Flop City @ Lakers 2-14-2013

[kobedwight2412]

:king will the Mamba posterize CP3 again?

[mindcrime]

Will CP3 and co. defeat the Lakers again?

[whitemamba]

http://i.cdn.turner.com/nba/nba/lakers/photos/11broadcast_ireland200.jpg Brought to you by Jimmy Neutron

[lefty]

2-14-2013 ?

Looks like a Mamba stat line

[Baron Davιs]

Clippers by 15.

[HarlemHeat37]

Look for the Lakers to send a message tonight, tbh..I'm expecting a close Lakers win, or a nice moral victory..

[Suspect]

Since the rockets lost last night im gonna need the lakers to lose also...which shouldnt be a problem.

[Clipper Nation]

Flop City @ Lakers
We're making game threads about the Lakers' practice scrimmages now? :downspin:

[Clipper Nation]

Look for the Lakers to send a message tonight, tbh..I'm expecting a close Lakers win, or a nice moral victory..
Those faggots will come out in Finals Game 7 mode just like they do against the Spurs, Thunderefs, and Heat, tbh....

[midnightpulp]

Bad feeling about this game.

[DeadlyDynasty]

I love how whenever the Lakers play halfway decent it's considered a Game 7 effort. I'm guessing they'll play with a sense of urgency b/c they're fighting for a playoff spot. Just a theory.

[JohnnyMax]

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/6083637/cp33.0_standard_352.0.gif

[kobedwight2412]

We're making game threads about the Lakers' practice scrimmages now? :downspin:

So you're really going to tell me they dont flop? fucken roflmfao

[Clipper Nation]

So you're really going to tell me they dont flop? fucken roflmfao
Everyone flops, and a fan of a team who's employed notorious floppers like Vlade Divac, Derek Fisher, and Pau Gasol over the years really has no right to complain about it, tbh...

[kobedwight2412]

Everyone flops, and a fan of a team who's employed notorious floppers like Vlade Divac, Derek Fisher, and Pau Gasol over the years really has no right to complain about it, tbh...

Lol Flop City. =)

[irishock]

Lakers. Easy.

[racm]

If the Lakers lose this their season is over tbh

[Mugen]

Clippers by double digits IMO. Might be over by halftime.

[Latarian Milton]

subway matchup will be fun to watch tbh. monkeyball will win but shit is gonna be close

[irishock]

Get the main event on already. Fuck the preliminary round

[StrengthAndHonor]

Any brave Lakers fan up for $100 bet? I'll even give you a +3 advantage. I can pay/accept funds via Paypal.

[midnightpulp]

Any brave Lakers fan up for $100 bet? I'll even give you a +3 advantage. I can pay/accept funds via Paypal.

I'll take that action.

[StrengthAndHonor]

I'll take that action.

Dead serious? Haha alright. Done. If you have a PO Box, I can mail you a blank money order too. Some people doesn't want their personal info disclosed.

[midnightpulp]

Dead serious? Haha alright. Done. If you have a PO Box, I can mail you a blank money order too. Some people doesn't want their personal info disclosed.

Serious. Do you mind giving me 3.1 so we don't have a "push?"

If not, it's cool.

[Reck]

We're making game threads about the Lakers' practice scrimmages now? :downspin:

This better not come back to you. :lol

[Reck]

subway matchup will be fun to watch tbh. monkeyball will win but shit is gonna be close

So the Lakers get in and beat the Spurs?

[Clipper Nation]

This better not come back to you. :lol
How so? I was calling them floppers, not predicting the game, tbh :lol

[Reck]

How so? I was calling them floppers, not predicting the game, tbh :lol

Oh ok.

[StrengthAndHonor]

Serious. Do you mind giving me 3.1 so we don't have a "push?"

If not, it's cool.

Yeah I don't mind that. Last game was close but that's cool.

[midnightpulp]

Yeah I don't mind that. Last game was close but that's cool.

Cool. Thanks.

[Clipper Nation]

Clippers racing out to a 12-0 lead... Blake with the first 10 points :lol

[SpursIndonesia]

Griffin's beasting. :wow

[timvp]

:lmao

[DarkGinobili]

:rollin

[racm]

L:lolkers

[irishock]

:lmao holy shit 10-0

[midnightpulp]

Clippers racing out to a 12-0 lead... Blake with the first 10 points :lol

Nervous about that. Sometimes those quick starts create a false sense of security, causing the leading team to get complacent.

Hopefully LA's best team learned from last night and don't play like ass after the 1st.

[Budkin]

13-0 :lmao

[D-Wade]

15-0

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[whitemamba]

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[Reck]

Nervous about that. Sometimes those quick starts create a false sense of security, causing the leading team to get complacent.

Hopefully LA's best team learned from last night and don't play like ass after the 1st.

Why do you worry so much about the Lakers winning?

This game is already out of reach. :lol

[whitemamba]

No one misses...

[Budkin]

Nash guarding Paul :lmao

[racm]

Griffin's footwork is impressing me. Nowhere near Duncan but still.

[whitemamba]

Jamal is such a nigga

[Budkin]

The gap between these teams could not be wider.

[resistanze]

Why are they doing this to Steve Nash?

[whitemamba]

KoBeast

[whitemamba]

Why are they doing this to Steve Nash?

Watch a forced anal sex porno, that has all the answers

[Clipper Nation]

302267398340349953

The Anti-Kirby :lol

[Clipper Nation]

Blake embarrassing Bible Kemp tonight :lol

[whitemamba]

Hurts to see LO in that clip jersey

[spursparker9]

Both teams are from LA. By right the crowd should be pretty neutral, but why there seem to be louder cheer when the Lakers score?

[Reck]

I thought about watching this game to completion but Clippers got things in cruise control so I might as well go watch a movie. :lol

[Budkin]

My God the Lakers just suck.

[Reck]

17 points quarter. :lmao

[Splits]

Wtf is Coward wearing? Dressed like a ballerina with those fucking tights and halter top

[racm]

31 first quarter points. :lol Laker D

[Clipper Nation]

And the 1st quarter score is....

Lakers: 17

Blake Griffin: 18

:lol

[NRHector]

I thought about watching this game to completion but Clippers got things in cruise control so I might as well go watch a movie. :lol

:lol

[StrengthAndHonor]

Good game so far midnightpulp:hat

[whitemamba]

Time to disappear :downspin:

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Griffin - 9-10 18 points
Lakers - 8-24 17 points

[NRHector]

Lakers should just tank the fucking season before they get more injuries, is a lost cause

[timvp]

:lol missing the playoffs in your statistical prime

:lol missing the playoffs with one of the most talented teams ever

:lol missing the playoffs

[resistanze]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/22/Kirby_Wii.png

[irishock]

Hope the Clippers don't think this shit is over.

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol missing the playoffs in your statistical prime

:lol missing the playoffs with one of the most talented teams ever

:lol missing the playoffs

:lol missing the playoffs twice as a number 1 option..

(Lakers are going to make the playoffs though, tbh)

[Reck]

No Kobe=Huge run put together by the Lakers. :lol

[Clipper Nation]

Just like in Houston last night, the bench is playing like absolute shit and ruining the lead...

[whitemamba]

Lolz

[NRHector]

everytime Kobe goes to the bench Lakers make the comebacks

[Bynumite]

"Deepest" bench in the NBA allowing the LAL scrub bench to make a 6-0 run :lol

[Thebesteva]

:lol missing the playoffs in your statistical prime

:lol missing the playoffs with one of the most talented teams ever

:lol missing the playoffs

Pretty much me and my friends when we watch the Lakers now....only thing that distracts us is the snacks

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v637/Booster37/1190819220938.gif

[Clipper Nation]

"Deepest" bench in the NBA allowing the LAL scrub bench to make a 6-0 run :lol

Wow, you're actually going to talk shit after that first quarter? :lmao

[irishock]

and my friends



:lmao

[Clipper Nation]

Welp, this is unnecessarily going to be a close game...

[Reck]

Odom is useless. lol

[Spurs9]

Wow his eye looked really bad

[Clipper Nation]

Vinny is fucking retarded, way to hand the game right back to the Lakers.... when the bench isn't playing well, ride the fucking starters!

[Cry Havoc]

Kobe -14. :lmao

[Mayhem321]

Kobe: -14
Jamison: + 9

[irishock]

Don't get artest fired up

[Bynumite]

Wow, you're actually going to talk shit after that first quarter? :lmao

Dat bench :lol Cushion gone.

[Suspect]

Grant over the Hill

[Spurs9]

:lmao mallace at the palace still effecting artest

[Cry Havoc]

Seriously only two elite teams this year in the NBA.

[D-Wade]

Worst FT ever?

[Mayhem321]

wow great ft DeAndre... For once Dwight isnt the worst ft shooter in the court

[resistanze]

Barnes is horrendous.

[Clipper Nation]

What an absolute fucking chokejob this quarter, just pathetic.... the Lakers deserve to win right now, they clearly want it more so far...

[whitemamba]

lmao at clippernation disappearing.. VINNY NOO!! BENCH NO! Barnes u SUCK!

u sound like a laker fan tbh :lol

[Thebesteva]

What an absolute fucking chokejob this quarter, just pathetic.... the Lakers deserve to win right now, they clearly want it more so far...

Bandwagoner....giving up on your team for a bad quarter :lol

[Clipper Nation]

And the refs are already stepping in to make sure it stays close...

[Suspect]

Lol emofan

[irishock]

Dwight looks like a middle schooler out there

[midnightpulp]

Didn't see that Lakers comeback coming at all :rollseyes

What it is with these teams when they play the suck ass Lakers? How many times is this now that the Lakers have comeback from a huge deficit because the opposing team suddenly forgets how to play basketball? It's not because of anything special the Lakers are doing on offense or defense. The other team just starts playing terrible for some inexplicable reason.

[Clipper Nation]

Bandwagoner....giving up on your team for a bad quarter :lol


What an absolute fucking chokejob this quarter, just pathetic.... the Lakers deserve to win right now, they clearly want it more so far...

Learn to read, faggot...

[NRHector]

What an absolute fucking chokejob this quarter, just pathetic.... the Lakers deserve to win right now, they clearly want it more so far...

calm down Kobe is on the court

[whitemamba]

Dwight looks like a middle schooler out there

come on man !! hes hurt leave him alone! :depressed

[Bynumite]

BS goal tending on Dwight, 2 BS fouls on Nash on the same play. Where is that bitch Clipper Nation and why is he not crying about the refs right now :lol

[whitemamba]

BS goal tending on Dwight, 2 BS fouls on Nash on the same play. Where is that bitch Clipper Nation and why is he not crying about the refs right now :lol

:lol

[whitemamba]

lmao here comes the laker brethren

[Clipper Nation]

Jamison having the fluke game of his life tonight, btw...

[whitemamba]

Jamison having the fluke game of his life tonight, btw...

could say the same for griffin TBH

[NRHector]

calm down Kobe is on the court

cof cof

[racm]

Chauncey "Big Shot" Billups

[Clipper Nation]

Hey, look at that - Chauncey comes in and the lead goes right back up again... Vinny needs to learn to have a short leash on the bench, because when they're playing badly, they can't be given the same minutes as when they're dominating...

[capek]

Just like in Houston last night, the bench is playing like absolute shit and ruining the lead...

I thought the Clips were supposed to have a bench that rivaled the Spurs... :loser

[whitemamba]

it ends now

[Mayhem321]

Kobe -14. :lmao

calm down he will be better when he comes back....

oh wait Kobe -22 :wow

[Clipper Nation]

I thought the Clips were supposed to have a bench that rivaled the Spurs... :loser
It's really just been the past two games that the full bench has been in full-out abortionball mode, tbh.... maybe they just need to rest up during the All-Star break...

[Bynumite]

That scrub Barnes hitting the shots he bricked with LAL :lol

[midnightpulp]

Didn't see that Lakers comeback coming at all :rollseyes

What it is with these teams when they play the suck ass Lakers? How many times is this now that the Lakers have comeback from a huge deficit because the opposing team suddenly forgets how to play basketball? It's not because of anything special the Lakers are doing on offense or defense. The other team just starts playing terrible for some inexplicable reason.

Every fuckin' goddamn time. Clips are playing decent basketball again and start rolling over the shit Lakers again, then they gift them back 5 quick points with unforced errors.

[whitemamba]

That scrub Barnes hitting the shots he bricked with LAL :lol

lmao, hell disappear in the playoffs. bet the house on it.

[Mugen]

Chauncey is a difference maker for the Clipps tbh. Makes em so much better when they dont have to trot Willie Green out there or play chucker Crawford heavy minutes.

[whitemamba]

Every fuckin' goddamn time. Clips are playing decent basketball again and start rolling over the shit Lakers again, then they gift them back 5 quick points with unforced errors.

is basketball your favorite sport?

[midnightpulp]

This is how bad the Lakers suck. The Clips played an average 1st quarter and putrid 2nd quarter, and still dropped 64 on the Purp 'n Piss. But you just know the Lakers are going to make another charge because the Clippers will start playing like head-injury patients at some time late in the 3rd or the 4th.

[racm]

This is how bad the Lakers suck. The Clips played an average 1st quarter and putrid 2nd quarter, and still dropped 64 on the Purp 'n Piss. But you just know the Lakers are going to make another charge because the Clippers will start playing like head-injury patients at some time late in the 3rd or the 4th.

So basically every second that Paul and Billups don't play?

[midnightpulp]

This is how bad the Lakers suck. The Clips played an average 1st quarter and putrid 2nd quarter, and still dropped 64 on the Purp 'n Piss. But you just know the Lakers are going to make another charge because the Clippers will start playing like head-injury patients at some time late in the 3rd or the 4th.

And I'm not just singling out the Clips here. All year opposing teams have gotten retarded when they have a big lead against the Lakers. It's as if they still believe in that Laker mystique that the Lakers always have a comeback in them and then start playing panicky basketball.

[midnightpulp]

Key stat of the half:

16 of the Clippers 64 points have come in the paint.

32 of the Lakers 52 have come in the paint.

Lakers are getting more higher percentage looks on average. Clippers need to adjust or this will be a very close game. When Howard is out of the game, attack the paint relentlessly. Bledsoe should be able to get to rack at will against that perimeter defense.

[Clipper Nation]

In contrast to the bench, Chauncey has been kicking ass the past two games, tbh.... the old man's still got it...

[D-Wade]

Billups lookin young

[Mugen]

Mitch's failure to address the lack of shooting and athleticism on the Lakers for the last 3 seasons, even with an unlimited budget, is mind boggling tbh.

[ElNono]

:lol We're back!

:lol We've figured it out!

:lol Getting shat on by the little brother

:lol Missing the playoffs

[Banzai]

Tbh I think tonight should be kept classy from both sides..also kupchak really needs to get some shooters and not scrubs..and retirees

[MI21]

That was an impressive mid-post ass kicking Kobe put on Crawford just before.

Still, :lolkers

[Splits]

-31

Wow.

[Latarian Milton]

lakers just losing a game they're supposed to lose imho.

[Clipper Nation]

That was an impressive mid-post ass kicking Kobe put on Crawford just before.

Still, :lolkers

As much as I hate admitting this as a bonafide Kirby hater, he's actually not having a bad game tonight...

[rayjayjohnson]

Mitch checking what basketball reasons are left

[rayjayjohnson]

who said that?

[racm]

101 points allowed after 3 quarters :lmao

[Clipper Nation]

Lawler's Law kicking in and it's only the third quarter :lol

[Thebesteva]

Hats off to the Clippers, they deserve this success. Glad to see them shit on this heartless Laker team.

[SanDiegoSpursFan]

who said that?
sounded like caron butler

[Thebesteva]

I swear to God if I hear one more Lg'er ask if Lakers will make the playoffs I'm go to wreck that place. It's beyond embarrassing

[Mugen]

Shouldn't bother coming back from the All Star break tbh. Just pack it in and gun for next year.

[gaKNOW!blee]

Anyone catch what Kobe said? Sounded like get your fuckin ass out but I couldn't quite understand

[rayjayjohnson]

I swear to God if I hear one more Lg'er ask if Lakers will make the playoffs I'm go to wreck that place. It's beyond embarrassing
Why even bother going there. This place has all the nba talk you need

[Splits]

Fakes shooting 53% and getting blown out. Nice D

[rayjayjohnson]

Anyone catch what Kobe said? Sounded like get your fuckin ass out but I couldn't quite understand
I thought it was "fucking asshole".

hope it was to a ref, and hope his ass is fined

[midnightpulp]

I swear to God if I hear one more Lg'er ask if Lakers will make the playoffs I'm go to wreck that place. It's beyond embarrassing

They might. 41-41 could be good enough to get in. Houston is a mental midget team that can't play defense. And Utah is incompetent on the road.

[Thebesteva]

Why even bother going there. This place has all the nba talk you need

I'm here alot more now, I probably would snap and be super sensitive at any point prior to 2010 about the Lakers. I took that shit to the heart, I just grew over it and realized its a bunch of millionaires playing a game. I got bills to pay nigga!!!

[midnightpulp]

D'Antoni, please wave the white flag and clear the bench. No game 7 mode fool's gold comebacks to lose by 8 so you can go into the lockerroom with yet another "moral victory." Just a waste of our time.

[LakerHater]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMMyLFaUu7g&feature=youtu.be

[Duncan2177]

I swear to God if I hear one more Lg'er ask if Lakers will make the playoffs I'm go to wreck that place. It's beyond embarrassing

:rollin

[Thebesteva]

They might. 41-41 could be good enough to get in. Houston is a mental midget team that can't play defense. And Utah is incompetent on the road.

This has honestly been the worst year as a Laker fan, it's not even about losing it's just about entertainment. It's been an extremely dull season, the only fun this season has provided is listening to 710 espn radio and hearing Laker fans have a nervous fucking break down

Also I been watching the Lakers since the 80's so for me I'd say this goes down as the worst season considering the expectations.

[Thebesteva]

This game hand down proves D'antoni's system is done, has been for a long time and Jim Buss is a fucking faggot. The Lakers are shooting 53% and are down by 20+ points, someone tell this phaggot that you have to play defense to win.

[racm]

Lol what joke did Blake tell Willie Green

[rayjayjohnson]

Lol what joke did Blake tell Willie Green
"We're making the playoffs"

[rayjayjohnson]

Wait, which Blake?

[Latarian Milton]

even potato head wouldn't have done this bad even when he's well known to be a horrible coach. lakers FO should've read some DoK's posts before making the decision to hire _'antoni tbh

[midnightpulp]

This has honestly been the worst year as a Laker fan, it's not even about losing it's just about entertainment. It's been an extremely dull season, the only fun this season has provided is listening to 710 espn radio and hearing Laker fans have a nervous fucking break down

Also I been watching the Lakers since the 80's so for me I'd say this goes down as the worst season considering the expectations.

I feel ya.

I think the Lakers will probably make the playoffs. I still refuse to believe a team this top heavy can't figure out how to win 43-45 games.

And as Spurfan luck would have it, Lakers get hot going into the playoffs and upset the Spurs, so the season might end with a pleasant surprise for you. Who knows.

[irishock]

Also I been watching the Lakers since the 80's
yeah right

[racm]

sup LarryDavid

[rayjayjohnson]

I know what's in Kobe's mind.

raperaperaperaperaperaperape

[Mugen]

I feel ya.

I think the Lakers will probably make the playoffs. I still refuse to believe a team this top heavy can't figure out how to win 43-45 games.

And as Spurfan luck would have it, Lakers get hot going into the playoffs and upset the Spurs, so the season might end with a pleasant surprise for you. Who knows.

An injured Dwight, 39yo Nash, and no Pau. They're not that top heavy tbh. It's just that their bottom is so shitty.

I don't think they make the playoffs without a bs trade.

[irishock]

I know what's in Kobe's mind.

raperaperaperaperaperaperape

overdone joke

[HI-FI]

An injured Dwight, 39yo Nash, and no Pau. They're not that top heavy tbh. It's just that their bottom is so shitty.

I don't think they make the playoffs without a bs trade.

this. the only things i fear about with Lakers or Thunder is the typical Stern bullshit. I think Spurs can take their current rosters, but I worry more about officiating or a lopsided traded that makes zero sense.

[rayjayjohnson]

overdone joke
Never, he raped. Period

[irishock]

Never, he raped. Period

I know.

[capek]

:lol at LA idiots who spent $100+ for last row shitty nose bleed seats to watch this shitty team play its shitty version of abortionball.

[Clipper Nation]

Season series: officially clinched....

:lol Paying for our basketball reasons
:lol Thunderefs losing to this team

[timvp]

Props to Kobe for his 35.

[Reck]

This win officially makes the Clippers the premier team of LA.

[irishock]

Wonder when we'll see Jack Nicholson cross the floor to Clipperland

[Arcadian]

:lol lakers

[Clipper Nation]

Here's a stat: the biggest lead the Lakers have held over the Clippers all season thus far was 1 point.... :wow

Over the first three games of the series combined, the Lakers have held a lead for a total of just over 1 minute :lol

[djohn2oo8]

:lol Shaq with the blatant shot at Dwight

[Reck]

:lol Shaq with the blatant shot at Dwight

What did he say? Stop being bitchmade Dwight. :lol

[Leon Black]

We suck. What else is new

[djohn2oo8]

What did he say? Stop being bitchmade Dwight. :lol

Basically. He said "Deandre Jordan played like a real big man, not like that other big man"

[Splits]

Wtf is Coward wearing? Dressed like a ballerina with those fucking tights and halter top

http://i.imgur.com/a1ir8tN.jpg

[Clipper Nation]

302313154870923264

:lmao

[Splits]

302305779489312768

:clap

[Jacob1983]

I thought the popular nickname for the Clippers on this board was monkeyball? Was Dennis Scott getting his freak on in the crowd during the halftime show? Was that him or a clone?

[JohnnyMax]

302313154870923264

:lmao


they were teammates in Orlando

both hate Kobe

[Thebesteva]

Also I been watching the Lakers since the 80's
yeah right

? Why you opening your mouth when you dont know shit? What is it an honor to watch the Lakers since the 80's or something? Get the fuck out of here

[irishock]

? Why you opening your mouth when you dont know shit? What is it an honor to watch the Lakers since the 80's or something? Get the fuck out of here

:lol Kobist in disguise

[Seventyniner]

302305779489312768

:clap

Wow. The Lakers were +11 with him on the bench?

[Ashy Larry]

lol @ -35 .............. glad I was actually putting in a cement slab instead of watching this horseshit of a game.

[Vladimir Lenin]

http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Jay+Z+Mikhail+Prokhorov+New+Jersey+Nets+Owner+2hVx zYfudJEl.jpg