibly can. It takes me out of rhythm a little bit, but I'm fine with that. If that's going to help our team, I'm more than willing to do that."

:lol Kirby
:lol GLOAT
:lol Can't feed a 7 footer in the post
:lol Passing the ball takes him out of his rhythm
:lol His 7-22 rhythm
:lol

[DisAsTerBot]

lol looks for him after he's in the air for a shot

[Seventyniner]

:lol Passing the ball takes him out of his rhythm
:lol His 7-22 rhythm

Well done.

[Riddler]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/f1f842965ed2defde192e74e05252b86/tumblr_mh0rwdMBk91rsnx72o1_500.png

[Clipper Nation]

What a fucking loser Kirby is, Marbury 2.0...

:cry "But I can't pass the ball, my rhythm might get messed up, and I might fuck around and make shots instead of bricking!" :cry

[LittleCriminal]

You know he's really playing chopsticks.... Moonlight Sonata...Yeah right.

[DPG21920]

:lol Now Kobe is on Twitter tweeting as he watches his 81 point game. Thinking of better days, I guess..

[Riddler]

Kobe Bryant ‏@kobebryant (https://twitter.com/kobebryant) I can't believe I've never watched this game till now

Kobe Bryant ‏@kobebryant (https://twitter.com/kobebryant)
After my first bucket I realized their rotations weren't sharp or early

Kobe Bryant ‏@kobebryant (https://twitter.com/kobebryant)
Youthful metabolism!! I'm fresh of pepperoni pizza and grape soda! #countonkobe (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23countonkobe&src=hash)

Kobe Bryant ‏@kobebryant (https://twitter.com/kobebryant)
I scored 81 this game? #countonkobe (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23countonkobe&src=hash) #countonkobespeakingin3rdperson (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23countonkobespeakingin3rdperson&src=hash)

:rollin

[Juggity]

lmao, Kobe is not playing this


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=352qLWqKN-U

[LittleCriminal]

lmao, Kobe is not playing this


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=352qLWqKN-U

He's not playing that... He's playing this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PBxs52Ufgk

[Ghazi]

Wow.. Piano takes so much skill..

[Man In Black]

Apparently, THE WORLD DOES NOT WORK THIS WAY:
shx0iu-TC6w

[TheRealCB]

Kobe Bryant ‏@kobebryant (https://twitter.com/kobebryant) Down 14, I'm heating up...at this point I wouldn't pass a kidney stone #countonkobe (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23countonkobe&src=hash)


The man is trolling :lmao

[Koolaid_Man]

Wow.. Piano takes so much skill..

actually it does..I play as well...have since elementary school...stop being jealous of people that are greater than you...go back to Iran

[Koolaid_Man]

lol looks for him after he's in the air for a shot

lol that was pretty funny...but the reality is it's not Kobe's job to pass...it's his job to shot...the point guard is also known as the passing guard...yet still..even if Kobe passes to Dwight...he won't do shit with it except get stripped, shot some bullshit ass shot, or miss a freebie...

[Ghazi]

I was bein serious.. And cmon now, black people dont play the piano :lol

[baseline bum]

lmao, Kobe is not playing this


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=352qLWqKN-U

I personally prefer the Rach 3 when I need to relax tbh

lusMu2LGIUM

[Koolaid_Man]

I was bein serious.. And cmon now, black people dont play the piano :lol


and Iranians don't know nor can they play basketball....:toast clumsy muthafuckers

[Koolaid_Man]

Kobe Bryant ‏@kobebryant (https://twitter.com/kobebryant) Down 14, I'm heating up...at this point I wouldn't pass a kidney stone #countonkobe (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23countonkobe&src=hash)


The man is trolling :lmao

I just want to win a game any fucking game...can we get a muthafucking WIN please...got dayuummm

[DJB]

I was bein serious.. And cmon now, black people dont play the piano :lol

QAe-BNHkp6Y

[baseline bum]

Here's another relaxing piece to play after a hard day

ui999m9gshg

[Ghazi]

Hamed haddadi tbh

[Clipper Nation]

lol that was pretty funny...but the reality is it's not Kobe's job to pass...it's his job to shot...

Hey retard, when the entire offense is run through you, it doesn't matter what position you play, you are expected to pass to an open teammate if they have a better look....

[Koolaid_Man]

Hey retard, when the entire offense is run through you, it doesn't matter what position you play, you are expected to pass to an open teammate if they have a better look....

^ I'm not ya mamma's pussy...but I will say this...tbh I'm just like Kobe...when I go back and look at video tape of myself hooping..I can clearly see I don't like to pass either...in fact if I'm like forced to play with you because no one else is around then you likely will only score off my misses...I don't try to be but I can see how in the heat of the game you just don't pass...some of it is being hell bent on showing the opposition you can't be stopped...but sometimes you just don't respect your options...so I truly can understand Kobe...I've been where he's at many times...:lol tbh I want guys on my team that will run, hustle, play great D, and go up for an occasional alley...I can handle the scoring...and let me just add..if there are Ho's in the stand watching you can pretty much forget getting a pass from me...I'm going for mine...if that makes us bad guys then so be it

[Stalin]

^ i never read your posts, would you say I'm missing out?

[Koolaid_Man]

^ i never read your posts, would you say I'm missing out?

^ yeah right...and birds don't fly I suppose..not only do you read it..you're fixated....

[Stalin]

hardly, i didn't read the one above either, just curious of what you think of your posts, on a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate them on average?

[Capt Bringdown]

Hey Spin master...please don't Cherry pick

No spin.
Kobe's shtick is a litany of passive-aggressive criticisms and judgments covered with a thin veneer of "I'm just trying to help" happy talk. This is his idea of leadership.

[LittleCriminal]

^ I'm not ya mamma's pussy...but I will say this...tbh I'm just like Kobe...when I go back and look at video tape of myself hooping..I can clearly see I don't like to pass either...in fact if I'm like forced to play with you because no one else is around then you likely will only score off my misses...I don't try to be but I can see how in the heat of the game you just don't pass...some of it is being hell bent on showing the opposition you can't be stopped...but sometimes you just don't respect your options...so I truly can understand Kobe...I've been where he's at many times...:lol tbh I want guys on my team that will run, hustle, play great D, and go up for an occasional alley...I can handle the scoring...and let me just add..if there are Ho's in the stand watching you can pretty much forget getting a pass from me...I'm going for mine...if that makes us bad guys then so be it

I found the Vid!!
Did you wear #42??
And play for the Beavers??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMyuv3wkTJs

[Koolaid_Man]

No spin.
Kobe's shtick is a litany of passive-aggressive criticisms and judgments covered with a thin veneer of "I'm just trying to help" happy talk. This is his idea of leadership.

maybe I'm guilty of thinking Spur has intellectual capacity they really don't possess. .I think what Kobe is ultimately trying to say in the nicest way he possibly can is that Dwight is one dumb muthafucker...I don't think Kobe respects him as a person..not from a moral POV but I think Kobe genuinely thinks this guy is a dumbass....and Kobe see's Dwight being a dumbass as translating to the court...read his comments carefully..Kobe is like I'm trying to help that stupid ass nigga :lol real talk