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21_Dickings
03-02-2013, 01:35 AM
Now that we're virtually healthy (Gasol don't fit on the Lakers and is a massive pussy, so I don't give a shit about his absence), it's quite clear we're the best in the motherfucking West. I have to admit that I somewhat feared the Thunder, but not any longer. They're a spineless team who's completely reliant on the refs (unlike my Lakers) and can't close games unless they're up by double-digits. Lord Kobe will cut them motherfuckers up in a close game like a Spartan marauding his way through hundreds of attacking Persians. Contenders don't lose close games to the Thuggets (yeah, I know we lost, but we were on a back-to-back, and Kobe's elbow tendinitis was flaring up in that game).

And, Spurmfan, I know that jugular vein in your fat necks is throbbing like Peter North's engorged cock right now at the fact I had the audacity not to mention your beloved Silver 'n Shit heroes. Spurs ain't even on my radar. Especially now they lost Parker. If you have the misfortune of seeing us in the 1st round, we tapping that ass in 5.

Real talk, people, the Lakers are an incredible 12-4 in their last 16, while playing an absolutely brutal schedule. Dwight's healing up. Clark is emerging as the best young talent in the league. And Kobe Bryant is doing his Greatest of All Time thang.

I just don't see who can stop us.

J.H.U.T.T.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/66/JabbatheHuttROTJ.jpg

irishock
03-02-2013, 01:40 AM
:lmao Peter North

HI-FI
03-02-2013, 01:56 AM
:lol good stuff per par. though if not midnightpulp, the guessing games continues...

#41 Shoot Em Up
03-02-2013, 02:04 AM
Mah nigga bringing dem goods.

Brunodf
03-02-2013, 03:52 AM
:toast6/10

mystargtr34
03-02-2013, 04:02 AM
What is JHUTT tbh?

Juggity
03-02-2013, 04:04 AM
J hutt should just go on permanent display at the top of dickings's sig.

He should never make a post that lacks a J Hutt.

mystargtr34
03-02-2013, 04:04 AM
:lol at Dickings avatar

Juggity
03-02-2013, 04:04 AM
What is JHUTT tbh?

Just Hand Us The Title

racm
03-02-2013, 04:08 AM
masterful goods as usual

mystargtr34
03-02-2013, 04:09 AM
Just Hand Us The Title

:lol

whitemamba
03-02-2013, 06:34 AM
7/10