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Darth_Pelican
02-05-2013, 10:41 AM
Rob Gronkowski Impersonates Jake ‘The Snake’ Roberts, Wrestles With Broken Forearm in Las Vegas (Video) (http://nesn.com/2013/02/rob-gronkowski-impersonates-jake-the-snake-roberts-wrestles-with-broken-forearm-in-las-vegas-video/)

by Luke Hughes (http://nesn.com/luke-hughes/) on Mon, Feb 4, 2013 at 8:02PM


When Rob Gronkowski was growing up, he always dreamed of playing in the NFL. But it looks like he may have dreamt of a wrestling career, too.
Gronkowski’s broken left forearm forced him to miss the Patriots’ AFC Championship Game loss to the now-Super Bowl champion Baltimore Ravens, but it’s not keeping him from perfecting his favorite WWE wrestling moves.
Gronk, who was spotted partying with his shirt off (http://nesn.com/2013/02/rob-gronkowski-photographed-shirtless-partying-in-new-orleans-bar/]) down in New Orleans over the weekend, apparently made his way out to Las Vegas on Sunday night to partake in some Super Bowl festivities of his own.
He spent his time dancing the night away, much like his controversial antics after last season’s (http://nesn.com/2012/02/patriots-spotted-partying-dancing-shirtless-with-lmfao-after-super-bowl-xlvi-loss-photo/]) Super Bowl loss, but this time he decided to impersonate one of his favorite wrestling idols and throw down a patented Jake “The Snake” Roberts DDT on one of his buddies while on stage.
Patriots fans can take a collective sigh of relief — Phew! — though, as the big tight end sprung right up off the floor and continued on dancing, showing no signs of further injury to that left arm.
The Patriots will need Gronkowski to be healthy for the start of next season, as his absence clearly hurt the Patriots’ Super Bowl chances this season. So, while he’s free to enjoy the offseason as much and in any way he pleases, Bill Belichick can ill afford for him to be breaking any more bones with Stone Cold Stunners or Rock Bottoms. I guess it’s a good thing he didn’t attempt a “People’s Elbow,” at least.
Check out what should be Gronk’s WWE tryout in the video below.

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monosylab1k
02-05-2013, 10:47 AM
All his wildass partying is starting to get annoying.

spurs_fan_in_exile
02-05-2013, 01:59 PM
The fuck kind of DDT is that shit? He grabbed the guy up around the waist. It's one of the simplest damn moves in all of wrestling and I'm willing to bet Jake "The Snake" Roberts executed it properly plenty of times while way drunker than Gronk was and with who knows what else in his system.

dbreiden83080
02-05-2013, 02:00 PM
He should start partying with Dez Bryant..

BUMP
02-05-2013, 02:07 PM
:lmao

resistanze
02-05-2013, 03:54 PM
He's as dumb as he looks.

Trill Clinton
02-05-2013, 05:41 PM
gronk is a real nigga

Clipper Nation
02-05-2013, 05:44 PM
How is this cat so popular? He's like an overgrown frat douche, imho....

DUNCANownsKOBE
02-05-2013, 06:32 PM
He's as dumb as he looks.

Pretty much. Really likeable guy, but I laugh when I hear "He's got the athleticism of a black guy but the smarts of a white guy!" when once he starts drinking, he starts speaking a language that's almost English, but no quite.

One of the dumbest people I've ever met, and at this point the team needs to get his behavior in line.

resistanze
02-05-2013, 07:07 PM
Pretty much. Really likeable guy, but I laugh when I hear "He's got the athleticism of a black guy but the smarts of a white guy!" when once he starts drinking, he starts speaking a language that's almost English, but no quite.

One of the dumbest people I've ever met, and at this point the team needs to get his behavior in line.
:lol You met him at UA? That's hilarious. Yeah, they panned to him in the box suites during the Pats-Ravens game, and man did he looked like a fucking Mong. I mean extra-chromosome retarded.

Amazing talent though, just dumb as shit.

JMarkJohns
02-08-2013, 12:23 AM
Pornstar Bibi Jones has reportedly had her porn company offer Gronk his 2014 base pay to be filmed with Jones.

It's over 3 million.

Monostradamus
02-08-2013, 01:19 AM
The porn star stuff doesn't bother me a bit. 3 million to fuck a porn star is a no brainer. It's not like Belichick or Kraft have a moral leg to stand on. Bill cheated on his wife and Kraft is already tagging all kinds of young tail right after his wife died of cancer and he used the organization and Boston media to make her a saint practically.

Even his partying and being a big meathead mean nothing. the shit that pisses me off about Gronk is when he deliberately does shit like dance on a high ankle sprain or do fucking wrestling moves on a broken arm.

AaronY
02-09-2013, 11:41 AM
Pornstar Bibi Jones has reportedly had her porn company offer Gronk his 2014 base pay to be filmed with Jones.

It's over 3 million.

lol they'd make about $30 on that tape what with today's youporn/porn.com/mushroomtube pirate sites. Who the fuck is paying to see a porn tape starring a dude?

Who the fuck is paying to see porn period?