Pillow Talk

[cantthinkofanything]

I'm going to make an effort to put some of the romance back in my marriage and was trying to come up with some soft sexy things to say to put her in the mood.
I've narrowed it down to a couple. I'd like to hear which will work best.

1) me: hey honey
she: yes baby?
me: you know what I've always wanted to do
she: what baby?
me: floss your teeth
she: what...
me: WITH MY PUBIC HAIR

2) me: hey honey
she: yes baby?
me: how bout we hop in the car over to Red Lobster for a romantic dinner..
she: mmmmm...yes?
me: have a couple bottles of wine...
she: go on...
me: drive up to lookout point
she: yes...
me: I'll give you slow passionate kisses
she: I like that....
me: we'll hope in the back seat and slowly undress
she: oh baby...
me: AND POOP ALL OVER EACH OTHER

[lebomb]

Cantthink..........hey baby you look kinda nice
She....... STFU
Cantthink..........I will toss that salad baby
She....... lebomb owns my ass
Cantthink.......... :cry, please let me show you my love making skills
She .......... Ok, just one chance
Cantthink .......... :makeout:drool::perv::tongue:makeout:drool:
She .......... :lmao:lmao:lmao .......... lebomb is :king niggra...........
Im off to :sleep

[JudynTX]

If you have to ask, then you aren't doing it right.

[mrsmaalox]

Dammit CTOA, we finally get a break from Avante......

[JudynTX]

:lmao

[cantthinkofanything]

Dammit CTOA, we finally get a break from Avante......


:lmao

give me a break...I'm starving to death and possibly delerious