JR Smith's Twitter Greatness

[Fpoonsie]

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[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I'm almost tempted to tweet him a friend killer joke to see how he'd respond

[Fpoonsie]

Not a terrible idea. He went on and on defending Ray Lewis's murder rap a few days ago.

[Drachen]

I'm almost tempted to tweet him a friend killer joke to see how he'd respond

Do it, "I heard you murder on the glass when you're driving in the lane"

Edit: ok, it needs tweaking, sue me.

[Fpoonsie]

:lmao :lmao

[TheRealCB]

Do it, "I heard you murder on the glass when you're driving in the lane"

Edit: ok, it needs tweaking, sue me.

Would he get it?

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Do it, "I heard you murder on the glass when you're driving in the lane"

:lmao:lmao

Anyone with an IQ above room tempurature would find that hilarous, but that'd be way too subtle for him to understand :lol

He'd prolly respond with something like, "Thanx homie much luv!"

[Drachen]

Would he get it?

I dunno, maybe it is a little nuanced for him. I guess we could make some minor tweaks and have it read like this "You killed your friend you fuck"

[Trill Clinton]

real nigga shithttp://i46.tinypic.com/1tpgck.png

[Fpoonsie]

Drachen = "bout dis lyfe."

[ElNono]

Do it, "I heard you murder on the glass when you're driving in the lane"

Edit: ok, it needs tweaking, sue me.

:rollin

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Actually Drachen that would be funny in the sense all of his twitter followers would find it hilarious and he'd have no idea :lol

[Drachen]

Actually Drachen that would be funny in the sense all of his twitter followers would find it hilarious and he'd have no idea :lol

Thanx homie much love.

[TheRealCB]

"Yo man you are a killer when you drive the lane"


Maybe that's easier for him to understand?

[Fpoonsie]

"Mah nigga, you DEADLY when you zig-zaggin' through tha lane!"

Goddammit. I love Drachen's initial use of "tha glass," doe.

[hater]

let the man enjoy himself. retirement, poverty and a life of crack smoking are just around the corner for that fella

[jeebus]

Well, if anyone is gonna tweet those jokes to JR, they'd at least have to make up a fake twitter account with the name of the deceased.

[lil_penny]

Well, if anyone is gonna tweet those jokes to JR, they'd at least have to make up a fake twitter account with the name of the deceased.

:lol

[baseline bum]

How bout "you killed them niggas from the drivers seat again son!" next time he has a big game?

[Juggity]

Well, if anyone is gonna tweet those jokes to JR, they'd at least have to make up a fake twitter account with the name of the deceased.

:lmao

Somebody please do this.

[baseline bum]

Or something like "Damn JR, you were on a whole nother level tonight, like 65 in a 30"

technically it was 67 in a 35 mph zone

[baseline bum]

Smith, who didn't comment after the sentencing, expressed regret at causing the accident that killed his friend, 21-year-old Andre Bell of East Orange, in June 2007.

[irishock]

Christ, you guys are cold. Now we will have a worse reputation on LakersGround for being such sick bastards.

[AussieFanKurt]

Christ, you guys are cold. Now we will have a worse reputation on LakersGround for being such sick bastards.

LG has reputation for being a bunch of pussies and imbeciles... I'm pretty sure there is too much moderation for being sick

[AussieFanKurt]

Person to tweet him and get a reply should win something

[timvp]

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[Floyd Pacquiao]

Ya'll tweet that nigga yet

[hater]

niga likes to keep his enemies close, and his close friends dead

[Reck]

Can you just post whatever without the "waiting for moderation" type response most blogs have?

[Trill Clinton]

Ya'll tweet that nigga yet

of course they didn't.

[Fpoonsie]

of course they didn't.

ROFL. Do you honestly think any posters here are "scared" to anonymously tweet a celebrity?

[Spurs 4 The Win]

ROFL. Do you honestly think any posters here are "scared" to anonymously tweet a celebrity?

Are you?

[Reck]

ROFL. Do you honestly think any posters here are "scared" to anonymously tweet a celebrity?

If this was a white player he'd probably even add to the one liners.

[Venti Quattro]

Damn JR, nice drive! I think your dead friend could've used that.

[Fpoonsie]

Are you?

Of course not, faggot.

[AussieFanKurt]

Damn JR, nice drive! I think your dead friend could've used that.

:lmao go and tweet him

[Spurs 4 The Win]

Of course not, faggot.

So you tweeted him?

[Woo Bum-kon]

"JR, stop driving recklessly in the lane. You might hurt someone."

[baseline bum]

"JR, stop driving recklessly in the lane. You might hurt someone."

:lmao

[Samuel Eto'o]

Damn JR, nice drive! I think your dead friend could've used that.

Venti! You can't just kill a guy like that!

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I'll send the tweet to him if we come to a decision on what the tweet should be. I have no idea how twitter works so sorry if I fuck up sending the tweet.

[Samuel Eto'o]

If we just all bombard him with tweets you know he would lose his mind. I would prolly just go with "J.R., your reckless driving not only endangered your own life, but it also took the life of your dear childhood friend." Never been good at the subtle tbh imho

[baseline bum]

In best Kevin Harlen voice

JR Smith, WITH NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE on that drive!

Tag9UmmFfY8

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Fuck I need to change my name on twitter first to JR Smith's dead friends name

[baseline bum]

Fuck I need to change my name on twitter first to JR Smith's dead friends name

I thought you were already Barbosa's dead mother????

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

K name is changed. Lets come up with the best possible tweet to send.

[HarlemHeat37]

I sent Woo's tweet, tbh:lol..I sent it to Joe Budden too..

I like badfish's idea, we should all send Tweets out, and cap it off with an Andre Bell account:lol..

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I've got the Andre Bell account covered, I'm tempted to send him this pic:

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[HarlemHeat37]

:lol that would be perfect, tbh..

Hashtag #teamswish to get more attention..

[redzero]

I've got the Andre Bell account covered, I'm tempted to send him this pic:

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I remember that...

[DPG21920]

Brutal..

[Fpoonsie]

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Props to Drachen. Fucking genius.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

just sent the tweet

[DPG21920]

You could also say "JR, I heard you were just 1 vote short of being an all-star, I bet Andre voted for Jamal Crawford"

[Fpoonsie]

You could also say "JR, I heard you were just 1 vote short of being an all-star, I bet Andre voted for Jamal Crawford"

:rollin

[DPG21920]

Then if he gets really butthurt, you could just claim you are talking about Andre Miller tbh..

[Spurs 4 The Win]

You could also say "JR, I heard you were just 1 vote short of being an all-star, I bet Andre voted for Jamal Crawford"

Winner

[Venti Quattro]

You could also say "JR, I heard you were just 1 vote short of being an all-star, I bet Andre voted for Jamal Crawford"

DPG, with the cold blooded goods.

[AussieFanKurt]

This thread is providing the goods

I just hope he responds which I don't think he will since all the one's he responded to were tweets from unoriginal idiots mostly - "u suck"

hmm

[Fpoonsie]

Lulz. Yeah, he prolly won't.

Thought, at best, he might address a sudden influx of similarly fucked tweets.

[DPG21920]

Well now I feel like an a-hole since people laughed.

[Samuel Eto'o]

Make a Josh Brent account and ask him if he'd be down for some drinks and a nice drive around town.

[Venti Quattro]

Go be Andre and tweet "I always pray for you when you drive hard in the lane, wishing that no harm might happen to you".

[manufan10]

:lmao this is just full of win, tbh imo fwiw

[ElNono]

There's no such thing as an anonymous Tweet... they hand out government requests for IP addresses like hot cakes... just a word of warning...

[Fpoonsie]

There's no such thing as an anonymous Tweet... they hand out government requests for IP addresses like hot cakes... just a word of warning...

Tha fuck are they gonna do? The federal gov't gonna "block" me from sending JR tweets before HE does?

[AussieFanKurt]

There's no such thing as an anonymous Tweet... they hand out government requests for IP addresses like hot cakes... just a word of warning...

Meh, tweeting him asking him a question about killing his friend isn't illegal

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

There's no such thing as an anonymous Tweet... they hand out government requests for IP addresses like hot cakes... just a word of warning...

Is there a law against making fun of people who kill their friends :lol

I could see why George Bush might have implemented a law like that in his 8 years as president, seeing that his wife is a friend killer.

[Fpoonsie]

(That Josh Brent idea is pretty good, tbh.)

[ElNono]

I'm just saying there's no such thing as anonymous tweets...

Plus he had it coming after talking shit himself... :lol

[manufan10]

Is there a law against making fun of people who kill their friends :lol

I could see why George Bush might have implemented a law like that in his 8 years as president, seeing that his wife is a friend killer.

Can't be worse than having a fake Twitter girlfriend.

[redzero]

What, is JR Smith going to force anybody who trolls him to take a ride with him at gunpoint?

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

As a matter of fact I can't fault JR Smith for being a friend killer when America's first lady from 2001-2008 encouraged a friend killing lifestyle. What kind of a message does that send?

[Juggity]

There might be identity theft laws violated by impersonating the dead friend on twitter, or at least cause for some kind of lawsuit pursued by either JR or the family of the dead. Just a thought, not sure if that has ever actually happened.

[ElNono]

I would tweet something along the lines of: "Can you befriend David Stern?"

[Spurs 4 The Win]

There might be identity theft laws violated by impersonating the dead friend on twitter, or at least cause for some kind of lawsuit pursued by either JR or the family of the dead. Just a thought, not sure if that has ever actually happened.

Good god thats not illegal, stop being a buzzkill

[Venti Quattro]

If I was a fan on the baseline stands, I'd create a "Beware: JR Smith driving" poster

[Fpoonsie]

If I was a fan on the baseline stands, I'd create a "Beware: JR Smith driving" poster

:lmao

[Floyd Pacquiao]

If I was a fan on the baseline stands, I'd create a "Beware: JR Smith driving" poster
:rollin

[Drachen]

Just got back to see this.... awesome!

[rayjayjohnson]

Do it, "I heard you murder on the glass when you're driving in the lane"

Edit: ok, it needs tweaking, sue me.

Thats tremendous.

He better not carpool with Steve Novak

[rayjayjohnson]

Meh, tweeting him asking him a question about killing his friend isn't illegal
Yeah, I've been hitting up Kobe with 24/7 rape accusations ever since he joined twitter

[rayjayjohnson]

Why is JR Smith better than Blake Griffin?

JR went through a car

[Venti Quattro]

Yeah, I've been hitting up Kobe with 24/7 rape accusations ever since he joined twitter

He can't 'reply to you right now since your tweet is still stuck down under. :lol :lol :lol

[AussieFanKurt]

Yeah, I've been hitting up Kobe with 24/7 rape accusations ever since he joined twitter

Damn, no responses?

[Fpoonsie]

Yeah, I've been hitting up Kobe with 24/7 rape accusations ever since he joined twitter

Rofl. Yeah, those have YET to grow old.

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[Juggity]

Good god thats not illegal, stop being a buzzkill

I think I remember somebody being prosecuted for setting up a facebook account of a real person and using that to troll other people. Yes, I think there is some form of legal recourse for impersonation.

As for just tweeting at JR from your own account, that's not problematic at all.

[TheRealCB]

Can't find DoKs tweet .

[Joyrider]

Any update on this?

[Trill Clinton]

ROFL. Do you honestly think any posters here are "scared" to anonymously tweet a celebrity?

yes.

also think its lame, carry on.

[Trill Clinton]

If this was a white player he'd probably even add to the one liners.

chill

[Reck]

chill

Relax, I was just messing with ya.

[Fpoonsie]

Any update on this?

Not that I know of, but this set-up is golden:

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[SupremeGuy]

Oh God this thread... :rollin

[Fpoonsie]

Fuck it.

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[AussieFanKurt]

Fuck it.

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:lmao oh god

[rayjayjohnson]

Aaaaaaaaahahahahaha

[BoricuaCJA]

This is messed up! But it's funny tbh.

[Bill_Brasky]

Fuck it.

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:lmao :lmao :lmao

[AussieFanKurt]

God I hope he responds

[2pac > Kobe]

so you sick fucks find this shit entertaining ?

[AussieFanKurt]

so you sick fucks find this shit entertaining ?

yes

[FkLA]

Fuck it.

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lol

[ElNono]

Fuck it.

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http://butthegameison.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Jr-Smith-gang.jpg

[Venti Quattro]

so you sick fucks find this shit entertaining ?

This shit is more entertaining than the MEM-OKC game.

[Clipper Nation]

Fuck it.

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[Hemotivo]

This shit is more entertaining than the MEM-OKC game.

:lol

[manufan10]

Fuck it.

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http://butthegameison.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Jr-Smith-gang.jpg

:lmao

[symple19]

So much win in here

[Samuel Eto'o]

yes.


Too bad they are not badasses like yourself.

[Fpoonsie]

Lest we forget...

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[ElNono]

:lmao

[jeebus]

hopefully the world keeps pushing him until he goes over the edge and melts down a la newcastlekeg

[racm]

How does Andre Bell feel about Earl's recent Player of the Week?

[Fpoonsie]

hopefully the world keeps pushing him until he goes over the edge and melts down a la newcastlekeg

Rofl.

[AussieFanKurt]

bump

[PlayNando]

And some Spurs fans want to sign this psychopath??? GTFO.