Tea Bagger News: Give Us FREEDOM! to ride manatees, or give us death! LOL

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The Tea Party's Stupidest Campaign Yet: The Right to Ride a Manatee
http://www.alternet.org/files/styles/story_image/public/story_images/screen_shot_2013-02-20_at_9.05.57_am.png

“Riding the manatee. [It] Stands for liberty and freedom and doing what we want to do without harming anyone else,” explained Tea Party spokesman Michael Coffman.


“Today we can’t ride a manatee, tomorrow we won’t be able to open a business.... The purpose of the endangered species act isn’t to protect endangered species, it’s to deny people private property.”

But the right to ride a manatee is simply the first threatened liberty on a slippery slope towards a full government takeover of our right to abuse and manipulate other living creatures.

“We have to understand that the federal government could eventually interfere with the ability to have monkeys trained to ride dogs,” he explained.


http://www.alternet.org/news-amp-politics/tea-partys-stupidest-campaign-yet-right-ride-manatee

Holee Shit, you Confederate tea baggers are one stupid, ignorant, paranoid bunch of sickos. :lol

[TeyshaBlue]

Who are you talking to?

alternet produces hit piece from a John Stewart hit piece. Context at 11:00.

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Who are you talking to?

alternet produces hit piece from a John Stewart hit piece. Context at 11:00.

those are direct quotes from the FL tea baggers.

[TeyshaBlue]

Just looking for the entire piece, not cherry picked quotes.

[TeyshaBlue]

Context..it's not just for breakfast anymore.

[Latarian Milton]

manatees ain't built for people to ride, unlike a horse or a man's dick tbh. their spines are slender and weak compared to horse and similar animals who have a strong back to support the weight of a human, say a grey bear might be bigger than a donkey but if you ride on its back the way you ride a horse or donkey, the bear will be killed or paralysed before long with a broken spine.

manatees look more like aquatic pugs tbh

[Slutter McGee]

So you are saying that the stupid notions of a few people in a large group of people are representative of the entire group. Stupid fucking liberals and their collectivist beliefs.

Slutter McGee

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So you are saying that the stupid notions of a few people in a large group of people are representative of the entire group. Stupid fucking liberals and their collectivist beliefs.

Slutter McGee

it's not just this nutty, bitch, it's a representative of tea baggers in Florida spewing his paranoid crap which fundamental to the tea bagger mentality, like America in huge danger from the UN, or from Muslims replacing Constitution with Sharia, libert!, freedom!, water the tree!, etc, etc. By definition, if you're a tea bagger, you an ignorant shit-for-brains bubba.

[Slutter McGee]

it's not just this nutty, bitch, it's a representative of tea baggers in Florida spewing his paranoid crap which fundamental to the tea bagger mentality, like America in huge danger from the UN, or from Muslims replacing Constitution with Sharia, libert!, freedom!, water the tree!, etc, etc. By definition, if you're a tea bagger, you an ignorant shit-for-brains bubba.

And you are by definition, a complete retard. The tea party, in its original form is an argument against less intrusive government in the economic area. This is the one intellectual argument that conservatives can destroy liberals in. The rest of the shit you talk about...Muslims, the UN, etc. Well that is you trying to justify your own pre-conceived notion of what a Republican is. Just because some conservatives regard this as their opinion doesn't mean it is representative of what the tea-party stands for. It would be like saying that PETA is representative of invading the Sudan just because a large number of idiot fucktard liberals believe it is a good idea.

Face it. You are moron. You are beyond a moron. You are a liberal.

Sincerely,

Slutter McGee