Valentines Day

[lebomb]

I bought her a card and I'm having roses delivered to her job. :)

[JudynTX]

That's nice. Hope you sent her at least 2 dozen.

[leemajors]

That's nice. Hope you sent her at least 2 dozen.

Surprised he didn't just send her stems and buds, honestly.

[JudynTX]

That's for the bedroom.

[Bigzax]

hey if she don't like it, he can kiss her ass.

[lebomb]

That's nice. Hope you sent her at least 2 dozen.

Actually I sent a half dozen. We have only been together 1yr. I have to have somewhere to go with roses..........up?? :lmao

[lebomb]

hey if she don't like it, he can kiss her ass.

Im gonna toss it whether she likes em or not. :hat

[Latarian Milton]

dude is kind enough to send his bitch some flowers tbh, i wouldn't pay a dime for the sake of a bitch if i were him and the only thing i'd ever give her is my semen

[mavs>spurs]

Single life here tbh

[Koolaid_Man]

I bought her a card and I'm having roses delivered to her job. :)

guys who buy women flowers are nothing but socially awkward virgins

[Koolaid_Man]

Single life here tbh

^ and pussy still evades you

[mavs>spurs]

homosexual niggar

[JudynTX]

:hat Just wait til I get home.

[lebomb]

Hatuhas gonna hate......faggots gonna blow....... lonely single virgins gonna.....well, they gonna sit in the corner drinking vaaakuh, rubbing one out with their tears :cry this evening.


:depressed:depressed:depressed

[leemajors]

lol tearjerker

[mrsmaalox]

lol tearjerker

:lol :tu

[Spur|n|Austin]

I'm a bonehead for thinking I could wait til the last minute to order flowers for delivery, I can't find one company that will still deliver today. Looks like I'll be going to whole foods or HEB on my lunch break to buy a nice arrangement. :downspin::greedy

[lebomb]

I'm a bonehead for thinking I could wait til the last minute to order flowers for delivery, I can't find one company that will still deliver today. Looks like I'll be going to whole foods or HEB on my lunch break to buy a nice arrangement. :downspin::greedy

Other than women wanting all their friends and co-workers know that they are loved by their man by them being delivered, flowers that are picked up and handed off will make women happy as well. You are good to go man. :toast

[CubanMustGo]

I'm a bonehead for thinking I could wait til the last minute to order flowers for delivery, I can't find one company that will still deliver today. Looks like I'll be going to whole foods or HEB on my lunch break to buy a nice arrangement. :downspin::greedy

If you want to get hosed go to ftd.com, they say they can still deliver today.

[to21]

I'm not saying not buy ur lady something but flowers are waste of $ tbh.

[Spur|n|Austin]

Other than women wanting all their friends and co-workers know that they are loved by their man by them being delivered, flowers that are picked up and handed off will make women happy as well. You are good to go man. :toast

:tu Thanks!


If you want to get hosed go to ftd.com, they say they can still deliver today.

I always feel like these companies will def hose me :lol In the past when I've had flowers delivered, I have just gone with the local florist closest to her office or school.

[benefactor]

The local Sam's Club here in town makes nice arrangements that look as good as most flower shops for a lot cheaper. Pretty much my go to place for flowers.

[Spur|n|Austin]

The local Sam's Club here in town makes nice arrangements that look as good as most flower shops for a lot cheaper. Pretty much my go to place for flowers.

Very good to know actually, thanks for the heads up. I'm not a Sam's Club member, but I've heard if you buy certain things, (liquor and beer for example) that you don't need a membership.

[JudynTX]

I'm a bonehead for thinking I could wait til the last minute to order flowers for delivery, I can't find one company that will still deliver today. Looks like I'll be going to whole foods or HEB on my lunch break to buy a nice arrangement. :downspin::greedy

If you want to earn even more brownie points, you should hand deliver them to her. :)

[baseline bum]

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[JudynTX]

:lmao

[I. Hustle]

If you want to earn even more brownie points, you should hand deliver them to her. :)

That's me. I got her favorite flowers and stopped by Godiva yesterday to snag her some chocolates. Then this morning I got up and ready extra early and had someone let me into her building at work and set everything up at her desk. Talk about some mission impossible shiite.

[JudynTX]

That's me. I got her favorite flowers and stopped by Godiva yesterday to snag her some chocolates. Then this morning I got up and ready extra early and had someone let me into her building at work and set everything up at her desk. Talk about some mission impossible shiite.

Oh boy! She is going to rock your world.

[Spur|n|Austin]

That's me. I got her favorite flowers and stopped by Godiva yesterday to snag her some chocolates. Then this morning I got up and ready extra early and had someone let me into her building at work and set everything up at her desk. Talk about some mission impossible shiite.

That's as official as a referee with a whistle. Good job, Sir! :tu

[lebomb]

I got up early.........squeezed my g/fs 38DDs till she started waking up. I told her to close her eyes......I got on one knee, she looked at me and said "get the hell outta here". I then pulled a valentines card from behind my back and gave it to her to read. Tell me dat aint playa mane?? :hat

[FkLA]

I'm not saying not buy ur lady something but flowers are waste of $ tbh.

They just wanna feel loved. To me or you it may seem dumb to waste money on a hundred dollar arrangement that will be dead in a week or two but they love it, especially if their female coworkers can see them. :lol

[I. Hustle]

They just wanna feel loved. To me or you it may seem dumb to waste money on a hundred dollar arrangement that will be dead in a week or two but they love it, especially if their female coworkers can see them. :lol

For real

That's the thing my wife likes. She loved how all day people were coming by her desk to smell her flowers and to look at them. It's more of a show offy thing than anything else but it makes her happy. If it makes her happy then I'll do it.
Even when they say "Don't waste money on flowers" don't think they will be upset when they have them at their desk and none of the other ladies do.

[lebomb]

Success!!! My girl got her roses. I could see her joy through the long ass text she sent me.

Tell me dat aint playa mane :hat

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I got up early.........squeezed my g/fs 38DDs till she started waking up. I told her to close her eyes......I got on one knee, she looked at me and said "get the hell outta here". I then pulled a valentines card from behind my back and gave it to her to read. Tell me dat aint playa mane?? :hat

Damn. She's a broad broad.

[mrsmaalox]

That's me. I got her favorite flowers and stopped by Godiva yesterday to snag her some chocolates. Then this morning I got up and ready extra early and had someone let me into her building at work and set everything up at her desk. Talk about some mission impossible shiite.

Guess which chocolates I got with my roses? :D

[lebomb]

Guess which chocolates I got with my roses? :D


Whoppers......Milk Duds :wtf

[cantthinkofanything]

Guess which chocolates I got with my roses? :D

Hershey Squirts?

[I. Hustle]

Guess which chocolates I got with my roses? :D

Did he fly to SF?

[JudynTX]

Success!!! My girl got her roses. I could see her joy through the long ass text she sent me.

Tell me dat aint playa mane :hat

Why couldn't she just call you so you could "hear" the excitement? :lol I bet she doesn't like sex talk either huh?


Did he fly to SF?

:lmao

Did everyone have a nice night last night? :hat

[mrsmaalox]

Yes, I had a great night last night, but tonight will be even better! Half price candy at Walgreens!! :elephant

[I. Hustle]

Yes, I had a great night last night, but tonight will be even better! Half price candy at Walgreens!! :elephant

I got HOOKED UP last night. I need to get those flowers and that dark chocolate junk more often.

[mrsmaalox]

I got HOOKED UP last night. I need to get those flowers and that dark chocolate junk more often.

Yay!!! But wow, you put dark chocolate on your junk?!! How'd you get it on, like with a spoon or something? And what kind of flowers? I got a dozen real pale pink roses that have a dark pink frilly edge. Real exotic looking.

[lebomb]

Why couldn't she just call you so you could "hear" the excitement? :lol I bet she doesn't like sex talk either huh?





We have a very good relationship/sex life. Phone sex, pics, in the park at night....anywhere, everywhere, anything. Except sharing.......fuck that shit! Otherwise, we is good. Tell me dat aint playa mane? :hat

[I. Hustle]

Yay!!! But wow, you put dark chocolate on your junk?!! How'd you get it on, like with a spoon or something? And what kind of flowers? I got a dozen real pale pink roses that have a dark pink frilly edge. Real exotic looking.

Why? You want to show him how to do the dark chocolate trick? lol

It was an arrangment that had orchids, roses and some yellow flowers that I don't know the name of. It was a huge one. The dark chocolates were different kinds of truffles that I picked out.

[JudynTX]

We have a very good relationship/sex life. Phone sex, pics, in the park at night....anywhere, everywhere, anything. Except sharing.......fuck that shit! Otherwise, we is good. Tell me dat aint playa mane? :hat

So why haven't you put a ring on that yet? :lol

[jag]

That's nice. Hope you sent her at least 2 dozen.

I would never be with someone who thinks they're due a certain amount of anything just because it's Valentine's Day. In fact, I'd say 80% of chicks that get roses don't even know the difference between quality roses and cheap roses.

There's a big difference between this:

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/318/fl1sp.jpg

and this:

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/7180/chflor.jpg

You could even go ProFlowers.com style with these (two dozen) for $59.96:

http://a1128.g.akamai.net/7/1128/497/0001/image.proflowers.com/is/image/ProvideCommerce/ROS24red50_rbye11_PF?nanos=770&qlt=75,1&resMode=sharp2&op_usm=0.5,1.0,0.0,0&wid=300&hei=350


If my girlfriend said anything to the effect of, "I better get AT LEAST 2 dozen roses!" I'd get her the cheapest sh*t I could find.

[JudynTX]

Calm down. It's Lebomb..........he can afford it.

[jag]

:lol I'm not even sure what that means

[mrsmaalox]

Yep I'm not one who can tell one rose from another. I'd prefer that no one spend ANY money on me. But I've been lucky to have always known some very thoughtful man, and I've always been touched by those kind of gestures no matter how inexpensive they are :)

[jag]

Yep I'm not one who can tell one rose from another. I'd prefer that no one spend ANY money on me. But I've been lucky to have always known some very thoughtful man, and I've always been touched by those kind of gestures no matter how inexpensive they are :)

It is because of this attitude that I'd buy you really nice things, mrsmaalox. Because I know you'd appreciate those things. I'd also accompany that with intense sexual pleasure, because that's the only way I know how to do it, and you deserve it.

[JudynTX]

:lol I'm not even sure what that means

I was joking when I told Lebomb that. You went out and had to do research. :lol

[lebomb]

So why haven't you put a ring on that yet? :lol

Maybe by this time next year :toast

[jag]

I was joking when I told Lebomb that. You went out and had to do research. :lol

Well it wasn't THAT much research. I just wanted you to know that I'm keeping an eye on women who get out of line.

[lebomb]

I was joking when I told Lebomb that. You went out and had to do research. :lol


Shiiit, I went to a flower shop and bought 6 roses in a vase for $50. Just 6 fawkin roses!!!!! 6!!! Damn.

[lebomb]

Oh yeah, she wore a pair of skimpy panties I bought for V day too. She said "they are a little small, my ass is sticking out on the sides of the lace" I said "whats wrong with that babe?"


:hat

[JudynTX]

Maybe by this time next year :toast

:toast I want to be invited to the wedding.


Well it wasn't THAT much research. I just wanted you to know that I'm keeping an eye on women who get out of line.

Are you Homeland Security?


Shiiit, I went to a flower shop and bought 6 roses in a vase for $50. Just 6 fawkin roses!!!!! 6!!! Damn.

But wasn't the payoff worth it?

[lebomb]

:toast I want to be invited to the wedding.




But wasn't the payoff worth it?


We will probably do it super small.........been there done the big wedding on both sides.

Honestly, yes......the roses payed off for sure. She never got or did anything on valentines day before. That really sucks.

She was overwhelmed.

[z0sa]

Enjoying the single life baby! :smokin

[Trill Clinton]

edible arrangements>>>>>>>>>>>

i don't even bother going the flower route because most women don't like em.

[CuckingFunt]

I love the idea of edible arrangements, but they always use too much fucking pineapple.

[Trill Clinton]

I love the idea of edible arrangements, but they always use too much fucking pineapple.


just get an arrangement without pineapple.

you can never lose with chocolate covered strawberries.

[mrsmaalox]

Why? You want to show him how to do the dark chocolate trick? lol

It was an arrangment that had orchids, roses and some yellow flowers that I don't know the name of. It was a huge one. The dark chocolates were different kinds of truffles that I picked out.

No, I was just curious if you slathered or dipped :D

[ploto]

Yes, I had a great night last night, but tonight will be even better! Half price candy at Walgreens!! :elephant

I was there today for that very reason!

[I. Hustle]

No, I was just curious if you slathered or dipped :D

I'll email you the video

[mrsmaalox]

It is because of this attitude that I'd buy you really nice things, mrsmaalox. Because I know you'd appreciate those things. I'd also accompany that with intense sexual pleasure, because that's the only way I know how to do it, and you deserve it.

Awwww, that's soo sweet.....;)

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Did everyone have a nice night last night? :hat it was a suckcess :D

[JudynTX]

it was a suckcess :D

Well alrighty then. :D

My flowers are still blooming!

[lebomb]

Well alrighty then. :D

My flowers are still blooming!


.............. :tu

Its valentines again tonight :makeout.

Got some pretty feet/toes, legs, thighs, tiggos, cookie and ass to ........... :tongue. But, I gotta keep it clean in ST.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Well alrighty then. :D

My flowers are still blooming!

I'd hope so.

[JudynTX]

.............. :tu

Its valentines again tonight :makeout.

Got some pretty feet/toes, legs, thighs, tiggos, cookie and ass to ........... :tongue. But, I gotta keep it clean in ST.

Something tells me it's V-Day in your casa every damn night. :lol

[I. Hustle]

Something tells me it's VD-Day in your casa every damn night. :lol

fify

[lebomb]

fify

Dont hate tha playuh, hate tha game. :hat

[lebomb]

Something tells me it's V-Day in your casa every damn night. :lol


Yeah, it was on again. Last night, and this morning before coffee.

:chestbump

[JudynTX]

My flowers died. :(

[mrsmaalox]

My flowers died. :(

Mine are looking pretty puny :(

[Das Texan]

I bought my wife roses that keep on giving.

Fuck this buying roses that are already cut and will die.

Buy the whole fucking bush.

[mrsmaalox]

I bought my wife roses that keep on giving.

Fuck this buying roses that are already cut and will die.

Buy the whole fucking bush.

:tu It's a great idea if she loves roses. I like flowers, but I'm not necessarily partial to roses. First thing I did when I moved into this house was pull up 6 rose bushes and replace them with sages and Mountain Laurels.

[Das Texan]

Its a minuturerose bush tbh.

Its currently sitting on the window sill next to the kitchen sink.

And blooming.

[I. Hustle]

You should have shaved her bush into a rose. That would have been lovely and you both could enjoy.

[lebomb]

Mine are looking pretty puny :(

My roses still look about 75%.

[JudynTX]

My roses still look about 75%.

Are they at 60% today?

[lebomb]

Are they at 60% today?

They are goin downhill fast now. They jumped to about 38.5% last night. My g/f will hang them upside down and let'em dryout. She kept the last roses I bought her like that.

[JudynTX]

They are goin downhill fast now. They jumped to about 38.5% last night. My g/f will hang them upside down and let'em dryout. She kept the last roses I bought her like that.

She's gonna hang upside down and you're gonna do what? :wow :lol