So it's the Oscars this weekend

[Thebesteva]

Anybody else hate what the Oscar's have become? They used to actually go to the best film and be entertaining but now it's just about which artsy fartsy film these aristocrats like. Furthermore, even though I live in Los Angeles, it's enough of promoting gay rights every fucking time with these stupid events. Every award show someone comes out the closet and gives some liberal agenda about how gays should be loved and treated as equals. This video is pretty much the Oscars summed up.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMTkedIUX8U

[Vladimir Lenin]

Amen sir

[jag]

Why do they sometimes call it The Oscars and other other times (years) they call it the 83rd (whatever year it is) Annual Academy Awards? It always confuses me.

[silverblk mystix]

I call them the Jewish awards tbh

[rayjayjohnson]

I'll tell you who didn't win the Oscar.
Reeva Steenkamp

[Xevious]

I have not seen a single one of the best picture nominees.

[Jacob1983]

Skyfall should have been nominated for Best Picture. A damn shame.

[redzero]

I didn't like the Home Alone climax of Skyfall.

[Jacob1983]

How dare you sir.

[mouse]

After Slum dog Millionaire I have yet to tune in.

[AussieFanKurt]

Its a good celebration of film but its a fucking joke every year

[SA210]

Rooting for Silver Linings Playbook

[Spurminator]

My favorite of the BP nominees is Django, but that doesn't feel like a BP-type film. I liked Argo okay but I have trouble getting past the artificial suspense they created around real events... I wouldn't be disappointed if it won, though. Same with Zero Dark Thirty. Lincoln was blatant pandering Oscar bait and would be the worst winner since Crash.

[CuckingFunt]

My favorite of the BP nominees is Django, but that doesn't feel like a BP-type film. I liked Argo okay but I have trouble getting past the artificial suspense they created around real events... I wouldn't be disappointed if it won, though. Same with Zero Dark Thirty. Lincoln was blatant pandering Oscar bait and would be the worst winner since Crash.

I've unfortunately been a movie slacker this year. Django Unchained and Argo are the only of the nominees I've seen yet. I liked Argo enough that I would be fine with a win (though I don't see it happening), but agree that the added suspense cheapened what was otherwise a really cleverly assembled film. I'd be thrilled if Django Unchained won, however. Not only because I think it's good enough to be worthy, but also specifically because it's not the type of movie that typically wins.

[Reck]

Is Les Miserales up for best picture? I think that one should win.

I saw Argo and wasn't impressed. I think the only reason why it has been winning awards its because it was based on actual real events.

[Thebesteva]

Is Les Miserales up for best picture? I think that one should win.

I saw Argo and wasn't impressed. I think the only reason why it has been winning awards its because it was based on actual real events.

You liked Les Miserables?

[SA210]

Lincoln is extremely overrated. It would be horrible if it won. Argo not only changed facts, but Afflecks dumb ass couln't even cast a Latino for the lead role Tony MENDEZ. For that alone it should lose. Probably won't though. Oscars love the propaganda pro-nationalism bs films. It would be great if Silver Linings won, but not likely.

[Reck]

You liked Les Miserables?

Surprisingly, yes.

I went in thinking this was a normal movie not realizing it was a musical type film. :lmao

Liked it in the end. More than Lincoln and Argo for what is worth.

[Thebesteva]

Surprisingly, yes.

I went in thinking this was a normal movie not realizing it was a musical type film. :lmao

Liked it in the end. More than Lincoln and Argo for what is worth.

I dunno man...musicals....not my thing.

[Reck]

Its not my thing either. I highly doubt I'd watch something like this ever again.

[Thebesteva]

Its not my thing either. I highly doubt I'd watch something like this ever again.

It was the worst movie experience of my life honestly. Im not trying to troll or anything but it was like being water boarded for 3 hours. I've never been so excited for a bathroom break during a movie in all of my life.

[jeebus]

I hate Anne Hathaway.

[SA210]

Amy Adams, Zoe Saldana on the red carpet. Babes :tu

[Juggity]

Django was the only movie I saw nominated for best pic. I think it's clearly Tarantino's best or second-best film. Tops in terms of entertainment value/catharsis.

Tarantino as an individual is a disgusting self-promoting pseudo intellectual, but I can't deny he's a great director.

[SA210]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/baed8e44cd6e983143b70ebc7b198f55/tumblr_mir35ruUhP1qa5fz0o1_500.jpg

[AussieFanKurt]

Django should win everything... there is no other film on the same page as it.

[Trainwreck2100]

That supporting actor category was fucking stacked holy shit

[Reck]

Waltz is the shit. Good for him.

[AussieFanKurt]

Well they got the first one right....

[Trainwreck2100]

Time for Mellissa McFatass

[CuckingFunt]

Brave over Wreck It Ralph is a travishamockery.

[Reck]

Who wears a guilt at an event like this. The fag.

[Trainwreck2100]

Bullshit, Brave was crap

[Trainwreck2100]

Brave over Wreck It Ralph is a travishamockery.

It's also a travesty Brenda Chapman gets an award when they had to kick her ass off the movie cause she was doing a shitty job

[Reck]

Seth has been funny thus far. Dont know what the dislike for the guy some of you have.

[Reck]

Holy shit, Raiden in the flesh. lol

[CuckingFunt]

So... still no Oscar for Roger Deakins? That's some bullshit.

[Trainwreck2100]

Seth has been funny thus far. Dont know what the dislike for the guy some of you have.

He's a one trick pony that traded what was a semi intelligent comedy series to one that is a random jumble of crap to appeal to the idiot masses.

Also Pi winning cinematography is a bad sign for Tarantino

[CuckingFunt]

Seth has been funny thus far. Dont know what the dislike for the guy some of you have.

He's a better song and dance man than he is a stand up. The "We Saw Your Boobs" number was hilarious.

[Reck]

The wrap it up music should go. Its akward as hell when they rush you off like that.

[AussieFanKurt]

:lol brave

[SA210]

The wrap it up music should go. Its akward as hell when they rush you off like that.

:tu It's fucking horrible and disrespectful. Hate when they do that shyt

[CuckingFunt]

Roger Deakins still not having an Oscar is just unfathomable.

[Reck]

Hale Berry looking so fine at her age. Too bad she's batshit crazy. :lol

[Trainwreck2100]

using Halle Berry to introduce the Bond tribute was a bad choice

[AussieFanKurt]

Roger Deakins still not having an Oscar is just unfathomable.

:lmao 10 nominations and nothing. How shit is that luck

[timtonymanu]

:tu It's fucking horrible and disrespectful. Hate when they do that shyt

Agreed. If they want to save time, take out all the lame sketches in between or shorten the intro.

[Trainwreck2100]

I was afraid the invisible war was going to win there

[Reck]

I like that theme song from Les Miserables.

[jeebus]

wow. if that's how they "sang" it in the movie, that was awful.

[BRHornet45]

sons this stupid Les MiserablesCrap bullshit better not win best picture. the Academy does love to deep throat anything foreign made and especially musicals though.

[Trainwreck2100]

wow. if that's how they "sang" it in the movie, that was awful.

Still better then Jennifer :cry My family got killed :cry hudson

[Reck]

wow. if that's how they "sang" it in the movie, that was awful.

They polished it a little but Gladiator and Wolverine pretty much did just as bad as in the live performance just now.

[SA210]

Ted with the goods on the politics of the Oscars :tu lol

[jeebus]

wow a tie. that's new to me

[Trainwreck2100]

Wahlber giving the award to that first guy was hilarious, had this "I don't fucking know what's going on"reaction

[Reck]

They're giving oscars for ties now?

What is this junior high where you get a trophy for coming in second? :lmao

[SA210]

Wahlber giving the award to that first guy was hilarious, had this "I don't fucking know what's going on"reaction


lol yea

[Trainwreck2100]

Oh wow helen hunt is still alive

[jeebus]

I hate Anne Hathaway.

[Trainwreck2100]

easiest call of the night

[Reck]

jeebus you mad?

[Reck]

Oh wow helen hunt is still alive

Basically thought the same.

Her movie role choices are the shittiest an actor can pick. She must give good head.

[jeebus]

I can't stand this bitch. haven't been able to for years, I dunno what it is.

[Reck]

I can't stand this bitch. haven't been able to for years, I dunno what it is.

Probably has to do with her pale, no ass, no tits, bland personality self.

I thought she was going to ruin The Dark Knight Rises. Nolan used her in small portions throughout the movie. Smart man.

[Trainwreck2100]

It's always such a crime that male actors have to be excellent at their craft to get the oscar and women just get one for being the least shittiest of the nominees

[TDMVPDPOY]

if this is the jew afiliations awards, whats the point of attending this shit?

[Reck]

Damn Sandra Bullock is not aging too good. Probably has to do with depression over being cheated on with a whore.

[jeebus]

Probably has to do with her pale, no ass, no tits, bland personality self.

I thought she was going to ruin The Dark Knight Rises. Nolan used her in small portions throughout the movie. Smart man.
she had ok tits in Havoc but that was 10 years ago almost

[BRHornet45]

Anne Hathaway sang a song for a few minutes and wins an Oscar. these awards are a joke

[Trainwreck2100]

Anne Hathaway sang a song for a few minutes and wins an Oscar. these awards are a joke
see

It's always such a crime that male actors have to be excellent at their craft to get the oscar and women just get one for being the least shittiest of the nominees

[jeebus]

Anne Hathaway sang a song for a few minutes and wins an Oscar. these awards are a joke
pretty much tbh. if you're a regular actor with no singing talent but then sing in a movie, you're almost guaranteed an oscar and constant dick sucking.

[CuckingFunt]

Anne Hathaway's rehearsed bewilderment made me want to punch my TV.



Also, how much has it got to suck to be one of the other nominated songwriters this year?

[Trainwreck2100]

As much as it sucks to be Adele's belt

[CubanMustGo]

Vampire girl is wasted.

[jeebus]

holy shit. kristen stewart is a lifeless pile of meat.

[jeebus]

salma hayek cotdamn

[Trainwreck2100]

Meanwhile Harry Potter's wondering "why didn't they pair me up with this bitch"

[lefty]

A lot of unknown old farts

Lol unknown old farts

[lefty]

Another Jew :lmao

Barbanose Streisand :lmao

[jeebus]

lefty, singing along with Barbara per par

[Reck]

Meanwhile Harry Potter's wondering "why didn't they pair me up with this bitch"

They make a good pair dont they. Two looking pale geek kids.

[Reck]

This shit got boring quick.

I'm tuning out.

[lefty]

jeebus you mad?

I think he is

[Reck]

lefty (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=6896), singing along with Barbara per par

The only granny I'd tap.

I have a strange fascination with this old lady. lol

[CubanMustGo]

Damn Streisand, at least sing somewhat close to on-pitch. Geez.

[lefty]

The only granny I'd tap.

I have a strange fascination with this old lady. lol

Why would you want to insert your penis in her nostrils ?

[jeebus]

So far the best song was Seth singing about boobs

[Reck]

Why would you want to insert your penis in her nostrils ?

We'd make it work......somehow.

[lefty]

We'd make it work......somehow.

Well she does have huge nostrils

[jeebus]

Richard Gere has gone asian

[lefty]

They shouldn't put those 2 blobs next to Zeta

[CubanMustGo]

John Williams. Now 48 Oscar nods, only 5 wins. Quit nominating the man if you're never going to give him the award already.

[lefty]

John Williams. Now 48 Oscar nods, only 5 wins. Quit nominating the man if you're never going to give him the award already.

:lmao

[Trainwreck2100]

Streisand had no business out there

[jeebus]

John Williams. Now 48 Oscar nods, only 5 wins. Quit nominating the man if you're never going to give him the award already.
Indeed. every time it's always some new guy or movie that no one will care about in a few months. Life of a faggot is that movie this year.

[lefty]

Nobody can sing tonight

[Trainwreck2100]

woah what the fuck happened to nora jones

[HI-FI]

Indeed. every time it's always some new guy or movie that no one will care about in a few months. Life of a faggot is that movie this year.
that's cuz it's all about the politicking. that shithead Harvey weinstein is the best at it, hence shit like the Artist wins when no one will remember.

btw, how has MacFarlane done so far? i actually can't stand him so i haven't watched, but curious if he's a good host or a hack like usual.

[Trainwreck2100]

holy fuck Adele's so much fatter when she can't hide behind people not turning the lights on

[lefty]

That gay looking dude has a wife?

[jeebus]

that's cuz it's all about the politicking. that shithead Harvey weinstein is the best at it, hence shit like the Artist wins when no one will remember.

btw, how has MacFarlane done so far? i actually can't stand him so i haven't watched, but curious if he's a good host or a hack like usual.
he's not making friends with the audience with his jokes but he's decent. better than the last couple hosts.

[Trainwreck2100]

someone better tell Adele that award isn't chocolate filled before an accident happens

[lefty]

someone better tell Adele that award isn't chocolate filled before an accident happens

:lol she looked like she wanted to go backstage ASAP

[Trainwreck2100]

also this shit's gonna get hilarious, 9 minutes to give out 5 awards

[jeebus]

someone better tell Adele that award isn't chocolate filled before an accident happens
she knows. that's why she's going to the nearest candy store to trade it in for some num nums.

[lefty]

Yada yadi yada yidi

[SA210]

Shame on the Academy for not recognizing Lupe Ontiveros during the memoriam segment. Too bad she had a Mexican name, otherwise they may have shown her picture for at least 2 seconds for the decades of work she has done in Hollywood. Bastards.



http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/28500000/Lupe-Ontiveros-as-Rosalita-the-goonies-28596059-583-453.jpg?1361766573967

[HI-FI]

he's not making friends with the audience with his jokes but he's decent. better than the last couple hosts.
i just can't stand the guy. Ted was alright, but he has one of the most punchable faces. still, he's probably better than Franco and Hatheway. I watched some of that shit. That was Franco with his "i'm in the middle of five films and 8 mid terms, but I guess i'll be ironic and host".

it is amazing how how bad they fuck these things up every year, it shouldn't be that hard to put together a good show.

[Trainwreck2100]

Avengers not nominated for adapted screenplay. Fuck you hollywood

[lefty]

Charlize = class

[HI-FI]

i can't believe Ben Affleck has supposedly turned into a great filmmaker. least Clint Eastwood was a badass before becoming a director and played music.

Charlize looking good with the short hair tbh.

[lefty]

Was that Kerry Washington ?

[jeebus]

fuck yeah

[CuckingFunt]

Charlize looks amazing.

[Trainwreck2100]

lol he wanted will smith

[lefty]

Kerry is kinda not bad either

[HI-FI]

Kerry is kinda not bad either
she's very fine. I found her even hotter when she was speaking Nazi in Django.

[Juggity]

Glad QT won, but that was the worst oscar speech of all time, wow. What an asshole.

[jeebus]

i just can't stand the guy. Ted was alright, but he has one of the most punchable faces. still, he's probably better than Franco and Hatheway. I watched some of that shit. That was Franco with his "i'm in the middle of five films and 8 mid terms, but I guess i'll be ironic and host".

it is amazing how how bad they fuck these things up every year, it shouldn't be that hard to put together a good show.
lol he does have that face. maybe if he grows a beard or something. Billy Crystal showed his age last year; that was unwatchable. Seth has been alright but there's a lot of people who hate his type of comedy, like the John Wilkes Booth joke. I thought it was clever and he was like "what, 150 years later is too soon?"

[HI-FI]

where does Fonda rank on the Grudge Fuck of All Time list?

[Trainwreck2100]

fuck life of pi

[jeebus]

Ah Jane Fonda. Many a time have I pissed on her face with the ol Jane Fonda urinal target.

http://i.imgur.com/CDFVuYU.jpg



and fuck ang lee and fuck life of pi

[Thebesteva]

Life of pi was an amazing movie...fuck the haters.

[HI-FI]

oh shit, i don't want to hear this speech. women turn into such a blubbering mess at these things.

[lefty]

Lol 7 foot dress malfunction

[SA210]

Congrats to Jennifer Lawrence for winning Best Actress on Silver Linings Playbook. I think she deserves it :tu

[jeebus]

:lmao

Phoenix didn't give two shits

[lefty]

Good good

[HI-FI]

i'd like to see Denzel or Joaquin get this. can't go wrong with DDL though.

[lefty]

Lol Phoenix

They were going to give it to him but changed their minds after seeing he didn't give a shit

[SA210]

:lmao

Phoenix didn't give two shits


:rollin That shit was gold

[Trainwreck2100]

DDL with the goods, doesn't have to thank nobody cause it's his 3rd one so he blows it all off

[lefty]

Hot momma

[lefty]

Holy shit

Jennifer Aniston is still alive

[HI-FI]

Lakers shittiness is aging Jack. poor guy, fucking Lakers.

[SA210]

They had to really fuck it up now

[HI-FI]

wtf is this shit. damn Hollywood is not even hiding it is the propaganda wing of the government.

[lefty]

Really?

That black masculine chick from James Bond?

[jeebus]

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18fp48nolltktgif/original.gif

[HI-FI]

and the oscar goes to...the military industrial complex!!!!!!!

[jeebus]

haha fuck life of piss

[lefty]

I fucking knew it :lmao

US government picking Argo :lmao

[Trainwreck2100]

Oh shit the camera guy from true lies a producer

[lefty]

Bryan Cranston :cry

[SA210]

and the oscar goes to...the military industrial complex!!!!!!!

This


:pctoss

[lefty]

Oh shit the camera guy from true lies a producer

:wow

[HI-FI]

Oh shit the camera guy from true lies a producer

"Why do they call him teh Sand Spider"
"probably because it sounds scary."

[lefty]

Ben Affleck going retard :lmao

[jeebus]

Good for Ben

[CuckingFunt]

I know he didn't produce and therefore doesn't get one, but I would love to see the image of Heisenberg holding an Oscar for even a moment or two.

[HI-FI]

between Seth MacFarlene hosting, the eerie government/military propaganda, and the dude from Armageddon and Daredevil winning, I feel like a new era of shittiness is before us.

[CubanMustGo]

What the fuck is this closing number? End it already.

[Trainwreck2100]

between Seth MacFarlene hosting, the eerie government/military propaganda, and the dude from Armageddon and Daredevil winning, I feel like a new era of shittiness is before us.

halle berry has an oscar, bullock won for "The Blindside" it's a doldrum of shittiness

[SA210]

between Seth MacFarlene hosting, the eerie government/military propaganda, and the dude from Armageddon and Daredevil winning, I feel like a new era of shittiness is before us.


Word

[HI-FI]

halle berry has an oscar, bullock won for "The Blindside" it's a doldrum of shittiness

true. the awards have always been irrelevant. Kubrick and Hitchcock say hi.

that thing with Michelle Obama with the military leaders was strange though. I don't know if I've ever seen anything like that during the Oscars.

[HI-FI]

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18fp48nolltktgif/original.gif
best moment of the night

[Venti Quattro]

Ben Affleck going retard :lmao

Don't be bittter because your brethren were so stupid that they allowed defenseless US consulate employees to escape your smelly land alive.

[DMX7]

true. the awards have always been irrelevant. Kubrick and Hitchcock say hi.

that thing with Michelle Obama with the military leaders was strange though. I don't know if I've ever seen anything like that during the Oscars.

Stanley should have a briefcase full of Oscar Statuettes, but he did win for 2001 special effects.

[lefty]

Don't be bittter because your brethren were so stupid that they allowed defenseless US consulate employees to escape your smelly land alive.

:lmao
American diplomacy :lol

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao smelly Arabs fooled by a sci-fi movie :lmao :lmao :lmao

[DMX7]

Daniel Day Lewis is da fucking goods. At least they got that right.

[lefty]

:lmao smelly Arabs fooled by a sci-fi movie :lmao :lmao :lmao

Argo IS a sci-fi movie :lmao

[Thebesteva]

Good Oscars...now time for The Walking Dead. Then going to visit my gf at brazzers then cry myself to sleep

[Jacob1983]

I sense a lot of butthurt in this thread.

[ididnotnothat]

Good for Ben

Well deserved and screw all the so called movie experts in here being butthurt about it. He should have won an Oscar for The Town. No matter what he does there will always be the haters.

[DarrinS]

between Seth MacFarlene hosting, the eerie government/military propaganda, and the dude from Armageddon and Daredevil winning, I feel like a new era of shittiness is before us.

yep