Would you let her cook for you?

[lebomb]

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/948819/thumbs/o-NIGELLA-LAWSON-PHOTOSHOP-570.jpg?5


:hungry: .......... :eyebrows

[Bigzax]

i don't know, her hair could use a little work...what is she gonna cook?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

No. She needs a hairnet and that dress is too tight and low cut. She'd have limited mobility and too much exposed skin. If we're assuming that she'd be employed as my personal chef I don't want the liability risk of her scalding herself with grease spatter or risking a slip and fall injury (or worse) because she doesn't have full range of motion on her legs. We live in far too ligitious a society these days.

[TDMVPDPOY]

can she cook horse meat better then burger king?

[Spur|n|Austin]

Is that Fran Dresser?

[Wild Cobra]

English Muff anyone?

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/1147/nigellalawson101.jpg

[Wild Cobra]

Is that Fran Dresser?
Her name is Nigella Lawson

http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/hR/esq-new-nigella-lawson-cover.jpg

[AussieFanKurt]

Surprised people don't know Nigella. She's a famous cook so I'd let her

[lebomb]

I'd toss all her salads.............

[AussieFanKurt]

I'd toss all her salads.............

I would not

[cantthinkofanything]

Her name is Nigella Lawson


weird...I call my maid "Nigella".

[baseline bum]

If that bitch can't fry no rice I'll choke her English ass all night

[CubanSucks]

I'm a pretty picky eater and seeing as how she's a pro she'd probaby try to offer me something unique/exotic so I'd have to say no. I would love see her naked and have my way with her. Already jerked it to her before

http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2011/12/15/1226223/021023-nigella-lawson.jpg

the quintessential milf, and I'm not just saying that. If I had to give a list of sexual fantasies she'd be up there

[lebomb]

Already jerked it to her before

http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2011/12/15/1226223/021023-nigella-lawson.jpg

the quintessential milf, and I'm not just saying that. If I had to give a list of sexual fantasies she'd be up there


:lmao

Damn, I may try and rub one out while she is making a meatloaf or baking a cake.

[TimDunkem]

Nigella's amazing. I also confess to rubbing it out to her once or twice before.

[thispego]

You guys are sad :lol

[AussieFanKurt]

How do you rub one out to a clothed woman

[thispego]

These guys have honed their sexual imaginations through years of involuntary celibacy

[DMC]

How do you rub one out to a clothed woman

Wait for her to leave the room first.

[LkrFan]

These guys have honed their sexual imaginations through years of involuntary celibacy
:lol

[Lincoln]

These guys have honed their sexual imaginations through years of involuntary celibacy

At least they aren't fathering children and having said children grow up a shitty and pitiful life because his father makes just above minimum wage

[to21]

^:lol

[Bigzax]

http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2011/12/15/1226223/021023-nigella-lawson.jpg

the last time i saw boobs like that, they were in an RC Cola tshirt!

[CavsSuperFan]

the last time i saw boobs like that, they were in an RC Cola tshirt!

RC Cola t-shirt was nicer....

[CubanSucks]

How do you rub one out to a clothed woman

honestly it's just special occasions. Something about her age and the fact that she looks that good especially for a chef. It's not a common thing. It's kinda like the end of that masterbating episode of Louie


the last time i saw boobs like that, they were in an RC Cola tshirt!

you lost me tbh

[Bigzax]

you lost me tbh

the best cook on the site, Kori Ellis in the Glory Daze!

http://www.mailbling.com/goo000.jpg

[CubanSucks]

holy shit is that really her? Is there a full body pic anywhere on this site? Please, there's gotta be something else

i like boobs
xn6XzH60oxU

[cantthinkofanything]

holy shit is that really her? Is there a full body pic anywhere on this site? Please, there's gotta be something else



you're one sick fuck...she lost both her legs in a Cuisinart incident.

[cantthinkofanything]

holy shit...she's 53?

[Wild Cobra]

holy shit is that really her? Is there a full body pic anywhere on this site? Please, there's gotta be something else

i like boobs
xn6XzH60oxU
Just google her name and go to images.

[Wild Cobra]

Actually, didn't see hardly any full shots. This caught my eye though:

http://www.fashionrat.com/images/nigella-lawson-fashion1.jpg

[thispego]

At least they aren't fathering children and having said children grow up a shitty and pitiful life because his father makes just above minimum wage

Rofl, to losers like you, people get into a minimum wage job and then stay there the rest of their lives. I was done with my PAID INTERNSHIP over 2 years ago. Instead of debunking you fools daily ill just save my very valuable time and copy and paste:




I was able to get in to the job I have now over a year ago despite my driving record. I've been pretty fortunate and was able to get in to something I love doing based on my other merits, they were willing to overlook the speeding tickets as long as I stayed ticket free for a year, which I completed in December. The job pays well, but as you know, our financial situation allows us to choose careers that we enjoy rather than careers that pay us the most. We already have way more than we would ever need, quarterly vacations wherever we want, just a matter of keeping ourselves busy in between.

Things really looking good for ol' pego :tu

[mrsmaalox]

Yup I'd let her cook for me anytime. And then I'd let her clean the kitchen and do the dishes.

[CubanSucks]

Just google her name and go to images.

couldn't find anything good. I was talking about kori btw, not nigella

[AussieFanKurt]

why would kori post that pic in RC shirt, not her

[Vladimir Lenin]

http://notemagazine.blogspot.com/2012/07/anna-kournikova-biography-anna.html

[Vladimir Lenin]

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-iDepkQCOEJs/T_wa-GzFFQI/AAAAAAAACM0/D2IC7rdkx1g/s1600/Anna_Kournikova%2BSexy%2BTennis%2BPlayer%2B(6).jpg&imgrefurl=http://notemagazine.blogspot.com/2012/07/anna-kournikova-biography-anna.html&h=1200&w=1600&sz=313&tbnid=DUNdx2mMeIVAjM:&tbnh=98&tbnw=130&prev=/search%3Fq%3Danna%2Bkournikova%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo% 3Du&zoom=1&q=anna+kournikova&usg=__XV9ZvwtjkPycndoWHNusv8gDe7E=&docid=T_NrCooJruEBEM&hl=en&sa=X&ei=luEUUf2ZJYjQqgHM3YHYBQ&ved=0CIEBEP4dMAs

[CubanSucks]

^
are you shitting me?

[EmerilLagasse]

I'd let this hottie cook for me anytime.
http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2010/01/05/bio_marcela-valladolid_s3x4_al.jpg
A few margaritas and BAM!!

[AussieFanKurt]

Lenin that shit doesn't show up

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Actually, didn't see hardly any full shots. This caught my eye though:

http://www.fashionrat.com/images/nigella-lawson-fashion1.jpg
That's not a flattering shoot

[AussieFanKurt]

That's not a flattering shoot

agreed, she looks old

[Wild Cobra]

agreed, she looks old
LOL...

She's in her 50's.

[AussieFanKurt]

LOL...

She's in her 50's.

older than she does on tv and other photos I meant to say

[Trainwreck2100]

i'd get her some corn