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cantthinkofanything
03-04-2013, 03:15 PM
Specifically, "Whore #2", in 1977's The World's Greatest Lover. In fact, she might be remembered as the best whore as Whores #1 and #3 (Rita Conde and Teda Bracci respectively) finished their careers in relative obscurity.

After playing Whore #2, Lupe stretched her acting wings and defied the Latin actress stereotype, playing "Maid" in 1978's The Big Fix. This allowed her to develop her acting chops and lay the groundwork for her next role, "Maid", in California Suite (also in 1978). After a brief departure taking on the role of "Dolores" in Zoot Suit, Lupe returned to her sex for money roots, this time with a promotion to "Madam in Whorehouse" in 1982's The Border.

Sadly enough, due to her increased age and faltering looks, Lupe was never able to recapture her glory days and was passed over the rest of her career, never getting to play a whore or maid again. In 2013, she took on her final role, "Obscure Mexican Actress Corpse" which promises to be her most believable work yet.

spurs_fan_in_exile
03-04-2013, 03:26 PM
Better that than being remembered for the stupidity going on in the original thread about her.

DUNCANownsKOBE
03-04-2013, 04:33 PM
lol Lupe Chalupa

Clipper Nation
03-04-2013, 05:43 PM
lol Lupe Chalupa
ChaLupe Supreme :lol

cantthinkofanything
03-04-2013, 05:53 PM
hey fuckers...pay some respect...what's your favorite Lupe role?

Perhaps you favor her work on the television?

Is it "Bingo Lady" from that special episode of Dave's World? Mrs. Gomez from Party Down?

oh snap...I fucked up...she was cast as "Gregor's Maid" in Universal Soldier in 1992.

DMC
03-04-2013, 06:23 PM
My favorite Lupe role is the one where she's planking. Wait... nm

DUNCANownsKOBE
03-04-2013, 07:11 PM
hey fuckers...pay some respect...what's your favorite Lupe role?
.

The one where she plays an illegal alien who cleans people's houses (and no, don't confuse that with the role of her being a legal alien who cleans peoples houses).

benefactor
03-04-2013, 07:39 PM
Nothing wrong with being remembered as a whore. Everyone has their niche.

cantthinkofanything
03-04-2013, 11:49 PM
She was Goonies.

Respek

your mom's vag is goonies

Latarian Milton
03-05-2013, 02:28 AM
most female celebrities are glorified prostitutes in the real life and they're all gonna be remembered as whores tbh

mrsmaalox
03-05-2013, 12:52 PM
Well hopefully she was a better whore than maid, cuz as a maid she sucked. The best maid was that one in that Chevy Chase-Goldie Hawn movie who was supposed to make chicken pepperoni for the governor but had to leave to get her "foots screpped".

xXx
03-05-2013, 01:40 PM
Seems like old times...a classic.

mouse
03-05-2013, 04:55 PM
lol Lupe Chalupa


speaking of anyone seen joe chalupa?

cantthinkofanything
03-05-2013, 04:59 PM
speaking of anyone seen joe chalupa?

have you checked your mom's vag?

Spur|n|Austin
03-05-2013, 05:06 PM
She was Goonies.

Respek

They never would have found the treasure had Lupe not done a spic span job of cleaning..

mouse
03-05-2013, 05:57 PM
have you checked your mom's vag?


I still can't see her vag with the back of your dad's head in the way. let him finish his dinner and I will.

Woo Bum-kon
03-05-2013, 06:16 PM
I still can't see her vag with the back of your dad's head in the way. let him finish his dinner and I will.

So, cantthinkofanything's dad fucked your mom?

mouse
03-05-2013, 06:30 PM
So, cantthinkofanything's dad fucked your mom?

How else would you explain your existence?

Woo Bum-kon
03-05-2013, 06:38 PM
Wow, your smack talk is retarded.

mouse
03-05-2013, 09:06 PM
Wow, your smack talk is retarded.

It comes with incest, now say hi to your cousin.