Onion game

[Bill_Brasky]

So I was reading this article today and it was so retarded and ridiculous I thought I'd been tricked into reading something on The Onion and taking it seriously. Turns out it wasn't.

Got me thinking, I wonder who can post the most crazy, yet true news story? We'll call it The Onion game.

Here's the article in question:
http://bostonherald.com/news_opinion/local_coverage/2013/03/cops_firing_for_drugs_reversed

[z0sa]

Bridgeman, meanwhile, told commissioners he believed his positive test was because he had a “habit of putting drugs ... from suspects in his pocket where he also kept cookies to eat.”

[Bill_Brasky]

Bridgeman, meanwhile, told commissioners he believed his positive test was because he had a “habit of putting drugs ... from suspects in his pocket where he also kept cookies to eat.”

:lmao yup, that was actually determined to be a legit excuse. I'd love to see Jamal try that one.