21_Dickings
03-07-2013, 11:35 PM
Fat neck Spurs fans, the Silver 'n Shit is on the back burner. We'll deal with Jim and Co. in the WCF. Right now, public enemy number fuckin' 1 are the Oklahomo City Thunder.
The Lakers have always been the NBA's crusading force for good. In the 80's, we taught a lesson to those racist Bawston fuckheads when the Showtime Lakers, a predominantly African-American team, kicked the shit out the Celtics, a predominantly white team. The Lakers singlehandedly changed race-relations in the United States, and our wonderful country has been better for it ever since.
In the 90's, Magic Johnson contracted HIV on purpose in order to raise awareness about a disease so deadly, it had the potential to turn into a worldwide epidemic that could've ended the human race. Because of Magic's selfless action, which saw him forfeit the prime years of his career, HIV/AIDS is now pretty much an afterthought in developed countries. Magic is the reason you slip on a jimmy to mate with your heffer of a partner. Never forget that.
In the 00's, the Lakers saved the NBA from assured financial destruction when they kept the San Antonio Spurs from repeating on multiple occasions. An actual Spurs Dynasty would've bankrupted the NBA. And in an even more frightening alternate reality, we could've very well been denied Kobe Bryant's peak years if the Spurs managed to repeat in the early 00's. Take the time to thank the Los Angeles Lakers that you're not streaming Euroleague games right now for your basketball entertainment.
And in the 10's, the Lakers need to once again take up the sword and cut down the NBA's newest villain like a Crusading Knight lopping the limbs off the body of a fanatical Turk.
Just call me Pope 21_Dickings. And I'm calling to arms all of Laker Nation. It is of great importance we wrest our lands from the invading Meth-head hordes, that wicked race spawned from glass and smoke and chemicals. We must reclaim our birthright and restore His glory to the soiled earth. I say this to you who are present. As well as to those who are absent. Moreover, Dr. Buss commands it!
To all fan-nations great glory in arms, draw your sword and slay a meth-head in His name.
Deus Vult!
The Lakers have always been the NBA's crusading force for good. In the 80's, we taught a lesson to those racist Bawston fuckheads when the Showtime Lakers, a predominantly African-American team, kicked the shit out the Celtics, a predominantly white team. The Lakers singlehandedly changed race-relations in the United States, and our wonderful country has been better for it ever since.
In the 90's, Magic Johnson contracted HIV on purpose in order to raise awareness about a disease so deadly, it had the potential to turn into a worldwide epidemic that could've ended the human race. Because of Magic's selfless action, which saw him forfeit the prime years of his career, HIV/AIDS is now pretty much an afterthought in developed countries. Magic is the reason you slip on a jimmy to mate with your heffer of a partner. Never forget that.
In the 00's, the Lakers saved the NBA from assured financial destruction when they kept the San Antonio Spurs from repeating on multiple occasions. An actual Spurs Dynasty would've bankrupted the NBA. And in an even more frightening alternate reality, we could've very well been denied Kobe Bryant's peak years if the Spurs managed to repeat in the early 00's. Take the time to thank the Los Angeles Lakers that you're not streaming Euroleague games right now for your basketball entertainment.
And in the 10's, the Lakers need to once again take up the sword and cut down the NBA's newest villain like a Crusading Knight lopping the limbs off the body of a fanatical Turk.
Just call me Pope 21_Dickings. And I'm calling to arms all of Laker Nation. It is of great importance we wrest our lands from the invading Meth-head hordes, that wicked race spawned from glass and smoke and chemicals. We must reclaim our birthright and restore His glory to the soiled earth. I say this to you who are present. As well as to those who are absent. Moreover, Dr. Buss commands it!
To all fan-nations great glory in arms, draw your sword and slay a meth-head in His name.
Deus Vult!