Balentimes Day

[I. Hustle]

What are you getting your chick? Chicks, what are you specting?

We are going to SF the following week so that should be enough but because I know it won't be, I am going to send her and my daughters to get their nails done. Probably send the flowers to work too. Instead of having those effers delivered I am just going to drop them off.

[Spur|n|Austin]

We've decided on a low budget Valentines day, as we're saving for a wedding. Dinner at home, movie, that's about it.

[Latarian Milton]

if i were not a celibate and had a bitch of mine i would save a full load of semen for her on that day tbh, i wouldn't give a bitch no damn thing except my semen

[AussieFanKurt]

We've decided on a low budget Valentines day, as we're saving for a wedding. Dinner at home, movie, that's about it.

Congrats on the wedding

Probably nothing huge for valentine's.. she doesn't ever really want presents tbh... I'll give her some flowers and chocolate and the obvious

[Oh, Gee!!]

will get my wife and daughters flowers and chocolates. They're all girlie girls and love that shit. We're having a party at the homestead, so it should be a fun evening with friends and family.

[AussieFanKurt]

will get my wife and daughters flowers and chocolates. They're all girlie girls and love that shit. We're having a party at the homestead, so it should be a fun evening with friends and family.

how are you going to have valentines sex with whole family around

[Oh, Gee!!]

how are you going to have valentines sex with whole family around

in the crapper when the wifey least suspects it. gimme two, maybe tree, minutes max.

[Reck]

Who gives chocolate as gifts anymore? :lmao

Step up sons.

[AussieFanKurt]

Who gives chocolate as gifts anymore? :lmao

Step up sons.

girls love chocolate, mate. Who doesn't like to get choc as a gift. I'd take choc everyday of the week if someone was giving

[AussieFanKurt]

in the crapper when the wifey least suspects it. gimme two, maybe tree, minutes max.

poor wifey

[Oh, Gee!!]

poor wifey

you have no idea :devil

[Reck]

girls love chocolate, mate. Who doesn't like to get choc as a gift. I'd take choc everyday of the week if someone was giving

Yeah but that's like an incentive. Chocolate really doesn't work as a gift anymore.

[Oh, Gee!!]

Yeah but that's like an incentive. Chocolate really doesn't work as a gift anymore.

we used to do the expensive gifts/fancy dinners routine, but now for our family it's about the small stuff like a dinner with friends and family. if you're young, go big-time. but for old folks like me, enjoy the time with the people that you love.

[AFBlue]

Chocolate covered strawberries, white tulips and a card that I actually write more than is already written. Stepping up BIGTINE this year tbh.

[Reck]

we used to do the expensive gifts/fancy dinners routine, but now for our family it's about the small stuff like a dinner with friends and family. if you're young, go big-time. but for old folks like me, enjoy the time with the people that you love.

That's an excellent point.

[Private_Joker]

Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?

[redzero]

Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?

Get some! Yeah! Come on! Get some.

[JudynTX]

He's paying for my trip to Vegas and I'm giving him anything he wants. :D

[lebomb]

He's paying for my trip to Vegas and I'm giving him anything he wants. :D

............even a threesome with your best female friend???

[JudynTX]

............even a threesome with your best female friend???

EXCEPT that. :lmao

[I. Hustle]

A twosome with him and a woman of his choice whilst you are in Vegas?!

[JudynTX]

A twosome with him and a woman of his choice whilst you are in Vegas?!

I'm going without him. :D

[tp2021]

I'm going without him. :D

Cute.

But you didn't answer the question. :lol

[I. Hustle]

I'm going without him. :D


Cute.

But you didn't answer the question. :lol

Yeah, I said whilst YOU are in Vegas.

[mrsmaalox]

Valentine's Day has never been a big deal to me (I think it probably means less to most women than men think it does), so I never expect anything. But I always end up receiving something from someone special and it's very sweet.

Well actually I suppose I do expect something.....every year since I can remember I've gotten a giant lacey heart full of candy from my Dad :) So this year I will spend my Valentine's Day week with him helping him recover from the heart procedure he is having next week.

[lebomb]

I'm getting my g/f some sexy, yet nasty panties and bra per her request ...... the rest a niggra cant tell ya right now. Too many virgins in OT.

PS. I wonder if they have some tiny lace ones with the ass and nipples cutout??

[JudynTX]

Yeah, I said whilst YOU are in Vegas.

Hell to the no. :lol

[JudynTX]

I'm getting my g/f some sexy, yet nasty panties and bra per her request ...... the rest a niggra cant tell ya right now. Too many virgins in OT.

PS. I wonder if they have some tiny lace ones with the ass and nipples cutout??

Why buy her lingerie? It sounds like she doesn't need it. :D

[lebomb]

Why buy her lingerie? It sounds like she doesn't need it. :D

I know........we kinda talked about it. She just wants to feel sexy I guess. I will let her walk around for a minute or two, then Im gonna rip that shit off like Kobe Bryant.

[JudynTX]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[I. Hustle]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[JudynTX]

What do men want for Valentine's Day?

[cantthinkofanything]

What do men want for Valentine's Day?

seriously? :lol

[JudynTX]

Yes :lol

Ok fine then, you don't get squat.

[Trill Clinton]

nothing special, probably some flowers and godiva chocolates.

[lebomb]

What do men want for Valentine's Day?

Some sexy red panties with the ass/vag out and a matching bra with the nips poking through. So the women can walk around for 1min. before a niggra rips that shit off like Kobe Bryant in a Colorado hotel. :hat

[Soul_Patch]

My valentines day kit for the wife is a hitachi magic wand, some massage oils, and a "basics of sensual massage" dvd.

that's whats up...

[cantthinkofanything]

Some sexy red panties with the ass/vag out and a matching bra with the nips poking through. So the women can walk around for 1min. before a niggra rips that shit off like Kobe Bryant in a Colorado hotel. :hat

don't you get cold wearing that?

[lebomb]

don't you get cold wearing that?


Some sexy red panties with the ass/vag out and a matching bra with the nips poking through. So the women can walk around for 1min. before a niggra rips that shit off like Kobe Bryant in a Colorado hotel. :hat

Seriously bro................

[JudynTX]

My valentines day kit for the wife is a hitachi magic wand, some massage oils, and a "basics of sensual massage" dvd.

that's whats up...

You're so thoughtful. :D

[lebomb]

You're so thoughtful. :D

I thought mine was very romantic :wtf

[JudynTX]

I thought mine was very romantic :wtf

Dude, that's everyday in your house. :lmao

[mrsmaalox]

My valentines day kit for the wife is a hitachi magic wand, some massage oils, and a "basics of sensual massage" dvd.

that's whats up...

You better get what you want real fast because your services will soon be obsolete! :lol

[Trill Clinton]

i think the ladies should make "coochie coupon" books for their partners.

have different coupons that offer various things like sex, foreplay, handjob, anal, footjob, etc.

[Soul_Patch]

Well, I was going to go buy her a giftcard at one of these massage/spa places...then I started thinking, F that...I dont want my Valentine's day gift to be paying for some other dude to rub down my wife, I would rather do that...so the idea was born! :toast

[lebomb]

Dude, that's everyday in your house. :lmao

............. now that you point it out. :perv:

[Soul_Patch]

You better get what you want real fast because your services will soon be obsolete! :lol

So I have read...perhaps I have put myself out of business?

[JudynTX]

i think the ladies should make "coochie coupon" books for their partners.

have different coupons that offer various things like sex, foreplay, handjob, anal, footjob, etc.

My husband doesn't need a coupon book. :hat


Well, I was going to go buy her a giftcard at one of these massage/spa places...then I started thinking, F that...I dont want my Valentine's day gift to be paying for some other dude to rub down my wife, I would rather do that...so the idea was born! :toast

:toast Way to go!

[Trill Clinton]

one coupon per day.

on wildcard wednesday's we can choose up to 3 cards.

[Trill Clinton]

My husband doesn't need a coupon book. :hat








well damn!!!

[cantthinkofanything]

Some sexy red panties with the ass/vag out and a matching bra with the nips poking through. So the women can walk around for 1min. before a niggra rips that shit off like Kobe Bryant in a Colorado hotel. :hat


Seriously bro................

IDK...you weren't very specific. I figured you put all that on while the "woman" walks around you. Also your reference to an "ass/vag". So I assumed you were the bottom in your weird tranny fantasy.

[mrsmaalox]

i think the ladies should make "coochie coupon" books for their partners.

have different coupons that offer various things like sex, foreplay, handjob, anal, footjob, etc.

LOL only a man would think of foreplay separately from those other activites!

[lebomb]

one coupon per day.

on wildcard wednesday's we can choose up to 3 cards.


.............. :lmao

Also, a niggra can change the rules at will

[I. Hustle]

Spurs tickets + beer + BJ is all I need to have a happy Vday.

[lebomb]

IDK...you weren't very specific. I figured you put all that on while the "woman" walks around you. Also your reference to an "ass/vag". So I assumed you were the bottom in your weird tranny fantasy.

Where do youthinkofthisshit ????

[lebomb]

Spurs tickets + beer + BJ is all I need to have a happy Vday.

Sharp ass teef can kill this part.

[Trill Clinton]

LOL only a man would think of foreplay separately from those other activites!

well sometimes we wanna be pampered orally instead of working up a sweat:king


.............. :lmao

Also, a niggra can change the rules at will


lol:hat

[mrsmaalox]

Sharp ass teef can kill this part.

Ass teef? Is that like vagina dentata of the butthole?

[mrsmaalox]

well sometimes we wanna be pampered orally instead of working up a sweat:king

We all do!

[JudynTX]

Spurs tickets + beer + BJ is all I need to have a happy Vday.

Let us know if that's what you receive. :D

[Lincoln]

Prob go out with my FWB to a nice place, get drunk and smash tbh

[I. Hustle]

Prob go out with my FWB to a nice place, get drunk and smash tbh

Does he even care about vday?

[Spur|n|Austin]

Spurs tickets + beer + BJ is all I need to have a happy Vday.

The Perfect Gift.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Well, no v-day nookie for me. Just got word Aunt Flo is coming to town soon. At least my penis isn't bleeding :D

[I. Hustle]

Not yet it's not

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Well she can get kinda rough with it.

[JudynTX]

Well, no v-day nookie for me. Just got word Aunt Flo is coming to town soon. At least my penis isn't bleeding :D

TMI!

I have a feeling I'm gonna get some Chocolate Covered Strawberries.....I might have seen a receipt. :D

[Viva Las Espuelas]

A recipe?! Its chocolate and strawberries :lol

[JudynTX]

A recipe?! Its chocolate and strawberries :lol

Go check out berries.com :wakeup

[mrsmaalox]

TMI!

I have a feeling I'm gonna get some Chocolate Covered Strawberries.....I might have seen a receipt. :D

Men aren't very stealthy huh? :lol I'll be at my dad's all week helping him recover from heart surgery, and last night I got a text "So what's the address at your dad's house?" "Uh, why do you want that?" "Just because" :lol

[Cochina]

Hop mi welfare chech cums in!

[mrsmaalox]

Hop mi welfare chech cums in!

What are you getting your viejo for VD?

[Cochina]

LoL, a penisilan chot!:lmao

[mrsmaalox]

Well with any luck you'll get a "penis-ilan chot" too!

[JudynTX]

Men aren't very stealthy huh? :lol I'll be at my dad's all week helping him recover from heart surgery, and last night I got a text "So what's the address at your dad's house?" "Uh, why do you want that?" "Just because" :lol

They can't even lie good. :lol


Hop mi welfare chech cums in!

:lmao Whatcha gonna buy? A new HDTV?

[mrsmaalox]

They can't even lie good. :lol

Nah, I know some really excellent liars. Keep you fooled to the very end....

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Go check out berries.com :wakeup

They sell recipes?! Pfffff