The over .500 club membership game Lakers V Raptors

[HarlemHeat37]

Ugh, why would you not run the clock there and go for the 3, tbh?..

[Killakobe81]

Why reach Dwight? Why?!

[midnightpulp]

Rudy Gay, please end your worthless life after this game concludes. Thank you.

Alan Anderson. You can end yours, as well.

[LkrFan]

GG Raps. Back to < .500 for them Lakers.
:rollin

[CitizenDwayne]

:lol

[Mayhem321]

And that's why memphis traded Rudy Gay. :lol at people thinking they would miss him

[hater]

Kobe is a pimp. Took a shit on almost everyone on this thread

[thunderup]

:lol choke by the Raptors ends up in a Lakers win

[Killakobe81]

Dumb ass refs or dantoni?

[Killakobe81]

Nash needs the ball

[SanDiegoSpursFan]

Who had the bright idea of sending the slowest guy on the court, from the fucking baseline, to go double a guy at half-court, who is being played off of by 5 feet?

[CitizenDwayne]

Wait, what is happening here? That wasn't a foul?

[DMC]

:wakeup huge shocker

[Nathan89]

Does anyone else feel like that club is getting a little watered down

[noob cake]

Wait, what is happening here? That wasn't a foul?

Antoni called a timeout

[Trainwreck2100]

why the fuck is howard in the game

[SanDiegoSpursFan]

Also Rudy Gay is retarded, he calls off a play that worked 3 times in a row to take a contested jumper when he is shooting 30%.

[ElNono]

dumb Dantoni... those were Kobe freebies :lol

[HarlemHeat37]

I don't give a fuck who takes the shot, but the Raptors better run the clock down and shoot a 3..you have absolutely nothing to lose..

[Killakobe81]

2nd game Nash has choked clinching fts

[ElNono]

I don't give a fuck who takes the shot, but the Raptors better run the clock down and shoot a 3..you have absolutely nothing to lose..

this... Lowry for the win, IMO

[thunderup]

:lmao watch the craptors hit a game winning three. That'd be magnificent.

[racm]

Alan Anderson. You can end yours, as well.

And I thought Jennings and Ellis had no conscience.

[HarlemHeat37]

Kyle Lowry needs to shoot here, tbh..

[Clipper Nation]

If the Raptors don't hit a dagger three here, just contract that franchise...

[ElNono]

Rudy fucking Gay sons

[LkrFan]

Entertaining game. It's adorable that all of them Laker hater hating farmers stayed up past midnight hoping for a Laker loss. Knowing damn well they have to get up and milk Elsie the cow at 4:00am somewhere in Bexar county. :lol

[midnightpulp]

No one, expect the Spurs (Danny Green, Dice tip in, Roger Mason Jr.), ever hits game winners against the Lakers. I can't remember the last time they've been beaten at the buzzer.

[thunderup]

Rudy Gay, fuck you

[CitizenDwayne]

Congrats on an amazing scoring performance, Kobe.

Rudy Gay, you are godawful.

[racm]

Congrats on finally passing .500, Lakers :toast

[resistanze]

I hope Gay dies. I'm serious.

[ElNono]

Entertaining game. It's adorable that all of them Laker hater hating farmers stayed up past midnight hoping for a Laker loss. Knowing damn well they have to get up and milk Elsie the cow at 4:00am somewhere in Bexar county. :lol


GG Raps. Back to < .500 for them Lakers.

:lol

[timtonymanu]

Welcome to the > .500 club Lakers. It only took so long.

[DMC]

Also Rudy Gay is retarded, he calls off a play that worked 3 times in a row to take a contested jumper when he is shooting 30%.


Raptors huddle: "Rudy, take more shots... Foul Kobe more... Make long full court passes for no reason..."

[Killakobe81]

Kobe doing his thang ...2nd oldest player with 40 pts 10 assists what a fucken boss.

[sook]

Rudy gay should watch out in the showers, the way he was chucking in the 4th and OT pretty much cost them the game. Maybe Kobe slid him some cash?

[midnightpulp]

Entertaining game. It's adorable that all of them Laker hater hating farmers stayed up past midnight hoping for a Laker loss. Knowing damn well they have to get up and milk Elsie the cow at 4:00am somewhere in Bexar county. :lol

You guys fuckin' suck.

Straight up. The Lakers are a terrible team.

[midnightpulp]

Kobe doing his thang ...2nd oldest player with 40 pts 10 assists what a fucken boss.

Lakers suck.

[DMC]

lol@ anyone thinking the outcome would be otherwise

Lakers better hope they get better than this if they don't want to embarrass a dead guy.

[sook]

I hope Gay dies. I'm serious.

I'm not surprised you feel that way. That was one of the most pathetic individual performances of the season. Just letting someone else shoot a couple of those times would have equaled a basket...or even drive to the basket?

[LkrFan]

Nice game by Howard:

24 pts
13 rebs
5 blocks
3 stls

0.5 games behind Utah. Lakers over 0.500 sons. :toast

[racm]

Needing OT to beat the Raptors, tbh

then again I can't talk considering we got blazed by Portland at home. :lol

[Killakobe81]

Rox loss would of made it perfect need to play better to beat Bulls Sunday

[CitizenDwayne]

I'll deviate from the mainstream opinion here and say the Lakers find themselves in another shootout. I see the Raps heading into the 4th with a slight lead. Lakers and Raps exchange buckets for the next 8 minutes. Lakers pull away in the last 2 minutes, and we get the usual semen storm from dipshit Lakerfans.

This is becoming a recurring theme here...

[DMC]

Nice game by Howard:

24 pts
13 rebs
5 blocks
3 stls

0.5 games behind Utah. Lakers over 0.500 sons. :toast
The same Howard that Laker fans threw under the Buss over and over?

[Bynumite]

You guys fuckin' suck.

Straight up. The Lakers are a terrible team.

So butthurt :lmao

[midnightpulp]

This is becoming a recurring theme here...

Mediocre teams often find themselves in shoot outs with bottom feeders.

It really amazes me how Lakers fans can be happy with this team's performance. The Lakers are needing miracles lately to escape the likes of the Hornets and Raptors (at home).

[DMC]

Rox loss would of made it perfect need to play better to beat Bulls Sunday

You guys needing OTs to beat scrub teams at home with high end games from a known chucker isn't a phoenix rising from the ashes. It's more like a maggot fly rising from a steamy pile of shit.

[midnightpulp]

So butthurt :lmao

Let's do this the old fashion way.

500 straight up the Lakers don't reach the WCF.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

[D12]

So butthurt :lmao

It's a bad night for that faggot.

Spurs lose and get blown out at home.

We win and Kobe goes into God mode.

Kill yourself, mid.

[CitizenDwayne]

Expecting this one to go down to the wire...

as that's what typically happens between teams of a similar caliber.

Yup.

[InRareForm]

2 miracle wins against crappy teams and people are saying the Lakers are back. lol comedy

[DMC]

Mediocre teams often find themselves in shoot outs with bottom feeders.

It really amazes me how Lakers fans can be happy with this team's performance. The Lakers are needing miracles lately to escape the likes of the Hornets and Raptors (at home).

They get the "we are destined" feeling just like Spurfan had last year with the 20 win streak and the two series sweeps. That wakeup call is oh so rude when it's served up as a Pringles can sized meat joust to the puckered starfish by a chain smoker named Delroy.

[D12]

Nice game by Howard:

24 pts
13 rebs
5 blocks
3 stls

0.5 games behind Utah. Lakers over 0.500 sons. :toast
I've been predicting all year that we are due for a big run. We're in that run as we speak.

Nostradomus, bitches.

[racm]

Mediocre teams often find themselves in shoot outs with bottom feeders.

It really amazes me how Lakers fans can be happy with this team's performance. The Lakers are needing miracles lately to escape the likes of the Hornets and Raptors (at home).


You guys needing OTs to beat scrub teams at home with high end games from a known chucker isn't a phoenix rising from the ashes. It's more like a maggot fly rising from a steamy pile of shit.

:lmao

[Killakobe81]

Kobe doing his thang ...2nd oldest player with 40 pts 10 assists what a fucken boss.

[Bynumite]

Let's do this the old fashion way.

500 straight up the Lakers don't reach the WCF.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Your anti-Lakers butthurtness is just so pure and genuine, there's some things money can't buy :lmao

[midnightpulp]

It's a bad night for that faggot.

Spurs lose and get blown out at home.

We win and Kobe goes into God mode.

Kill yourself, mid.

Why would I commit suicide and deny myself the pleasure of seeing your 9 figure embarrassment of team get destroyed in the 1st round?

Which will no doubt send you into another long exile, Blessings.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Rudy Gay = 7-26 from the field, 17 points and 6 turnovers.

Just another day at the office.

[midnightpulp]

Your anti-Lakers butthurtness is just so pure and genuine, there's some things money can't buy :lmao

That's what I thought.

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao Spurfans are so asshurt with everything that the Lakers do

Chill, chili breaths. The Lakers just won one game. We fans just do the same thing that you do when Tony Parker scores 30 over a no-namer point guard :lol :lol :lol

[DMC]

I've been predicting all year that we are due for a big run. We're in that run as we speak.

Nostradomus, bitches.


lol big run? 2 in a row?

[LkrFan]

:lol
Had to anti-jinx it son. I got my lucky rabbit's foot too. :lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

The big 3 all played well tonight...Utah is a trainwreck so they're virtually out of the picture. If we can get Gasol back w/ a few games before the playoffs this team will be a hellish nightmare for one of the Top 4. Still hoping we hold onto 8th seed though. 6 or 7th would mean we'd have to face the Clippers, Thunder, and Spurs in consecutive rounds.

[DMC]

:lmao Spurfans are so asshurt with everything that the Lakers do

Chill, chili breaths. The Lakers just won one game. We fans just do the same thing that you do when Tony Parker scores 30 over a no-namer point guard :lol :lol :lol

You mean Derrick Fisher?

[DMC]

The big 3 all played well tonight...Utah is a trainwreck so they're virtually out of the picture. If we can get Gasol back w/ a few games before the playoffs this team will be a hellish nightmare for one of the Top 4. Still hoping we hold onto 8th seed though. 6 or 7th would mean we'd have to face the Clippers, Thunder, and Spurs in consecutive rounds.

No you wouldn't. You'd only face one of them.

[Venti Quattro]

You mean Derrick Fisher?

I remember him gagging on a piece of cloth once the Lakers started clogging the lane...

[LkrFan]

No one, expect the Spurs (Danny Green, Dice tip in, Roger Mason Jr.), ever hits game winners against the Lakers. I can't remember the last time they've been beaten at the buzzer.
Half court oop courtesy D12 tbh.

[Koolaid_Man]

You guys fuckin' suck.

Straight up. The Lakers are a terrible team.

2002
Justin Timberlake
Cry Me A River
My Favorite Song

[Killakobe81]

They get the "we are destined" feeling just like Spurfan had last year with the 20 win streak and the two series sweeps. That wakeup call is oh so rude when it's served up as a Pringles can sized meat joust to the puckered starfish by a chain smoker named Delroy.

Like I told Mid yall the expert on these false hope wins ...heck you have incredible fools gold seasons ... If yall say we aint shit, I believe you.
Yall like dem numb bitched that can tell their best friend to leave their no good man, but with a dude with no job who tries to fuck her cousins.
Neither team is beating LeBron if they can even get by Durant ...Lakers missing playoffs won't matter either way

[midnightpulp]

:lmao Spurfans are so asshurt with everything that the Lakers do

Chill, chili breaths. The Lakers just won one game. We fans just do the same thing that you do when Tony Parker scores 30 over a no-namer point guard :lol :lol :lol

Simply a response to your constant jizz hurricanes over needing miracles to beat terrible teams.

[LkrFan]

You guys fuckin' suck.

Straight up. The Lakers are a terrible team.
We're playing without our best offensive big, who just so happens to be our 3rd best player. We're not playing with a full deck yet.

[midnightpulp]

We're playing without our best offensive big, who just so happens to be our 3rd best player. We're not playing with a full deck yet.

That old excuse, huh.

[Thebesteva]

Yes, it was an exciting game. However, there is nothing to be excited about here. Lakers are just too old, and are struggling against any team with some youth. The inevitable reality is it's rebuilding time. Jim Buss is going to be under a microscope in the offseason.

[Koolaid_Man]

I want to dedicate this song to Kobe...:downspin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k63zZPBp1KU

[sook]

Yes, it was an exciting game. However, there is nothing to be excited about here. Lakers are just too old, and are struggling against any team with some youth. The inevitable reality is it's rebuilding time. Jim Buss is going to be under a microscope in the offseason.

a rational lakers fan?

Amazing.


Miss the days of other nice Lakers fans like Alanon and Banzai.

[Koolaid_Man]

I love my nigga but my nigga on them roids :lol...jk

[Killakobe81]

Don't give a shit if we lose in 5 I want the Spurs.If we can't berat Spurs it just confirms we have no shot against OKc or MIA ...of course I would love to remind Clips who runs LA ... But I don't hate their fans except CN ...heck I lived in la 20 years and I only knew like 5 and one was my cousin.

[LkrFan]

That old excuse, huh.
Don't think of it as an excuse. I'd like to think of it as a truth. Pau can still play this game. The only thing I worry about is MDA trying to turn him into Dirk. But if he gets minutes at center - and spot minutes at PF opposite Howard - it's a win-win for the Lakers because it is less minutes for Jamison and hopefully MWP too.

[midnightpulp]

Don't think of it as an excuse. I'd like to think of it as a truth. Pau can still play this game. The only thing I worry about is MDA trying to turn him into Dirk. But if he gets minutes at center - and spot minutes at PF opposite Howard - it's a win-win for the Lakers because it is less minutes for Jamison and hopefully MWP too.

And that's exactly what's happened all year.

[Koolaid_Man]

Yes, it was an exciting game. However, there is nothing to be excited about here. Lakers are just too old, and are struggling against any team with some youth. The inevitable reality is it's rebuilding time. Jim Buss is going to be under a microscope in the offseason.


I believe we're going to catch lightning in a bottle like Dallas did in 2007...and win it all

[Koolaid_Man]

^ like Dallas did in 2011

[Killakobe81]

Yes, it was an exciting game. However, there is nothing to be excited about here. Lakers are just too old, and are struggling against any team with some youth. The inevitable reality is it's rebuilding time. Jim Buss is going to be under a microscope in the offseason.

Unfortunately I agree that is why I prefer to play Spurs ...

[Venti Quattro]

I believe we're going to catch lightning in a bottle like Dallas did in 2007...and win it all


^ like Dallas did in 2011

Lol, the Lakers' ceiling is the first round. Three-peat second round exit if they get extremely lucky.

[Thebesteva]

I believe we're going to catch lightning in a bottle like Dallas did in 2007...and win it all

It's gonna be a wild ride. The funny part is we are all tripping over everything on these forums and it's about 99.99999999999999999999999% chance Miami will repeat. Stern is gonna make sure to create the 'new' Jordan 2.0 with Lebron's legacy before he leaves. Lebron will win about 4 championships and return to cleveland where he will win another and cement his legacy.

[midnightpulp]

I love my nigga but my nigga on them roids :lol...jk

I really hope you get in a fatal car accident one day.

Real talk.

[Koolaid_Man]

I'm sorry but I just don't think Timmy can score back to back games like this

[ElNono]

Don't give a shit if we lose in 5 I want the Spurs.

Not a problem here, tbh... when you're getting first round fodder, you can't get picky, IMO.

[TheMACHINE]

Two classic Lakers threads in a row. So much butt hurt.

[Thebesteva]

Unfortunately I agree that is why I prefer to play Spurs ...

Lakers have a snowballs chance against Spurs...I'm talking slim. Mostly because the Jurassic Spurs team always has a tragic injury right before playoffs. Spurs are the same shit every year man, #1 WC record and dont do shit in the playoffs. Clippers are gonna suck dick too. It's basically OKC V Miami.

[LkrFan]

I really hope you get in a fatal car accident one day.

Real talk.
Damn mid, the Lakers win a stupid basketball game and you want someone to actually die. So emo :cry

[LkrFan]

Two classic Lakers threads in a row. So much butt hurt.
:lol

[Venti Quattro]

Mid, please get back on your asshurtpirin meds...you've been quite edgy for sometime now.

[Koolaid_Man]

It's gonna be a wild ride. The funny part is we are all tripping over everything on these forums and it's about 99.99999999999999999999999% chance Miami will repeat. Stern is gonna make sure to create the 'new' Jordan 2.0 with Lebron's legacy before he leaves. Lebron will win about 4 championships and return to cleveland where he will win another and cement his legacy.


:lol you're a good troll but I totally disagree....Lebron needs to worry about being Kobe 2.0 before he can be MJ 2.0..Besides Lebron doesn't have the looks to be MJ or Kobe..he's just an ugly muthafucka...he'll never be loved globally like Kobe and MJ

[Killakobe81]

Lakers have a snowballs chance against Spurs...I'm talking slim. Mostly because the Jurassic Spurs team always has a tragic injury right before playoffs. Spurs are the same shit every year man, #1 WC record and dont do shit in the playoffs. Clippers are gonna suck dick too. It's basically OKC V Miami.

Agree said the same all season. LeBron is winning and if he gets hurt than OKc will

[midnightpulp]

Damn mid, the Lakers win a stupid basketball game and you want someone to actually die. So emo :cry

:lol Kool's used to it. I think this is 100th time I've wished death on him.

It's part of the shtick we got going with each other.

[thunderup]

Lakers have a snowballs chance against Spurs...I'm talking slim. Mostly because the Jurassic Spurs team always has a tragic injury right before playoffs. Spurs are the same shit every year man, #1 WC record and dont do shit in the playoffs. Clippers are gonna suck dick too. It's basically OKC V Miami.

Good take :tu

[LkrFan]

:lol Kool's used to it. I think this is 100th time I've wished death on him.

It's part of the shtick we got going with each other.
:lol - oh I know. You once wished I died from an IED too. Good shit! :rollin :lmao :rollin

[Thebesteva]

:lol you're a good troll but I totally disagree....Lebron needs to worry about being Kobe 2.0 before he can be MJ 2.0..Besides Lebron doesn't have the looks to be MJ or Kobe..he's just an ugly muthafucka...he'll never be loved globally like Kobe and MJ

I dunno...he has that gorilla appeal

http://www.ideagrove.com/uploaded_images/lebron-james-giselle-king-k-788885.jpg

[DeadlyDynasty]

I think it's kind of pathetic how petty people make themselves look when they can't give Bean props for his last few performances--regardless of the opponents or circumstances. He was amazing, clutch, and willed his teams to wins in a dire situation (outside looking in as of now in playoffs).

[ElNono]

Lakers have a snowballs chance against Spurs...I'm talking slim. Mostly because the Jurassic Spurs team always has a tragic injury right before playoffs. Spurs are the same shit every year man, #1 WC record and dont do shit in the playoffs. Clippers are gonna suck dick too. It's basically OKC V Miami.

WCF not good enough? If I told you that's how far these Lakers were gonna go two weeks ago, I bet you would've been excited as fuck.

[ElNono]

I think it's kind of pathetic how petty people make themselves look when they can't give Bean props for his last few performances--regardless of the opponents or circumstances. He was amazing, clutch, and willed his teams to wins in a dire situation (outside looking in as of now in playoffs).

It probably has to do with the fact that when he was shitting the bed none of the fanbois wanted to pin it on him, tbh... that pettiness is a two way street, really

[Thebesteva]

WCF not good enough? If I told you that's how far these Lakers were gonna go two weeks ago, I bet you would've been excited as fuck.

I didnt say WCF this year, I said #1 record in the WC. Lakers only play for rings...not for WCF appearances tbh

[ElNono]

I didnt say WCF this year, I said #1 record in the WC. Lakers only play for rings...not for WCF appearances tbh

Or 1st and 2nd round exits... sometimes you need to know your team's limitations, tbh...

[Koolaid_Man]

I really hope you get in a fatal car accident one day.

Real talk.

this happens right before the crash....mid's mom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdxUNsKZ4T8

[Thebesteva]

Or 1st and 2nd round exits... sometimes you need to know your team's limitations, tbh...

It's ok if they dont win this year. On an average the Lakers win a title every 5 years, with this franchise you just got to be patient. Small market team fans wouldnt understand. Now, when my Denver Broncos lose like they did this year, that's devestating because they may never return. But the Lakers not winning it all this year doesnt mean much tbh. Kobe>Jordan...its not even an argument. It's a scientific fact

Jordan played in an era where a shitty Indiana Pacers with Reggie Miller, their only star took MJ to his limits. Imagine that faggot ass Bulls team playing the Heat of today or the Celtics of 08. Luc Longley V KG, Perkins, Baby Davis...ouch tbh

[ElNono]

It's ok if they dont win this year.

I thought Lakers only played for rings... :rolleyes

[Thebesteva]

I thought Lakers only played for rings... :rolleyes

That saying was made by the Mexican fans. I am not Mexican...I'm half Italian, half Irish, and half jewish.

[midnightpulp]

this happens right before the crash....mid's mom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdxUNsKZ4T8

Can you embed that please? Don't feel like clicking on the link.

[midnightpulp]

That saying was made by the Mexican fans. I am not Mexican...I'm half Italian, half Irish, and half jewish.

"That's 3 halves."

"My mother...she was a big woman."

[ElNono]

That saying was made by the Mexican fans. I am not Mexican...I'm half Italian, half Irish, and half jewish.

You just said it...


I didnt say WCF this year, I said #1 record in the WC. Lakers only play for rings...not for WCF appearances tbh

But then it's ok if they lose this year... crofl

[Thebesteva]

You just said it...



But then it's ok if they lose this year... crofl

Why you gotta disrespect me and quote me and shit Elnono? If this was the old country, we'd cut your ear off and sell it back to you.

[Bynumite]

Can you embed that please? Don't feel like clicking on the link.

Sure, no problem midnightbutthurt, enjoy :toast


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&amp;v=hl9aHEr27D8

[Koolaid_Man]

Can you embed that please? Don't feel like clicking on the link.

short story is I fuck your mom right before the crash

[midnightpulp]

Sure, no problem midnightbutthurt, enjoy :toast


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hl9aHEr27D8

Still didn't watch.

But thanks anyway.

[ElNono]

Why you gotta disrespect me and quote me and shit Elnono?

The better question is, why not? :lol

[Thebesteva]

The better question is, why not? :lol

It makes my argument much harder to prove...I gotta provide evidence and shit and I'm busy at the moment

[LkrFan]

WCF not good enough? If I told you that's how far these Lakers were gonna go two weeks ago, I bet you would've been excited as fuck.
You tripping Nono. We've been playing good ball for a while now. Not championship contending ball, but good ball nonetheless. We have loss only 6 games since 25 Jan 2013. And like I told mid, this without our 3rd best player:








Pau ran on the altered-gravity machine at 75 pct weight today. The plan is for him to add weight day by day, then run on court next week











We'll be better than you guys hope in the playoffs.

[ElNono]

It makes my argument much harder to prove...I gotta provide evidence and shit and I'm busy at the moment

don't have to prove anything, tbh... it's not like you're going to convince anybody of anything in here...

[Koolaid_Man]

Sure, no problem midnightbutthurt, enjoy :toast


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&amp;v=hl9aHEr27D8

after that 3rd three watch how Pau grabs his own head in disbelief - lol

[midnightpulp]

Still didn't watch.

But thanks anyway.

Meh. I gave in and watched.

Playoff atmosphere.

























:lmao In a game against the Raptors.

[ElNono]

You tripping Nono. We've been playing good ball for a while now. Not championship contending ball, but good ball nonetheless. We have loss only 6 games since 25 Jan 2013. And like I told mid, this without our 3rd best player:

We'll be better than you guys hope in the playoffs.

Uh? You guys actually started playing better once Pau went down. Jamison has actually been sinking 3s, which is something Pau doesn't give you. Your team is still quite mediocre though. They still only have 1 win for the entire season against any of the top 4 teams in the conference. Let's be realistic here, with that brand of defense, the Lakers are 1st round fodder.

[LkrFan]

Still didn't watch.

But thanks anyway.
Liiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr! :rollin :lmao :rollin

I'm sure you'll hear about it on KCAL. Not bad for the 3rd best SG in the game, wouldn't you say mid? ;)

:downspin:

[LkrFan]

Uh? You guys actually started playing better once Pau went down. Jamison has actually been sinking 3s, which is something Pau doesn't give you. Your team is still quite mediocre though. They still only have 1 win for the entire season against any of the top 4 teams in the conference. Let's be realistic here, with that brand of defense, the Lakers are 1st round fodder.
Jamison sucks major hemorrhoid, diarrhea-infested ass. Pau >>>> Jamison. If Jamison's 3s don't fall, he ain't worth shit. Pau on the other hand, is still the best passing big man in the game who can also rebound and swat when his shot ain't falling.

Time will tell if we are 1st round fodder or not. We won't be. Book it.

[Koolaid_Man]

Let's put it all in perspective:

Kobe Bryant
2 games
~70% shooting
83 points
24 assists
13 rebounds
GOAT - MJ

[midnightpulp]

You tripping Nono. We've been playing good ball for a while now. Not championship contending ball, but good ball nonetheless. We have loss only 6 games since 25 Jan 2013. And like I told mid, this without our 3rd best player:








Pau ran on the altered-gravity machine at 75 pct weight today. The plan is for him to add weight day by day, then run on court next week











We'll be better than you guys hope in the playoffs.

So you'll push the 1st/2nd seed to 6 games instead of getting swept?

Like I said, all you can hope for is a chokejob. Only way the Lakers have a shot at the 2nd round. The fact the Lakers are needing 40 point efforts from Kobe to squeak out victories over bottom feeders should worry the fuck out of Laker fans.

In this game, the Lakers shot 20 more FTs than the Raptors, Dwight had one of his best games in weeks, Kobe went off, and it took a massive Rudy Gay chokejob to scratch out an overtime win at home against the Raptors.

There's is nothing impressive (aside from Kobe turning back the clock the last week) or scary about the Lakers. At all.

And Gasol will be more a liability than a boon when he returns. He'll be out of game shape and still bothered with knee tendinitis and PF.

[midnightpulp]

And I'm willing to fan-tax the shit out of deluded Laker fans.

I got 150.00 they won't advance past the 1st round.

Any takers?

[Thebesteva]

And I'm willing to fan-tax the shit out of deluded Laker fans.

I got 150.00 they won't advance past the 1st round.

Any takers?

150 what exactly? Dollars or Pesos~?

[midnightpulp]

150 what exactly? Dollars or Pesos~?

So I take it a bean3r Lakers fan somehow saw your iOS device's screen and wants to bet?

What LA taco stand are you at right now?

[LkrFan]

So you'll push the 1st/2nd seed to 6 games instead of getting swept?

We'll see mid. We'll see. You guys fail to realize that we have the talent. They just hasn't consistently clicked yet. I am starting to see some signs though. They still got a ways to go, admittedly.


I said, all you can hope for is a chokejob. Only way the Lakers have a shot at the 2nd round. The fact the Lakers are needing 40 point efforts from Kobe to squeak out victories over bottom feeders should worry the fuck out of Laker fans. I do worry a bit about Kobe having to save LA. When we were down like 14, it wasn't until he came back in the game did they mount a comeback charge. They have to clean that up.


this game, the Lakers shot 20 more FTs than the Raptors, Dwight had one of his best games in weeks, Kobe went off, and it took a massive Rudy Gay chokejob to scratch out an overtime win at home against the Raptors.
Raps were shooting lights out. I'm talking 60%+ lights out. Hard for them to get FTAs when they out there shooting jumpers. Nice :downspin: though


There is nothing impressive (aside from Kobe turning back the clock the last week) or scary about the Lakers. At all.
Eventually they will be playing with a full deck. I'm glad they are going through some adversity during this train wreck of a season. These close wins actually make me happy. Why? With Nash on the court, it's pick your poison if you leave him open he'll kill ya (he hit some clutch shots and made some clutch dimes)...or you leave Kobe open, he'll hit some dagger 3s. Remember when you were foolishly clowning his 3pt stroke earlier? Wannagetaway? :lol


Gasol will be more a liability than a boon when he returns. He'll be out of game shape and still bothered with knee tendinitis and PF.
Gasol on the court brings up our offensive IQ, efficiency and execution. More importantly he's a better passer, scorer, and rebounder than Jamison ever is or will be. Million dollar question: how can MDA devise a gameplan to have Pau play the vast majority of his minutes at center? If he can do that, we're straight. Big if though.

I'm liking the baby steps of progression the Lake Show is displaying. Like I said, we still have a ways to go, but we're moving in the right direction as a team. 71.4% winning the last 21 games.

[ElNono]

Jamison sucks major hemorrhoid, diarrhea-infested ass. Pau >>>> Jamison. If Jamison's 3s don't fall, he ain't worth shit. Pau on the other hand, is still the best passing big man in the game who can also rebound and swat when his shot ain't falling.

Time will tell if we are 1st round fodder or not. We won't be. Book it.

We're in March bro... your team has been feasting on crappy teams, that's not what you're going to see in the playoffs... :lol

Reminds me of last season when you guys thought MWP 'owned' Durant and you guys had a shot at that series :lol

[MidnightButthurt]

Sure, no problem midnightbutthurt, enjoy :toast


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&amp;v=hl9aHEr27D8

this laker win really hurt :depressed

[Thebesteva]

So I take it a bean3r Lakers fan somehow saw your iOS device's screen and wants to bet?

What LA taco stand are you at right now?

Random LA fact: After every night club event in LA, there's alway some 5'2 mexican guy with dog meat hot dogs standing outside...and there's always a group of gorgeous caucasian whores running to buy those hot dogs. Fuckin hilarious

[Thebesteva]

this laker win really hurt :depressed

Troll job 10\10 except Midnight is the only Spur fan that is funny on this board. You could of picked on a faggot like Capek or ElNono that dont bring anything to this board but their white supremacist hate towards Mexicans. Mexicans are good people...you guys need to lay off of it

[Juggity]

congrats on clawing your way up to .500, Lakers :tu

Good job, good effort, good job, good effort

[MidnightButthurt]

Troll job 10\10 except Midnight is the only Spur fan that is funny on this board. You could of picked on a faggot like Capek or ElNono that dont bring anything to this board but their white supremacist hate towards Mexicans. Mexicans are good people...you guys need to lay off of it

http://i1197.photobucket.com/albums/aa424/basselpp/rape_zps0ca6203e.jpg

It HURTS

[midnightpulp]

We'll see mid. We'll see. You guys fail to realize that we have the talent. They just hasn't consistently clicked yet. I am starting to see some signs though. They still got a ways to go, admittedly.

I do worry a bit about Kobe having to save LA. When we were down like 14, it wasn't until he came back in the game did they mount a comeback charge. They have to clean that up.


Raps were shooting lights out. I'm talking 60%+ lights out. Hard for them to get FTAs when they out there shooting jumpers. Nice :downspin: though


Eventually they will be playing with a full deck. I'm glad they are going through some adversity during this train wreck of a season. These close wins actually make me happy. Why? With Nash on the court, it's pick your poison if you leave him open he'll kill ya (he hit some clutch shots and made some clutch dimes)...or you leave Kobe open, he'll hit some dagger 3s. Remember when you were foolishly clowning his 3pt stroke earlier? Wannagetaway? :lol


Gasol on the court brings up our offensive IQ, efficiency and execution. More importantly he's a better passer, scorer, and rebounder than Jamison ever is or will be. Million dollar question: how can MDA devise a gameplan to have Pau play the vast majority of his minutes at center? If he can do that, we're straight. Big if though.

I'm liking the baby steps of progression the Lake Show is displaying. Like I said, we still have a ways to go, but we're moving in the right direction as a team.

Towards what? They are still awful defensively.

Kobe averaging 35 points over the past 7 games or so is masking a lot of the Lakers' problems. A few bounces go the other way in the games against the Hawks, Hornets, and Raptors, and you'd be calling for this team to be blown up. I think you're being too results oriented here, and equating wins with progress.

Another concern you should have is the Lakers have seem to become even more reliant on the 3 over the last 10 games, attempting nearly 30 per contest. They've pretty much been a live-by-the-three, die-by-the-three team all year, but the fact they're shooting from downtown even more should trouble you.

I ain't hating for the sake of hating. I called the Lakers a contender last year, even in spite of all the criticism Mike Brown received. And they were indeed a solid team who was a couple of bad 4th quarters away from possibly beating the Thunder.

But this Lakers team is a trainwreck on all levels. Can't defend. No depth. Unathletic. Spotty chemistry. No identity. And playing within a system that has never been proven to work in the post-season.

I don't see how a banged up Gasol is going to remedy much. You talk of his contributions on offense. But scoring isn't the Lakers' problem. And with how injured he's been this year, I don't expect him to have much of an impact defensively (Plantar Faciitis even managed to turn Tim Duncan into an average defender).

[Thebesteva]

http://i1197.photobucket.com/albums/aa424/basselpp/rape_zps0ca6203e.jpg

It HURTS

How did you make an account so fast on Spurstalk? It took me like 50000000000000000000000000 attempts until an account was enabled by the mods. I'm probably on a banned list after that last account.....

[ElNono]

Troll job 10\10 except Midnight is the only Spur fan that is funny on this board. You could of picked on a faggot like Capek or ElNono that dont bring anything to this board but their white supremacist hate towards Mexicans. Mexicans are good people...you guys need to lay off of it

who's butthurt now :lol

[midnightpulp]

Troll job 10\10 except Midnight is the only Spur fan that is funny on this board. You could of picked on a faggot like Capek or ElNono that dont bring anything to this board but their white supremacist hate towards Mexicans. Mexicans are good people...you guys need to lay off of it

That troll is pretty shitty.

If you're going to create a troll that mocks a poster, you first need to have the ability to somewhat mimic his posting style. And since the creator of that troll (whitemamba) lacks the skill to write grammatically correct sentences (probably because whitemamba has yet to graduate from his ESL class, or he's retarded. Or both.), it'll always fail to be funny.

Give the troll to Bynumite, mamba. He'll do a better job with it.

[LkrFan]

As Kobe's clutch, wet 3ptr was torching the net, this pick was taken:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BE5T-H_CUAAc8tB.jpg:large

:lol

[midnightpulp]

As Kobe's clutch, wet 3ptr was torching the net, this pick was taken:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BE5T-H_CUAAc8tB.jpg:large

:lol

Dude was surprised it went in, since Kirby's shooting 3-12 (prior to this game) on game winning or game tying shots this year. :downspin:

[MidnightButthurt]

That troll is pretty shitty.

If you're going to create a troll that mocks a poster, you first need to have the ability to somewhat mimic his posting style. And since the creator of that troll (whitemamba) lacks the skill to write grammatically correct sentences (probably because whitemamba has yet to graduate from his ESL class, or he's retarded. Or both.), it'll always fail to be funny.

Give the troll to Bynumite, mamba. He'll do a better job with it.


buahahahahahahaha ull never know nigga

[LkrFan]

Dude was surprised it went in, since Kirby's shooting 3-12 (prior to this game) on game winning or game tying shots this year. :downspin:
:lol

[midnightpulp]

buahahahahahahaha ull never know nigga

I already know.

[HarlemHeat37]

As Kobe's clutch, wet 3ptr was torching the net, this pick was taken:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BE5T-H_CUAAc8tB.jpg:large

:lol

:lol this pic is good, too..

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BE5TixDCUAAVP7L.jpg

[MidnightButthurt]

I already know.


:nope

[midnightpulp]

:lol this pic is good, too..

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BE5TixDCUAAVP7L.jpg

Disgusting.

Typical though.

[LkrFan]

:lol this pic is good, too..

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BE5TixDCUAAVP7L.jpg
Awesome! :rollin :lmao :rollin

[LkrFan]

:cry :cry :cry
:lol

[hater]

Kobe shat on most mofos inhere :lol

[LkrFan]

"It's been a long time since I've seen something like this," said veteran Lakers forward Antawn Jamison. "I've played with LeBron [James] for a little bit [in Cleveland] when he'd get it really rolling, but this? This is different.


Strong comments by the 15-year vet. He talking about what Kobe is doing in his 17th year. Think about that shit for a minute or two.

[midnightpulp]

Strong comments by the 15-year vet. He talking about what Kobe is doing in his 17th year. Think about that shit for a minute or two.

11 from 22 from the field is rolling? Definitely one of Kobe's best games of the season, at least on the offensive end. And those 9 TOs were pretty impressive, too. But Lebron's had many games this year that shit on Kobe's latest flavor of the week performance.

Props to Jamison for standing behind his teammate, though. If I was on the Lakers, I would want to create as much positivity as possible heading into the final stretch of the season, and if that means propping up the ego of your team leader, so be it.

[LkrFan]

11 from 22 from the field is rolling? Definitely one of Kobe's best games of the season, at least on the offensive end. And those 9 TOs were pretty impressive, too. But Lebron's had many games this year that shit on Kobe's latest flavor of the week performance.

Props to Jamison for standing behind his teammate, though. If I was on the Lakers, I would want to create as much positivity as possible heading into the final stretch of the season, and if that means propping up the ego of your team leader, so be it.
:lol - this game isn't even a blip on the radar of some of Kobe's greatest games he's had in his illustrious 17-year, 1st ballot HOF career... and you know it. The thing is, he shouldn't be able to do what he's doing at this point in his career. In his prime, he's done things LBJ will never do so I don't really see your point in bringing him into this thread. Tell you what, I guarantee you LBJ will not be balling like Kobe is right now when LBJ is going into his 17th year - if he plays that long. His game is spectacular so long as his health holds up...but his game won't age as gracefully as Kobe's has. I remember several monkeyballers whose games fell off a cliff when they started losing their athleticism. Players like Kemp, Dominique, Antonio McDyess, Vincanity, etc. LBJ better learn how to play more below the rim before the same eventually happens to him. Kobe hasn't really played above the rim in years. But he's still the most lethal scorer in the game when he wants to be. Why? Because he learned how to adjust his game although his vert and stamina has diminished due to age and all the mileage.

Anywho... More from Jamison:


"He's got two guys in his face, falling back, clean shot, nothing but net," Antawn Jamison said. "Like I said, I dealt with this guy for 14 years and now I think I deserve one year of him being my teammate."

[midnightpulp]

:lol - this game isn't even a blip on the radar of some of Kobe's greatest games he's had in his illustrious 17-year, 1st ballot HOF career... and you know it. The thing is, he shouldn't be able to do what he's doing at this point in his career. In his prime, he's done things LBJ will never do so I don't really see your point in bringing him into this thread. Tell you what, I guarantee you LBJ will not be balling like Kobe is right now when LBJ is going into his 17th year - if he plays that long. His game is spectacular so long as his health holds up...but his game won't age as gracefully as Kobe's has. I remember several monkeyballers whose games fell off a cliff when they started losing their athleticism. Players like Kemp, Dominique, Antonio McDyess, Vincanity, etc. LBJ better learn how to play more below the rim before the same eventually happens to him. Kobe hasn't really played above the rim in years. But he's still the most lethal scorer in the game when he wants to be. Why? Because he learned how to adjust his game although his vert and stamina has diminished due to age and all the mileage.

Anywho... More from Jamison:

Thing is, James isn't a monkeyballer. Best court vision since Magic and a very fundamentally sound player aside from his mediocre post game and jumper (which he's improved exponentially over the past few years. Fun fact: James shoots a higher percentage from 15 feet and beyond than Kirby). Just because James's jumper doesn't look pretty, doesn't mean his mechanics are broken. The way Lebron squares his shoulders and lifts his frame as he shoots is text book. And if he continues to improve his shot, no one will be able to block the guy in his later years since he's 6' 8". Furthermore, I think James will age differently than Kobe. When he can no longer drive at will, I expect him to transition to a more Magic Johnson style of game and remain one of the league's top 10 players. Thinking James is "going to fall off a cliff" post-prime is wishful thinking.

And why shouldn't Kobe be able to the things he's doing? This isn't the 80's or 90's anymore. Primes are lasting a lot longer these days with all the advancements in sport medicine. Combine that with Kobe's solid fundamentals, and it's no surprise he's still a great scorer. Duncan is similar. Probably the best overall big in this league this year. He just doesn't have the gaudy stats because the Spurs actually have depth and don't often find themselves in dogfights with shitty teams.

[LkrFan]

Thing is, James isn't a monkeyballer. Best court vision since Magic and a very fundamentally sound player aside from his mediocre post game and jumper (which he's improved exponentially over the past few years. Fun fact: James shoots a higher percentage from 15 feet and beyond than Kirby). Just because James's jumper doesn't look pretty, doesn't mean his mechanics are broken. The way Lebron squares his shoulders and lifts his frame as he shoots is text book. And if he continues to improve his shot, no one will be able to block the guy in his later years since he's 6' 8". Furthermore, I think James will age differently than Kobe. When he can no longer drive at will, I expect him to transition to a more Magic Johnson style of game and remain one of the league's top 10 players. Thinking James is "going to fall off a cliff" post-prime is wishful thinking.

And why shouldn't Kobe be able to the things he's doing? This isn't the 80's or 90's anymore. Primes are lasting a lot longer these days with all the advancements in sport medicine. Combine that with Kobe's solid fundamentals, and it's no surprise he's still a great scorer. Duncan is similar. Probably the best overall big in this league this year. He just doesn't have the gaudy stats because the Spurs actually have depth and don't often find themselves in dogfights with shitty teams.

http://img.ibtimes.com/www/data/images/full/2013/02/19/345881-the-king-vs-the-black-mamba-lebron-james-and-kobe-bryant-memes.jpg

[Thebesteva]

http://img.ibtimes.com/www/data/images/full/2013/02/19/345881-the-king-vs-the-black-mamba-lebron-james-and-kobe-bryant-memes.jpg

I miss all those memes about Lebron with no rings...it just doesnt feel right since he was handed his first ring. I dont mind if Lebron teamed up with anyone in the NBA not named Kobe, Carmelo, Durant, or Wade. Im happy for Bosh though...he's been waiting since the Jurassic period to win 1 tbh

[midnightpulp]

http://img.ibtimes.com/www/data/images/full/2013/02/19/345881-the-king-vs-the-black-mamba-lebron-james-and-kobe-bryant-memes.jpg

Pretty forced, to be honest. Reason the joke falls flat is because no one calls rims "rings."

[Koolaid_Man]

:lol - this game isn't even a blip on the radar of some of Kobe's greatest games he's had in his illustrious 17-year, 1st ballot HOF career... and you know it. The thing is, he shouldn't be able to do what he's doing at this point in his career. In his prime, he's done things LBJ will never do so I don't really see your point in bringing him into this thread. Tell you what, I guarantee you LBJ will not be balling like Kobe is right now when LBJ is going into his 17th year - if he plays that long. His game is spectacular so long as his health holds up...but his game won't age as gracefully as Kobe's has. I remember several monkeyballers whose games fell off a cliff when they started losing their athleticism. Players like Kemp, Dominique, Antonio McDyess, Vincanity, etc. LBJ better learn how to play more below the rim before the same eventually happens to him. Kobe hasn't really played above the rim in years. But he's still the most lethal scorer in the game when he wants to be. Why? Because he learned how to adjust his game although his vert and stamina has diminished due to age and all the mileage.

Anywho... More from Jamison:

TBH in case you didn't know...Kobe is already in the HOF...he got in before a 1st ballot...on a pre-ballot by virture of his shoes from the 81 point game....the HOF asked for them and Kobe sent them.


Bryant responded to a fan who wanted to know what Bryant did with the shoes he wore in that game.

"@4yearsenior I sent them to the hall of fame," Bryant replied on Twitter and @nikebasketball Tweeted, "Here is the proof @kobebryant @4yearsenior #countonkobe" with a photo of the shoes in the Hall of Fame.

[Thread]

Combine that with Kobe's solid fundamentals, and it's no surprise he's still a great scorer. Duncan is similar.

True, Kobe: 5, the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4--is similar.

[midnightpulp]

True, Kobe: 5, the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4--is similar.

Rings are team accomplishments.

[Thread]

Rings are team accomplishments.

Only since Daddy rang Vs. Indiana. Before that "they" liked to poke a stick at him and were whittlin' one for Kobe as well.

Me? I throwback. I ain't forgettin' and I ain't doin' no new math because some fuck put fingers to keyboard and a wrote an article about it.

Uh, uh. Not on your sweet bippy.

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

...the 9 month coffee break is over, motherfuckers, back on your heads!

[midnightpulp]

Only since Daddy rang Vs. Indiana. Before that "they" liked to poke a stick at him and were whittlin' one for Kobe as well.

Me? I throwback. I ain't forgettin' and I ain't doin' no new math because some fuck put fingers to keyboard and a wrote an article about it.

Uh, uh. Not on your sweet bippy.

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

...the 9 month coffee break is over, motherfuckers, back on your heads!

Just how badly did Duncan: 4, Kobe: 3 traumatize you?

[Thread]

Just badly did Duncan: 4, Kobe: 3 traumatize you?

Frankly, at the time I was all in favor of it. You roadblocked the Suns via that count. Only when I landed here and found your fandom such an absolutely irritating bunch, rivaling the Sun's fandom in that regard did I amass such a loathing and then reassessed the count angle.

I really shouldn't be so hard on you fellows. After all if it wasn't for you I wouldn't have O & 44. Horry put Nash into the boards and it went away just like that. I was walking the fucking streets of Phoenix then, peeking into sports bars trying to ascertain the score without actually seeing it after the old lady had run me off'n the house. What a fuckin' nightmare. I finally walked up to a Mexican joint on Litchfield & McDowell and saw the TnT post game and Parker and Duncan were being interviewed and were happy with grins on their faces. I jockeyed on home and had a fine nite.

Good old days.

[midnightpulp]

Frankly, at the time I was all in favor of it. You roadblocked the Suns via that count. Only when I landed here and found your fandom such an absolutely irritating bunch, rivaling the Sun's fandom in that regard did I amass such a loathing and then reassessed the count angle.

I really shouldn't be so hard on you fellows. After all if it wasn't for you I wouldn't have O & 44. Horry put Nash into the boards and it went away just like that. I was walking the fucking streets of Phoenix then, peeking into sports bars trying to ascertain the score without actually seeing it after the old lady had run me off'n the house. What a fuckin' nightmare. I finally walked up to a Mexican joint on Litchfield & McDowell and saw the TnT post game and Parker and Duncan were being interviewed and were happy with grins on their faces. I jockeyed on home and had a fine nite.

Good old days.

This is the Culburn we all know and love. An anecdote told in that vintage style of yours and from the heart, free of catchphrases and one-liners.

[LkrFan]

TBH in case you didn't know...Kobe is already in the HOF...he got in before a 1st ballot...on a pre-ballot by virture of his shoes from the 81 point game....the HOF asked for them and Kobe sent them.
Forgot about that. I wonder what Jim will send to the HOF. :lol

[LkrFan]

The Big Spaniard will be back soon sons:

310511823831068673

[DMC]

2nd seed, Houston in the opening round probably. That means the Thunder plays LA and it will be at least the 2nd round before SA meets a team of their caliber.

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