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Thebesteva
03-07-2013, 11:21 PM
Revenge is ours for all the .500 and under jokes! You ready?

http://www.damnlol.com/pics/872/8143889e0553b165dcef2d6f64e8963e.gif

racm
03-07-2013, 11:26 PM
Just a game to see who between OKC and PHX get the better lottery pick tbh

Thebesteva
03-08-2013, 01:39 AM
lol the haters are quiet tonight...faggots

ElNono
03-08-2013, 01:46 AM
About time, tbh... and Lakeshow better even the season series against Toronto...

Dex
03-08-2013, 01:46 AM
Win or lose, the Lakers are still terrible. Are you happy?

OMG guys we are over .500!!! :lol

Thebesteva
03-08-2013, 01:48 AM
Win or lose, the Lakers are still terrible. Are you happy?

OMG guys we are over .500!!! :lol

It's all a part of the 'plan' do destroy the Spurs franchise in the first round

Dex
03-08-2013, 01:52 AM
It's all a part of the 'plan' do destroy the Spurs franchise in the first round

Bring it on. The Spurs would destroy L.A.

:lol Nash

:lol D'Antoni

:lol Bible Kemp

Mal
03-08-2013, 01:52 AM
congrats to Los Angeles Lakers. At last, over .500 reached.

whitemamba
03-08-2013, 02:37 AM
Getting it together

Robz4000
03-08-2013, 02:49 AM
Raps got dis

capek
03-08-2013, 03:45 AM
It's all a part of the 'plan' do destroy the Spurs franchise in the first round

The only bad thing that would occur for the Spurs if they end up facing the Lakers in the first round is that Splitter's next contract will probably become more expensive after he destroys the best ( :lol ) center in the league. :tu

pad300
03-08-2013, 12:13 PM
Just what are you going to do if TO wins this? If you cut yourself, just remember down not across...

Latarian Milton
03-08-2013, 07:44 PM
i thought kobe would do some wonder again in toronto since it's such a meaningful match. dude once dropped 81 pts there if i remember correct

whitemamba
03-08-2013, 08:12 PM
i thought kobe would do some wonder again in toronto since it's such a meaningful match. dude once dropped 81 pts there if i remember correct

this is a home game, and the 81 pt was at home as well

Koolaid_Man
03-08-2013, 08:18 PM
this is a home game, and the 81 pt was at home as well

Tonight the enemy of my enemy is my friend....Go Golden State :toast

CitizenDwayne
03-08-2013, 08:22 PM
Expecting this one to go down to the wire...

as that's what typically happens between teams of a similar caliber.

whitemamba
03-08-2013, 08:23 PM
Tonight the enemy of my enemy is my friend....Go Golden State :toast

harold and kumar gunna get but fucked tonight

Koolaid_Man
03-08-2013, 08:25 PM
harold and kumar gunna get but fucked tonight

:lol doesn't matter..they won't feel a got dam thang..

.................................................. .......................:downspin:

InRareForm
03-08-2013, 08:26 PM
http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/3808/kobe500.jpg

whitemamba
03-08-2013, 08:26 PM
:lol doesn't matter..they won't feel a got dam thang..

.................................................. .......................:downspin:

not to be off topic or anything but this just in. kobe climbs in #2 spot for MVP race:toast

http://www.nba.com/mvp-ladder/2012-13/index.html

thunderup
03-08-2013, 08:28 PM
not to be off topic or anything but this just in. kobe climbs in #2 spot for MVP race:toast

http://www.nba.com/mvp-ladder/2012-13/index.html

:lmao wow

whitemamba
03-08-2013, 08:29 PM
:lmao wow

u mad bro? maybe pro activ should do a campain for durant to be the mvp

whitemamba
03-08-2013, 08:30 PM
http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/3808/kobe500.jpg

:lol

whitemamba
03-08-2013, 08:30 PM
http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/3808/kobe500.jpg
http://www.hiphopsportsreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/kobe_trophies_web.jpg
:toast

CitizenDwayne
03-08-2013, 08:31 PM
No way in hell anyone but Lebron wins MVP but...the fact that Kobe even passed up Durant is fucking absurd.

whitemamba
03-08-2013, 08:31 PM
No way in hell anyone but Lebron wins MVP but...the fact that Kobe even passed up Durant is fucking absurd.

suck it long suck it hard

thunderup
03-08-2013, 08:32 PM
u mad bro? maybe pro activ should do a campain for durant to be the mvp

Kobe just getting a lifetime achievement award through recognition. He should not even be considered in the top 4 of an MVP category at this point.

whitemamba
03-08-2013, 08:33 PM
Kobe just getting a lifetime achievement award through recognition. He should not even be considered in the top 4 of an MVP category at this point.

lol u are retarded:lol

thunderup
03-08-2013, 08:34 PM
lol u are retarded:lol

:lol son I'm just speaking the truth

CitizenDwayne
03-08-2013, 08:34 PM
No disrespect intended to Kobe, he's been playing out of his mind lately...but:

You have the choice to go up against Durant or Kobe. Who would you choose, at this point in time?

whitemamba
03-08-2013, 08:38 PM
:lol son I'm just speaking the truth

kobe>durant even at 34

Latarian Milton
03-08-2013, 09:06 PM
kobe's personal statline still looks nice even at age 35 but have you ever seen any year where the MVP award was awarded to the leader of a team that only barely made the #8 seed?

Clipper Nation
03-08-2013, 09:07 PM
u mad bro? maybe pro activ should do a campain for durant to be the mvp
:lol

HarlemHeat37
03-08-2013, 09:09 PM
Kobe owns the Raptors, he will drop an easy 30 tonight..

The Raptors receive the most biased officiating against them in the NBA(this year, at least), expect an ugly free throw disparity, tbh..

midnightpulp
03-08-2013, 09:16 PM
I'll deviate from the mainstream opinion here and say the Lakers find themselves in another shootout. I see the Raps heading into the 4th with a slight lead. Lakers and Raps exchange buckets for the next 8 minutes. Lakers pull away in the last 2 minutes, and we get the usual semen storm from dipshit Lakerfans.

LkrFan
03-08-2013, 09:18 PM
http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/3808/kobe500.jpg
:rollin :lmao :rollin

LkrFan
03-08-2013, 09:19 PM
u mad bro? maybe pro activ should do a campain for durant to be the mvp
:lmao

kobedwight2412
03-08-2013, 09:29 PM
WTF GOIN ON HERE?????? ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤

Thread
03-08-2013, 09:29 PM
Just fuckin' act like somebody and dispose of the Blazers tonite. Assholes.

ElNono
03-08-2013, 11:04 PM
well, at least I don't think Toronto is tanking

Venti Quattro
03-08-2013, 11:04 PM
:lmao Lakers

HarlemHeat37
03-08-2013, 11:04 PM
Raps blowing their load early, as usual..

Clipper Nation
03-08-2013, 11:05 PM
Raptors will spend the next three quarters handing this game to the Lakers, tbh....

ElNono
03-08-2013, 11:07 PM
I'll never understand why teams don't hack a dwight early... why give up a layup when odds are he goes at best 1-2 from the line?

hater
03-08-2013, 11:09 PM
Gay ejaculating in that ass

midnightpulp
03-08-2013, 11:10 PM
The Lakers fuckin' suck. It's hilarious how these tanking teams impose their will on them whenever they feel like it before mailing it in.

Don't worry, Lakersfans. You'll win this game, and I'm sure you'll jizz over it, especially if Kirby leads the comeback. But make no mistake, your suckass circus of a team hasn't "figured" shit out.

Clipper Nation
03-08-2013, 11:11 PM
70% shooting for the Raps... that ain't gonna last no matter how bad the Lakers' defense is, tbh....

TheSkeptic
03-08-2013, 11:14 PM
Yeah the Lakers are first round byes if they make the playoffs at this rate.

Rudy Gay's shooting 50% from the field, Derozan's 6/7, and JLIII hasn't missed a shot. What kind of perimeter defense are the Lakers playing?

It's the Raptors so they'll eventually come back to earth, but I think this backfires on the Lakers in a big way against OKC.

lefty
03-08-2013, 11:14 PM
Bargnani injured


Woooooohooooo

HarlemHeat37
03-08-2013, 11:17 PM
Alan "Gary Neal" Anderson, tbh..I'd be surprised if he's still in the NBA in 2 years..

Clipper Nation
03-08-2013, 11:17 PM
Bargnani injured


Woooooohooooo
Raptors might have a chance now :lol

TheSkeptic
03-08-2013, 11:19 PM
Raptors might have a chance now :lol

Don't think you've seen Aaron Gray have you?

irishock
03-08-2013, 11:23 PM
:lmao TSN commentators about to jizz themselves if raps win this

ElNono
03-08-2013, 11:24 PM
Aaron Gray, the Bynum stopper

TheSkeptic
03-08-2013, 11:27 PM
^^ Sadly, that's pretty much the only center Gray can D up consistently...If that's what we want to call it anyway.

I think this is the part where the Lakers probably take over the game and then the Raptors go on a run in the second half to make it interesting only to lose their composure because Rudy Gay is so hit and miss.

midnightpulp
03-08-2013, 11:34 PM
It's fuckin incredible how many freethrows the Lakers get to end quarters and halves.

TheSkeptic
03-08-2013, 11:35 PM
Hm. The Lakers may be worse than I thought. :/

midnightpulp
03-08-2013, 11:39 PM
Hm. The Lakers may be worse than I thought. :/

They're an inconsistent fringe playoff team. Nothing more.

TheSkeptic
03-08-2013, 11:42 PM
They're an inconsistent fringe playoff team. Nothing more.

True. But the Raptors are a consistent not-even-close to the Playoffs in the Eastern Conference team.

HarlemHeat37
03-08-2013, 11:43 PM
http://si.wsj.net/public/resources/images/OB-WJ328_COUNT0_G_20130214210701.jpg

midnightpulp
03-08-2013, 11:45 PM
http://si.wsj.net/public/resources/images/OB-WJ328_COUNT0_G_20130214210701.jpg

The goods. Will save it in my "Kobe Bryant Is The Most Overrated Player Of All Time" folder.

LkrFan
03-08-2013, 11:47 PM
The Lakers fuckin' suck. It's hilarious how these tanking teams impose their will on them whenever they feel like it before mailing it in.

Don't worry, Lakersfans. You'll win this game, and I'm sure you'll jizz over it, especially if Kirby leads the comeback. But make no mistake, your suckass circus of a team hasn't "figured" shit out.
6-point game after Raps blew their load early. Yawn.

The Lake Show are 16 games behind SAS, right? However, they have just as good - if not a downright better - chance at winning in the playoffs than your boys. I actually would welcome a LAL/SAS playoff series for ole times sake. One more playoff series win for Kobe over Timmay would cause several fat necks on this forum to strongly consider suicide (including you). I'll personally see to it tbh. :lol

Riddler
03-08-2013, 11:48 PM
6-point game after Raps blew their load early. Yawn.

The Lake Show are 16 games behind SAS, right? However, they have just as good - if not a downright better - chance at winning in the playoffs than your boys. I actually would welcome a LAL/SAS playoff series for ole times sake. One more playoff series win for Kobe over Timmay would cause several fat necks on this forum to strongly consider suicide (including you). I'll personally see to it tbh. :lol
One pathetic last second win over the Pelicans got you tryna act like somebody.

LkrFan
03-08-2013, 11:49 PM
It's fuckin incredible how many freethrows the Lakers get to end quarters and halves.
Tell the opposing team to stop fouling. It's not Rocket science to figure out son.

Killakobe81
03-08-2013, 11:51 PM
The goods. Will save it in my "Kobe Bryant Is The Most Overrated Player Of All Time" folder.

Nicca has Kobe folder .... #obsessed

JingleJangleJingle
03-08-2013, 11:51 PM
http://si.wsj.net/public/resources/images/OB-WJ328_COUNT0_G_20130214210701.jpg

that one from Mo Williams...well i guess in the end it will probably be the difference as the Jazz make the playoffs with a 1 game lead over the Lakers.

midnightpulp
03-08-2013, 11:52 PM
6-point game after Raps blew their load early. Yawn.

The Lake Show are 16 games behind SAS, right? However, they have just as good - if not a downright better - chance at winning in the playoffs than your boys. I actually would welcome a LAL/SAS playoff series for ole times sake. One more playoff series win for Kobe over Timmay would cause several fat necks on this forum to strongly consider suicide (including you). I'll personally see to it tbh. :lol

:lol Sad thing is you actually believe the Lakers are a good team.

And no they don't have "just as good a chance at winning in the playoffs" as the Spurs. But it's adorable how these fool's gold wins over tanking teams (who often are kicking the Lakers' asses until the obvious tank job is engaged) gives you hope. How many 60 point halves do the Lakers need to allow before you wake yourself up to reality?

LkrFan
03-08-2013, 11:52 PM
One pathetic last second win over the Pelicans got you tryna act like somebody.
:lol - I'm off from work so I can see the game live for once. Just saw that dude send Utah to the tree of woe on a last second 3. I'm watching Houston lose (hopefully) and watching my boys online. Like Cube said, today is a good day.

Killakobe81
03-08-2013, 11:53 PM
that one from Mo Williams...well i guess in the end it will probably be the difference as the Jazz make the playoffs with a 1 game lead over the Lakers.

LOL Mormon playoffs ...

LkrFan
03-08-2013, 11:53 PM
Nicca has Kobe folder .... #obsessed
Pathetic tbh. :lol

midnightpulp
03-08-2013, 11:54 PM
Nicca has Kobe folder .... #obsessed

Nicca take obvious tongue-in-cheek comments seriously..... #retarded

Killakobe81
03-08-2013, 11:55 PM
:lol Sad thing is you actually believe the Lakers are a good team.

And no they don't have "just as good a chance at winning in the playoffs" as the Spurs. But it's adorable how these fool's gold wins over tanking teams (who often are kicking the Lakers' asses until the obvious tank job is engaged) gives you hope. How many 60 point halves do the Lakers need to allow before you wake yourself up to reality?

Hey Lkrfan he ans his crew are experts lately on "fools gold seasons".
It's like the homos with gaydar they know a bullshit team when they see one ...

Venti Quattro
03-08-2013, 11:56 PM
Actually, midnightpulp doesn't need a folder to say that he's obsessed with the Lakers.

HarlemHeat37
03-08-2013, 11:56 PM
How do you leave Nash open on consecutive possessions when Metta is on the floor?..every open shot should be conceded to World Peace, tbh..

ElNono
03-08-2013, 11:57 PM
sup Killa

midnightpulp
03-08-2013, 11:57 PM
Hey Lkrfan he ans his crew are experts lately on "fools gold seasons".
It's like the homos with gaydar they know a bullshit team when they see one ...

Then that means you should listen up when I call out your team for being shit.

Killakobe81
03-08-2013, 11:57 PM
Nicca take obvious tongue-in-cheek comments seriously..... #retarded

All in good fun Mid too that Blazers ass whupping got your asshole loose?

HarlemHeat37
03-08-2013, 11:59 PM
Terrible call against Val, damn..4th foul, he was playing really well..

midnightpulp
03-09-2013, 12:00 AM
All in good fun Mid too that Blazers ass whupping got your asshole loose?

Nope. Unlike the Lakers, no loss can "loosen my asshole" because we're not struggling to make the playoffs with a roster that has a 9 figure price tag.

LkrFan
03-09-2013, 12:01 AM
:lol Sad thing is you actually believe the Lakers are a good team.

And no they don't have "just as good a chance at winning in the playoffs" as the Spurs. But it's adorable how these fool's gold wins over tanking teams (who often are kicking the Lakers' asses until the obvious tank job is engaged) gives you hope. How many 60 point halves do the Lakers need to allow before you wake yourself up to reality?
Didn't say we were a great team and winning it all. I said I'd welcome playing your boys - who I don't see as being built for the playoffs. I like how we would match up overall. The only true mismatch I see you guys having is TP - if he's healthy.

HarlemHeat37
03-09-2013, 12:01 AM
Whoever Kobe is guarding should be cutting/flashing all game, tbh..he's still a good 1 on 1 defender, but I don't think he gives a fuck about team D at all, tbh:lol..

Killakobe81
03-09-2013, 12:02 AM
Then that means you should listen up when I call out your team for being shit.

I agree I was trying to get lkrfan to peep game ...
I was with El last season saying Lakers were not legit contenders.This year I said WCF if weRe lucky 2nd round loss likely.
I have no delusions of grandeur but a chance at a Spur upset by Lakers even if small makes my heart sing.

I'll put that loss if it happens in my Timmy is great but not as good as Kobe folder ...:lol

Killakobe81
03-09-2013, 12:05 AM
Nope. Unlike the Lakers, no loss can "loosen my asshole" because we're not struggling to make the playoffs with a roster that has a 9 figure price tag.


Price ain't got shit to do with succes, Knicks have had high payrolls and missed playoffs. Despite injuries Lakers should not miss playoffs with that roster ...

LkrFan
03-09-2013, 12:05 AM
I agree I was trying to get lkrfan to peep game ...
I was with El last season saying Lakers were not legit contenders.This year I said WCF if weRe lucky 2nd round loss likely.
I have no delusions of grandeur but a chance at a Spur upset by Lakers even if small makes my heart sing.

I'll put that loss if it happens in my Timmy is great but not as good as Kobe folder ...:lol
:lol

InRareForm
03-09-2013, 12:05 AM
brace yourselves for shady officiating in the 4rth for another epic comeback by the Lakers :cry

midnightpulp
03-09-2013, 12:06 AM
Didn't say we were winning it all. I said I'd welcome playing your boys - who I don't see as being built for the playoffs. I like how we would match up overall. The only true mismatch I see you guys having is TP - if he's healthy.

:lmao As bad as you think the Spurs are built for the playoffs, the Lakers are even built worse. You do realize your team plays terrible defense and has Mike D'Antoni for a coach?

The only thing you can hope for is the Spurs massively choking, which, truth be told, I don't discount. After all, the Spurs are very role player dependent (role players often shit the bed in the playoffs) and I have zero faith in Tony Parker, who is now the Spurs best player and leader. But if both teams bring their A game, Spurs tapping that ass in 5.

spurraider21
03-09-2013, 12:07 AM
All in good fun Mid too that Blazers ass whupping got your asshole loose?
The only difference between our blazers loss and your hornets win is that only one of those teams were blatantly tanking

spurraider21
03-09-2013, 12:09 AM
:lmao As bad as you think the Spurs are built for the playoffs, the Lakers are even built worse. You do realize your team plays terrible defense and has Mike D'Antoni for a coach?

The only thing you can hope for is the Spurs massively choking, which, truth be told, I don't discount. After all, the Spurs are very role player dependent (role players often shit the bed in the playoffs) and I have zero faith in Tony Parker, who is now the Spurs best player and leader. But if both teams bring their A game, Spurs tapping that ass in 5.
:lol at lakers being built for playoffs. Heck, :lol at lakers even being a good reg season team, let alone playoffs

:lmao basketball reasons

LkrFan
03-09-2013, 12:09 AM
MWP pisses me off. Meeks (better 3pt shooter) was wide open. MWP chucks anyway. Amnesty his ass.

Killakobe81
03-09-2013, 12:09 AM
What do Spurs gain by tanking?

DMC
03-09-2013, 12:10 AM
The Lakers are going to be in the playoffs. I said it a long time ago when there was a poll and the Lakers were like a billion games out. If you look at who they face and who the Jazz face, it's a no brainer. How they do in the playoffs is another question. I'd like to see them face the Thunder in the opening round, just so one of them eliminates the other, don't care which. It'd be funny to see the Lakers beat the Thunder though.

hater
03-09-2013, 12:11 AM
What do Spurs gain by tanking?

nothing

what do lakers gain by going to the playoffs?

DMC
03-09-2013, 12:11 AM
What do Spurs gain by tanking?


2nd seed, Houston in the opening round probably. That means the Thunder plays LA and it will be at least the 2nd round before SA meets a team of their caliber.

midnightpulp
03-09-2013, 12:11 AM
I agree I was trying to get lkrfan to peep game ...
I was with El last season saying Lakers were not legit contenders.This year I said WCF if weRe lucky 2nd round loss likely.
I have no delusions of grandeur but a chance at a Spur upset by Lakers even if small makes my heart sing.

I'll put that loss if it happens in my Timmy is great but not as good as Kobe folder ...:lol

That's a double edged sword. A Spurs win over the 9 figure Lakers gives us limitless troll material heading into next season. The Spurs/Lakers series happens, the losing fanbase is going to have to eat a lot of shit.

ElNono
03-09-2013, 12:12 AM
ofcourse R:loldy G:loly goes down

Clipper Nation
03-09-2013, 12:13 AM
Refs stepping in, per par....

Clipper Nation
03-09-2013, 12:14 AM
:lol Kirby
:lol Turnovers

Killakobe81
03-09-2013, 12:14 AM
That's a double edged sword. A Spurs win over the 9 figure Lakers gives us limitless troll material heading into next season. The Spurs/Lakers series happens, the losing fanbase is going to have to eat a lot of shit.

Not really you just spent the past 15 mins telling lkrfan. My team ain't shit ...so how much trash can be talked? Payroll trash?

hater
03-09-2013, 12:14 AM
lotta calls going on

Killakobe81
03-09-2013, 12:15 AM
2nd seed, Houston in the opening round probably. That means the Thunder plays LA and it will be at least the 2nd round before SA meets a team of their caliber.

So Lakers are dangerous?

LkrFan
03-09-2013, 12:15 AM
:lmao As bad as you think the Spurs are built for the playoffs, the Lakers are even built worse. You do realize your team plays terrible defense and has Mike D'Antoni for a coach?

The only thing you can hope for is the Spurs massively choking, which, truth be told, I don't discount. After all, the Spurs are very role player dependent (role players often shit the bed in the playoffs) and I have zero faith in Tony Parker, who is now the Spurs best player and leader. But if both teams bring their A game, Spurs tapping that ass in 5.
Oh ir:lolny. Your team is very much like the fun-n-gun Suns of yesteryear. Difference is you have no star power to bail you out of expected close playoff games. Timmy can't do it over a playoff series no more as we've seen since '07. The year the Nash got hip checked out of a ring. :lol

HarlemHeat37
03-09-2013, 12:16 AM
Fans that don't watch Raptors games are very fortunate that their eyes and minds have been spared of having to watch Alan Anderson play basketball..he's the biggest ball-hog in the NBA, despite a limited skill-set..

This nigga sincerely believes he's Kobe or Carmelo, tbh..

TheSkeptic
03-09-2013, 12:16 AM
Whoever Kobe is guarding should be cutting/flashing all game, tbh..he's still a good 1 on 1 defender, but I don't think he gives a fuck about team D at all, tbh:lol..

I think Kobe's match-up is supposed to be Derozan unless D'Antoni decided to put him on Gay. Hard to tell since I'm glancing at the boxscore now and 7/18 is typical.

LkrFan
03-09-2013, 12:17 AM
:lol Kirby
:lol Turnovers
He's a TO machine tonight. Can't :downspin: det shit.

Venti Quattro
03-09-2013, 12:19 AM
:lmao Lakers still failing to break .500

ElNono
03-09-2013, 12:21 AM
how dumb is Amir Johnson?

HarlemHeat37
03-09-2013, 12:21 AM
:lol Raptors are so bad..Amir Johnson with one of the worst turnovers I've seen in a minute..

ElNono
03-09-2013, 12:28 AM
:lol thats a terrible call

LkrFan
03-09-2013, 12:29 AM
:lol thats a great call
FIFY :lol

DMC
03-09-2013, 12:30 AM
Cue the phone call to the front office of the Raptors, the transaction, the notification to the head coach, the tank.

ElNono
03-09-2013, 12:30 AM
terrible shot by Rudy

Clipper Nation
03-09-2013, 12:30 AM
Refs sealing it for the Lakers.... congrats on finally getting over .500 :toast

LkrFan
03-09-2013, 12:32 AM
Refs sealing it for the Lakers.... congrats on finally getting over .500 :toast
Only pussies and assholes blame the refs. Act like somebody son.

spurraider21
03-09-2013, 12:33 AM
Lakers losing. Not surprising that Kobe has double digit free throws

DMC
03-09-2013, 12:33 AM
Gay to take more shots, DeMar to the bench.

Nathan89
03-09-2013, 12:34 AM
What do Spurs gain by tanking?

Clippers in the 2nd round.

DMC
03-09-2013, 12:35 AM
So guess Toronto's final 4th qtr point total. I guess 11.

lefty
03-09-2013, 12:35 AM
Kobe is so weak :lmao

DMC
03-09-2013, 12:37 AM
Kobe Duryant

lefty
03-09-2013, 12:37 AM
What do Spurs gain by tanking?
They would get back the rights on Luis Scola

lefty
03-09-2013, 12:38 AM
Acnosaurus !

Killakobe81
03-09-2013, 12:38 AM
Lakers losing this one game over sons

ElNono
03-09-2013, 12:38 AM
06:40
[LAL 87-94] Bryant Free Throw 1 of 2 (23 PTS)
06:40
[LAL 88-94] Bryant Free Throw 2 of 2 (24 PTS)
05:52
[LAL 89-94] Bryant Free Throw 1 of 2 (25 PTS)
05:52
[LAL 90-94] Bryant Free Throw 2 of 2 (26 PTS)
04:20
[LAL 93-99] Bryant Free Throw 1 of 2 (27 PTS)
04:20
[LAL 94-99] Bryant Free Throw 2 of 2 (28 PTS)

DMC
03-09-2013, 12:38 AM
Wow 10 pf on the entire Lakers team.

Kobe with more FTs than the entire Raptors team

All is normal

spurraider21
03-09-2013, 12:40 AM
06:40
[LAL 87-94] Bryant Free Throw 1 of 2 (23 PTS)
06:40
[LAL 88-94] Bryant Free Throw 2 of 2 (24 PTS)
05:52
[LAL 89-94] Bryant Free Throw 1 of 2 (25 PTS)
05:52
[LAL 90-94] Bryant Free Throw 2 of 2 (26 PTS)
04:20
[LAL 93-99] Bryant Free Throw 1 of 2 (27 PTS)
04:20
[LAL 94-99] Bryant Free Throw 2 of 2 (28 PTS)
:lmao

kobes too determined to not let the lakers too. Mamba. Intense. Underbite.

https://www.google.com/search?q=so+you're+telling+me+kobe+missed+a+shot&hl=en&safe=off&client=safari&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=VMo6UaDzFcWp2gWOj4CwDA&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&biw=320&bih=356#i=0

DMC
03-09-2013, 12:40 AM
Do turnovers count in the triple double?

ElNono
03-09-2013, 12:40 AM
Dwight been making them FTs

Killakobe81
03-09-2013, 12:42 AM
No rotation by Artest ...

noob cake
03-09-2013, 12:42 AM
craptors better not choke this away

denying the Lakers 0.500+ basketball shall be a rite of passage for young players

DMC
03-09-2013, 12:43 AM
Raptors huddle: "Rudy, take more shots... Foul Kobe more... Make long full court passes for no reason..."

spurraider21
03-09-2013, 12:43 AM
Dwight been making them FTs
Nice jinx

ElNono
03-09-2013, 12:44 AM
can't say you don't get your money's worth with this Lakeshow team this year... every night is big drama

Clipper Nation
03-09-2013, 12:45 AM
Aaaaand the Raptors have officially switched into tank mode.... congrats on getting over .500, Lakers :toast

ElNono
03-09-2013, 12:45 AM
R:loldy G:loly

racm
03-09-2013, 12:45 AM
Kobe's probably the GOAT in making bad shots

ElNono
03-09-2013, 12:45 AM
that's a terrible flop by Nash tbh :lol

DMC
03-09-2013, 12:46 AM
Is there any doubt what the outcome is going to be? Isn't this like thinking the new comer is going to beat Triple H? Look, Triple H is down, he's going to lose to that nobody guy... wait... why is the ref talking to someone outside the ring... wow someone slid a chair in and hit the new guy... he's out

Clipper Nation
03-09-2013, 12:46 AM
:lol Kirby out-tanking the Raps

ElNono
03-09-2013, 12:46 AM
:lol D'Antoni calls a timeout to set up the ISO for Kobe... in that aspect he's just like Mike Brown

Killakobe81
03-09-2013, 12:46 AM
Horrible possessions by Kobe even that made 3

noob cake
03-09-2013, 12:47 AM
With Kobe's shot selection, most player would shoot 30%. Kobe is indeed the greatest bad shot taker.

DMC
03-09-2013, 12:47 AM
Ladies and germs, lesson on how to lose a 4 point lead in under 24 seconds while you have the ball.

TheSkeptic
03-09-2013, 12:48 AM
Pleasantly surprised by the Raptors* I must say. I wonder what LakersGround will say if the Lakers lose this one?

*that they held on this long I mean.

HarlemHeat37
03-09-2013, 12:48 AM
Is there any doubt what the outcome is going to be? Isn't this like thinking the new comer is going to beat Triple H? Look, Triple H is down, he's going to lose to that nobody guy... wait... why is the ref talking to someone outside the ring... wow someone slid a chair in and hit the new guy... he's out

:lmao

One of the best wrestling-basketball analogies I've read..DMC showing why he's on top of the ST humor game, tbh..

HarlemHeat37
03-09-2013, 12:48 AM
Lowry finally driving..fat ass better make these FTs..

DMC
03-09-2013, 12:49 AM
Next play... get the ball to Kobe.. drive the lane... turn around jumper and foul. Ensuing possession ball is thrown away. Kobe gets two more FTs. Tie game and OT

ElNono
03-09-2013, 12:49 AM
Lowry looks like Latarian, tbh

HarlemHeat37
03-09-2013, 12:49 AM
:lol Raptors announcer "no phantom calls please"..

Killakobe81
03-09-2013, 12:49 AM
Dumb foul by Dwight great shot by Kobe

spurraider21
03-09-2013, 12:49 AM
Kobe's probably the GOAT in making bad shots
Yeah but he's surely the GOAT at taking a lot of them

hater
03-09-2013, 12:49 AM
props to Kobe. he's the man

TheSkeptic
03-09-2013, 12:49 AM
*sigh* I suppose they could try fouling Howard.

DMC
03-09-2013, 12:50 AM
And we go into OT

noob cake
03-09-2013, 12:50 AM
lol Antoni drawing up a play.

It's not like we don't know what it is. Kobe takes a 3.

ElNono
03-09-2013, 12:50 AM
so, if you're the raptors, why not deny the inbound to everybody but dwight, then foul him?

hater
03-09-2013, 12:50 AM
if kobe ties this game. he's the fucking man and probably goat

DMC
03-09-2013, 12:50 AM
props to Kobe. he's the man

Shocker, NBA players can hit a 3pt shot when left unguarded. Someone didn't see the 3pt shooting competition.

Clipper Nation
03-09-2013, 12:50 AM
Dwight is fucking stupid :lol

HarlemHeat37
03-09-2013, 12:51 AM
Knowing the Raps, they will allow a scrub to make a 3..Metta, Meeks or Jamison, tbh..

Killakobe81
03-09-2013, 12:51 AM
Foul us on a 3 please Lakers will deserve this loss

midnightpulp
03-09-2013, 12:51 AM
Raptors should foul on purpose, but they won't.

TheSkeptic
03-09-2013, 12:51 AM
lol Antoni drawing up a play.

It's not like we don't know what it is. Kobe takes a 3.

Dramatic effect tbh.

ElNono
03-09-2013, 12:52 AM
D'Antoni draws a play for Nash and he's too slow to run through screens :lmao

DMC
03-09-2013, 12:52 AM
if kobe ties this game. he's the fucking man and probably goat
Not even OT, he'll hit the 3 and get fouled.

ElNono
03-09-2013, 12:52 AM
no more timeouts

Killakobe81
03-09-2013, 12:52 AM
Think Kobe will miss here too much attention send it to Nash

lefty
03-09-2013, 12:52 AM
of course

noob cake
03-09-2013, 12:53 AM
holy shit the rapist is a God

racm
03-09-2013, 12:53 AM
:wow Kobe

Killakobe81
03-09-2013, 12:53 AM
Motherfuckern Kobe

TheCultOfPersonality
03-09-2013, 12:53 AM
KObe coming up big

DMC
03-09-2013, 12:53 AM
Kobe playing 40 minutes against the Raptors in LA.

Clipper Nation
03-09-2013, 12:53 AM
Raptors are fucking pathetic..... they'll choke in OT for sure...

LkrFan
03-09-2013, 12:53 AM
Kobe!

midnightpulp
03-09-2013, 12:53 AM
Expected.

resistanze
03-09-2013, 12:53 AM
:lol

ElNono
03-09-2013, 12:53 AM
come on Raptors, you know he's shooting, just don't let him get the ball smh

thunderup
03-09-2013, 12:53 AM
Durant-esque there Kobe

ElNono
03-09-2013, 12:54 AM
Raptors with 5.5 secs so R:loldy G:loly can take a brick

JingleJangleJingle
03-09-2013, 12:54 AM
come on rudy gay make a shot...

HarlemHeat37
03-09-2013, 12:54 AM
Wow, I reverse-jinxed Kobe by posting that clutch shots picture earlier in this thread, tbh:lol..

He's in Lebron-mode right now, can't hate on him..

I'd go to Derozan here, but it'll probably be Gay bricking it, tbh..

Fat Lowry would be a decent option, but he would probably take a bad shot..

LkrFan
03-09-2013, 12:54 AM
Kobe torching the Raps again. :rollin

ElNono
03-09-2013, 12:54 AM
Think Kobe will miss here too much attention send it to Nash

:lol

lefty
03-09-2013, 12:55 AM
lol Gay

noob cake
03-09-2013, 12:55 AM
Ofc Rudy Gay chokes.

ElNono
03-09-2013, 12:55 AM
Raptors with 5.5 secs so R:loldy G:loly can take a brick


Raptors with 5.5 secs so R:loldy G:loly can take a brick


Raptors with 5.5 secs so R:loldy G:loly can take a brick


Raptors with 5.5 secs so R:loldy G:loly can take a brick

racm
03-09-2013, 12:55 AM
Lakers got this, they're great in OT

DMC
03-09-2013, 12:56 AM
Raps will take a long ass contested 3

JingleJangleJingle
03-09-2013, 12:56 AM
oh well Lakers over .500 the party has ended...

Clipper Nation
03-09-2013, 12:56 AM
Semen cloud forms in 5... 4.... 3....

ElNono
03-09-2013, 12:56 AM
I bet you can hear the laughter from Memphis...

noob cake
03-09-2013, 12:56 AM
I can't deny Kobe's greatness this week.

GOAT of the week.

midnightpulp
03-09-2013, 12:57 AM
Kobe's 3-12 on game winning or tying shots this year, so I see why the Raps gave him the shot. But they really should've intentionally fouled. Why dipshit NBA coaches don't intentionally foul in that situation is beyond me.

Oh well. Nice win, Laker fans. OT win against the Raps, needing 30+ FTA as well. Impressive.

LkrFan
03-09-2013, 12:57 AM
OT: H-town 87, GS 86. Lets go Warriors!

DMC
03-09-2013, 12:58 AM
Now Kobe goes into "I cannot miss" mode and the Lakers lose anyhow. That would be hilarious.

LkrFan
03-09-2013, 12:59 AM
Semen cloud forms in 5... 4.... 3....
I'm starting to think you are mid's troll. I'll keep monitoring your posts to be sure. :downspin:

HarlemHeat37
03-09-2013, 12:59 AM
Why is Derozan posting up Kobe? He's taller and bigger than you, you fucking Durant-faced pussy..

Raptors should run every play through Fat Lowry against Nash, tbh..drive and kick..

NickiRasgo
03-09-2013, 12:59 AM
Raptors having poor shot selection.

midnightpulp
03-09-2013, 01:00 AM
Now Kobe goes into "I cannot miss" mode and the Lakers lose anyhow. That would be hilarious.

No way the Lakers lose this. The NBA has made it patently obvious those fucks are untouchable in the 4th/OT. How many FTAs did the Lakers get in the 4th? 25? Expect the same blatant rigging for the Lakers in OT.

Kai
03-09-2013, 01:00 AM
Kobe is a cold mother fucker

HarlemHeat37
03-09-2013, 01:00 AM
Why don't teams run every play against Steve Nash, tbh?..it should be a no-brainer..

Killakobe81
03-09-2013, 01:01 AM
Dwight sux at fts ... But Kobe gotta feed Dwight on that for a dunk

Killakobe81
03-09-2013, 01:02 AM
Give the old Lakers a nice rest there with that review

Joyrider
03-09-2013, 01:03 AM
LOL all that reviewing just for Kobe to turn it over.

HarlemHeat37
03-09-2013, 01:04 AM
Raps finally run an intelligent play..every play should be attacking Meeks or Nash, tbh..

Killakobe81
03-09-2013, 01:04 AM
Horrible play against that trap by Kobe if he leaves Dwight got to force the scramble

HarlemHeat37
03-09-2013, 01:04 AM
Kyle Lowry's fat ass isn't guarding anybody..he's leaving Nash open on every play..

TheCultOfPersonality
03-09-2013, 01:05 AM
Too easy for Alan Anderson.

lefty
03-09-2013, 01:06 AM
kobe with the verbal flop

lefty
03-09-2013, 01:06 AM
That was no foul

Refs:lol

HarlemHeat37
03-09-2013, 01:06 AM
Raps finally run an intelligent play..every play should be attacking Meeks or Nash, tbh..

Keep doing it..

thunderup
03-09-2013, 01:07 AM
:lol meeks

LkrFan
03-09-2013, 01:07 AM
I hate it when MWP gets the ball. Bad bad things usually happens.

lefty
03-09-2013, 01:07 AM
There is NO way the Lakers lose this game



FML

Clipper Nation
03-09-2013, 01:08 AM
I was expecting the Raps to roll over and die, but I guess it'll just have to be a ref screwjob instead, tbh....

ElNono
03-09-2013, 01:08 AM
that inevitable moment when Rudy Gay takes a weak shot

CitizenDwayne
03-09-2013, 01:08 AM
why the fuck didn't Nash shoot that 3?!?!?!

midnightpulp
03-09-2013, 01:09 AM
More FTs during a crucial possession. Kobe's sucking ass during OT, but of course he gets the ticky-tack call to gift him his 70th FT of the game.

Killakobe81
03-09-2013, 01:09 AM
I guess Bernie missed the Stern memo ... Lol
Nash needs to fucking shoot

CitizenDwayne
03-09-2013, 01:11 AM
Damn, Meeks is getting ass-raped.

DMC
03-09-2013, 01:11 AM
Nash is in the system now, he's not going to be the scape goat for Bryant's "huge game in a loss" column in every LA feed and paper on the planet.

thunderup
03-09-2013, 01:11 AM
:lmao meeks

HarlemHeat37
03-09-2013, 01:11 AM
Raps finally run an intelligent play..every play should be attacking Meeks or Nash, tbh..

Joyrider
03-09-2013, 01:12 AM
R:loldy G:loly

ElNono
03-09-2013, 01:12 AM
why? why do you go to Rudy ISO when you've been scoring in the post at will? :pctoss

Is this a n!gger coach?

resistanze
03-09-2013, 01:12 AM
Gay is a fucking abortion...

Killakobe81
03-09-2013, 01:12 AM
Told you we lose Kobe blew his wad just to get this game here

midnightpulp
03-09-2013, 01:12 AM
Jesus fuckin' Christ. The Raptors are incapable of hitting a dagger to put the shitty ass Lakers out of their misery.

thunderup
03-09-2013, 01:12 AM
God Meeks is such a pathetic scrub

LkrFan
03-09-2013, 01:12 AM
GG Raps. Back to < .500 for them Lakers.

ElNono
03-09-2013, 01:13 AM
tbh, it's time for an ill-advised Kirby 3 that goes in anyways

DMC
03-09-2013, 01:13 AM
why? why do you go to Rudy ISO when you've been scoring in the post at will? :pctoss

Is this a n!gger coach?


Raptors huddle: "Rudy, take more shots... Foul Kobe more... Make long full court passes for no reason..."

ElNono
03-09-2013, 01:13 AM
well, it was Nash's time

lefty
03-09-2013, 01:14 AM
Raptors cant defend the 3 :lmao

DMC
03-09-2013, 01:14 AM
tbh, it's time for an ill-advised Kirby 3 that goes in anyways

Or gets put back by Artest and 1

ElNono
03-09-2013, 01:14 AM
R:loldy G:loly

Clipper Nation
03-09-2013, 01:14 AM
Game... Raptors should be contracted, tbh....

resistanze
03-09-2013, 01:14 AM
:lmao Craptors

racm
03-09-2013, 01:14 AM
Kirby with another GW dunk... props

ElNono
03-09-2013, 01:14 AM
this is why Memphis got rid of him, tbh... he's dumb as a rock and the anti-clutch

Nathan89
03-09-2013, 01:15 AM
Gray setting a screen on his own teammate

Trainwreck2100
03-09-2013, 01:15 AM
lol that atrocious D.

Joyrider
03-09-2013, 01:15 AM
LOL at refs holding their whistle as Howard grabs Gay's jersey going for that block.

HarlemHeat37
03-09-2013, 01:15 AM
Doubling behind the 3-point line, but still allowing him to drive and dunk?..yep, Raptors ball..

racm
03-09-2013, 01:15 AM
ElNono:

http://www.mensbasketballhoopscoop.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Dwane-Casey.jpg

DMC
03-09-2013, 01:15 AM
tbh, it's time for an ill-advised Kirby 3 that goes in anyways
Raptors cash a check. Raises the GNP of Canada by 33%

midnightpulp
03-09-2013, 01:16 AM
Rudy Gay, please end your worthless life after this game concludes. Thank you.

ElNono
03-09-2013, 01:16 AM
ElNono:

http://www.mensbasketballhoopscoop.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Dwane-Casey.jpg

smh

thunderup
03-09-2013, 01:16 AM
Kobe has such a killer instinct

thunderup
03-09-2013, 01:16 AM
:lol metta