LA Kobeless vs Phoenix Scrublas Game Thread

[ElNono]

Phoenix pretending they're not tanking so far...

[whitemamba]

niggas look tired tonight

[Killakobe81]

niggas look tired tonight

what's with Dwight?!

[Latarian Milton]

LA counterfeit suns vs Phoenix real suns thread tbh

[racm]

what's with Dwight?!

Giving less effort now that Kobe isn't barking in his direction every possession

[Splits]

Coward 4-5 from the line, tankers 1-5

[Banzai]

lolakers

[Venti Quattro]

lolakers

[thunderup]

:lol Lakers

[Clipper Nation]

Not sure who's more pathetic right now, the Lakers or the Knicks :lol

[ElNono]

somebody tell Hunter they're supposed to lose this game

[Splits]

Lakers got this, ffs Beasley is on the court.

[Splits]

:lol Beasley is such a scrub, feasting on the tired 7 man rotation _'Antoni throwing out there.

[spurraider21]

Kobe told his teammates to tank to make himself look better, tbh

[ElNono]

lolakers

[ElNono]

:lol figured out

[Killakobe81]

Mehh expected loss. /nice pass by Kendal Marshall

[ElNono]

:lol @ expected loss

[Splits]

Artest already logged 36 minutes, 3/14 from the field and 1/7 from 3. Keep shooting Ron!

[ElNono]

:lol getting shat on by Scrubla

[DAF86]

Scrubla shitting on the Lakers :lol

[noob cake]

my man scola closing out the Lakers

[ElNono]

D'Antoni *still* running Nash, Metta and Dwight out there when this game is already over

[DMC]

Unimportant game since Utah will lose as well.

[Thebesteva]

Ouch...that awkward moment Scola is single handily beating the Lakers with a jump shot. That Antoni system

[ElNono]

Phoenix splitting the season series with the Lakeshow... further proof both teams are at about the same level, tbh

[ElNono]

:lol @ this 20+ pt beatdown... Suns just toying with em right now

[Splits]

:lol Running a 7 man rotation with this old ass team
:lol Getting beat by Scola and Beasley
:lol Artest thinks he's an accurate shooter
:lol Fakers

[Thebesteva]

Kobe feasting on embryos in a lab while his team is tanking again

[noob cake]

Are Kobestans secretly happy that the Lakers lost tonight?

I think they are. This helps the legacy of their God.

[Bynumite]

lol Dwight... "Gimme my touches, Kobe is stealing my touches." :cry

There's no Kobe now, so what's the problem? Last night he was stuck at 6 attempts for the entire second half, tonight he goes 6-18 :lol

Work on a consistent go to post move that doesn't involve monkeyballing before asking for more touches fool.

[Thebesteva]

Are Kobestans secretly happy that the Lakers lost tonight?

I think they are. This helps the legacy of their God.

Koolaid is definitely pleasuring himself to a poster of Kobe right now while his mother profusely knocks the door and asks him what he's doing in he bathroom for the last half hour

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/710236/thumbs/o-KOBE-BRYANT-SHIRTLESS-570.jpg?5

[Bynumite]

Koolaid is definitely pleasuring himself to a poster of Kobe right now while his mother profusely knocks the door and asks him what he's doing in he bathroom for the last half hour

Would it be too much to ask that you go back to Lakersground and never come back?

[ElNono]

Lakerfan on Lakerfan violence... :corn:

[LakerHater]

So if Utah some how beats NY, are they tie?

[ElNono]

So if Utah some how beats NY, are they tie?

Utah has the tiebreaker, so....

[Splits]

Damn for some reason I just turned into the biggest Jazz fan tonight. Jazzup!

[KaiRMD1]

76 points............

Lakers are back

[LakerHater]

Utah has the tiebreaker, so.... WOW, ok...!

[Splits]

b2b on the road, 5 in 7, 6 in 9, 7 in 11 and _'Antonio rolls his oldies out with only 2 benchers playing. Dude is a moran.

[midnightpulp]

lol Dwight... "Gimme my touches, Kobe is stealing my touches." :cry

There's no Kobe now, so what's the problem? Last night he was stuck at 6 attempts for the entire second half, tonight he goes 6-18 :lol

Work on a consistent go to post move that doesn't involve monkeyballing before asking for more touches fool.

I'm glad you've finally realized how overrated Howard is.

[Jeremy]

somebody tell Hunter they're supposed to lose this game

Actually, the Suns desperately needed to win this one. They get the Lakers lottery pick if they miss the playoffs.

[DMC]

This seals the MVP for Kobe

[HI-FI]

way to go Lakers, best team money can buy. now let's see if Jizz can put away the Friendkillers.

[spurraider21]

Dallas and Portland only 2 games behind the Lakers

[Splits]

:lol

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[DAF86]

D'antoni is dumb, and I really mean it.

[Clipper Nation]

Utah needs to step up and handle the pathetic Knicks, tbh....

[Arcadian]

:lol lakers. faggots

[Spurs9]

Suns have been playing decent the last few weeks.

[Thread]

^:rolleyes

[Latarian Milton]

chance for mavs to make the playoffs re-opened?

[Clipper Nation]

Welp, the Mormonfaggots are gonna bail the Lakers out by choking at home, as expected....

[Splits]

Friendkiller not looking to repent to Momo God.

[DAF86]

You're lucky the Jazz suck ass.

[Venti Quattro]

Lol, the Lakers get an assist straight outta Manhattan.

[Thread]

^Thank Christ.

[Venti Quattro]

^Thank Christ.

I didn't read the thread but shouldn't you be ELE'd?

[Latarian Milton]

lakers got defeated in the hands of the real phoenix suns meanwhile the mavs thrashed the hawks on road, must be a great night for DoK tbh.

[Thread]

I didn't read the thread but shouldn't you be ELE'd?

What, are you a stupid ass like the rest? Nobody took the fuckin' thing.

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

expected loss.

:lol To the Suns bro?

[Splits]

Heartwarming story about Kirby and Neal...


College Basketball Star Heroically Overcomes Tragic Rape He Committed


http://v.theonion.com/onionmedia/videos/videometa/1519/zen_mp4.mp4

[lefty]

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[LittleCriminal]

The refs called Tonight's game evenly (surprisingly) and Lakes had a blowout loss.
I'm surprised the Refs didn't give the Lakes the 30 Free Throw advantage to the other teams 15 as usual...

[Latarian Milton]

the counterfait suns just got caught with pants down by the real ones so it's no surprise tbh, and this game is a fair reflection of kobe's value to his team, even a 35yr old kobe with a broken ankle. the team still needs kobe, more as a spiritual totem rather than anything though. had kobe played 10 minutes something in the 1st quarter, the lakers would've won this shit like they did the other night, even with kobe laying an egg.

[Thread]

The refs called Tonight's game evenly (surprisingly) and Lakes had a blowout loss.
I'm surprised the Refs didn't give the Lakes the 30 Free Throw advantage to the other teams 15 as usual...

Only pussies & assholes play the officiating card.

[Killakobe81]

:lol To the Suns bro?

Not one to make excuses, so I give none. But I for the life of me dont get why he only used 8 players (mostly) on the 2nd of a b2b knowing the age of the team. NAsh, MWP and Jamison all struggled with their shot. They may have even loss with KObe playing he is wearing down this team as they push to the playoffs. Someone in the thread the night before said MWP would be worn out and he looked gassed, but tough to tell his shot is always flaky ...

[Killakobe81]

Either way nice win Suns. Not worried

[Mori Chu]

Hey Culburn / Giuseppe, I know nobody took your bet. But ain't that even worse? Now you have to sit here and wallow in your loss, taking all our ribbing and coming to grips with the fact that your team may not even qualify for their first-round bend-over by the #1 seed. Wouldn't it have been better if someone -had- taken you up on your ELE bet?

[Thread]

Hey Culburn / Giuseppe, I know nobody took your bet. But ain't that even worse? Now you have to sit here and wallow in your loss, taking all our ribbing and coming to grips with the fact that your team may not even qualify for their first-round bend-over by the #1 seed. Wouldn't it have been better if someone -had- taken you up on your ELE bet?

I take the victories. I take the losses.

& I'd settle right now for that "first-round bend-over" Vs. giving you that Lottery Pick.

[Thread]

Did Kobe make this game, and sit on the bench, or, did he stay back in California?

[Splits]

Not one to make excuses, so I give none. But I for the life of me dont get why he only used 8 players (mostly) on the 2nd of a b2b knowing the age of the team. NAsh, MWP and Jamison all struggled with their shot. They may have even loss with KObe playing he is wearing down this team as they push to the playoffs. Someone in the thread the night before said MWP would be worn out and he looked gassed, but tough to tell his shot is always flaky ...

7 man rotation on b2b with oldies. Only Blake and Tawn saw minutes until garbage time

[Thread]

^A bad, totally inexcusable loss. A fuckin' low down shame.