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D12
02-26-2013, 11:32 PM
We all know this has to be asked given the overall downfall of the game here at ST. The game before consisted of Harlemfag and his Heat trolls, BUMP and all his trolls, D4MVP and his few good trolls, DOK and his few, Rogue and some of my few Laker brethren and their glorious trolls. Those mentioned come to mind, my apologies to those I missed.

Anyway the game has been noticeably weaker and without the peril due to all the dick-sucking and constant circle-jerking that goes on here. Nowadays we got middle age losers like ElNono and Clipper Nation acting a youngin and shit. Shit just don't fly like det, bruhs.

I vow to stimulate the game on ST -- calling things as they are for what they are. This weak ass troll game headed by loser fags like Midnight is out the fucking door.

Hail to the new king of this forum, D-fucking-12!

Jeff Van Gundy
02-26-2013, 11:33 PM
Rogue is fuckin retarded

whitemamba
02-26-2013, 11:33 PM
:lol

Clipper Nation
02-26-2013, 11:34 PM
We all know this has to be asked given the overall downfall of the game here at ST. The game before consisted of Harlemfag and his Heat trolls, BUMP and all his trolls, D4MVP and his few good trolls, DOK and his few, Rogue and some of my few Laker brethren and their glorious trolls. Those mentioned come to mind, my apologies to those I missed.

Anyway the game has been noticeably weaker and without the peril due to all the dick-sucking and constant circle-jerking that goes on here. Nowadays we got middle age losers like ElNono and Clipper Nation acting a youngin and shit. Shit just don't fly like det, bruhs.

I vow to stimulate the game on ST -- calling things as they are for what they are. This weak ass troll game headed by loser fags like Midnight is out the fucking door.

Hail to the new king of this forum, D-fucking-12!
Sup Rakaruva, you're really back for round 2 of getting shat on by the entire forum? :lol

midnightpulp
02-26-2013, 11:44 PM
We all know this has to be asked given the overall downfall of the game here at ST. The game before consisted of Harlemfag and his Heat trolls, BUMP and all his trolls, D4MVP and his few good trolls, DOK and his few, Rogue and some of my few Laker brethren and their glorious trolls. Those mentioned come to mind, my apologies to those I missed.

Anyway the game has been noticeably weaker and without the peril due to all the dick-sucking and constant circle-jerking that goes on here. Nowadays we got middle age losers like ElNono and Clipper Nation acting a youngin and shit. Shit just don't fly like det, bruhs.

I vow to stimulate the game on ST -- calling things as they are for what they are. This weak ass troll game headed by loser fags like Midnight is out the fucking door.

Hail to the new king of this forum, D-fucking-12!

Sup, 21_Blessings.

D12
02-26-2013, 11:45 PM
Sup Rakaruva, you're really back for round 2 of getting shat on by the entire forum? :lol

Exhibit A of ST's downfall.

Fake ass nigga here trying stepping up to the kang with mischaracterizations and shit.

rayjayjohnson
02-26-2013, 11:46 PM
cool story, fuckhead

Clipper Nation
02-26-2013, 11:48 PM
Exhibit A of ST's downfall.

Fake ass nigga here trying stepping up to the kang with mischaracterizations and shit.

:lol Naruto

whitemamba
02-26-2013, 11:49 PM
:lol Naruto

getting old tbh.. come up with somethin new

jeebus
02-26-2013, 11:54 PM
Sup, 21_Blessings.
I think you're right. I'm terrible at guessing trolls though :/

midnightpulp
02-26-2013, 11:56 PM
:lol Naruto

Nah. It's 21_Blessings. Him making this thread on the heels of the latest 21_Dickings (who isn't me, btw) thread isn't a coincidence.

21_Dickings hits very close to home for Blessings, since it's a pitch perfect satire of his fucktarded homerism and intense homosexual attraction to Laker bigmen, prompting him to create this thread out of butthurt.

So I take it we'll see you in two weeks, Blessings? You know your troll game is all about the hit and run.

midnightpulp
02-26-2013, 11:58 PM
Nah. It's 21_Blessings. Him making this thread on the heels of the latest 21_Dickings (who isn't me, btw) thread isn't a coincidence.

21_Dickings hits very close to home for Blessings, since it's a pitch perfect satire of his fucktarded homerism and intense homosexual attraction to Laker bigmen, prompting him to create this thread out of butthurt.

So I take it we'll see you in two weeks, Blessings? You know your troll game is all about the hit and run.

:lol Already logged off after calling everyone out.

Definitely Blessings.

jeebus
02-26-2013, 11:58 PM
Whose was purplenpiss?

whitemamba
02-26-2013, 11:59 PM
u fags spend way too much time on here tbh

DUNCANownsKOBE
02-27-2013, 12:03 AM
I don't think it's 21_Blessings. He would do this under his real name because that got the most responses.

HI-FI
02-27-2013, 12:07 AM
Whose was purplenpiss?
i thought that was Extra Stout, also believed to be behind Koolaid, Homeland_Security and Sybok, who is the most underrated troll imo.

i suppose purplengold's user already got bored with that schtick.

jeebus
02-27-2013, 12:11 AM
i thought that was Extra Stout, also believed to be behind Koolaid, Homeland_Security and Sybok, who is the most underrated troll imo.

i suppose purplengold's user already got bored with that schtick.

I was thinking either ruva or kool, since it was pretty much the same schtick as their old username. Creativity issues imo

Lincoln
02-27-2013, 12:11 AM
Where the fuck is prime MD/Lincoln in your list faggot

I was a top 10 poster fuck you

midnightpulp
02-27-2013, 12:14 AM
I don't think it's 21_Blessings. He would do this under his real name because that got the most responses.

Possibly.

The reason I think it's Blessings is because he named himself "D12" (suggesting he's moving on from the Bynum love and embracing Howard) and had "back and better than ever" underneath his avatar, hinting to all of us that the old Bynum loving 21_Blessings is dead and gone and it's time for the "new and improved" D12 loving version. In addition to that, the only Laker poster to ever call me out aside from Kool and Luva was him.

Hope it's him, though. The forum ain't the same without that cocksucker :lol

Clipper Nation
02-27-2013, 12:19 AM
I just think it's funny that all the Lakertrolls are somehow emboldened now by their team being slightly fewer games under .500 now than they were a few weeks ago, tbh :lol

midnightpulp
02-27-2013, 12:23 AM
And to further thicken the plot.

Blessings's last post was on 8-11-12. He was in a Dwight Howard thread bragging about the acquisition and how great the Lakers' FO is. "D12" was created on 8-20-12.

monosylab1k
02-27-2013, 12:34 AM
I'd guess it isn't a Laker fan, probably a Spur or Mav fan if i had to guess. Probably someone i pissed off tbh since i was left off the list. I may have slipped in my troll game, but in my prime i had probably 75% of the trolls that people were calling the funniest on the NBA Forum.

HarlemHeat37
02-27-2013, 12:36 AM
Thanks for the kind words, OP..appreciate it, in all honesty..

+1 on the state of ST during the past year, a lot of mediocre posters running shitty shticks into the ground, tbh..it has improved lately though, a lot of returns(Mono, Jamstone, etc)..

KaiRMD1
02-27-2013, 12:40 AM
Man, I wish I was more active on here so I could identify which troll is which

jeebus
02-27-2013, 12:43 AM
The one time I made a troll was when godvine was in full swing and I made a Jack Hould troll based on the famous prayer request master on there. Of course, the day it got approved, godvine cancelled any and all prayers unless approved by mods. Divine intervention perhaps?

midnightpulp
02-27-2013, 12:51 AM
The one time I made a troll was when godvine was in full swing and I made a Jack Hould troll based on the famous prayer request master on there. Of course, the day it got approved, godvine cancelled any and all prayers unless approved by mods. Divine intervention perhaps?

Top tier troll :tu

midnightpulp
02-27-2013, 12:56 AM
Thanks for the kind words, OP..appreciate it, in all honesty..

+1 on the state of ST during the past year, a lot of mediocre posters running shitty shticks into the ground, tbh..it has improved lately though, a lot of returns(Mono, Jamstone, etc)..

We need prime luva back. 2009-10 version. Luva lost his way in mid '11 when he became infatuated with Koolaid_Man and started copying his shtick.

monosylab1k
02-27-2013, 12:59 AM
I know it's heresy to most, but should we Free Giuseppe?

timvp
02-27-2013, 01:05 AM
We all know this has to be asked given the overall downfall of the game here at ST. The game before consisted of Harlemfag and his Heat trolls, BUMP and all his trolls, D4MVP and his few good trolls, DOK and his few, Rogue and some of my few Laker brethren and their glorious trolls. Those mentioned come to mind, my apologies to those I missed.

Anyway the game has been noticeably weaker and without the peril due to all the dick-sucking and constant circle-jerking that goes on here. Nowadays we got middle age losers like ElNono and Clipper Nation acting a youngin and shit. Shit just don't fly like det, bruhs.

I vow to stimulate the game on ST -- calling things as they are for what they are. This weak ass troll game headed by loser fags like Midnight is out the fucking door.

Hail to the new king of this forum, D-fucking-12!

Sup Extra Stout?

jeebus
02-27-2013, 01:05 AM
I know it's heresy to most, but should we Free Giuseppe?
Banned since June of last year...might be worth a shot to grant him a limited parole of a week or so.

midnightpulp
02-27-2013, 01:11 AM
I know it's heresy to most, but should we Free Giuseppe?

Yes. Son-of-a-bitch got off easy. He got to ejaculate all over the forum while the Kobe-era Lakers were at their peak and then was banned before we could really feed him a steady diet of shit-sandwiches (moreso Spursfans, since Mavs fans had bragging rights after 4-0 and 36).

That said, his banning was justified at the time, because he got lazy with his style and too often resorted to one word responses and catchphrases, which, as we all know, he incessantly spammed. Before then, he'd always oblige with some witty remark or amusing anecdote. You'd want to troll him just too see what kind of quirky shit he'd come up with. But then he reached a point where he'd only respond with TOSB, 5>4, you're on the list, etc, and everyone quickly tired of him.

spurraider21
02-27-2013, 01:12 AM
i think Dinamita is an awesome troll

FkLA
02-27-2013, 01:22 AM
Nigga is right. This site is made up of bunch of people giving each other reach arounds and using each others dumb phrases, afraid to disagree with each other. Bunch of fags tbh.

monosylab1k
02-27-2013, 01:27 AM
Nigga is right. This site is made up of bunch of people giving each other reach arounds and using each others dumb phrases, afraid to disagree with each other. Bunch of fags tbh.

And then there's the dumbasses who say retarded shit like Diaw>Lee and the entire forum runs a train on them.

midnightpulp
02-27-2013, 01:27 AM
Nigga is right. This site is made up of bunch of people giving each other reach arounds and using each others dumb phrases, afraid to disagree with each other. Bunch of fags tbh.

That's all this site consists of. People disagreeing with each other.

Just because everyone is in agreement that your Diaw>Lee was an idiotic take, doesn't mean "we all give each other reach arounds and are afraid to disagree with each other." It just means you had a Lkrfan-esque homer take that was rightfully shit on.

FkLA
02-27-2013, 01:36 AM
Nigga please. I made a bad take, just like you made a bad take about Anthony Randolph or your sister made a bad one about Roddy B. Your take is easily overlooked but FkLA doesnt jerk noone off so my take is an ongoing joke. Yall did the same shit with luva, Kool, and Cubby...just a bunch of people circle jerking and piling on to the same group of people. Weak ass niggas that just go with the group mentality tbh.

ElNono
02-27-2013, 01:36 AM
http://i35.tinypic.com/330se1e.gif

whitemamba
02-27-2013, 01:41 AM
http://i35.tinypic.com/330se1e.gif

:lmaonever gets old

HI-FI
02-27-2013, 01:47 AM
http://i35.tinypic.com/330se1e.gif
:lol
as a hater, it's kobe's greatest moment

midnightpulp
02-27-2013, 01:48 AM
Nigga please. I made a bad take, just like you made a bad take about Anthony Randolph or your sister made a bad one about Roddy B. Your take is easily overlooked but FkLA doesnt jerk noone off so my take is an ongoing joke. Yall did the same shit with luva, Kool, and Cubby...just a bunch of people circle jerking and piling on to the same group of people. Weak ass niggas that just go with the group mentality tbh.

The take itself isn't necessarily why it's an ongoing joke. It was your incessant defense of it that had you using pretty much every argumentative fallacy in existence to try and justify it. Even your "admission" that it was a bad take wasn't really an admission since you always had to qualify it somehow: "Yeah, I made a bad take, but..."

Simply put, you got caught up in homerism and people called you on it.

FkLA
02-27-2013, 01:50 AM
That's all this site consists of. People disagreeing with each other.

Just because everyone is in agreement that your Diaw>Lee was an idiotic take, doesn't mean "we all give each other reach arounds and are afraid to disagree with each other." It just means you had a Lkrfan-esque homer take that was rightfully shit on.

More like people that engage in giving reach arounds disagreeing with those that dont tbh. Its the same people doing the 'shitting/getting shit on'. Youre telling me all shitty takes are treated the same regardless of who spits them out? :lol


The take itself isn't necessarily why it's an ongoing joke. It was your incessant defense of it that had you using pretty much every argumentative fallacy in existence to try and justify it. Even your "admission" that it was a bad take wasn't really an admission since you always had to qualify it somehow: "Yeah, I made a bad take, but..."


Simply put, you got caught up in homerism and people called you on it.

Ive never denied that it was a stupid take based on stupid assumptions. Half the people dont even know much about that argument either, they just run with itbecause theyre weak niggas.

midnightpulp
02-27-2013, 02:10 AM
More like people that engage in giving reach arounds disagreeing with those that dont tbh. Its the same people doing the 'shitting/getting shit on'. Youre telling me all shitty takes are treated the same regardless of who spits them out? :lol



Ive never denied that it was a stupid take based on stupid assumptions. Half the people dont even know much about that argument either, they just run with itbecause theyre weak niggas.


You're observation is somewhat correct. In any community, whether it be real or online, certain people will have a higher status and get away with more things than others. Just the way the world works.

The reason Mavkrew posters, who are your main focus here, don't receive as much as flak as others is because they've built a solid reputation for themselves as good posters and rarely, if ever, have leftfield opinions that are easily derided (with the exception of stretch's Roddy Beaubois take, which I haven't read, but if he overrated Beaubois like that, it's deserving of a :lol). It's not because we're all "Mavkrew suck ups." They're just good posters who don't really have too many controversial basketball opinions.

Chris Fall
02-27-2013, 02:28 AM
For nostalgia sake


Laker fags suddenly got balls cuz they won a few games
Beat a shit Mavs team, and they think they Lebron James

Chris Paul, Lob City, get rolled, it's not pretty
All pro, all league while the Lakers just all shitty

We Staples new kings, Clippers, we got it on lock yo
And Jack and Diane can only cheer for free tacos

Kobe's wife a refried bean if you know what I mean
Lose the next 5 in a row and he'll blame it on the team

Can't even rule the troll game, these purple n piss no names
Get punked on and dunked on, cuz these Laker trolls lame

You not hot like us, cruise control, you can't stop this bus
Bitch ass Lakers should just roll over, like Dr. Buss

Still out of the playoffs, not fantasy, fact!
So put up your Ls for LOSER, bitches, amnesty that!


P.S. bring back Donnie Nelson and Mark Jackson!

irishock
02-27-2013, 02:33 AM
:lmao holy shit

FkLA
02-27-2013, 02:53 AM
You're observation is somewhat correct. In any community, whether it be real or online, certain people will have a higher status and get away with more things than others. Just the way the world works.

The reason Mavkrew posters, who are your main focus here, don't receive as much as flak as others is because they've built a solid reputation for themselves as good posters and rarely, if ever, have leftfield opinions that are easily derided (with the exception of stretch's Roddy Beaubois take, which I haven't read, but if he overrated Beaubois like that, it's deserving of a :lol). It's not because we're all "Mavkrew suck ups." They're just good posters who don't really have too many controversial basketball opinions.

lol at them having good takes, niggas rarely talk bball and when they do they can be just as homerish as any other fan base tbh. Just because you happen to agree with their homerish opinions of Dirk doesnt really mean the majority of unbiased fans would. :lol at having Dirk in the Top 15 all-time.

Anyways its beyond just that, its clearly a group mentality. That nigga DMC is a good example, I remember when every single poster would talk shit to him just because everyone else did...m>s starts being cool with him, then a couple other posters, until all of ST joins in and starts being cool with the nigga. Not sure why yalls desire to fit in on a message board is so strong but the truth is thats how ST works. D12 is simply dropping truth bombs tbh.

AussieFanKurt
02-27-2013, 05:27 AM
How many trolls does everyone have?

midnightpulp
02-27-2013, 06:00 AM
lol at them having good takes, niggas rarely talk bball and when they do they can be just as homerish as any other fan base tbh. Just because you happen to agree with their homerish opinions of Dirk doesnt really mean the majority of unbiased fans would. :lol at having Dirk in the Top 15 all-time.

Anyways its beyond just that, its clearly a group mentality. That nigga DMC is a good example, I remember when every single poster would talk shit to him just because everyone else did...m>s starts being cool with him, then a couple other posters, until all of ST joins in and starts being cool with the nigga. Not sure why yalls desire to fit in on a message board is so strong but the truth is thats how ST works. D12 is simply dropping truth bombs tbh.

While I know you're not specifically referring to me (I think), I was a DMC fan from day one and never talked shit to him when he was the most hated poster on the board. I appreciated his smug trolling style and laughed at the way he pissed everyone off.

Calling Dirk top 15 or the 2nd/3rd best best PF of all time isn't really a homerish opinion, since Dirk has a very impressive resume that not many players can match. I know you believe Dirk is not worthy of top 15 all time great status because he isn't an elite defender, but neither were Barkley or Malone, two players I'm sure you have over Dirk. On the other hand, having the opinion Dirk isn't a top 15 great isn't a "hater" opinion, either, since the fact he was never an elite defender is a strong argument against him. I personally have him in the top 15, but I could see him as low as 20-25. Ultimately, neither opinion is hater or homer. Dirk at 15 or Dirk at 25 are both equally valid takes.

I do think placing Dirk out of the top 30 is getting into "hater" territory, though.

LnGrrrR
02-27-2013, 09:01 AM
Maybe I'll bring out one of my older, obvious that it's me trolls... :lmao. I'm just no good at the troll game. :cry :cry

Latarian Milton
02-27-2013, 10:05 AM
i had followed purplenpiss's posts for quite a while and still couldn't figure out whose troll he is, but one thing is certain that he's not really a black guy. he was trying to pretend like a nigga and it's easy to see the difference between his posts and the posts of trill and jermaine's, guys who're verified real niggas

monosylab1k
02-27-2013, 10:15 AM
Nigga please. I made a bad take, just like you made a bad take about Anthony Randolph or your sister made a bad one about Roddy B. Your take is easily overlooked but FkLA doesnt jerk noone off so my take is an ongoing joke. Yall did the same shit with luva, Kool, and Cubby...just a bunch of people circle jerking and piling on to the same group of people. Weak ass niggas that just go with the group mentality tbh.

I get shit on regularly for my anthony randolph take, i'm jist not stupid enough to keep defending it.

DUNCANownsKOBE
02-27-2013, 10:20 AM
The NBA forum needs more Horse tbh

jeebus
02-27-2013, 10:30 AM
^agreed
Horse, you've been summoned.

jjktkk
02-27-2013, 10:34 AM
^agreed
Horse, you've been summoned.

Have you checked the Dunkin Donuts on Airport Blvd?

Calispursfan11
02-27-2013, 10:36 AM
I need a good troll tbh

monosylab1k
02-27-2013, 10:40 AM
:cry this is just a gang mentality with Mav Krew ass kissers :cry Horse did nothing for you to make fun of him :cry

Calispursfan11
02-27-2013, 10:44 AM
i think Dinamita (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=15714) is an awesome troll

Is he yours?

LakaFan
02-27-2013, 10:50 AM
For nostalgia sake


Laker fags suddenly got balls cuz they won a few games
Beat a shit Mavs team, and they think they Lebron James

Chris Paul, Lob City, get rolled, it's not pretty
All pro, all league while the Lakers just all shitty

We Staples new kings, Clippers, we got it on lock yo
And Jack and Diane can only cheer for free tacos

Kobe's wife a refried bean if you know what I mean
Lose the next 5 in a row and he'll blame it on the team

Can't even rule the troll game, these purple n piss no names
Get punked on and dunked on, cuz these Laker trolls lame

You not hot like us, cruise control, you can't stop this bus
Bitch ass Lakers should just roll over, like Dr. Buss

Still out of the playoffs, not fantasy, fact!
So put up your Ls for LOSER, bitches, amnesty that!


P.S. bring back Donnie Nelson and Mark Jackson!

Sup ducks?

jeebus
02-27-2013, 10:58 AM
Have you checked the Dunkin Donuts on Airport Blvd?
Negative. What of it?


:cry this is just a gang mentality with Mav Krew ass kissers :cry Horse did nothing for you to make fun of him :cry
Agreed again. Horse, wash your hands/face and get in here to accept our ap:crylogy.

jjktkk
02-27-2013, 11:14 AM
Negative. What of it?


Agreed again. Horse, wash your hands/face and get in here to accept our ap:crylogy.

Thats his home away from home.

spurraider21
02-27-2013, 11:45 AM
Is he yours?

nah. i don't have enough spare time for 2 accounts tbh

Jose Canseco
02-27-2013, 11:45 AM
In my upcoming book, I reveal all of the MK members who were juicing over the years. It's more than you think.

It will make Ryan Braun look like a boyscout who was just taking extra aspirin pills.

JamStone
02-27-2013, 12:29 PM
How many trolls does everyone have?

Personally, I think I had 5 or so with varying degrees of success. I think a lot of regular posters ended up making one to a handful at some point or another. I would guess a lot were anti Laker fan trolls, especially the lakaluva ones or the copycat trolls biting off the glorious precedent of Rappin' Shaq. There was a time when there were probably dozens of "Rappin'" trolls posting.

mono had something in the range of 200 trolls. And it's quite possible that that number could be either an exaggeration or an underestimation. Could go either way. HH had a couple successful ones. And what I've gathered from the time of the "Troll Era" is that most of the rest of the notable trolls were Rogue.

monosylab1k
02-27-2013, 12:33 PM
Personally, I think I had 5 or so with varying degrees of success. I think a lot of regular posters ended up making one to a handful at some point or another. I would guess a lot were anti Laker fan trolls, especially the lakaluva ones or the copycat trolls biting off the glorious precedent of Rappin' Shaq. There was a time when there were probably dozens of "Rappin'" trolls posting.

mono had something in the range of 200 trolls. And it's quite possible that that number could be either an exaggeration or an underestimation. Could go either way. HH had a couple successful ones. And what I've gathered from the time of the "Troll Era" is that most of the rest of the notable trolls were Rogue.

Hard as it is to believe, 200 is probably a conservative estimate. Might be like 300 :lol back when troll approval was quick and easy, i'd make a troll real quick to make one funny post and then never use it again

Private_Joker
02-27-2013, 12:34 PM
Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?

jeebus
02-27-2013, 12:35 PM
Hard as it is to believe, 200 is probably a conservative estimate. Might be like 300 :lol back when troll approval was quick and easy, i'd make a troll real quick to make one funny post and then never use it again
God bless temporary email services.

Gunnery Sgt Hartman
02-27-2013, 12:38 PM
Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?

Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing! I will PT you all until you fucking die! I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk!

J.T.
02-27-2013, 12:39 PM
I'd guess it isn't a Laker fan, probably a Spur or Mav fan if i had to guess. Probably someone i pissed off tbh since i was left off the list. I may have slipped in my troll game, but in my prime i had probably 75% of the trolls that people were calling the funniest on the NBA Forum.

You were pretty good back in the day braj. Except for the whole Patriots fan thing.

JamStone
02-27-2013, 12:42 PM
I get shit on regularly for my anthony randolph take, i'm jist not stupid enough to keep defending it.

I called Tom Gugliotta a superstar and tried to defend it for the longest time. Any time I got into a real and actual basketball debate with you, you would remind me of that.

JamStone
02-27-2013, 12:44 PM
Hard as it is to believe, 200 is probably a conservative estimate. Might be like 300 :lol back when troll approval was quick and easy, i'd make a troll real quick to make one funny post and then never use it again

I think in the golden days of trolls, whenever there was a funny troll, best guess was it was either you or Rogue. Did Rogue have that many too?

The one poster I never found out about was BRHornets. Did he have trolls and if so who?

Wesley
02-27-2013, 12:51 PM
WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.

Trill Clinton
02-27-2013, 01:05 PM
i do agree with FkLA (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=17213) to a certain extent.

too many "trolls" who don't troll at all.

they just post the same way under a alias account.

most of the trolls that do "troll" suck at it.

no offense.

Norris Cole
02-27-2013, 01:27 PM
I have about 4/5 trolls but don't remember all of them, tbh.

Dignam
02-27-2013, 01:28 PM
i do agree with FkLA (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=17213) to a certain extent.

too many "trolls" who don't troll at all.

they just post the same way under a alias account.

most of the trolls that do "troll" suck at it.

no offense.

Fuck yourself you lace curtain motherfucker.

I will castrate you with a rusty chainsaw you pussy faggot.

Trill Clinton
02-27-2013, 01:32 PM
I will castrate you with a rusty chainsaw


no homo

Mao Zedong
02-27-2013, 02:15 PM
Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing! I will PT you all until you fucking die! I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk!

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/016/a/8/Hello_Loser_by_HaloKitty10461.jpg

FkLA
02-27-2013, 03:32 PM
While I know you're not specifically referring to me (I think), I was a DMC fan from day one and never talked shit to him when he was the most hated poster on the board. I appreciated his smug trolling style and laughed at the way he pissed everyone off.

Calling Dirk top 15 or the 2nd/3rd best best PF of all time isn't really a homerish opinion, since Dirk has a very impressive resume that not many players can match. I know you believe Dirk is not worthy of top 15 all time great status because he isn't an elite defender, but neither were Barkley or Malone, two players I'm sure you have over Dirk. On the other hand, having the opinion Dirk isn't a top 15 great isn't a "hater" opinion, either, since the fact he was never an elite defender is a strong argument against him. I personally have him in the top 15, but I could see him as low as 20-25. Ultimately, neither opinion is hater or homer. Dirk at 15 or Dirk at 25 are both equally valid takes.

I do think placing Dirk out of the top 30 is getting into "hater" territory, though.

Yeah, I wasnt referring to you specifically just giving a general example of how ST works tbh.

Malone was a much better defender than Dirk ever has been, and he has longevity going for him. Barkley, I dont have a problem if people put Dirk over him but he was an elite rebounder. People always bring up those two or even Bird and Magic to defend Dirks lack of D, but all of them were dominant in other ways (Bird and Magic were triple double threats). Dirk was an incredible scorer which is a big fucking deal, but thats really the only aspect of the game where he dominated. Ive always said that its actually a testament to how great his offense was that hes either just in the or borderline Top 25 (imo). Anyways, it absolutely is homerish to scoff someone for not thinking Dirk is top 15 all-time or for considering KG better...which is what basically every single mavfan did. They even went as far as to say that Im biased against white people. :lol

Phillip
02-27-2013, 03:43 PM
Yeah, I wasnt referring to you specifically just giving a general example of how ST works tbh.

Malone was a much better defender than Dirk ever has been, and he has longevity going for him. Barkley, I dont have a problem if people put Dirk over him but he was an elite rebounder. People always bring up those two or even Bird and Magic to defend Dirks lack of D, but all of them were dominant in other ways (Bird and Magic were triple double threats). Dirk was an incredible scorer which is a big fucking deal, but thats really the only aspect of the game where he dominated. Ive always said that its actually a testament to how great his offense was that hes either just in the or borderline Top 25 (imo). Anyways, it absolutely is homerish to scoff someone for not thinking Dirk is top 15 all-time or for considering KG better...which is what basically every single mavfan did. They even went as far as to say that Im biased against white people. :lol

you are from mexico

your opinion means shit on any subject outside of rice and beans, and soccer

UZER
02-27-2013, 04:27 PM
I could've sworn a ways back I saw a post that was one of luvas dumb long stupid laker takes but it was posted under Timvp. Then the post was miraculously corrected to lavu. The post was only up as Timvp for a couple of minutes.

Latarian Milton
02-27-2013, 08:16 PM
Hard as it is to believe, 200 is probably a conservative estimate. Might be like 300 :lol back when troll approval was quick and easy, i'd make a troll real quick to make one funny post and then never use it again
then crutchfan's fraud allege justified. back in the day you could create a troll account in less than a minute but now it often takes more than a year it seems before a troll account gets approved

DMC
02-27-2013, 08:30 PM
you are from mexico

your opinion means shit on any subject outside of rice and beans, and soccer

What about lawncare?

Staff Sgt. Dignam
02-27-2013, 10:12 PM
Fuck yourself you lace curtain motherfucker.

I will castrate you with a rusty chainsaw you pussy faggot.

Just because you play a tough guy doesn't mean you are one, you lace curtain Irish fucking pussy! I run rat fucks like you, okay? And I don't like 'em.

krispinwah
02-27-2013, 10:14 PM
http://i.imgur.com/LPB2b.png

Fpoonsie
02-27-2013, 10:57 PM
That godvine thread was gold. Though, after creating "thispraygo," I couldn't actually think of a somewhat clever request to match.

Terry Schiavo
02-28-2013, 12:03 AM
We all know this has to be asked given the overall downfall of the game here at ST. The game before consisted of Harlemfag and his Heat trolls, BUMP and all his trolls, D4MVP and his few good trolls, DOK and his few, Rogue and some of my few Laker brethren and their glorious trolls. Those mentioned come to mind, my apologies to those I missed.

Anyway the game has been noticeably weaker and without the peril due to all the dick-sucking and constant circle-jerking that goes on here. Nowadays we got middle age losers like ElNono and Clipper Nation acting a youngin and shit. Shit just don't fly like det, bruhs.

I vow to stimulate the game on ST -- calling things as they are for what they are. This weak ass troll game headed by loser fags like Midnight is out the fucking door.

Hail to the new king of this forum, D-fucking-12!

mnmmmmmeghmmmmgggg

whitemamba
02-28-2013, 12:04 AM
if im getting called out , this shit must be bad

TheLakaluvaLibrary
02-28-2013, 07:07 AM
The ST troll era is sadly no more. Because of that, The Lakaluva Library has experienced a severe drop off in new content acquisition. As a result, our patronage is at its all-time lowest and our funding has all but dried up. For the past 6 months we've relied on selling the organs of our thousands of Pakistani volunteers on the black market to keep our doors open. Unfortunately, the current FBI investigation we're facing has all but killed that revenue stream. I give us another month until we will, regretfully, have to shut down.

Thank you, Spurstalk posters for all your support. It's been a great 3 years.

Make sure to come and see us one last time. All visitors will receive a complimentary copy of "Lakaluva's Guide To Getting Fat Chicks."

Regards,

The Lakaluva Library

LnGrrrR
02-28-2013, 09:04 AM
^ I miss this troll.

DUNCANownsKOBE
02-28-2013, 11:45 AM
What about lawncare?

:lmao beat me to it

Gordon Hayward
02-28-2013, 11:52 AM
I don't care what anyone says... To me, Dwight Howard will always be the white Kevin Love.

Dignam
02-28-2013, 12:43 PM
Just because you play a tough guy doesn't mean you are one, you lace curtain Irish fucking pussy! I run rat fucks like you, okay? And I don't like 'em.

Who the fuck are you? I'll tell you who I am. I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy, you fuck.

DMC
02-28-2013, 06:18 PM
mnmmmmmeghmmmmgggg

One of the most fucked up trolls but always makes me lol