What possesses a person to name their kid...

[DeadlyDynasty]

Barkevius or D'Brickashaw?

[I. Hustle]

Cinsere
D'Artagnan

[leemajors]

LeCharles Bentley has always been one of my faves

[Trill Clinton]

those are some bad ass names.

now when people name their kids shit like, "hunter" "raven" "stryker" or "gunner" i just shake my head.

[DeadlyDynasty]

those are some bad ass names.

now when people name their kids shit like, "hunter" "raven" "stryker" or "gunner" i just shake my head.
Nah, they're just really stupid names, much like the ones you posted.

[lefty]

Blackness TBH

[Clipper Nation]

Ovinton J'Anthony

[Trill Clinton]

Nah, they're just really stupid names, much like the ones you posted.


what makes them stupid?

d'brickashaw and Barkevius remind me of and old moor king or an african warrior's name.

the other names like trigg, easton and hunter sounds like some shit straight out of a comic book.

[Trill Clinton]

now naming a kid after a car or an alcoholic beverage is straight up ignorant.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Parents (mostly mothers) try to express their uniqueness through their kids' names and it's just sad. Give your kid a normal fucking name and let him/her find their individuality on their own

[DeadlyDynasty]

Ovinton J'Anthony

Is that a real name?

[DeadlyDynasty]

what makes them stupid?

d'brickashaw and Barkevius remind me of and old moor king or an african warrior's name.

the other names like trigg, easton and hunter sounds like some shit straight out of a comic book.

What are some names of old moor kings?

[Trill Clinton]

yup and the men who were born with lame or ignorant names need to stop naming their sons Jr.

don't pass that curse on to your seed, fam.

i remember the first time i heard a weird name was in junior high, this kid named conrad.

he looked like a conrad too, he was 12 but looked 40. poor bastard.

[Trill Clinton]

What are some names of old moor kings?


off the top of my head, muhammed.

you'd have to google the others

[monosylab1k]

now naming a kid after a car or an alcoholic beverage is straight up ignorant.

Couldn't afford a car so she named her daughter Alexis

[DeadlyDynasty]

yup and the men who were born with lame or ignorant names need to stop naming their sons Jr.

don't pass that curse on to your seed, fam.

i remember the first time i heard a weird name was in junior high, this kid named conrad.

he looked like a conrad too, he was 12 but looked 40. poor bastard.
Lol conrad...some names just need to die...it's like naming your daughter Gertrude in this day and age


off the top of my head, muhammed.

you'd have to google the others
Muhammed is as common as Michael in certain cultures.

[I. Hustle]

Or how about taking regular names and jacking them up? M'chelle, Danyelle, Khristian, etc.

[benefactor]

My recent favorite? Yonderius.

There is blame to be had on both sides. Black folks seem to get caught up in retarded creativity and whites are always trying to take a common name and spell it just a little bit different to try to seem clever.

There are ton of perfectly good regular names out there. Of course...this thread isn't complete without this...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo8CrY_ZfFk

[cantthinkofanything]

I used to date this girl whose mom taught at a black elementary school. wish I could remember all the names but the ones that stuck with me...

Yolaundria

and then there were these 2 twins named Anthony and Tony.
I often wonder how many times the wrong one has been arrested.

[Drachen]

Worst ever? La-a

[redzero]

and then there were these 2 twins named Anthony and Tony.

Wait, how many twins were there?

[leemajors]

"*** reminds me of something cool" is how kids get shitty names.

[Trill Clinton]

Wait, how many twins were there?

1 set of twins, dumbass

[redzero]

1 set of twins, dumbass

http://www.sectalk.com/board/public/imported_images/majhost.com/joke_over_your_head.jpg

[Trill Clinton]

http://www.sectalk.com/board/public/imported_images/majhost.com/joke_over_your_head.jpg

yea i knew you were trying to be funny but you failed.

[redzero]

yea i knew you were trying to be funny but you failed.

Your response shows otherwise.

[Trill Clinton]

Your response shows otherwise.

no it doesn't.

however, your response shows you lack humor and the timing to pull off a good joke.

just take your L and move on, doggie.

[monosylab1k]

no it doesn't.

however, your response shows you lack humor and the timing to pull off a good joke.

just take your L and move on, doggie.

Trill you my negro and all but i gotta give this one to red. Tim to clap back homie

[DisAsTerBot]

siblings: Detroit and Southside. No fucking joke.


no surprise the mom was applying for child support

[Trill Clinton]

Trill you my negro and all but i gotta give this one to red. Tim to clap back homie

mono...be real here, did you laugh at that "joke"?

be honest fam. there is no way redzero can sit here and spin that shit.

he can't be trying to make a fool out of my nigga cantthinkofanything and think he can get away with it.

him of all people?!? fuck that.

he needs to man up and admit that joke was less than satisfactory.

[redzero]

:lol So, it finally comes out. You're just butthurt about me making fun of cantthinkofanything, whom you find funny for some reason.

But then again, I should probably listen to you, since you have posted some funny shit in the past, like that one time you called a 30-60 year sentence for a 70-year-old man a "victory for white crime." That's hilariously retarded.

[Trill Clinton]

lol at this wigga.

it doesn't matter who the "joke" was on, i still would have made it aware to you that it wasn't funny.

it just so happens that since it was CTOA i have to go in just a little harder on you.

don't try to change the subject to me either.

i can admit my faults with no problem.

loosen up that du-rag and step ya joke game up. is that asking for too much?

[lil'mo]

what makes them stupid?

d'brickashaw and Barkevius remind me of and old moor king or an african warrior's name.


:lmao hence the reason black people give their (multiple) kids idiotic, ridiculous names lol!

tenks for demonstrating and proving the point, trill :tu

[CuckingFunt]

mono...be real here, did you laugh at that "joke"?

Not sure it was meant to inspire a full-throated guffaw. More like an appreciative chuckle. Which is what it got out of me.






I'm curious, though... how does one have bad comedic timing on a message board?

[redzero]

lol at this wigga.

:rollin Stop, you're killing me!


i can admit my faults with no problem.

:lmao Never mind. You're right and I'm wrong. You clearly know comedy. :lol

[Trill Clinton]

Not sure it was meant to inspire a full-throated guffaw. More like an appreciative chuckle. Which is what it got out of me.






I'm curious, though... how does one have bad comedic timing on a message board?

doesn't matter. it was still wack.

[Trill Clinton]

You're right and I'm wrong. You clearly know comedy.

thanks.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

what makes them stupid?

d'brickashaw and Barkevius remind me of and old moor king or an african warrior's name.

the other names like trigg, easton and hunter sounds like some shit straight out of a comic book.
So an African warrior's name is cool but Hunter isn't? :lol
Would Hunter of Whitey be cool, yo. :rollin

[cantthinkofanything]

cantthinkofanything is funny,but he's been weird lately.

I shoved two inches of weird in your mom last night.

[redzero]

So an African warrior's name is cool but Hunter isn't? :lol
Would Hunter of Whitey be cool, yo. :rollin

:lol

[I. Hustle]

cantthinkofanything is funny,but he's been weird lately.

It's because he is losing weight.

[Trill Clinton]

So an African warrior's name is cool but Hunter isn't? :lol
Would Hunter of Whitey be cool, yo. :rollin


smh you serious?

yes names like D'Brickashaw and Barkevius is cooler than Hunter.

[Wild Cobra]

Is Latoya jackson, "The Toy Jackson?"

[Viva Las Espuelas]

smh you serious?

yes names like D'Brickashaw and Barkevius is cooler than Hunter.

I guess many things go over your head........

[Trill Clinton]

I guess many things go over your head........

you made no point though and i didn't address the other half of your post because it was stupid.

[FkLA]

Trill youre cool man but the ghetto black names are not good tbh. Theyre right up there in the terrible department with the Skylars, Apples, etc. If theres one thing Mexicans got right its that we never name our kids stupid names, they might be religious but atleast its normal names tbh.

[Trill Clinton]

i agree to an extent.

refer to the 1st page where i stated there are ignorant names i don't like.

i just don't think the two names in the op are bad.

and if i had to choose between d'brickashaw or a name like hunter or trigg...its d'brick all day doggie.

and mexicans have silly names too.

these young latinas name their kids abcde or navaeh n shit.

and ya'll only got like 3 or 4 names to choose from if we're speaking traditional: carlos, juan, hector, manuel.

step ya name game up.

[Leetonidas]

The only thing that really annoys me about black names are when they add a "La" "Da" or "Ja" to the beginning of a normal name to make it sound ebonic, like Jamario or Damarcus

[Leetonidas]

i agree to an extent.

refer to the 1st page where i stated there are ignorant names i don't like.

i just don't think the two names in the op are bad.

and if i had to choose between d'brickashaw or a name like hunter or trigg...its d'brick all day doggie.

and mexicans have silly names too.

these young latinas name their kids abcde or navaeh n shit.

and ya'll only got like 3 or 4 names to choose from if we're speaking traditional: carlos, juan, hector, manuel.

step ya name game up.

you forget miguel, jose, and jesus

[Trill Clinton]

i guess since i'm use to it i don't see it the way you guys do.

la'darius was a common name growing up:lol

[FkLA]

i agree to an extent.

refer to the 1st page where i stated there are ignorant names i don't like.

i just don't think the two names in the op are bad.

and if i had to choose between d'brickashaw or a name like hunter or trigg...its d'brick all day doggie.

and mexicans have silly names too.

these young latinas name their kids abcde or navaeh n shit.

and ya'll only got like 3 or 4 names to choose from if we're speaking traditional: carlos, juan, hector, manuel.

step ya name game up.

Anything that starts off with De, Le, Ja, La, L', D', or any other form of apostrophe is ghetto as hell man. No good imo.

We got basically any biblical name...you can add David, Pablo, Abel, Francisco, Javier, etc, etc to the list. And who names their kid abcde (how do you even pronounce that)? Ive heard of that stupid heaven backwards name but never of that abcde one.

[Leetonidas]

tbh i watch a lot of maury and when i see a person named navaeh it's usually a black person

[FkLA]

A couple of years ago a black co-worker of mine named her baby naveah, thats the first and only time Ive met someone who named their kid that. I wouldnt be surprised if some really ghetto hispanic chicks named their kids that too though tbh.

[FkLA]

but :lol at watching a lot of maury

[Trill Clinton]

there are biblical names that begin with Ja', though.

jamarcus isn't ghetto but ja'daveon is.

oh and nicholas cage named his son kal-elhttp://i50.tinypic.com/5wrbs.png

[Trill Clinton]

and mexicans for the most part max out at 10 common names.

that's boring.

[Leetonidas]

Isn't that Superman's real name :lol

[Leetonidas]

tbh mexicans should go back to their roots and name their kids badass aztec names like Cuauhtemoc

[Trill Clinton]

lol hell yea

[FkLA]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-40bYOgSs2gg/TmQaTQ0ovMI/AAAAAAAADCc/vawOx3JolR0/s1600/blanco_celebrando.jpeg

^Cuauhtemoc is still around tbh. Most Aztec names are really weird though, my cousin named her baby Xochitl a couple years ago and I thought it was weird as shit tbh. Theres also another cousin of mine named Itzaguery.

[mrsmaalox]

I read about a baby born on inauguration day named Obamaniqua :lol

[Trill Clinton]

I read about a baby born on inauguration day named Obamaniqua :lol

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs4/1877074_o.gif

[Reck]

Dovahkiin Tom Kellermeyer after the main character from Skyrim. True story. :lol

Also parents who name their kids after themselves. Obnoxious as fuck.

[leemajors]

Dovahkiin Tom Kellermeyer after the main character from Skyrim. True story. :lol

Also parents who name their kids after themselves. Obnoxious as fuck.

ehh, some people pass names down through generations. nothing wrong with that if that is indeed the case.

[redzero]

ehh, some people pass names down through generations. nothing wrong with that if that is indeed the case.

You have a little leemajors running around?

[benefactor]

White trash names are the worst...especially with girls. Cinnamon, Bambi, Heaven Lee...you get the picture. Best one has to be Dallas Page...that's right...like the wrestler.

[DMC]

Those names in the OP just give the kid false hopes of ever being someone of dignity. Give him a royal sounding name, then he'll later be polishing the throne in the big house as LeMarvin and LeRoy have him worshiping at their altars.

[DMC]

cantthinkofanything is funny,but he's been weird lately.

You're the benchmark for "funny" so any take you have on humor is gospel to me tbh

[Reck]

ehh, some people pass names down through generations. nothing wrong with that if that is indeed the case.

Isn't that what last names are there for?

[FkLA]

Meh, my first son will probably be named FkLA Jr. Dont really see a problem with that tbh.

[leemajors]

Isn't that what last names are there for?

that is typically a western thing.

[benefactor]

ehh, some people pass names down through generations. nothing wrong with that if that is indeed the case.
Agreed. My great grandmother's name is Elizabeth...that is my sister's middle name and my niece's first name. Same with Ann. It's my grandmother's middle name, my mother's middle name and my niece's middle name. My family has done it with a few guys names too.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

you made no point though and i didn't address the other half of your post because it was stupid.

No. You're just an idiot

[Latarian Milton]

anyone also feel there's a secret/mythological relation between a person's name and how he/she looks? for example, guys who have "mark" as their first names, are generally short and austere, and don't mind appearing in front of cameras without shaving faces in the morning (mark cuban, mark thompson); women named "susan" or "sarah" are mostly blonde.

[lil'mo]

:lmao

[Trill Clinton]

No. You're just an idiot



So an African warrior's name is cool but Hunter isn't? :lol
Would Hunter of Whitey be cool, yo. :rollin



stop it.

your post was stupid fam.

there was nothing witty or funny about it.

it was lame, wack and stupid. hunter of whitey?!? for real? that was wack.

just take your L and move on.

[KL2]

Worst name I've ever heard was "Messiah", I also knew some guy named "T".


The most bad ass names I've ever heard was some guy named "Ascension", also a couple of boxers with the names "Tyson Fury", "Riddick Bowe", "Cassius Clay" fuck yeah.

[manufan10]

I knew a few by the name of:

Gonzalo Gonzales
Fernando Fernandez
Zedivaneb Benavidez

[cantthinkofanything]

There were only a few black kids in 1st grade at the school I went to. But I remember everyone of their names.

Rudolph Valentino Poe
Yasheki Arterberry
Michael Jackson

Will never forget MJ because on one of the first days of school after we had to stand our chairs on top of our desks before leaving, he got mad and ran around the room and knocked them all off.
This was the first time I'd seen something like that.

[tp2021]

The best name I ever came across was a girl with the last name Orefice, first name Taryn. Doubt I'll ever meet a better name.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

stop it.

your post was stupid fam.

there was nothing witty or funny about it.

it was lame, wack and stupid. hunter of whitey?!? for real? that was wack.

just take your L and move on.

I guess 3rd grade is long and hard on a black man.

[desflood]

Repelus is still the worst name I've ever heard. Why would someone do that to their daughter?

[ohmwrecker]

I met a girl named Aquanetta.

[Clipper Nation]

Is that a real name?
Yeah, that's OJ Mayo's name...

[Wild Cobra]

I'm surprised nobody mentioned "Rush."

[Vladimir Lenin]

Bill Clinton