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King Emmanuel
03-04-2013, 07:10 PM
?

EmoKobe
03-04-2013, 07:25 PM
dicky I hear

jeebus
03-04-2013, 07:29 PM
Rajon Rondo

Mao Zedong
03-04-2013, 07:31 PM
Kobe Bryant.

I have a feeling he will come out once he retires.

EmoKobe
03-04-2013, 07:34 PM
Serge Abaka, he likes ball sacks and has a fetish of hitting them

baseline bum
03-04-2013, 07:37 PM
The one with HIV?

#41 Shoot Em Up
03-04-2013, 07:43 PM
Matt Bonner and Tito Splitter

spurraider21
03-04-2013, 07:48 PM
Kobe and Westbrook come to mind

Reck
03-04-2013, 08:00 PM
Bosh,Jefferson,Walton,Blake,Charmer, P.Gasol

EmoKobe
03-04-2013, 08:07 PM
Chimpbrook for sure.. that fashion and that anger when he doesn't get his fill

DMC
03-04-2013, 08:07 PM
Wondering about Kris Humphries. Big as he is and it took Kanye to knock that bitch up?

EmoKobe
03-04-2013, 08:12 PM
Wondering about Kris Humphries. Big as he is and it took Kanye to knock that bitch up?

maybe he didn't want to knock up that oxygen thief

Chris
03-04-2013, 08:16 PM
http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/5189/andrewbynumhairsixers.jpg

PingPong
03-04-2013, 08:29 PM
So what the experts (the gay writer itself)think about it? Gaydar thoughts:
http://www.outsports.com/ballin/022601.htm


Ten Most Likely Gay Ballers in the NBA
By Randy Boyd (http://www.westbeachbooks.com/)

One in Ten. Most of us have heard of this stat when it comes to estimating the number of gay men lurking about the population. But did you know that the figure is based on a survey done way back in 1938 AD?

That’s right. One in 10 is BT (before television), BWWII, B60’s, BMTV.

In short, 1 in 10 is BS. (for the children in the audience: that means Before ``SportsCenter'').

So, at the very least, assuming no higher ratio of closet cases have come out since the invention of the Internet—and we all know that hasn’t happened, right?—we’re 1 in 10 strong. At the very least.

Which means that each and every NBA team (basketball segue) has at least one man on their roster who’s either 1) been in an AOL m4m chat room, 2) seen an episode or three of ``Will and Grace,'' or 3) cringed for personal reasons upon hearing Allen Iverson call the world “faggot.”

Question is: who are these men? They might be married. They might be known as lady killers. They might be as uptight as Karl Malone. But, like the spirits in ``Poltergeist,'' they’re here.

Meet the Ballin’ 10 most likely to fit the bill, (in no particular order).

Legal Stuff: Ballin’ has no idea who’s gay and not gay in the NBA. This is pure speculation. Just for fun. Wishful thinking. You buying? OK, let’s go:

1. Iverson himself. This one’s easy. The man has faggots on his mind too much. Could it be the 160-pound mama’s boy is just a little too sensitive about things?

2. Dale Davis, Portland. Too tough to be real. Gotta be an act. Nobody puts on that much thug drag unless they’re auditioning for the TV show ``Oz'' or a real life Oz.

3. Magic Johnson, ex-Laker. Do you really believe he’s the most unlucky straight ho’ that ever walked the planet? Pul-lease. Cue the Thompson Twins …. lies, lies, lies.

4. Isiah Thomas, ex-Piston, current coach, Indiana. When’s the last time you saw two straight American guys kiss like Isiah and Magic kept doing during their NBA finals match-ups? The guy reeks “little bottom boy.”

5. Mark Aquirre, ex-Maverick. Eighties star who never reached ultimate potential and slipped away quietly. The third part of the Magic, Isiah triumvirate. Led the three in hugs, kisses, and slaps on the ass.

6. Vince Carter, Toronto. Take off the blinders that say “superstars can't be gay” for a second. Watch the dude talk. Then sing Madonna’s “my baby’s got a secret.”

7. Tim Hardaway, Miami. Not too different from the bruthas one might run into at any black gay club on a Saturday night. Opposite of Dale Davis. Not really trying to be tough. Just himself.

8. Penny Hardaway, Phoenix. Something in the Hardaway water? On a recent MTV ''Cribs'' episode, he gave a tour of his mansion in Arizona. Not a woman’s touch in site. You keep getting the feeling something was missing. Similar to the feeling one got watching the ``Ellen'' series before she came out.

9. Glenn Robinson, Milwaukee. It’s possible that Ballin’ has some actual evidence on the former Mr. Indiana basketball, but this is a light-hearted, fun, wishful-thinking column, right? We don’t really mean any of this; it’s all in fun, counselor Cochran.

10. Vin Baker, Seattle. His middle name is Lamont. Enjoys singing in his father's church choir. Not that we’re stereotyping or anything.

monosylab1k
03-04-2013, 08:29 PM
Thunder is the gayest team by far. Westbrook's fashion sense and Ibaka's love for touching dick.

mabrignani
03-04-2013, 09:08 PM
Diaw looks like a french faggot IMO

Koolaid_Man
03-04-2013, 09:30 PM
How bout the guy who actually has a tongue ring and tramp stamp....let's not overlook the obvious fellas

Koolaid_Man
03-04-2013, 09:33 PM
that tramp stamp is like a flashing red light over his asshole

Koolaid_Man
03-04-2013, 09:34 PM
the tongue ring signifies a smoking blow job....it also counts as a championship ring in my book

td4mvp2k
03-04-2013, 10:33 PM
Chimpbrook for sure.. that fashion and that anger when he doesn't get his fill

http://jocksandstilettojill.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Russell-Westbrook1.jpeghttp://sandrarose.com/images15/Rusell-Westbrook-style.jpg?42e305

Thebesteva
03-04-2013, 11:19 PM
2:17 will answer this question once and for all


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hKxHfUGI04

midnightpulp
03-04-2013, 11:57 PM
Money's on Kobe. That whole rape situation was him trying to prove to himself he isn't gay. I think Kobe was still unsure about his sexuality at that time, and because of the shame he felt at his ever growing homosexual impulses, he felt he had to undertake a supreme masculine action that he hoped would suppress or eliminate his homosexual desires.

Also remember that Kobe failed to ejaculate and had to masturbate after Faber left. And ain't no black man alive would fail to bust a nut while fuckin' a white woman, no matter how ugly or repulsive. Black men get orgasms just thinking about white women, so the fact Kobe couldn't nut sends up a huge rainbow colored flag.

So yeah, Kobe's the second faggot to win 5 rings with the Lakers.

racm
03-05-2013, 12:02 AM
Money's on Kobe. That whole rape situation was him trying to prove to himself he isn't gay. I think Kobe was still unsure about his sexuality at that time, and because of the shame he felt at his ever growing homosexual impulses, he felt he had to undertake a supreme masculine action that he hoped would suppress or eliminate his homosexual desires.

Also remember that Kobe failed to ejaculate and had to masturbate after Faber left. And ain't no black man alive would fail to bust a nut while fuckin' a white woman, no matter how ugly or repulsive. Black men get orgasms just thinking about white women, so the fact Kobe couldn't nut sends up a huge rainbow colored flag.

So yeah, Kobe's the second faggot to win 5 rings with the Lakers.

Didn't know Vanessa was the biggest beard in Laker history.

wtgspurs
03-05-2013, 12:03 AM
Bisexual: Matt Bonner, Russel Westbrook, Andrew Bynum
Gay: Chris Bosh, Richard Jefferson, Pau Gasol, Josh Selby
Watch List: Roy Hibbert, Matt Barnes Jarret Jack, Rajon Rondo, Ibaka,, Deron Williams, Kris Humphries, Ricky Rubio
Niggaz who aint get no pussy yet: Kawhi Leonard, Klay Thompson, Kevin Durant, Kenneth Faried, Anthony Davis, Javale McGee, Jeremy Lin ............Maybe i miss a few but those are the ones

SanAntonioSpurs23
03-05-2013, 12:07 AM
Kirby

2pac > Kobe
03-05-2013, 12:25 AM
Gotta agree wit my man kool on this one, proof is in the pudding imo, chris bosh is a known faggot as well makes me wonder about bron and wow tbh

td4mvp2k
03-05-2013, 02:10 AM
Serge Abaka, he likes ball sacks and has a fetish of hitting them

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/29396760.jpg

hater
03-05-2013, 03:28 AM
It took 26 posts to say chris bosh

What a failure of a thread

Thebesteva
03-05-2013, 03:57 AM
Money's on Kobe. That whole rape situation was him trying to prove to himself he isn't gay. I think Kobe was still unsure about his sexuality at that time, and because of the shame he felt at his ever growing homosexual impulses, he felt he had to undertake a supreme masculine action that he hoped would suppress or eliminate his homosexual desires.

Also remember that Kobe failed to ejaculate and had to masturbate after Faber left. And ain't no black man alive would fail to bust a nut while fuckin' a white woman, no matter how ugly or repulsive. Black men get orgasms just thinking about white women, so the fact Kobe couldn't nut sends up a huge rainbow colored flag.

So yeah, Kobe's the second faggot to win 5 rings with the Lakers.

How crushed would you be if you found out Magic Johnson went in raw on Timmy and Tony?

Reck
03-05-2013, 04:48 AM
It took 26 posts to say chris bosh

What a failure of a thread

9 to be honest.

Cant believe we forgot Glen Davis. By far the easiest to spot. :lol

DMC
03-05-2013, 06:15 AM
How crushed would you be if you found out Magic Johnson went in raw on Timmy and Tony?

pssst.... kinderforum is LG.

Koolaid_Man
03-05-2013, 07:35 AM
Bron says he likes roasted whole turkey's....just saying...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yATjJEU5Dus

jag
03-05-2013, 08:54 AM
Baron Davis

Richard Jefferson

Chris Paul has done butt stuff. But he likes women too

PingPong
03-05-2013, 10:30 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfEWJhFtopI

Reck
03-05-2013, 06:42 PM
^ the fuq was that?

William's expression says it all. Gays confirmed. :lmao

td4mvp2k
03-05-2013, 06:48 PM
^ the fuq was that?

William's expression says it all. Gays confirmed. :lmao

:lol

Captivus
03-05-2013, 06:59 PM
That's gay and nasty!
Wait till we to the showers Baron!!

007nites
03-06-2013, 06:12 AM
http://nimg.sulekha.com/sports/original700/tim-duncan-kawhi-leonard-boris-diaw-blake-griffin-2012-5-19-18-40-23.jpg

jokes

Ashy Larry
03-06-2013, 03:21 PM
usually the tramp stamp and the tung ring presents the obvious ..... Tim's balloon knot is probably inside out by now .......

dbestpro
03-06-2013, 05:43 PM
Luke Walton and RJ. That is all you need to say.

Calispursfan11
03-06-2013, 11:59 PM
Rodman was questionable tbh...

Arnold Toht
08-19-2013, 06:45 PM
How crushed would you be if you found out Magic Johnson went in raw on Timmy and Tony?

this nigga :lol