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Thread
03-18-2013, 11:19 AM
Lakers at Suns.

Suns win I'm gone until April 1st.

Lakers win you lodge a thread genuinely beseeching the Ellis girl to activate my "Giuseppe" moniker.

No trolls, no new fellows. I want somebody who ran me off, did me dirt, stripped me down naked and dumped me in the nice part of San Antonio in front of the Ellis palatial estate.

All my love,

- Pappy

jag
03-18-2013, 11:20 AM
You're really stepping out on a limb with this one

Koolaid_Man
03-18-2013, 11:27 AM
Lakers at Suns.

Suns win I'm gone until April 1st.

Lakers win you lodge a thread genuinely beseeching the Ellis girl to activate my "Giuseppe" moniker.

No trolls, no new fellows. I want somebody who ran me off, did me dirt, stripped me down naked and dumped me in the nice part of San Antonio in front of the Ellis palatial estate.

All my love,

- Pappy

Double or nothing..

Suns win and Kool stay's gone until next season....
Lakers win and Kori sends me nice shots of her feet with pink nail polish....

All My Lust,

- Nappy

Thread
03-18-2013, 11:35 AM
^LMAO!!!

Dick Jones
03-18-2013, 11:36 AM
Lakers at Suns.

Suns win I'm gone until April 1st.

Lakers win you lodge a thread genuinely beseeching the Ellis girl to activate my "Giuseppe" moniker.

No trolls, no new fellows. I want somebody who ran me off, did me dirt, stripped me down naked and dumped me in the nice part of San Antonio in front of the Ellis palatial estate.

All my love,

- Pappy

I'm cashing you out, Cubby.

Thread
03-18-2013, 11:44 AM
I'm cashing you out, Cubby.

Not with a Post Count of 12. Uh, uh.

NASpurs
03-18-2013, 11:48 AM
Lakers at Suns.

Suns win I'm gone until April 1st.

Lakers win you lodge a thread genuinely beseeching the Ellis girl to activate my "Giuseppe" moniker.

No trolls, no new fellows. I want somebody who ran me off, did me dirt, stripped me down naked and dumped me in the nice part of San Antonio in front of the Ellis palatial estate.

All my love,

- Pappy

How about until the Lakers make the playoffs, whether it's this year, next year or five years down the road?

Thread
03-18-2013, 12:00 PM
How about until the Lakers make the playoffs, whether it's this year, next year or five years down the road?

Hell no. I just got back from 9 months out in the cold.

TheRealCB
03-18-2013, 12:03 PM
Hell no. I just got back from 9 months out in the cold.

You decided you want to stay old friend?

Mori Chu
03-18-2013, 02:33 PM
How do I register to bet against my own team here?

CubanMustGo
03-18-2013, 02:35 PM
Wow, gone for a whole 11 days in the incredibly unlikely chance a suck-ass Suns team gets a win. What a risk-taker.

</Thread> [in all of our dreams, anyway]

Lincoln
03-18-2013, 02:54 PM
You're a pussy. I'll take the bet if you're gone until 2014

monosylab1k
03-18-2013, 03:02 PM
I'm in only under these parameters -

1. Suns win, and you're out until Kori gives you Giuseppe back. Thread is forever banished from posting.

2. Lakers win, and I petition Kori every day until you get Giuseppe back. I cannot post (except to Kori) until you get Giuseppe.

Katherine Robinson
03-18-2013, 03:11 PM
Please, nobody take Dale on this foolish offer. He has not been taking his medications, stating that only pussies & assholes need medicine. This has caused him to have terrible judgment, such as expecting the Lakers to win an easy game or using a wrench to rip out my teeth instead of pliers.

I humbly request, as a loyal and kind wife to a violent cuckold, that nobody take advantage of him. The Robinson household would be in ruins if he was once again barred from posting on these forums - why I would even wager this could bring back the O&32 era where Dale would hire mexicans to wear Tim Duncan jerseys and finger his balloon knot. These were very confusing times and a far cry from this morning when Dale was banned from Wikipedia for changing Tim Duncan's name to "Tim DungBag".

DMC
03-18-2013, 03:32 PM
Only if you come back as your original name. I don't do bets with grey or pinks plus Dale supported the welching of Kool and encouraged it, no room to pretend he's honorable to a bet.

Thread
03-18-2013, 05:21 PM
I'm in only under these parameters -

1. Suns win, and you're out until Kori gives you Giuseppe back. Thread is forever banished from posting.

2. Lakers win, and I petition Kori every day until you get Giuseppe back. I cannot post (except to Kori) until you get Giuseppe.

Please. You welcomed me back with open arms until I wouldn't kiss your ass,,,,,,then, and only then did you take umbrage.

monosylab1k
03-18-2013, 05:32 PM
Please. You welcomed me back with open arms until I wouldn't kiss your ass,,,,,,then, and only then did you take umbrage.

Those are my parameters. Take em or find another deal.

Thread
03-18-2013, 05:35 PM
Those are my parameters. Take em or find another deal.



monosylab1k (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=5048) - 1 Week AgoView Conversation (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/converse.php?u=5048&u2=19320)

Good to see you back, Giu. Now go and fuck you mother some more.

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Let us proceed...

MultiTroll
03-18-2013, 06:53 PM
Get a life.

Thread
03-18-2013, 06:54 PM
Get a life.

I got one:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

monosylab1k
03-18-2013, 07:16 PM
monosylab1k (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=5048) - 1 Week AgoView Conversation (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/converse.php?u=5048&u2=19320)

Good to see you back, Giu. Now go and fuck you mother some more.

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Let us proceed...

What the hell does that mean? Do we have a deal? A simple yes or no will work just fine, Gramps.

Thread
03-18-2013, 07:19 PM
^Turn my corner light off again, motherfucker.

Latarian Milton
03-18-2013, 07:57 PM
i've always been on your campaign to reactivate your original accounts (culburn, guiseppe etc...) tbh. the board needs cully to play in his real character imho, not someone who posts under random troll accounts

Thread
03-18-2013, 08:31 PM
i've always been on your campaign to reactivate your original accounts (culburn, guiseppe etc...) tbh. the board needs cully to play in his real character imho, not someone who posts under random troll accounts

I don't do troll accounts. It's my religion.

monosylab1k
03-18-2013, 09:27 PM
^Turn my corner light off again, motherfucker.

All you had to say was yay or nay, dicknose. Your corner will remain untouched until the return of Giuseppe.

WeNeedLength
03-18-2013, 10:09 PM
Where's lakaluva?

KoolAid Mans Brother
03-18-2013, 11:08 PM
bye 'Seppe, see you April 1st :depressed

midnightpulp
03-18-2013, 11:25 PM
I don't get why people always fall for this ruse and take Culburn up when he proposes an ELE. Now Culburn gets to avoid eating the shit-sandwich after his beloved Lakers got their asses kicked by the team he hates the most.

Well played, Spurstalk :tu

KaiRMD1
03-18-2013, 11:25 PM
NaNa Na Na NaNa Na Na HEY HEY HEY GOODBYE!!!!! (Wish it was past April 1st)

scanry
03-18-2013, 11:28 PM
I don't get why people always fall for this ruse and take Culburn up when he proposes an ELE. Now Culburn gets to avoid eating the shit-sandwich after his beloved Lakers got their asses kicked by the team he hates the most.

Well played, Spurstalk :tu

Exactly he doesn't have to go through the heartburn watching his Lakers lose to some scrub a$$ teams in the next couple of weeks.

Thread
03-18-2013, 11:31 PM
NaNa Na Na NaNa Na Na HEY HEY HEY GOODBYE!!!!! (Wish it was past April 1st)

Please.

midnightpulp
03-18-2013, 11:31 PM
I don't get why people always fall for this ruse and take Culburn up when he proposes an ELE. Now Culburn gets to avoid eating the shit-sandwich after his beloved Lakers got their asses kicked by the team he hates the most.

Well played, Spurstalk :tu

Nevermind. It doesn't look like anyone took him up on the bet.

Thread, get in here and bring your plate. It's dinner time.

midnightpulp
03-18-2013, 11:32 PM
Please.

The Suns? Really, Culburn?

The Suns?

Thread
03-18-2013, 11:32 PM
The Suns? Really, Culburn?

The Suns?

lmemulatedao!!!

KaiRMD1
03-18-2013, 11:33 PM
Kobe: 5

Tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

Please.

Thread
03-18-2013, 11:33 PM
^:rolleyes

BlackSwordsMan
03-18-2013, 11:35 PM
Nah uh you quit and left me you aint ever getting in my panties again, tee, hee

baseline bum
03-18-2013, 11:35 PM
Did Bible Kemp really shoot 6-18 against the fucking Phoenix Suns?!?!?! I mean, I would have been shocked by Sacre shooting less than 50% against that shit defense, but the second greatest man of god in league history? :rollin

midnightpulp
03-18-2013, 11:36 PM
lmemulatedao!!!

All the while Howard's was having a shucking-and-jiving good old time, smilin' like a monkey in a banana factory as the Suns were pinning the Lakers' scrotum to the hardwood.

Thread
03-18-2013, 11:37 PM
All the while Howard's was having a shucking-and-jiving good old time, smilin' like a monkey in a banana factory as the Suns were pinning the Lakers' scrotum to the hardwood.

That's exactly what he was doing when Kobe tied the tired old shit bag Duncan at 4.

BlackSwordsMan
03-18-2013, 11:38 PM
That's exactly what he was doing when Kobe tied the tired old shit bag Duncan at 4.

Nah uh Kobe quit on his team when they made the playoffs.

Clipper Nation
03-18-2013, 11:38 PM
My Team: Los Angeles Lakers

:lmao

Thread
03-18-2013, 11:38 PM
:lmao

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

BlackSwordsMan
03-18-2013, 11:40 PM
This aint the real cubby. Good imitation doe

Thread
03-18-2013, 11:41 PM
^:rolleyes

BlackSwordsMan
03-18-2013, 11:42 PM
No I'll give it to you thread you did a good job pretending to be my little cubby but I know the real one

KaiRMD1
03-18-2013, 11:42 PM
I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

Why don't you set a trend of finding your ass out of Spurstalk until April 1st? :rollin Dumbass made a sure fire bet and the Lakers still lost.

Thread
03-18-2013, 11:42 PM
:rolleyes

Thread
03-18-2013, 11:43 PM
Why don't you set a trend of finding your ass out of Spurstalk until April 1st? :rollin Dumbass made a sure fire bet and the Lakers still lost.

Nobody took it, fuckface.

BlackSwordsMan
03-18-2013, 11:43 PM
:rolleyes
Yup he used this face a lot too.

BlackSwordsMan
03-18-2013, 11:44 PM
Nobody took it, fuckface.

Cubby never cursed not around me at least. So once again pretty good imitation.

Latarian Milton
03-18-2013, 11:53 PM
im expecting a strong april-fool comeback of cully :cry

Thread
03-18-2013, 11:54 PM
^Not necessary. Nobody took it. Too afraid.

DMC
03-19-2013, 02:23 AM
Yeah Dale didn't curse at people too much. He also used the roll eyes more often. Try harder. This is someone's attempt to get Dale's pw and become Dale.

Thread
03-19-2013, 07:42 AM
^:rolleyes

jag
03-19-2013, 07:52 AM
He's trying to play it off, but I know deep down he's got to be upset with such a shameful performance.

Thread
03-19-2013, 07:56 AM
^Bend over, I'll show ya a shameful fuckin' performance.

Thread
03-19-2013, 07:57 AM
.

dunkman
03-19-2013, 08:24 AM
The Suns, trendy?
Say it isn't so . . .
:lol

Thread
03-19-2013, 08:26 AM
^Shut up & get ready for tomorrow nite.

I'm gonna need ya's this week. Don't fuck it up.

dunkman
03-19-2013, 08:29 AM
:lol