All-Star Weekend 2013

[benefactor]

Might as well get a thread started. Kicks off at 9 eastern with Rising Stars.

[TDMVPDPOY]

currently watchin whatever is on...they are talkin about trades or someshit...oh well better then nothin...

[xellos88330]

Kevin Hart for b2b celebrity game MVP's?

[TDMVPDPOY]

nbatv with gervin talkin....

was hearing rubio talk b4, lol voice not broken yet...

[benefactor]

Celeb game = dumbest shit ever. What a horrible waste of time.

[Robz4000]

Celeb game = dumbest shit ever. What a horrible waste of time.

This. Gave it a shot with Bruce and Sean playing, but god damn it's like poison to the eyes.

[Latarian Milton]

:lmao rising stars. Irving and unibrow might be the only niggas out there worth watching imho, overall it's just a exhibition of shitty draftees tbh

[TDMVPDPOY]

is KL starting? fkn im banned from upstairs...

[NASpurs]

is KL starting? fkn im banned from upstairs...

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[TDMVPDPOY]

team chuck...why didnt he draft all the chuckers

[TDMVPDPOY]

its fkn shit how the league is trying to promote wankers as new superstars....that clown davis hasnt done shit worthy to be mention as a star, his just another big on a shit team posting meaningless stats...

[apalisoc_9]

is KL starting? fkn im banned from upstairs...

:lmao

[TDMVPDPOY]

hey did you clowns catch the kobe interview b4? they question him a few soccer questions, didnt remember what they ask him, but he answer ac milan and messi....the ac milan reply, was it a question about joining them and being their bitch invited to gangbangs with the president?

[TDMVPDPOY]

like this rookie game, players in their team jerseys, same shit should be done to the allstar game, nobody gives a shit about east west merchandise

[td4mvp2k]

Is there some D in this game?

[TDMVPDPOY]

Is there some D in this game?

no d, they not even fkn serious yet....fck this

[td4mvp2k]

no d, they not even fkn serious yet....fck this

Why is KL playing then?

[Trainwreck2100]

lol kawai's first unassisted 3 of the year comes in the the fucking rookie challenge

[TDMVPDPOY]

Why is KL playing then?

i dunno but his beasting atm with 7pts

[TDMVPDPOY]

theres a few guys who have no business playing tonight against KL....

[Brunodf]

Boring

[TDMVPDPOY]

KL interview hahahah

his arm sleeve tatt, is he going to get it done on the other arm...?

[td4mvp2k]

Is this the same shyt Zeller that gave the Spurs a run...

[td4mvp2k]

:lol thomas

[jeebus]

Spurs lol getting shit on by Zeller

[TDMVPDPOY]

team chuck puttin on a show...thats all i can say...

[td4mvp2k]

Spurs wanted Vucevic in the draft.

[td4mvp2k]

:lmao 66 pts in 1st

[TDMVPDPOY]

wtf does the cavs have 4 players in this game, all 4 are pure shit, yes shit...

[td4mvp2k]

Whats the most points for this game?

[TDMVPDPOY]

Whats the most points for this game?

150 i think

[td4mvp2k]

150 i think

:lol

[TDMVPDPOY]

damn shaqs team is crap....

[jeebus]

I think it's 155 cuz that dipshit Heat assistant coach wanted to beat that record. Chuck just might beat that shit if they can keep it up

[Trainwreck2100]

holy fucking fuck 90 fucking points

[td4mvp2k]

Team Shaq has the scorers and theyre losing... They gotta play some D in the 2nd.

[TDMVPDPOY]

the wankers on shaqs team are doing nothing, even if they try to make highlight reels, wtf gets excited from normal dunks?

irving, lillard has done jackshit so far

[td4mvp2k]

F'n Malone dis da Spurs... F him.

[Trainwreck2100]

:lol fuckin Ernie

Shaq:"Game ain't over yet"
Ernie:"It is"

[Trainwreck2100]

wow that Miami assistant is out of his fucking league with that shit

[TDMVPDPOY]

seems like isiah thomas and farried are trying to win the mvp award..fck these 2 clowns

[Latarian Milton]

isiah going HAM on team shaq. teams must be kicking themselves now for not picking him when he could have been drafted by anyteam even with a 2nd round pick

[td4mvp2k]

Shaq as bad as MJ...

[TDMVPDPOY]

is it me or does KL look like 6'8 iverson...

[TDMVPDPOY]

sweet KL has 18pts now, slowly making his presence felt...could chase away with the award

[TDMVPDPOY]

looks like team shaq has given up

[td4mvp2k]

sweet KL has 18pts now, slowly making his presence felt...could chase away with the award

MVP!!!

[Latarian Milton]

Irving might be the only guy on team shaq that seems to give a shit about this game tbh

[TDMVPDPOY]

man if these all star events players take the weekend serious, some of the cats wont be gettin any minutes...fkn scrubs on shit teams in allstar events :(

[TDMVPDPOY]

fck this with the minutes to no name players....

[TDMVPDPOY]

looking at all these different color shoes.... :(:( 90s designs > any era of shoes

[td4mvp2k]

155?

[resistanze]

:lmao Kyrie Irving murdered Brandon Knight on two plays

[D-Wade]

Kyrie!

[TDMVPDPOY]

gettin serious now

[jeebus]

Irving. Holy shit. :lol

[td4mvp2k]

What did Knight do?

[jeebus]

What did Knight do?
Get shit on.

[resistanze]

:lol Knight so fucking salty he's grabbing Irving on every play now.

[TDMVPDPOY]

put fkn KL in, get that shit piston out

[TDfan2007]

:lol Irving giving Knight the business. Knight actually made a few decent moves back, but couldn't finish. Too embarrassed from earlier, I guess...

[td4mvp2k]

KL>ManiLezbo

[td4mvp2k]

159 :lol

[jeebus]

What shitty defense.

[td4mvp2k]

Parsons :lol

[resistanze]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr_WjR6iaj4

[td4mvp2k]

Leonard mvp?

[TDMVPDPOY]

Leonard mvp?

farried with 40 will get it... :(

2 ball hogs on chucks team

[jeebus]

Nice job having a terrorist present the award.

[td4mvp2k]

WTF? KL got F'd!!!

[rayjayjohnson]

:lmao spurfan

[capek]

:lmao spurfan

Don't think that's serious.

Seriously though, props to Faried. Thoroughly impressive young player. Sure ya'll feel about him like we do about Kawhi. :tu

[TDMVPDPOY]

the clown interviewing pop ask him that stupid question again, r u happy? we all know what happen the last time he ask pop that....

[td4mvp2k]

the clown interviewing pop ask him that stupid question again, r u happy? we all know what happen the last time he ask pop that....

:lol Pop cut his mic

[Reck]

They should get rid of everything but the all-star game and the 3 point shootout. Everything else is just so pointless and boring.

[td4mvp2k]

They should get rid of everything but the all-star game and the 3 point shootout. Everything else is just so pointless and boring.

Its $ 4 the NBA

[TDMVPDPOY]

i dunno why they have all star east west merchandise, nobody buys that shit

should just make allstar editions of the team jerseys...

[td4mvp2k]

i dunno why they have all star east west merchandise, nobody buys that shit

should just make allstar editions of the team jerseys...

Ya I like how they use to do it with the team

[jeebus]

I can't wait for Bonner to miss all of his shots. By the time he gets to the last rack, hopefully pathetic tears will be streaming down his face from embarrassment. I don't know how he'll be able to aim through said tears. :cry

[TDMVPDPOY]

wtf do t hese clowns keep on mentioning best players in the game?? some of them are fkn scrubs

[td4mvp2k]

:lmao at KG and Melo practicing together

[TDMVPDPOY]

i wonder if d12 is smiling at pop, if this clown cant even be serious, i wish pop chews into his ass and embarrass him on live tv like a kid

[anonoftheinternets]

I can't wait for Bonner to miss all of his shots. By the time he gets to the last rack, hopefully pathetic tears will be streaming down his face from embarrassment. I don't know how he'll be able to aim through said tears. :cry

not understanding that even the worst NBA reject is miles ahead of everyone else .... :lmao

[TDMVPDPOY]

watchin the stern interview atm

talkin about dleague saying its the 2nd best league in the world after the NBA, wtf are these 2 clowns smoking?

[td4mvp2k]

watchin the stern interview atm

talkin about dleague saying its the 2nd best league in the world after the NBA, wtf are these 2 clowns smoking?

What did you want them to say?

[sook]

watchin the stern interview atm

talkin about dleague saying its the 2nd best league in the world after the NBA, wtf are these 2 clowns smoking?

It isn't?


que....KBP.

[TDMVPDPOY]

It isn't?


que....KBP.

how many guys go undrafted play in the dleague actually made it to the nba for 1year contract? compared to players who went to europe and play or from europe...

lol nba building a nba academy in india as a future market...watta fkn joke, they cant even build a soccer team, and the league thinks they can build something in india

[td4mvp2k]

lol nba building a nba academy in india as a future market...watta fkn joke, they cant even build a soccer team, and the league thinks they can build something in india

CHINA

[Trainwreck2100]

chuck drunk as fuck already

[jeebus]

I'm fairly certain Chuck's been drunk since 2003 or so.

[Trainwreck2100]

fuckin ernie making me feel like shit

[td4mvp2k]

ET is there?:lol

[Trainwreck2100]

what the fuck is this shit

[jeebus]

wtf is this shit? tell me when something fun happens.

[jeebus]

what the fuck is this shit
:lol nice

[irishock]

Who the fuck is this chick

[Trainwreck2100]

goddamn bitch next time you decide to perform live pack your autotuner for the flight

[BRHornet45]

there is no one in the crowd lol

[jeebus]

They need to work on their mic skills in the ring. And lol Houston. Everyone's out doing whatever there is to do in Houston. Killing themselves or raping fish.

[td4mvp2k]

there is no one in the crowd lol

When does it start?

[irishock]

Horry

[Trainwreck2100]

horry wearing dem spurs colors

[irishock]

CHUCKBROOK!

[td4mvp2k]

ET :lol

[BRHornet45]

Ryan Anderson got the 3pt shootout on lock!

[td4mvp2k]

Ryan Anderson got the 3pt shootout on lock!

Bonner got Anderson!

[Trainwreck2100]

3 pt shootout sholdn't be east/west it should be black/white

[jeebus]

I got Curry for the shootout

[Trainwreck2100]

steve novak is a horrible rapper

[jeebus]

the NBA hires the shittiest entertainment imo

[BRHornet45]

the upper bowl is completely cut off and empty. the lower bowl looks half full wtf is going on?

[jeebus]

Turn on dem house lights, show the empty seats.

[djohn2oo8]

the upper bowl is completely cut off and empty. the lower bowl looks half full wtf is going on?

Houston fans are always late

[Trainwreck2100]

:cry


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0JDOq64ahI

The GOAT shooting star team

[BRHornet45]

I mean I get annoyed at our fan base for not showing up for games against shitty teams like the Kings and Raptors .... but this is straight up pathetic for Houston. ain't nobody there for All Star Saturday Night. how in the hell is the entire upper bowl empty? :lol

[irishock]

:cry


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0JDOq64ahI

The GOAT shooting star team

Not even the best shooting star team in Texas.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9A0ESHp-aA

[djohn2oo8]

I mean I get annoyed at our fan base for not showing up for games against shitty teams like the Kings and Raptors .... but this is straight up pathetic for Houston. ain't nobody there for All Star Saturday Night. how in the hell is the entire upper bowl empty? :lol

IDK if they'll show, but there is a big ass traffic jam all over Houston.

[Venti Quattro]

:cry


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0JDOq64ahI

The GOAT shooting star team
:lmao David Robinson

[lefty]

Team Bosh is so fuckin slow

[jeebus]

Damn the East sucks. per par.

[Venti Quattro]

Team Bosh is so fuckin slow

Do you expect dinosaurs to be fast?

[lefty]

Velociraptors tbh

[jeebus]

Do you expect dinosaurs to be fast?
Well, we've clocked the T-rex up to 32 mph.

[Trainwreck2100]

who thought it would be a good idea to let nique shoot threes

[HarlemHeat37]

This East-West shit is a bad idea, so far..

[lefty]

No Lebron to bail out Bosh and and Wade

[irishock]

:lmao :lmao :lmao Westchuck

[lefty]

:lmao

[jeebus]

that was pretty shitty tbh imo

[Reck]

Chinkbrook as a leader. :lmao

[Trainwreck2100]

team harden got fucked that wnba player should be pissed

[Trainwreck2100]

"put our best forth effort"

[jeebus]

man, fuck nick cannon.

[timtonymanu]

This format is so dumb so far.

I'm pretty sure Team Harden would have done much better than these finalists. :lol

[Trainwreck2100]

"all about the mind control"

[Kidd K]

Yeah, it should've been Team Harden vs Team Westbrook, but the NBA always has to have a shitty east team in the Finals just like the playoffs even if they would've been lucky to make it out of the second round in the west, and probably would've never made it to the Finals anyway.

Can't really complain about the format since they do the same thing for the regular NBA playoffs too.

[Trainwreck2100]

the surface pro commercial is shittier than the surface lauch commercial. Which was no easy feat.

[timtonymanu]

rofl Teague

[jeebus]

Teague = turd

[Trainwreck2100]

welp Parker hope your weren't looking forward to that prize money

[irishock]

:lmao permanent bibby backup Teague

[jeebus]

sons it's for the :cry kids :cry

[irishock]

:lmao Lin coasting

[jeebus]

Chink in the armor is fucking slow

[Reck]

What's with this team total bullshit?

[jeebus]

Tony choking :lmao

[irishock]

:lmao WCF esque

[timtonymanu]

:lol damn Tony

[BRHornet45]

lol Tony shitting the bed as usual

[Reck]

Excellent troll job by Parker.

[BlackSwordsMan]

fuck you asshole its just an all star game who gives a fuck?

[Trainwreck2100]

PARKER DID NOT GIVE A FUCK

[Reck]

Tony dont give a fuck. He already got one of those trophies or whatever they are.

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao Tony Parker
:lmao France

[Trainwreck2100]

feel bad for tony's scholarship kid though, poor thing felt his blowback

[BRHornet45]

fuck you asshole its just an all star game who gives a fuck?

sons do you see how angry Spur fans get at this sissiest little things? all that foul language shows that it truly does bother you. I mean my God son calm down.

[Brunodf]

:lolTony

[jeebus]

time for lollard's knee to explode

[Trainwreck2100]

welp Bonner's turn to choke

[lefty]

TP in playoff mode

[Venti Quattro]

time for lollard's knee to explode

Dibs on the Blazers prefix thread about it.

[BRHornet45]

the NBA has slowly, but steadily become one giant rap video. they may as well switch their main broadcasting channel from TNT to BET.

lol at Nick Cannon trying to do the "thug hug" just now in the trophy presentation.

[irishock]

Oh my god, it's the Durant mom commercial again

[Reck]

the NBA has slowly, but steadily become one giant rap video. they may as well switch their main broadcasting channel from TNT to BET.

lol at Nick Cannon trying to do the "thug hug" just now in the trophy presentation.

Nick has gotta be the whitest black guy ever. What a massive cuckhold.

[BRHornet45]

holy shit!

is that a white person? is that a guitar???

[Trainwreck2100]

he's performing this shit without his chorus group, which is the best part of the fucking song

[irishock]

:cry NBA cares :cry too

[BRHornet45]

he's performing this shit without his chorus group, which is the best part of the fucking song

yea and without a turntable or a computer to do all of the work for him. what a drastic change for most NBA All Star performers.

[Latarian Milton]

parker's performance ain't the worst but he should've done better imho. seems only when wearing the spurs jersey does this nigga give a shit about the game, which also explains why france has always been such a mediocre team despite having more NBA players than any european team except spain.

[ColinB]

This indie folk whatever garbage will probably get Bonner pretty pumped.

[Trainwreck2100]

I'm calling it now, that will go down as the best performance of the weekend.

[irishock]

:lmao that song is from some Tim Hortons commercial.

[timtonymanu]

Can't wait to see Bonner's t-rex arms when he runs from one stack to the other.

[BRHornet45]

Ryno got this!

[jeebus]

I hope Bonner goes last. The nervousness will make him airball a few.

[GB20]

Ryno got this!
i agree

[lefty]

rofl paul

[Reck]

LOL Bonner gets a ton of love from the Spurs even though he fucking sucks.

[lefty]

Curry shitting on his dad and younger brother

[GB20]

anderson is my pick

[jeebus]

Anderson coulda put that shit away

[timtonymanu]

Bonner's gonna feel the pressure.

[BRHornet45]

damnit Ryan kinda shit the bed a little in the final 2

[Latarian Milton]

only players from scrubs team are giving a shit about all-star weekend imho. get prepared to see bonner score 10 or less on 3pt competition

[jeebus]

fuckin Bonner

[midnightpulp]

Why can't this faggot do this is an big game?

[Pelicans78]

Damn, Bonner with 19.

[irishock]

:lol Red mamba

[lefty]

:lmao

[timtonymanu]

rofl Bonner advancing.

[BRHornet45]

damnit Bonner shit the bed at the end too lol

[GB20]

what the fuck?????

[Reck]

Not bad for a chucker.

[Trainwreck2100]

Red Mamba laying a big red shit on BR pelican

[jeebus]

I like how he started off great aka at the beginning of the season and shit the bed at the last rack aka at the end of the season. I wonder how he'll do in round 2 aka the playoffs.

[timtonymanu]

Now all we need is some stupid grey upstairs to start a thread about how this is Bonner's year.

[BRHornet45]

sons do the top 2 move on or does the top from the West and top from the East move on? haven't been paying attention to the new rules.

[Trainwreck2100]

sons do the top 2 move on or does the top from the West and top from the East move on? haven't been paying attention to the new rules.

your boy is done for the evening

[timtonymanu]

sons do the top 2 move on or does the top from the West and top from the East move on? haven't been paying attention to the new rules.

It becomes a 1-on-1. Top performers of each conference.

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Bonner trolling the FUCK out of Spurfan right now

[irishock]

:lmao Curry

[Brunodf]

:lolPaul George. Kawhi could do better than that

[jeebus]

That was Roger Mason Jr-esque

[Reck]

Why do they invite none 3 point specialist into this contest? George totally enbarrased himself out there.

[timtonymanu]

Damn I was hoping for Bonner vs Novak :lol

[lefty]

Novak needs Jr Smith to dance around with a gun in order to hit those 3's

[Reck]

LOL Bonner got this.

[Clipper Nation]

Congrats on winning the three-point contest, Kyrie :lol

B:lolnner boutta shit himself :lol

[Venti Quattro]

Damn I was hoping for Bonner vs Novak :lol
Sponsored by Scotch Brite. :lol

[jeebus]

Fuck, if Bonner wins, there's gonna be a huge semen cloud in this forum. Grab your gas masks, gentlemen. Make sure you have a fresh filter installed.

[benefactor]

Fucking Bonner.

smh

[Trainwreck2100]

Fuck, if Bonner wins, there's gonna be a huge semen cloud in this forum. Grab your gas masks, gentlemen. Make sure you have a fresh filter installed.

he's not winning you saw what happened when he needed 1 point and it took him 5 shots

[jeebus]

he's not winning you saw what happened when he needed 1 point and it took him 5 shots
I know. I'm praying he hits like 8 points. Fuck the kids!

[benefactor]

Fuck, if Bonner wins, there's gonna be a huge semen cloud in this forum. Grab your gas masks, gentlemen. Make sure you have a fresh filter installed.
Drz is already working the shit out of his boner.

[Killakobe81]

Is that Ruben Patterson that was just over Kyrie's shoulder?

[Clipper Nation]

It's already over :lmao

[timtonymanu]

Sucks to be you Matty.

[jeebus]

Well, this is over. Congrats Kyrie.

[lefty]

Bonner = fuck:lold

[irishock]

This team shit needs to GTFO

[GB20]

it is over

[Brunodf]

:lolBonner. Irving got this

[Killakobe81]

Good shit by Kyrie ... he may replace Grant as my favorite ex Dukie (i hate the Devils)

[Venti Quattro]

Good shit by Kyrie ... he may replace Grant as my favorite ex Dukie (i hate the Devils)

Battier is my favorite dookie

[lefty]

shit Bonner with a total of 39 pts


More than his playoff total points

[Trainwreck2100]

damn that announcer was annoying as fuck

[Killakobe81]

Battier is my favorite dookie

Oh I hate that guy but respect his game ....dude sounds like Eddie Murphy impersonatinng a white guy ...but guy is smart, plays hard on defense and is great in the community

[timtonymanu]

I feel like this new format is gonna fuck up the Dunk Contest.

We won't get Gerald Green vs James White.

[BRHornet45]

just heard that Houston police force and SWAT are out and expecting riots downtown. another NBA All Star game, nothing new.

its no wonder that most cities host this thug event once and never host it again (which is completely unlike any other events for other sports). Houston and NOLA should have learned from the first time.

[Pelicans78]

just heard that Houston police force and SWAT are out and expecting riots downtown. another NBA All Star game, nothing new.

its no wonder that most cities host this thug event once and never host it again (which is completely unlike any other events for other sports). Houston and NOLA should have learned from the first time.

NOLA has it next year.

[Reck]

These live perfomances by all these shitty nobodies are god awful.

Go kill yourself Stern.

[BRHornet45]

NOLA has it next year.

that's what I was referring to

[Latarian Milton]

Irving is THAT nigga

spurs fans: Parker > Irving :lol

[Clipper Nation]

Since when is Eric Bledsoe a Laker? This announcer is retarded :lmao

[Brunodf]

:wtfWhere is Harrison Barnes?

[Clipper Nation]

just heard that Houston police force and SWAT are out and expecting riots downtown. another NBA All Star game, nothing new.

its no wonder that most cities host this thug event once and never host it again (which is completely unlike any other events for other sports). Houston and NOLA should have learned from the first time.

At least Houston didn't have an unprecedented Super Bowl power outage :lmao

[Trainwreck2100]

just heard that Houston police force and SWAT are out and expecting riots downtown. another NBA All Star game, nothing new.

its no wonder that most cities host this thug event once and never host it again (which is completely unlike any other events for other sports). Houston and NOLA should have learned from the first time.

when it was in Vegas the ultra thugness was unprepared for cause vegas never experienced pro basketball. Heard it was fucked up

[Reck]

Irving is THAT nigga

spurs fans: Parker > Irving :lol

Parker owns him individually though. At least he has thus far.

[Reck]

Since when is Eric Bledsoe a Laker? This announcer is retarded :lmao

I thought I heard the PA say Lakers.

So much fail in this year's all star weekend.

[Trainwreck2100]

I hope they don't use propss this year

[BRHornet45]

At least Houston didn't have an unprecedented Super Bowl power outage :lmao

son NOLA has hosted the Super Bowl and other major sporting events more than any other city. they've had the Super Bowl 10 times. it has been proven that Entergy fucked up. the outage had absolutely nothing to do with the Super Dome. just one of those fluke things and heads are rolling at Entergy for it.

[Reck]

What is Lebron wearing? :lol

[timtonymanu]

Already a better dunk than any of last year's.

[Pelicans78]

just heard that Houston police force and SWAT are out and expecting riots downtown. another NBA All Star game, nothing new.

its no wonder that most cities host this thug event once and never host it again (which is completely unlike any other events for other sports). Houston and NOLA should have learned from the first time.

I'm sure NOLA can handle it. It deals with the Bayou Classic every year.

[Clipper Nation]

That was nice by Gerald Green, tbh...

[Reck]

Judges dont give a fuck. Giving 10s for common dunks. lol

[BRHornet45]

when it was in Vegas the ultra thugness was unprepared for cause vegas never experienced pro basketball. Heard it was fucked up

this is very true. Vegas however is historically notorious for ... well lets just say .... "keeping the trash out". the mobsters running those billion dollar casino resorts don't put up with bullshit hanging around on the strip. now once you get past Wynn/Encore and head down towards Circus Circus, Stratosphere, etc. .... then you're on your own lol

[Reck]

That was nice by Gerald Green, tbh...

Not a 50 though.

[Clipper Nation]

James White already with the shitty props...

[timtonymanu]

Meh. Green kept it simple. Don't like the prop gimmicks.