Trinidad James

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

This is newest instant classic in the genre of ignorant rap:

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[KL2]

Popped a Molly I'm sweatin' WHOO!

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Popped a Molly I'm sweatin' WHOO!

Shout out to dem freshmen!
On instagram, straight flexin!

[KL2]

Shout out to dem freshmen!
On instagram, straight flexin!


I still have no idea what that verse means.

[silverblk mystix]

Painful to watch.

[Bill_Brasky]

Dude looks like a really ghetto Jimi Hendrix.

[baseline bum]

What the fuck happened to lyrics in hip-hop? Rakim's rolling in his grave hearing the shit.

[baseline bum]

LOL of course untalented criminal singing about god.

[Avante]

Lack of education coupled with a media outlet, not a good combo.

A great example...

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[KL2]

What the fuck happened to lyrics in hip-hop? Rakim's rolling in his grave hearing the shit.

This self proclaimed "gangster" happened:

http://hiphopjoes.com/Joes/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/lilwayne.jpg


Paved the way for all this faggotry.


Ever heard him sing? It's fucking awful. And he's dead serious about it too.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FRjbqb8gI0Q

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

What the fuck happened to lyrics in hip-hop? Rakim's rolling in his grave hearing the shit.

Tbh plenty of rappers from back in the day had awful lyircs.....like Biggie.

[baseline bum]

Tbh plenty of rappers from back in the day had awful lyircs.....like Biggie.

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[mavs>spurs]

even my black coworkers were making fun of that song today imho

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

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Idk if Biggie was serious when he would rap about sardenes.

[FkLA]

The rap culture is one of the most retarded things in the world tbh. Glorifies murdering, hating authority, blindly spending money on stupid shit, treating women like hoes, etc...baffles me why niggas eat that shit up.

[Trill Clinton]

The rap culture is one of the most retarded things in the world tbh. Glorifies murdering, hating authority, blindly spending money on stupid shit, treating women like hoes, etc...baffles me why crackas eat that shit up.

fixed that for you and that's just a portion of rap culture.

[FkLA]

fixed that for you and that's just a portion of rap culture.

True. I dont mind rap that tells a story or chronicles the life of the lower class but that seems rare nowadays. Loved SPM growing up and still listen to his music from time to time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE2YFidy4-4

[Trill Clinton]

True. I dont mind rap that tells a story or chronicles the life of the lower class but that seems rare nowadays. Loved SPM growing up and still listen to his music from time to time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE2YFidy4-4

that's why i don't listen to the radio.

especially here in SA where its the same 5 songs and amanda perez all day. fuck that.

i was never a big spm fan but i did like his verse on this. i prefer the chopped n screwed version myself.

FF to 4:45


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEKgsuQA8zQ

[FkLA]

:tu

[DPG21920]

I can't believe the "hide yo kids, they raping errone out here" guy actually blew up into a legit rapper.

[oh crap]

What the fuck happened to lyrics in hip-hop? Rakim's rolling in his grave hearing the shit.

Just wanted to note to any fans that rakim is performing in Austin on 2/17

[DMC]

Lack of education coupled with a media outlet, not a good combo.

A great example...

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I'd go to his church.

[DMC]

Tbh plenty of rappers from back in the day had awful lyircs.....like Biggie.

Go back further and it's really really bad.

[Trill Clinton]

Go back further and it's really really bad.


lol cosign this.

people tend to forget about rappers like, kool moe dee, kid n play, sugarhill gang and the rest of them old farts from the 80's.

same shit different era.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

lol cosign this.

people tend to forget about rappers like, kool moe dee, kid n play, sugarhill gang and the rest of them old farts from the 80's.

same shit different era.
Cosigned.

Old school rap like, "Basketball is my favorite sport!" is maybe the worst stuff out there.

[baseline bum]

Yeah, Kurtis Blow was wack, as was a lot of Furious Five (other than The Message and NY, NY) and so was most of the early to mid 80s shit, but Ice-T, PE, Rakim, EPMD, Ultramagnetic, Eazy E, Ice Cube, Run-DMC put out some incredible music in the 80s.

[baseline bum]

that's why i don't listen to the radio.

especially here in SA where its the same 5 songs and amanda perez all day. fuck that.

i was never a big spm fan but i did like his verse on this. i prefer the chopped n screwed version myself.

FF to 4:45


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEKgsuQA8zQ

I don't get screwing at all; shit makes everything sound wack. Thank god for the syrup tbh.

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol I'm not a hater of any music genre, tbh, everybody has their own preference..

I like some of the shitty rap nowadays, tbh:lol..rap "trap musik" is a fad though IMO, it'll be dead within a year..

Chief Keef, Juicy J, the nigga in the OP, King Louie, all these niggas that repeat the same hook during the entire track, in addition to simple lyrics..I like some of it in my car or at a party, tbh, but I don't believe it will still be around in a year..

[HarlemHeat37]

And ya, fully agree with the opinion of 80s rap..it's terrible, tbh..a comedian had a bit about it, I think it was Donald Glover(overrated rapper, but still)..

[DMC]

I actually like some of the stuff these days. Not for homer reasons, but I like Pill's "Scottie Pippen Tim Duncan". Some tunes just grab you and that's what makes them good. They don't have to be deep or have crazy lyrics like eminem.

[oh crap]

but I like Pill's "Scottie Pippen Tim Duncan".

I like some of his stuff but that song Is pretty terrible

[Leetonidas]

the real shit


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV3QYQzlcJ4

[baseline bum]

the real shit


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV3QYQzlcJ4

:tu

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

when did the absolute worst old school songs like "Do the humpy hump!" or "Funky Cole Medina" come out? Was that the 80s or even before then? Those are two of the first ones that come to mind when I think of horrible old school rap.

[baseline bum]

Wow, Humpty Dance was amazing shit, but that was 1990. Tone Loc's kind of wack so agreed on that at least.

[HarlemHeat37]

DOK, what do you think about Bandz Make Her Dance, tbh?..

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Wow, Humpty Dance was amazing shit, but that was 1990. Tone Loc's kind of wack so agreed on that at least.

Do the Humpty Hump! is one of the worst songs I've ever heard.

The lyrics in that song aren't any better than the lyrics in the OP :lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

DOK, what do you think about Bandz Make Her Dance, tbh?..

I'm a fan :lol. Same with fuckin problems, tbh.

Turn a dike bitch out have her fuckin boys, beast!

[HarlemHeat37]

Big fan of Poetic Justice too, uh?:lol..

[baseline bum]

Do the Humpty Hump! is one of the worst songs I've ever heard.

The lyrics in that song aren't any better than the lyrics in the OP :lol

I can see people calling the hook wack, but Shock G's flow was tight in the actual verses.

[Fpoonsie]

Best. "Fun rap" track. ever.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lBsZj1mhw8

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I can see people calling the hook wack, but Shock G's flow was tight in the actual verses.

The beats in all of those songs are so goofy and horrible I struggle to listen to the lyrics. And yeah, the flow is good, but the actual lyrics like, "I look funny....but yo I make money!" are about on par with, "on instagram straight flexin......popped a molly im sweatin!" except the 2nd one is a lot funnier.

[benefactor]

the real shit


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV3QYQzlcJ4
I ran this tape into the ground...this one and Scarface's Mr. Scarface is Back.

[baseline bum]

The beats in all of those songs are so goofy and horrible I struggle to listen to the lyrics. And yeah, the flow is good, but the actual lyrics like, "I look funny....but yo I make money!" are about on par with, "on instagram straight flexin......popped a molly im sweatin!" except the 2nd one is a lot funnier.

I can't put them in the same class at all. "Popped a molly, I'm sweating" is a good line, but half of the rest of the flow is the words "fuck nigga" or "my nigga" and the delivery is terrible since there are so many pauses. It just sounds lazy.

[baseline bum]

I ran this tape into the ground...this one and Scarface's Mr. Scarface is Back.

The sex rhymes on We Can't Be Stopped were hilarious.

Woman's dialog in italics

(phone ringing)
Hello
Hello darling, how you feeling? This is Akshen.
Fine, how are you?
Ah, just maxing.
Been thinking of you
Oh yeah? Well let's get together.
OK
Let me take me a shit and I'm a meet you at 11.

....

Drove her back home; she was looking kind of frantic.
I gave the bitch some dick; I couldn't understand it.
Hey yo, what's the problem?
I ain't even cum. I shoulda stayed home
Yeah, but I'd a still got me some.
We're at your crib, get your shit and go.
She looked me in the eye shook her head and said "NO"

:lol

Vag8aUH_Ueo

[Leetonidas]

so i just listened to the song dok posted...holy shit my ears they have been raped

[benefactor]

I used to laugh at that shit every time. Willie D was funny as hell too. His solo joints were always full of greatness. Bald Headed Hoes and I Wanna Fuck Your Mama immediately come to mind.

[Leetonidas]

Do the Humpty Hump! is one of the worst songs I've ever heard.

The lyrics in that song aren't any better than the lyrics in the OP :lol

I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.

:lmao

[benefactor]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLSYCoIj64o


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orYfWcZ2zdI

:lol

[Leetonidas]

:tu

[benefactor]

"Fucked up is how you look to Willie D."

lmao

[baseline bum]

I ran this tape into the ground...this one and Scarface's Mr. Scarface is Back.
Damn I hate ******s.
Let's get that black mother fucker.
Let's git him Earl!

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^ best track on the album

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^ One of the greatest story tracks put on wax

[benefactor]

The Mavin Gaye sample in the background was just perfect on that song.

[baseline bum]

I used to laugh at that shit every time. Willie D was funny as hell too. His solo joints were always full of greatness. Bald Headed Hoes and I Wanna Fuck Your Mama immediately come to mind.

Willie D is fucking nuts. I used to live in Houston and heard him get kicked out of the studio on 97.9 The Box when they were interviewing the Geto Boys. They asked them about their dream cars since it tied in with some promotion, so Scarface and Bushwick were talking about decked out Ferraris and Jeeps and shit. Then Willie D wouldn't shut the fuck up about how he wanted a bunch of machine guns and shit on his car that would pop out and spray anyone who tried to steal it. The host of the show said that was kind of extreme and Willie D had a fit and started going off on this long rant about how he'd put a bullet in any nigga who touched his car.

Willie D's best solo work was Rodney K when he said he wished the cops had shot Rodney King dead.

[baseline bum]

Still, funniest shit I ever heard on 97.9 The Box was a commerical Scarface did for a bail bonds company. Picture the begginng of Mr. Scarface when he's singing, except this time the words were something like

Mr Mr Scarface cruising down the block
Cop pulls me over and then he finds my glock
Got out central booking and called the Bail Kings
And Mr Mr Scarface cruised down the block again

[baseline bum]

Wonder what Scarface's mother thought of this video?

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[CuckingFunt]

The beats in all of those songs are so goofy and horrible I struggle to listen to the lyrics. And yeah, the flow is good, but the actual lyrics like, "I look funny....but yo I make money!" are about on par with, "on instagram straight flexin......popped a molly im sweatin!" except the 2nd one is a lot funnier.

How dare you speak ill of Humpty!

[CuckingFunt]

Best. "Fun rap" track. ever.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lBsZj1mhw8

Rob Base disagrees.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.

:lmao

:lmao:lmao:lmao

I like Slam dunks take me to the hoop
My favorite play is the alley oop
I like the pick-and-roll, I like the give-and-go,
Cause it's Basketball

[Trill Clinton]

a lot of people think every rapper has to have some double entendre and mindblowing lyrics when that isn't the case.

there are various lanes in hip hop.

if you a lyrical rapper cool, if you a good story teller cool, if you can get the club hype cool.

that's what i love about hip hop. i can listen to jay z then turn around and get ratchet to waka flocka and gucci mane.

for myself i like lyrical rappers but not them niggas who be rapping about hidden pyramids and ancient artifacts.

i prefer a mix of beat selection+flow+delivery+lyrics.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

for myself i like lyrical rappers but not them niggas who be rapping about hidden pyramids and ancient artifacts..

This. Rappers like Jedi Mind Tricks and Atmosphere are fuckin horrible.

[Fpoonsie]

for myself i like lyrical rappers but not them niggas who be rapping about hidden pyramids and ancient artifacts.


This. Rappers like Jedi Mind Tricks and Atmosphere are fuckin horrible.

What is this? I don't even...

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

What is this? I don't even...

They're underground rappers who suburban white kids who grew up well off (so basically me and people I went to high school with except I always thought it was horrible) listened to because they think it makes them sound cool.

"Hai guise have you heard that song from Immortal Technique about the kid raping his mother? It's so sick!"

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol Agreed..

Every other rap fan I know is an elitist that listens to underground shit that talks about the same shit in every song(which is their accusation against mainstream rap, ironically)..they invite me to shows all the time, but I wouldn't be able to handle the presence of the music elitists around me, tbh..

I actually don't mind Jedi Mind Tricks, but Immortal Technique is the most overrated rapper of all-time IMO..he's boring as fuck, his beats are lame, his songs are repetitive and he's an elitist..

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Yeah I refer to them as hipster rap fans. They listen to garbage that they think is good because no one else listens to it.

[Creepn]

I don't like the "I'm Different" type of hip hop sound they be blasting on the radio. I hate it. I don't just change the station, I turn my radio off.

[redzero]

The song in the OP is absolutely terrible. How can anybody like this shit?

[baseline bum]

For the most part I agree about hipster hiphop, but Kool Keith's Dr. Octagon album is the exception. That shit's classic since Keith is such a talented lyricist (loved his more mainstream shit with Ultramagnetic too).

[Fpoonsie]

For the most part I agree about hipster hiphop, but Kool Keith's Dr. Octagon album is the exception. That shit's classic since Keith is such a talented lyricist (loved his more mainstream shit with Ultramagnetic too).

Never actually heard of the guy, so I just did some YouTube'n, and listened to "Livin' Astro."

Good shit, actually.

[redzero]

Deltron 3030 is probably the best abstract hip hop album.

[monosylab1k]

Some hipster rap is pretty good. I like MF Doom and Aesop Rock. But for the most part hipster rap is a douchey circle jerk of average rappers who think they're gods for rhyming words like paleontology even if it's completely irrelevant to the point of the song.

[redzero]

Deltron 3030 is probably the best abstract hip hop album.

Whoops, I forgot about Madvillainy. I change my answer to that.

[DMC]

when did the absolute worst old school songs like "Do the humpy hump!" or "Funky Cole Medina" come out? Was that the 80s or even before then? Those are two of the first ones that come to mind when I think of horrible old school rap.

The Medina is still making money. Using "Jamie's Cryin'" pulled in all the VH girls to the tune, they'd already accepted it so they didn't instantly run away from it.

lol Humpty was funny, don't think it was meant to be anything but. "You say he just a friend". That had great lyrics... like made up on the spot at the studio.

[DMC]

:lmao:lmao:lmao

I like Slam dunks take me to the hoop
My favorite play is the alley oop
I like the pick-and-roll, I like the give-and-go,
Cause it's Basketball

Every time I started that game I swear they were saying "We're playing basketball... without that basketball". Thought it was written by the rest of the Lakers.

[monosylab1k]

I still have no idea what that verse means.

According to Rap Genius it's a Johnny Football reference, more specifically this picture

http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/84CwlaDnoqcZQo8iPtQ70Q--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NQ--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusncaafexperts/Manziel-money.png

[chunticakes]

hot tamale im sweatin, wooh!!

[Avante]

It just takes so little talent to being a successful rapper.

[DPG21920]

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[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao

[baseline bum]

That's a much better version of the song tbh