Most annoying commercials

[Fabbs]

Is Cox Hi-Speed Internet jerk off Guy being run in YourTown?
"Keys to the Internet. Whaaaaaaa."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=7I52ARdSorg

[Blake]

Flo and Progressive

[manufan10]

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I hate this commercial.

[oh crap]

haverty's with the annoying hipster bitch.

[oh crap]

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I hate this commercial.

lol and this one too

[TimDunkem]

Any and all beer commercials.

[Spur|n|Austin]

Flo and Progressive

[mrsmaalox]

During Spurs games now they play that Taco Bell one with the guy walking down the street eating a burrito with a baby in his pouch, over and over and over :bang

Locally the ones I can't stand are those Aramendia Plumbing ones that they've always done with their homely children.

[cantthinkofanything]

those recent Allstate commercials where the characters speak but that black guy's voice comes out of there mouth

especially the one with the kid and the old man.

[clambake]

5 hour energy.

[cantthinkofanything]

^ exactly

I can't stand the smug look on the guy's face as he comes down the stairs

[CubanMustGo]

All the uVerse commercials where incredibly obnoxious 10-year olds tell six-year old siblings how tough their lives were without wireless set-top boxes and simultaneous recording.

Local Austin commercials for Charles Maund Toyota where you can get a "2012 Camry for only 12,999. Camry for 12,999" and this dragon lady they have on those commercials.

[jeebus]

One that comes to mind is Zooey Fuckface doing that siri commercial and she's trying so hard to be quirky. Makes me wanna shove that phone up her uterus.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

The ad for whichever bank with the dipshit changing up the words to Footloose.

[DarrinS]

GEICO pig

[cantthinkofanything]

also all those car commercials that use the Ghostbusters song.

If you need a car, truck, or van
Who can you call?
Call Bankston!

For a low low price, yes we can
Who ya gonna call?
Call Bankston!

[2pac > Kobe]

fuckin wendys gawd that bitch is annoying

[Leetonidas]

Any of the AT&T commercials with the 8 year olds, whether they're talking about discos (how the fuck do they even know what this is), holding wires in odd positions, taping cheetahs to their grandmas back, or explaining how hard their lives were before wireless TV. Those are definitely the worst. I also hate that red headed bitch from the Wendy's commercials, she's annoying as fuck

[2pac > Kobe]

Any of the AT&T commercials with the 8 year olds, whether they're talking about discos (how the fuck do they even know what this is), holding wires in odd positions, taping cheetahs to their grandmas back, or explaining how hard their lives were before wireless TV. Those are definitely the worst. I also hate that red headed bitch from the Wendy's commercials, she's annoying as fuck

thanks bruh, forgot about those commercials, I'm glad I only watch tv for nba fuck

[JMarkJohns]

Wendy's bitch
5-hour Energy douche
Progressive Slag
State Farm jingle shit

Any commercial with the "ahhh, cute kid" factor like AT&T.
Any commercial with annoying theme music like Chase footloose.
Any Geico commercial ever... Ever ever ever...

[JMarkJohns]

Oh, and Pedo Blake Griffin getting his self-incest on.

Dumbass Kia.

[Leetonidas]

Oh yeah, Blake Griffin telling his teen self to keep working out so he can look like "this," when he is wearing a full body suit that shows no muscles :lol

[JMarkJohns]

Or riding that kiddie horse while licking a sucker?! What is this shit?!

[mrsmaalox]

Ha I love those Blake Griffin commercials. The expressions on his face are hilarious :lol

[leemajors]

I will never understand why GEICO abandoned their dollar bill with eyes campaign.

[CuckingFunt]

Any Geico commercial ever... Ever ever ever...

But, dude... Tiny House...

[DarrinS]

This thing lifting a toenail like a car hood is quite disturbing

WI9J7MoBZbY

[lebomb]

State Farm jingle shit




"like a good neighbor statefarm is...................."


STFU!!!!

:nutkick::nutkick::nutkick::nutkick:


God I hate those commercials!!!!

[baseline bum]

"like a good neighbor statefarm is...................."


STFU!!!!

:nutkick::nutkick::nutkick::nutkick:


God I hate those commercials!!!!

The bitch from 4C

And can I get a hot tub

[JMarkJohns]

The bitch from 4C

And can I get a hot tub

Niiiiiiiiiiice...

[FL0]

Flo and Progressive

:flipoff You know you want me.

[Spur|n|Austin]

:flipoff You know you want me.

How do you even have 22 posts?

[Bill_Brasky]

fishay fishaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy

And every other McD's commercial, ever

[DMC]

The NASCAR one... "am I dreaming?". Cut your seat belt, it worked for your dad.

[timtonymanu]

Definitely the State Farm commercials.

And most recently that Taco Bell commercial playing Big Poppa in Spanish.

[Chris]

The Geico Pig isn't funny...who goes for that shit? :lol
That "Pitbull" faggot in the Budweiser commercials pisses me off and now the Spurs play it on the court smh

[Latarian Milton]

beckham's underwear commercials might be the shittiest of all. with his face disguised you would seriously think it's a legit fag or male whore something, and maybe he truely is one tbh

[Mark919]

Kia Kia world car Kia.

[Mark919]

23 posts yeah!!!!!

[Libri]

Call me Rock God.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRHg9DH6S0w

[Mark919]

Call me Rock God.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRHg9DH6S0w
We got a winner.agree

[Blake]

fuckin wendys gawd that bitch is annoying

She's fat. Makes me want to avoid them forever.

[AFBlue]

The GEICO gecko is seriously played out.

[ploto]

I think they are for State Farm- -- with the really annoying kids.

[DJR210]

For my San Antonio / South Texas people: The fucking Taco Cabana commercials w/ the stupid unfunny **** is who is almost to the point of being unfuckable because her script writers are so god damn lame..

Nationwide: The At&t "Bigger is Better" trash w/ the faggot rambling about "hold tha wiyah"

[monosylab1k]

Basically all Apple "we're desperately trying to find reasons why you should stick with us" and Samsung "Look how much cooler we are than Apple" commercials are annoying as fuck.

[monosylab1k]

Almost all commercials starring NBA players are annoying as hell. All Blake Griffin and Durant ones obviously blow. But the Cliff Paul and Uncle Drew crap is pretty retarded also.

[Fabbs]

^^ co sign.
While Griffin is supposed to be talking to *himself* in a younger version he comes across as stalker weirdo.

[baseline bum]

For my San Antonio / South Texas people: The fucking Taco Cabana commercials w/ the stupid unfunny **** is who is almost to the point of being unfuckable because her script writers are so god damn lame..

Nationwide: The At&t "Bigger is Better" trash w/ the faggot rambling about "hold tha wiyah"

Bitch is unfuckable since she's a clam-smacker tbh

[DJR210]

Bitch is unfuckable since she's a clam-smacker tbh
Your probably right.

[Fabbs]

ATT "It's not complicated"
Guy sits at table with group of kids. Gives off somewhat pedo vibes. Either way, weird. Not funny.
http://media.avclub.com/images/425/425916/16x9/627.jpg?1836

[jeebus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghrWz7cVXv8

[Clipper Nation]

Any Geico ad, for starters..... whoever's writing those hideous things needs to go fuck themselves, since they're never funny and always annoying....

The AT&T ads with those loathesome little brats have also gotten on my nerves, since they're played over and over again in every commercial break during March Madness...

[baseline bum]

The AT&T ads with those loathesome little brats have also gotten on my nerves, since they're played over and over again in every commercial break during March Madness...

Back in my day we had to wait 3 1/2 minutes for our scat videos to download.

:cry Your generation has it made :cry

[Blake]

It's your life, live it beautifully.....sonobellllo

[Reck]

5 hour energy.

At the end they should say something to the effect of "so good you can literally drop dead from this shit product."

Anyway, mostly the commercials that annoy the crap out of me are the local ones. Its like they record it from a low rent camcorder or something. Terrible

[mrsmaalox]

There's a lot of them right now. I can't stand those 2 Geico guys with the banjos or guitars or whatever. I also hate that Boston family with the Direct TV Hoppa', the grandpa is a jerk. And it's time for those giant hip-hop hamsters to go away.

[baseline bum]

I can't stand those 2 Geico guys with the banjos or guitars or whatever.

No way; that Mutombo one is hilarious.

[Smiling Bob]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghrWz7cVXv8

:flipoff

[CosmicCowboy]

On Sirius/XM I hate the Adam and eve commercials "I got *BLEEP* and then she got *BLEEP* and then we got *BLEEP* and *BLEEPED*"

Any reverse mortgage commercial.

[Wild Cobra]

Just who do these moronic commercials appeal to?

[ididnotnothat]

No way; that Mutombo one is hilarious.

:tu My kids love that one.

[mrsmaalox]

No way; that Mutombo one is hilarious.

It's the only funny one.

[Fabbs]

Speaking of bad marketing, is there a difference?
Look who copied Bob the Enzyte Guy for the reunion $$ tour:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fb/David_Lee_Roth_Smashbox_2008.jpg/220px-David_Lee_Roth_Smashbox_2008.jpg
http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/961wodz.com/files/2011/05/Enzyte-smiling-bob.jpg?w=300&h=200&zc=1&s=0&a=t&q=89

[jeebus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH9QEz0TF1s

I hate this commercial.

"oh I'm scared to talk in front of people"

"oh I googled some youtube videos and now I'm cured!"

"what's that? a girl looked at me? she probably wants to have sex with me now"

fuck this stupid commercial.

[Biernutz]

All the GEICO commercials. I can't stand them they are so stupid.
I change the channel when they come on.
Have you ever click on a news or some other video story and they want you to
look at their 30 sec commercial as the price to see the video. I back out and leave
the story. Screw them.

[philldafunk]

I can't stand the new Taco Cabana lady.

[2pac > Kobe]

apple commercials imo

[MultiTroll]

Fabreze showing people blindfolded then sniffing garbage cans, other gross stuff.
Go away Fabreze!

Perhaps the Super Bowl will have a couple half way decent new ones.

[rascal]

Bring back the 1960s where they had clever commercials with catchy jingles.

[MultiTroll]

Verizons colored balls commercial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=785YQKmgiTo

I hit pause immediately.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Those Sonic commercials with those 2 guys in a car. Both the television and radio ads. Pointless, annoying, and unfunny.

[DMC]

The Paul George commercial is hilarious.

[lefty]

Any commercial with blinding white background and loud noise


Oh wait that's pretty much 90% of them

[Thread]

Car commercials masquerading in movie commercials.

No.

[MultiTroll]

Those Sonic commercials with those 2 guys in a car. Both the television and radio ads. Pointless, annoying, and unfunny.
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120422105732AAhRrsO

Re link:
When it's just the two of them, meh maybe.
But when they holler over at the other two in the car next to them "Hey you wanna hang out?!"
Wtf?

[Chris]

Anything by AT&T which fails at being funny ALWAYS!

Worst part is that its endless AT&T commercials on FSSW; sometimes the same once twice in a single break.

[DJR210]

That Subway "Guacamoleeeeee" commerical a couple months back was pretty rage inducing

[UZER]

The IBM talking to Watson commercials.

[01Snake]

Local SA commercial: those 2 fuckhead lawyers that always advertise during the games!

[Blake]

Right now, it's the Norm Mcdonald Kentucky Fried Chicken ads and it's not close.

[Fabbs]

AT&T The Horse Wrangler.

Anyone like to see a person come in from the side and knock this f-er down?
And then have Milana Vayntrub take her jeans and blouse off.

https://youtu.be/3xRWO79NlAw

[baseline bum]

The endless stream of Will Hurd commercials.

[Chris]

Disgusted with the current mantra of: "If we can make them laugh, then we can get them to buy the product! It worked for Old Spice!" There's only a few companies really doing it right (KFC comes to mind), and the rest are just embarrassing themselves.

[Thread]

That commercial, I believe for Subaru where the parents keep catching the kids with things they should not have, or, be doing:::taking numb chucks camping, cutting her twin sister's hair with clippers, playing with the fire extinguisher, sword fighting with fluorescent tubes, skiing down the upstairs steps, etc. The best one? The kid coming out of the garage with a 9LB sledge hammer. All the others you see the parents say "You're not taking that." On the sledge, you only hear him.

Though the very end is annoying.

[Sportcamper]

All the GEICO commercials. I can't stand them they are so stupid.
I change the channel when they come on. .

Say it aint so! Who does not love Flo or The Caveman?
My new Fave is the Liberty Mutual Blah blah, blah blah blah girl…:lol

https://d6u22qyv3ngwz.cloudfront.net/ad/ASYV/liberty-mutual-mobile-app-coverage-compass-small-2.jpg

[BD24]

the Dahill commercial is awful. Also I hate the Geico commercials as well, Flo can go fuck herself.

[oh crap]

any and all KFC commercials, the Sonic guy and those dumb Drive Time whores

[Avante]

There has only been one commercial I can even remember, really don't pay any attention to them.

These three guys are sitting on a peer fishing, one runs out of his beer (forget the brand), you know the one.....I love you dad.

Ha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[DMC]

That commercial, I believe for Subaru where the parents keep catching the kids with things they should not have, or, be doing:::taking numb chucks camping, cutting her twin sister's hair with clippers, playing with the fire extinguisher, sword fighting with fluorescent tubes, skiing down the upstairs steps, etc. The best one? The kid coming out of the garage with a 9LB sledge hammer. All the others you see the parents say "You're not taking that." On the sledge, you only hear him.

Though the very end is annoying.
What the fuck is a numb chuck? Is that Chuck Norris on anesthesia?

[DMC]

There has only been one commercial I can even remember, really don't pay any attention to them.

These three guys are sitting on a peer fishing, one runs out of his beer (forget the brand), you know the one.....I love you dad.

Ha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

So they are sitting on one of their friends?

[Avante]

So they are sitting on one of their friends?

That's right, six guys with three of them sitting on their friends but ya only see the faces of the three fishing. But, you should know that, you've seen the commercial, right?

[DMC]

But how do you know it's their peer? Couldn't the "friend" be someone above or below their social stature?

[benefactor]

Subway commercial where the names of the sandwiches signify the couple's life events

[Avante]

But how do you know it's their peer? Couldn't the "friend" be someone above or below their social stature?

You don't remember the t-shirts?

[Thread]

What the fuck is a numb chuck? Is that Chuck Norris on anesthesia?

Only pussies & assholes do the spelling indictment.

[Thread]

The one where the little oriental girl is scared by the dog. So the oriental mother worries, the oriental father orders an item from Amazon and dresses the dog in a lion's type headress and the kid takes to it. The lyrical voice over:::"Even though we're different we're alike." Fuckin' horseshit,,,it's a goddamn dog and a human being, motherfuckers.

[Thread]

That one back in the Spring of '13 where they were selling the Spurs shit. I love that one.

[DMC]

Only pussies & assholes do the spelling indictment.
Only retards can't fucking spell at age 60

[Chris]

Subway commercial where the names of the sandwiches signify the couple's life events

Absolutely disgusting imo

[Thread]

Only retards can't fucking spell at age 60

Only pussies & assholes do the spelling indictment.

[Thread]

That one back in the Spring of '13 where they were selling the Spurs shit. I love that one.

[JMarkJohns]

Any of the Domino's Salad commercials.

Shut the fuck up already. Nobody is overruling pizza for a goddamn salad.

[Dutch13]

444-4444 arrgggggggggg

[Trainwreck2100]

that stupid toyota commercial where they try to speak to millenials with that feminazi song playing