Fast and Furious 6

[ace3g]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=p1QgNF6J1h0

[JudynTX]

Not needed.

[DarkReign]

I like the F&Fs with Vin Diesel, so another one is okay in my book.

[redzero]

I wonder if this one will have more actual races in it than Fast Five. But since Fast Five was the best one, I guess races don't matter.

[I. Hustle]

I wonder if this one will have more actual races in it than Fast Five. But since Fast Five was the best one, I guess races don't matter.

What? Like it needs some Indians and some more Chinks?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

This franchise won't die. They'll just keep upping the stakes until the 10th installment will be a look at the gritty world of underground space shuttle racing.

[Reck]

And to think I liked the first one so much.

Now I cant even think about it without disdain because of all the shit movies that followed. Totally ruined franchise.

[CuckingFunt]

This franchise won't die. They'll just keep upping the stakes until the 10th installment will be a look at the gritty world of underground space shuttle racing.

I'm there.

Fucking opening day.

[DesignatedT]

I think they are aiming at 7 total.

[CubanSucks]

should've stopped after 2 fast 2 furious. It was a fun movie that was ultimately retarded, from then on they were just ultimately retarded


I wonder if this one will have more actual races in it than Fast Five. But since Fast Five was the best one, I guess races don't matter.

:lol for a minute there I thought you were serious

[lefty]

Shittiest movie franchise ever

[DPG21920]

Love it. The Rock and Vinny D, pfffffft, don't have to tell me twice.

Just wish Stallone was in it tbh...just saw Bullet to the Head :tu

[TDMVPDPOY]

this better be straight to dvd...fkn they have gone away what made it good, to now just another regurgitated shit

[Nathan89]

Just checking out some of the characters from the first one and I ran across this.

"Michelle Rodriguez is proof that there is a cross between beauty and brawn. Born in Bexar County, Texas on July 12, 1978..."

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0735442/?ref_=tt_cl_t3

[Reck]

Love it. The Rock and Vinny D, pfffffft, don't have to tell me twice.

Just wish Stallone was in it tbh...just saw Bullet to the Head :tu

Are you a homo for them or what?

Kidding.

Seriously though, you're excited over the Rock and Diesel? Those two cant act for shit, although I would give you Pitch Black just because he was a non-nonsense, little talk guy in it. Otherwise, I dont know man he sucks.

[ColinB]

Can't wait. 5 was so underrated.

Still blows my mind that 3 takes place after 4, 5, and I guess now 6.

[ace3g]

http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/fast-furious-6-poster-paul-walker.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-S5jrKNGHV9Y/UQ292pTnCDI/AAAAAAAAI3Q/v7-jmqF0xrs/s1600/Fast_Furious_6_Teaser_Poster_Cine_1.jpg

Also if you aren't really a big fan of these movies and don't mind a big spoiler, read this:

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/60983

If true going to be crazy for the ending of FF 6 and FF 7

[Drachen]

Bill simmons wrote a running diary of this trailer.


February 5 is now a holiday. In less than an hour this morning, we learned Gus Johnson is calling the 2018 World Cup, Keith Law’s annual list of the top 100 minor leaguers was released (LEAGUE OF DORKS ALERT!!!!!!!) and the extended Fast & Furious 6 trailer surfaced on YouTube. Everybody go home. Just go home. But before you do, let’s break down the trailer for the sixth installment of the greatest action franchise of all time.


0:02 “The following preview has been approved for APPROPRIATE AUDIENCES.” I’m woozy.

0:05 It’s sweeping-helicopter-shot time. IN!!! If there were a Sweeping Helicopter Shots Olympics for directors, I’d have Justin Lin as a -240 favorite over Ben Affleck in the finals.

0:08 Nobody pulls off the “being mounted by a hot blonde immediately followed by strutting outside and looking out to a panoramic ocean view while holding a beer” trailer montage combo better than Vin Diesel. I can’t tell you how much I missed Dom Toretto.

0:11 Send this exchange right to the Oscar committee.

The Rock: So this is what 100 million buys? [Dramatic pause.] Wasn’t that hard to find you, Toretto.
Dom: [Dramatic pause.] I wasn’t hiding.
0:25 Sweeping helicopter shot! SUCK IT, AFFLECK!

0:35 Our plot: So a team of highly coordinated drivers wiped out a military convoy, leaving the FBI with two choices: send either a team of Seal Team 6 dudes after them, or a top-10 most-wanted felon (Diesel) and a disgraced FBI agent who’s on the lam (Paul Walker) to find them. Obviously, you go with Plan B there.

0:44 Dom doesn’t want to help out — after all, he’s already rich, he’s living in a tropical location and he’s getting mounted by blondes. But wait! Rock drops a bombshell: Dom’s dead girlfriend Letty is alive ... and, yup, she was one of the aforementioned “highly coordinated” drivers. She couldn’t be alive! In Fast 4, she perished in a car accident that Dom dissected by studying tire-tread marks for about 12 seconds, after which he somehow found the guy responsible just from the tread marks. She’s alive?

“It’s impossible,” Dom mumbles.

I agree. I mean, we saw the tread marks. Dom’s in.

0:53 Another Vin Diesel staple — he always looks like he’s angrily staring someone down in slow motion even though he’s doing it in real speed. Harder than it looks. I’m trying this every time someone at Grantland disagrees with me.

0:59 Sweeping helicopter shot!!! Affleck is so effing jealous right now. He’s gotta be going nuts.

1:05 I’ll be honest ... this trailer has been a little light on Paul Walker, a.k.a. Keanu 2.0. Are they phasing him out? I’m worried. We need Keanu 2.0. Rock is stealing his lines. This is bullshit. Paul Walker is getting Pau Gasoled.

1:10 Dom: “You got the best crew in the world standing right in front of you. Give 'em a reason to stay.” I agree. This really is the best crew in the world. I mean that unironically.

1:15 Our target is Owen Shaw, former spec-op soldier. Got it. Can you show me some cars flipping over and things blowing up, please?

1:24 Thank you!

1:31 For the best crew in the world to help out, Paul Walker wants The Rock to guarantee full pardons all the way around. If he doesn’t think that’s getting a dramatic pause from The Rock, he’s nuts.

1:32 [Dramatic pause.]

1:33 Rock: “I can’t promise you that.”

1:35 Dom: [Mumbling, angry, intense, barely audible.] “That’s the deal ... take it or leave it.” Dom Toretto’s character must drive Sly Stallone crazy. I guarantee he watches these movies while thinking, How did I not come up with an action movie franchise centered on a fugitive illegal race-car driver named Dom who mumbles his way through scenes while foiling complicated car-related crimes? I couldn’t have come up with Fast and Furious instead of Cobra????

1:48 Dom sets up our first street race by mumbling, “Ride or die.” Maybe that’s not as profound or inspirational as “I live my life a quarter mile at a time,” but then again, what is? Hey, you know what’s really sad? I’ve seen enough Fast & Furious trailers to know what’s coming next — we’re getting a hip-hop song, we’re getting an action montage, we’re going to see at least one person jump from one car to another at high speed, and if you don’t think a car is flipping over, you’re insane.

No franchise understands exactly what it is quite like Fast & Furious.

2:03 Yup.

2:08 Letty gets out of the car and drops this one on Dom: “Do you believe in ghosts?” How fast do you think Michelle Rodriguez said yes when they offered her a Letty comeback? 0.19 seconds? 0.75 seconds?

2:13 She just shot at Dom!!! WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? What did he ever do to her? All he did was love her and avenge her death in Fast 4 by killing 245 people and causing $10 billion worth of damage! I can’t believe this. I’m rewinding.

2:13 Hmmmm. Dom’s wearing a leather jacket and a black shirt when he first sees Letty, but when he’s getting shot at, he’s wearing an aqua T-shirt. Maybe she didn’t shoot at him? More importantly, why the hell was Dom wearing an aqua T-shirt?

2:17 Paul Walker and Keanu Reeves are the Bird and Magic of enjoyably bad acting. The fact that the “tell me about your father” scene from Fast Five isn’t on YouTube is a collective Internet failure. We’ve all failed. I should be able to watch that twice a day. In Fast 6, it looks like their scene figuring out Letty’s comeback might be on that level. I don’t want to jinx it. Just saying it’s possible. But here’s a taste.

Paul: Maybe the lady you knew is gone.
Dom: [Pulling a bullet out of his own body.] You don’t turn your back on family ... even when they do.
(Quick tangent: I’ve always loved and admired Dom’s sense of family. The Fast & Furious franchise, to me, really hinges on three things: an appreciation for driving recklessly while causing as much damage as possible, a genuine appreciation for family, and the suspension of disbelief that American law enforcement would never be able to find a bald fugitive who lives lavishly, owns lots of expensive cars, and fully admits to FBI agents that he’s not hiding. It’s totally realistic to me that he would forgive Letty.)

2:23 May 24. Got it. Already on my calendar.

2:30 We just went from two cars on fire that were flipping in midair right to a girl-on-girl fistfight. How many days away is May 24? (Checking.) Fewer than 100 days!

2:33 Ludacris [into a walkie-talkie]: “Ah, guys? They got a tank.” Tremendous.

2:37 I gotta admit, I’m pretty intrigued by this tank. Huge monkey wrench. I mean, it’s a tank. It’s just wreaking havoc right now.

2:45 Great montage here. Includes a car flipping over and going through a glass window, someone jumping forward from one speeding car to another (forward????), The Rock leaping through the air and punching someone at a 45-degree angle, Vin holding an assault rifle while looking intense and ... wait, where was Paul Walker? I’m telling you, they’re phasing him out. I’m concerned. They better not replace him in Fast 7 with Chris Pine or something. I won’t handle it well.

3:09 Did we just see the world’s greatest crew drive under a plane that was about to take off, shoot something at it, then drag the plane back down so it crashed behind them? Yes. Yes we did.

3:14 Did Dom then somehow drive his car through the front of the plane? Of course he did.

3:30 I’m watching it again.

FINAL GRADE: 17 OUT OF 4 STARS.

[Woo Bum-kon]

Fast Five was a cinematic masterpiece on the level of Citizen Cane or Vertigo.

:corn:

[blkroadrunners]

Damn, I gotta rewatch the whole series again. FF:Tokyo Drift screwed up almost everything.

[Reck]

Tyrese: Ay yo (repeat 200 more times)

[CuckingFunt]

I will never not love this franchise.

[Reck]

I will never not love this franchise.

I take it it has to do with the cast and not the plot of the stories? Otherwise I must question your taste in regards to such things as this.

[manufan10]

Can't wait to see this.

[CuckingFunt]

I take it it has to do with the cast and not the plot of the stories? Otherwise I must question your taste in regards to such things as this.

It has to do with the unabashed ridiculousness of it all. Everything is so wonderfully bad as to make it thoroughly entertaining.

[CubanSucks]

Bill simmons wrote a running diary of this trailer.

tl;dr


I will never not love this franchise.


It has to do with the unabashed ridiculousness of it all. Everything is so wonderfully bad as to make it thoroughly entertaining.

The first one's a modern classic (cult classic might be better), the second is like you describe here, but all the ones after are just like 99.9% of all action movies with zero to offer. I could check what's playing at the theater on any given weekend and spot a movie JUST like them

[TeyshaBlue]

This looks ridiculous.


In.

[Opinionater]

It has to do with the unabashed ridiculousness of it all. Everything is so wonderfully bad as to make it thoroughly entertaining.

So is that the appeal of the Twilight movies?

[TDMVPDPOY]

the franchise, i fkn hate paul walker....

the other characters in the franchise are more interesting then that tool...

would like to see more of vin diesels crew side track stories and the asian dude....

ps. rock has like many movies coming out soon, what gives man....over exposure