Lakers @ Pelicans - Presented by ElNono's +.500 thread is post of the decade

[kobedwight2412]

I really dont know why the fuck they would tank when having a 25+ lead. You guys are stupid tbh

[Koolaid_Man]

The league has been trying to get James and Bryant in a head to head for years. It took moving James to a stacked system and stacking the Lakers to almost get the planets to align. They couldn't control just how shitty the best center in the league, aka DPOY aka Bible Kemp would play for most of the season.

If the Lakers do squeak by and get that 8th or even 7th seed, look for some crazy shit to happen for them to get to the Finals. Stern is on his way out in a year or so, he wants a big fat paycheck to go.

I've never been much for the conspiracy thing, but this is a product like the WWE and it's handled in a similar fashion, only the players aren't actors (most aren't).

stop hatin because no one gives 2 fucks about Duncan...

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[DeadlyDynasty]

Ok - I'll stop. I do think LA makes the playoffs and I don't want the Spurs to play them round one, but I don't think they are amazing (they could be though). I bet $500 against them with DD so I don't see how people forget that :lol

What bet?

[DPG21920]

Angelina lolie

[Clipper Nation]

I really dont know why the fuck they would tank when having a 25+ lead. You guys are stupid tbh

Two possible reasons:

1. Three quarters of competitive basketball to entertain the crowd, followed by one quarter of tanking

2. The Pelicans' front office realizing that a win would hurt their draft position and putting in the orders late

[ElNono]

use your thumbs Elhomo

31-31 :lmao

[midnightpulp]

I really dont know why the fuck they would tank when having a 25+ lead. You guys are stupid tbh

They did the same shit against Orlando, you bean3r fuck.

[kobedwight2412]

Two possible reasons:

1. Three quarters of competitive basketball to entertain the crowd, followed by one quarter of tanking

2. The Pelicans' front office realizing that a win would hurt their draft position and putting in the orders late
Troll more plz

[kobedwight2412]

They did the same shit against Orlando, you bean3r fuck.


You're a fucken moron. Please explain to me why they didn't tank against the Clipps wait NVM you'll just come up with more bullshit.

[Killakobe81]

LOL at the premature and post ejaculation in this thread ...even if a playoff ru ends in round one vs Spurs I hope we make u whiny bitches in here sweat and soften that puss for OKC ...uhating gags deserve another backdoor ass whupping

[midnightpulp]

LOL at the premature and post ejaculation in this thread ...even if a playoff run ends in round one vs Spurs I hope we make u whiny bitched in here work and soften that puss for OKC ...u hating gags deserve another backdoor ass whupping

:lol From predictions of 73 wins and winning number 12 to "hoping" you make the Spurs work in the first round.

That's about as pathetic as celebrating division championships, something I thought Lakers fans, who are supposed to have impossibly high standards, never do.

[Latarian Milton]

a win is a win and the lakers will take this but their fans are deluding themselves if they think their team will have any chance to upset the spurs or whoever else in the first round tbh. they're playing in great form lately and im more than convinced that they'll put up a good fight whether against spurs or OKC but i just don't see them beating any of the two teams tbh. the league already did what's beyond normal to ensure a playoff berth for the lakers and you can't expect them to do much more to push you through the 1st round, even if you're the lakers.

[Mal]

Plain stupid Pelicans. Seriously WTF ? 7 minutes without point ? 0-20 to close the game ? Lakers still sucks, but they are one win closer to Utah and Rox

[Latarian Milton]

pelicans just blew the game away on purpose which was quite obvious. stern just wanna ensure the lakers will make the playoffs and the pelicans just handed lakers the win as their boss (stern) told them to imho

[whitemamba]

LOL at the premature and post ejaculation in this thread ...even if a playoff ru ends in round one vs Spurs I hope we make u whiny bitches in here sweat and soften that puss for OKC ...uhating gags deserve another backdoor ass whupping

:lol

[Banzai]

Fuck this shit

[Killakobe81]

:lol From predictions of 73 wins and winning number 12 to "hoping" you make the Spurs work in the first round.

That's about as pathetic as celebrating division championships, something I thought Lakers fans, who are supposed to have impossibly high standards, never do.

Never even predicted a Finals run, brah. YOu must have me confused with someone else. I Said this team would lose to OKC in the WCF ... well now they may lose to OKC (or SPURS) in the first round. And No I dont celebrate division titles ... Sure, a Cnference Finals appearance is an accomplishment for most franchises but we dont even put banners up for those even if we win in it ... unlike some shitty franchises that should know better by now ... they kinda like some HS team putting up division or conference titles. Once you win city or state who cares about conference titles?!

I am also not convinced Lakers could beat any of the top 3 or 4 teams because they have struggled against them. But some of those games have been on back to back and they wont face that in May. Pau coming back would add depth. Regardless I just think right now we are just a potential tough out ...And though that is disappointing I never saw this team as a legit title contender even before the drama and the injuries. Some of you haters may enjoy our struggles but nothing about this season is much of a surprise. Heat looke better than last year. Lebron is the best player in the game. Kobe still the best SG and a top 3-5 player, Mike D is not a great coach, neither is Mike Brown. Pop is a great coach. Spurs are the best regular season team in recent memory and none of that will matter in June if the King is healthy.

[Killakobe81]

My team losing is expected ... now your team's end Mid, will hurt more .... because they setting you up for the fall. Unlike you turds (hateing the Lakers) I dont hate the Spurs team, especially since Bowen left they dont bring out much reaction in me EXCEPT for an appreciation for the great play of Tim, Manu and the brillance of Pop. It's your penis envy fan-base ... that I cant stand. And I have no problems wishing misery for the fans that cant show respect and spew nonsensical hate on Lakers fans or Kobe just because we have kicked your ass all these years. Not talking about the real cool ( a few) ones here (you know who you are) but damn right I will enjoy the end of another fool's gold season in SA ...

AnD I cant wait to read those whiny well at least we didnt lose in the first round defenses ... of this Spurs team. Because as much as folks upstairs try and tell themselves that "im just gonna enjoy the ride" ...losing as an 8th seed doesnt hurt. Losing with HCA or a legit shot (Well outside of teh Heat shot) at a title hurts way more. I remember losing in 1984, 1989, 1986 and 2003-2004 as far more crushing than losing in 2008 or 2011 or 2012 ...

And if OKC is the one doing the pushing it will be that much sweeter since yall are starting to hate them as much as the LAkers lately ...

[D-Wade]

Did this seriously happen????


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=H8gdrILm47o#!

[TheMACHINE]

LoL... first 5 pages of this thread are classic

[fevertrees]

Did this seriously happen????


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=H8gdrILm47o#!


:lol:

[Killakobe81]

LoL... first 5 pages of this thread are classic

Yep shit was hilarious

[ElNono]

LoL... first 5 pages of this thread are classic

This Lakers' team is comedy gold, tbh