_who would you have sex with only for a Million dollars?_

[Dan Rather]

I'm sorry but in oder for me to have sex with Janet Reno I may need more than one million, and it would have to be in cash,

who would you have sex with only for a Million dollars?

Thank You

[Tonto]

tonto only need 24 pack of bud light fire water and toto have sex with old maid shelly.

[TheTruth]

i've NEVER paid more than $100 for sex

[Shelly]

tonto only need 24 pack of bud light fire water and toto have sex with old maid shelly.

Old Maid Shelly wouldn't have sex with Tonto. Tonto shorter than she is.

[Smackie Chan]

i've NEVER paid more than $100 for sex


Pssssst! I think Dan was talking about with the oppisite sex :lmao

[Hook Dem]

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/8608/256671f1db.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Larry Dallas]

Old Maid Shelly wouldn't have sex with Tonto. Tonto shorter than she is.

STFU you would be all over tattoo's weasle if you could get on fantasy island :lmao


http://www.boomspeed.com/woaimouse/Mouse-Rack.jpg

[ObiwanGinobili]

For just 1 million bucks I would have sex with:

Steve Buscemihttp://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/040902/164922__buscemi_l.jpg
I read in a survey some place that 69% of american women were willing to have sex with him. I'd like to see whats up.

Sean Conneryhttp://thompsonclan6.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/sean_connery.jpg
Yes, he is gettign up in years.( ok ok ok he's freakin old as hell) BUt GODDAMN that voice drives me up a wall. PLus he could pop a viagra, we could turn of the lights, and I'd pretend it was the Sean Connery from the 1956 Mr. Universe contest.......
(he's # 24 inthe middle in the white speedo....... :makeout yum!)
http://www.pathguy.com/lectures/seanconnery1.jpg

[Mr Roper]

I would pay twice that is someone would take care of mrs roper for me.

[Useruser666]

I think Tonto and Smackie Chan have sex with each other regularly. :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

I would definatly need MORE than 1 Million dollars to have sex with the following:
Rush Limbaugh http://homepage.mac.com/jholbo/nutwork/images/Limbaugh,%20Rush.jpg
sweaty fat assed big mouth

Tucker Carlson http://www.gawker.com/news/TuckerCarlson.jpg
bowtie wearing blowhard - and he got PWNED by Jon Stewart. Tuckers not even a man.

TLONG - um, no explanation needed.

[TheTruth]

Pssssst! I think Dan was talking about with the oppisite sex :lmao
MY BAD. I'd only have sex w/ former Silver Star ctr Margo Dydek if she paid 1 million dollars.

[Inbred]

I think Tonto and Smackie Chan have sex with each other regularly. :lol


your welcome to join in next time.

[mouse]

For just 1 million bucks I would have sex with:

Steve Buscemihttp://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/040902/164922__buscemi_l.jpg
I read in a survey some place that 69% of american women were willing to have sex with him. I'd like to see whats up.

Sean Conneryhttp://thompsonclan6.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/sean_connery.jpg
Yes, he is gettign up in years.( ok ok ok he's freakin old as hell) BUt GODDAMN that voice drives me up a wall. PLus he could pop a viagra, we could turn of the lights, and I'd pretend it was the Sean Connery from the 1956 Mr. Universe contest.......
(he's # 24 inthe middle in the white speedo....... :makeout yum!)
http://www.pathguy.com/lectures/seanconnery1.jpg

^RACK :lmao

[ObiwanGinobili]

I would totally fuck the following people for free:

Bill Clintonhttp://www.upforanything.net/clintonheart.jpg
Dude he is sooo HOTT. Plus, he did Monica's tubby ass so I know I've got more than a fair shot.

John Leguizamohttp://www.theotherlookofcolombia.com/john_leguizamo.jpg
I've got this thing for short, hard bodied hispanic types.

Patrick Stewarthttp://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a305/wryknow/patrick_stewart_main.jpguhm, hello!! He's freakin Capt. Picard!!! of course I want him. Oh, and I also have a thing for bald guys... they are 2nd right behind short trollish hispanics......

[Useruser666]

You would fuck Simba? :lol

[ZStomp]

You would fuck Simba? :lol

That's Mufasa!

[IX_Equilibrium]

Odalys Garcia

That way I'd get to bang a gorgeous chick, AND get a cool million bucks. Winning x 2

http://www.celebskin.net/h/odalys-garcia/odalys-garcia-08.jpg

[bigzak25]

i am bald and do a mean sean connery impression.
i am hispanic and will crouch down to your desired height.
name the time and place. thanks. :smokin



for a million bucks? i'd do the ugliest bitches on the planet. margaret cho. sandra berndhart, and rosie odonnel. same time too. :lmao

[ObiwanGinobili]

:oops :oops I fixed it allright???

geesh! :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

i am bald and do a mean sean connery impression.
i am hispanic and will crouch down to your desired height.
name the time and place. thanks. :smokin



for a million bucks? i'd do the ugliest bitches on the planet. margaret cho. sandra berndhart, and rosie odonnel. same time too. :lmao


crouching down doesn't cut it babe.
sorry! :(
you need to be genuianly short.
Short built men have very thick very powerful thighs............ :princess

[SpursWoman]

http://www.paperback-books.com/image/Indecent%20Proposal-Jack%20Engelhard%20FC.jpg

[2pac]

http://www.hoophall.com/halloffamers/img/magic_johnson.jpg

[bigzak25]

:lmao ask mouse about my thick and poweful thighs...why do you think he missed all those gtg's...he couldn't walk for weeks...just lay in the tub and shiver...

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lmao

[polandprzem]

MY BAD. I'd only have sex w/ former Silver Star ctr Margo Dydek if she paid 1 million dollars.
hehe
Poland rulezz :tu

[Ron Jeremy]

It would take every penny of that one milion to lay this vato.

http://www.boomspeed.com/woaimouse/a-4.jpg

[mouse]

:lmao ask mouse about my thick and poweful thighs.....

BigSnack is right, his thighs are so fat, when we was 69 ing each other, I couldn't hear the sterio for shit.

[Jimcs50]

BigSnack is right, his thighs are so fat, when we was 69 ing each other, I couldn't hear the sterio for shit.

That is just wrong.

[bigzak25]

BigSnack is right, his thighs are so fat, when we was 69 ing each other, I couldn't hear the sterio for shit.



bitch, you little feet didn't even make it past my tits...
and who knew you were an innie? no wonder your old lady is always pissed off... :smokin

[mouse]

That is just wrong.

what was wrong is I had to use a straw from a sonic route 44 as a snorkle :lmao

[Jimcs50]

http://hot-celebs.dreamhost.com/images/mrskin5.jpg

I would do Angelina for a million, if Brad won't get jealous.

[bigzak25]

tanks man . .nw i don neeeeed my fngres tooo typ

[Flea]

Bill Clinton??? Ewwwwww!!!

[Flea]

Obiwan, I would do Sean Connery too....who cares if he is old, he is still sexy.

[Jimcs50]

Obiwan, I would do Sean Connery too....who cares if he is old, he is still sexy.


Would you do me?

:)

[Flea]

I would do him even though he is kind of old too. I would shut my eyes and pretend he still looked like this.......that chin and jaw drives me crazy.



http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y293/Borkle/edleaning.jpg


http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y293/Borkle/fatigues.jpg :spin

[Flea]

Would you do me?

:)


Do you look like Ed Harris? :makeout




:lol

[Marklar MM]

For Free...Vida Guerra
http://www.yovacollection.com/yc/conocela/Guerra.htm
http://www.vinnie.org/images/Vida%20Guerra%20Great%20ass2.jpg

[ObiwanGinobili]

Bill Clinton??? Ewwwwww!!!

:lol
I just got a thing for the guy.
He's super charming. Plus he plays the sax, and apparently he's not afraid of kinky sex.....

[ObiwanGinobili]

I would do him even though now he is kind of old too. I would shut my eyes and pretend he still looked like this.......that chin and jaw line drives me crazy.



http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y293/Borkle/edleaning.jpg


http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y293/Borkle/fatigues.jpg :spin


:tu Gotta love Ed Harris.
but would you do it for 1 mill or for free???

I think I'd do him for the 1 mill..... shoot add Dennis Quaid to that list too....
http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/personalidades/atores/dennis-quaid/dennis-quaid01.jpg


however... Randy Quaid would require many mnay many millions.

[Flea]

:lol
I just got a thing for the guy.
He's super charming. Plus he plays the sax, and apparently he's not afraid of kinky sex.....


Well if it's kinky you want how about..........

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y293/Borkle/marv-albert.jpg


:lol

[E20]

I'm just gonna list the people I'd do period.

Jessica Alba
Salma Hayek
Alyssa Milano
Thalia
Tiffani Amber Thiessen
Katherine Zeta Jones
Joy Giovanni
Eva La Rue

[Flea]

FREE if he looked like he did 20 years ago.....now it may cost him.

Oh and yes to Dennis Quaid and at least 10 mil for Randy Quaid.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Well if it's kinky you want how about..........

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y293/Borkle/marv-albert.jpg


:lol



:lol ewwwww!! not Clinger!!!!!!! :vomit

But since we are talking "MASH" I'd do a late 70's Alan Alda for 1 mill, and a 2005 Alan Alda for 8Mill.

[bigzak25]

that's not clinger, that's marv albert...this is clinger... :lol


http://www.eldorado.cz/studanka/akce/clinger.jpg

[ObiwanGinobili]

OH MY GOD!! :wow

Marv Albert looks just like Clinger!!!!! :lol


oh, hell no @ Marv. fuckin bitter. Bitting's not kinky - it;s S&M... freak.

[Duff McCartney]

for a million bucks? i'd do the ugliest bitches on the planet. margaret cho.

Careful there zak, Manny and Jekka will both shit bricks if they hear you saying that.

[tlongII]

For Free...Vida Guerra
http://www.yovacollection.com/yc/conocela/Guerra.htm
http://www.vinnie.org/images/Vida%20Guerra%20Great%20ass2.jpg


I'd hit it.

[Duff McCartney]

http://www.webmistris.com/aliciakeyescity.jpg

I'd do her for free.

[CalsonicKansei]

:lol ewwwww!! not Clinger!!!!!!! :vomit

But since we are talking "MASH" I'd do a late 70's Alan Alda for 1 mill, and a 2005 Alan Alda for 8Mill.

Looks like MARV ALBERT. And I would do Venus Williams for a million.

[Jimcs50]

Do you look like Ed Harris? :makeout




:lol


I am much better looking than him.

[MannyIsGod]

Careful there zak, Manny and Jekka will both shit bricks if they hear you saying that.
Almost done, Almost! This close! Aren't you Duff?

[MannyIsGod]

I actually think the bettter thread is "Who would have sex with Duff for a million dollars?"

[SpursWoman]

No shit ya'll would do all the beautiful people for free....I don't think that was the question.

D'uh. :rolleyes :lol

[Jimcs50]

No shit ya'll would do all the beautiful people for free....I don't think that was the question.

D'uh. :rolleyes :lol

I would charge the beautiful women also....I am not cheap, you know :)

[SpursWoman]

I would charge the beautiful women also....I am not cheap, you know :)


:lol

[Flea]

I am much better looking than him.



Well then......do you have a million dollars?






:lol

[Flea]

I actually think the bettter thread is "Who would have sex with Duff for a million dollars?"



If anyone says yes don't expect Duff to pay you.




:lol

[timvp]

I'd have sex with Kori Ellis for one million dollars.

[ClintSquint]

Almost anybody...hell, when the lights go out...in my mind I'm givin' it to Halle Berry.

[ObiwanGinobili]

http://www.hoophall.com/halloffamers/img/magic_johnson.jpg


your gonna need more than $1mill to pay for your AZT....

[Spursy]

I think the point of the question is what is your limit, so my million dollar limit would be

http://www.eonline.com/News/Court/Images/mug.roseane.jpg






I mean...come on...its a million dollars, and I'd only have to do it once.
For a million dollars the nightmares would be worth it too.

[Jimcs50]

I think the point of the question is what is your limit, so my million dollar limit would be

http://www.eonline.com/News/Court/Images/mug.roseane.jpg


I mean...come on...its a million dollars, and I'd only have to do it once.
For a million dollars the nightmares would be worth it too.

They do not make enough Viagra for me to get with her, I promise you that.

:)

[Old School Chic]

Big Shot Bob! :makeout

[Cant_Be_Faded]

kristin malia, nelly furtado (pre-baby), jessica alba, catalina cruz, monica mendez

[Cant_Be_Faded]

i would do roseanne for free just to say that i did roseanne

[Jimcs50]

^^^^^^^one sick mofo.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

^^^^^^^one sick mofo.


hahahahahahaha

[SpursWoman]

i would do roseanne for free just to say that i did roseanne

:lmao

[Zombie]

I'd make Mouse SQUEAL like a pig for a million dollars!

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I'd make Mouse SQUEAL like a pig for a million dollars!


would you toot on his van horn? :lol :lol :lol

[baseline bum]

Nancy Reagan, just so I could brag to Too Short about it.

[TNT21]

A better question would be who would have sex with me for a million dollars??