OMG just threw together the ultimate redneck salad...

[CosmicCowboy]

Had a bunch of salad/veggies/stuff on the edge of going bad and decided to do a redneck wilted salad. Diced 4 slices of peppered bacon. Got that on @ medium high heat. When it was about 2/3 done crunched up about 2 double handfuls of tostada chips that were going stale and threw them in. Cooked till all were crisp. threw in a tomato going soft lightly chopped. Cooked another minute or two. The chips soaked up all the liquid goodness. Turned the heat down to low and dumped in a gallon or so of spring salad that was starting to wilt. Seasoned to taste as I tossed it till wilted. OMFG that was a home run. Was freaking amazing. I am so going to do that again as a bed for sliced smoked tenderloin.

[FatBeaner]

Redneck salad is tatersalad!

[CosmicCowboy]

not necessarily.

[Spur|n|Austin]

Sounds good, but I don't feel like, "OMG" and redneck go together.

[CosmicCowboy]

Sounds good, but I don't feel like, "OMG" and redneck go together.

If you are a cosmic cowboy you can make it work.

[Sportcamper]

I have gotten so lazy in the kitchen that I only buy pre made salads & fruit bowls…

[Summers]

If you are a cosmic cowboy you can make it work.

You are a Renaissance man! :) Salad sounds tasty.

[lebomb]

Did someone say Tossed Salad??? :p:

[TeyshaBlue]

Had a bunch of salad/veggies/stuff on the edge of going bad and decided to do a redneck wilted salad. Diced 4 slices of peppered bacon. Got that on @ medium high heat. When it was about 2/3 done crunched up about 2 double handfuls of tostada chips that were going stale and threw them in. Cooked till all were crisp. threw in a tomato going soft lightly chopped. Cooked another minute or two. The chips soaked up all the liquid goodness. Turned the heat down to low and dumped in a gallon or so of spring salad that was starting to wilt. Seasoned to taste as I tossed it till wilted. OMFG that was a home run. Was freaking amazing. I am so going to do that again as a bed for sliced smoked tenderloin.

You're going to make a good wife for somebody.

[silverblk mystix]

Had a bunch of salad/veggies/stuff on the edge of going bad and decided to do a redneck wilted salad. Diced 4 slices of peppered bacon. Got that on @ medium high heat. When it was about 2/3 done crunched up about 2 double handfuls of tostada chips that were going stale and threw them in. Cooked till all were crisp. threw in a tomato going soft lightly chopped. Cooked another minute or two. The chips soaked up all the liquid goodness. Turned the heat down to low and dumped in a gallon or so of spring salad that was starting to wilt. Seasoned to taste as I tossed it till wilted. OMFG that was a home run. Was freaking amazing. I am so going to do that again as a bed for sliced smoked tenderloin.


Sir, please turn in your man card and log off immediately. Your man card priveleges have been revoked.

[clambake]

Sir, please turn in your man card and log off immediately. Your man card priveleges have been revoked.

he would be more than happy to turn in his man card to you.

try to show up this time.

[DarrinS]

When in doubt, add bacon

[I. Hustle]

Sir, please turn in your man card and log off immediately. Your man card priveleges have been revoked.

Because he made a salad? Shit! I love salads. That one sounded pretty good.

[CosmicCowboy]

Sir, please turn in your man card and log off immediately. Your man card priveleges have been revoked.

:lmao

Men that can cook are even more manly than the pussies that have to depend on others to cook for them.

[Trill Clinton]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=196207&page=28&p=6404754#post6404754

[silverblk mystix]

he would be more than happy to turn in his man card to you.

try to show up this time.


:lol

I usually send a flunkie to handle my light work. Thanks.

[Salad Tosser]

CC tosses a mean salad.

[silverblk mystix]

Because he made a salad? Shit! I love salads. That one sounded pretty good.

Aren't you the salad tosser?

You might have one of those man cards...but he was talking about a different type of salad...:lol

[I. Hustle]

Aren't you the salad tosser?

You might have one of those man cards...but he was talking about a different type of salad...:lol

I must not have read into it as much as you did. I guess when you really want to find what your looking for then eventually you will.

[TeyshaBlue]

he would be more than happy to turn in his man card to you.

try to show up this time.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y64/teyshablue/tumblr_m2nk02fIvR1rqkpceo1_400_zps1776cf78.gif

[FatBeaner]

Had a bunch of salad/veggies/stuff on the edge of going bad and decided to do a redneck wilted salad. Diced 4 slices of peppered bacon. Got that on @ medium high heat. When it was about 2/3 done crunched up about 2 double handfuls of tostada chips that were going stale and threw them in. Cooked till all were crisp. threw in a tomato going soft lightly chopped. Cooked another minute or two. The chips soaked up all the liquid goodness. Turned the heat down to low and dumped in a gallon or so of spring salad that was starting to wilt. Seasoned to taste as I tossed it till wilted. OMFG that was a home run. Was freaking amazing. I am so going to do that again as a bed for sliced smoked tenderloin.


stale chips and wilted salad belongs in the trash bro. but as said i guess bacon can save anything.

[CosmicCowboy]

stale chips and wilted salad belongs in the trash bro. but as said i guess bacon can save anything.

Stale chips aren't stale after you fry them and wilted salad is great.

[ALVAREZ6]

Because he made a salad? Shit! I love salads. That one sounded pretty good.


Men that can cook are even more manly than the pussies that have to depend on others to cook for them.

:tu

[thispego]

My only issue with CC is he never posts pictures of his culinary creations, only lame detailed descriptions. That just doesn't cut it.

[CosmicCowboy]

My only issue with CC is he never posts pictures of his culinary creations, only lame detailed descriptions. That just doesn't cut it.

Sorry. Most of us grew out of books with big letters and pictures on every page and learned how to express ourselves with verbal pictures. Plus taking a picture of a salad I made to post on the internet is approaching creepy social networking. I'll occasionally post BBQ pics (and then have ST trolls that have never boiled water claim they can tell it's dry from the picture) but seriously...taking a picture of a freaking salad?

[JudynTX]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[CosmicCowboy]

Pics or it didn't happen.

OK...a belated picture

http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/a-giant-turd.jpg

[Drachen]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y64/teyshablue/tumblr_m2nk02fIvR1rqkpceo1_400_zps1776cf78.gif

I am guessing that a lot of people here are going to love google's new animated gif search filter.

[JudynTX]

OK...a belated picture

http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/a-giant-turd.jpg

Red X :lol

[mrsmaalox]

I don't like wilted stuff.

[CavsSuperFan]

I don't like wilted stuff.
You learn to live with it...:depressed

[TeyshaBlue]

I don't like wilted stuff.

You're very high maintenance.

[mrsmaalox]

:lol

[thispego]

Sorry. Most of us grew out of books with big letters and pictures on every page and learned how to express ourselves with verbal pictures. Plus taking a picture of a salad I made to post on the internet is approaching creepy social networking. I'll occasionally post BBQ pics (and then have ST trolls that have never boiled water claim they can tell it's dry from the picture) but seriously...taking a picture of a freaking salad?

If its thread-worthy its picture-worthy. Get it right next time, old man.

[marini martini]

I personally don't want to see a picture of any wilted thing! :rolleyes

[Relevancy]

You describe your creations very well Cosmic, it even awakens my appetite, I like reading about food, makes me a hungry animal.

[nacho]

I been throwing in some arrugula for some heat recently and the old lady loves it.