The CHIEF

[I. Hustle]

LOL this is one bitter old dude. You wonder why nobody contacts you or wants to hire you when you never associated with any of your teammates or took the time to call them back.

I love how he is not bitter or holding anything against them but still calls them out.

http://www.boston.com/sports/basketball/2013/01/25/robert-parish-yearns-for-nba-coaching-job/2nHzPnNCisC5pEv5R2eqWP/story-1.html

[jeebus]

so he had a job making $80k a year but it was too low? fuck this faggot; hopefully no one hires him and he has to be the assistant greeter at walmart.

[whitemamba]

http://i.imgflip.com/h5b4.gif

[Chris]

Lol people go to college for 8 years to make 80k - public relations sounds like a nice cushy job too-what an idiot.

[I. Hustle]

The guy is the typical welfare idiot who expects everything handed to him. So he should get a coaching job just because that's what he really wants? That's the problem with most athletes. They walk around like they are big shit when all they do is play a kids game. Yeah I like basketball. Yes, I am a Spurs fan but I don't nut my pants every time I see a celebrity or ball player.
I don't give a shit about their personal lives as long as they go out there and entertain me.

Poor me. I wasted all $24 million dollars and need to make 6 figures. Don't pity me though but can I have a handout?

Bitch, GFY

[Juggity]

Parish, who earned roughly $24 million in 21 years in the NBA, says he needs a job with a substantial six-to-seven-figure salary. “I don’t want to have to start over. I’m not homeless and I’m not penniless, but I need to work.”

Wow. Nobody "needs" a six-to-seven-figure salary. People earn a six-to-seven-figure salary. If Parish isn't willing to start from the bottom like everyone else, he deserves to lose everything he has. $80,000/year is a respectable salary.

I have the feeling that Parish just wants to maintain his lavish mansion and unsustainable lifestyle. If that's the case, he can fuck himself. Seriously.

[baseline bum]

What the fuck man? An upper middle class salary is pretty nice for someone with no skills now that he can't post up on the block or chase down a rebound. LOL another broke millionaire.

[timvp]

Embarrassing. "I can be head coach, assistant coach, whatever I just need a six or seven figure dollar job." /facepalm

This is almost as bad as Hakeem charging people $100K to teach them post moves.

[I. Hustle]

Embarrassing. "I can be head coach, assistant coach, whatever I just need a six or seven figure dollar job." /facepalm

This is almost as bad as Hakeem charging people $100K to teach them post moves.

I think the crazy part is that he just expects them to give him a high paying job. I'll take whatever job they have that pay 6-7 figures. Whatever.

Dude is a douche.

[y2kbug]

“I know X’s and O’s. I know when to call a timeout,”
lol

[AussieFanKurt]

I dont know how anyone can sell championship rings and not care. I would have thought they signified a lot

[ffadicted]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaiSHcHM0PA

[racm]

Embarrassing. "I can be head coach, assistant coach, whatever I just need a six or seven figure dollar job." /facepalm

This is almost as bad as Hakeem charging people $100K to teach them post moves.

At this point I expect a role player like Danny Green to have a better money management program than the All-Stars.

[DMC]

I want a coaching job in the NBA. I cannot believe someone hasn't contacted me about it.

[Fpoonsie]

"I’m not making no excuses..."

Exactly.

[Fpoonsie]

"...the domestic violence. I’m not going to downplay that under no circumstance..."

ROFL. This guy GETS it.

(What IS it about nigs and double negatives?!)

[monosylab1k]

Ain't nobody here think we could get no win but us.

[FYM]

Parish... Another example of athletes IQ