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SequSpur
07-06-2005, 06:07 PM
is it suppose to take your food to go from one end to the other?

I timed it and it took some corn and rolls about 7 minutes.

Try it.

I want to know if I'm okay.
Flea
07-06-2005, 06:08 PM
Uh....you are not ok.
timvp
07-06-2005, 06:08 PM
Old Joke That Sequ Has Done Five Times Already Forum
SequSpur
07-06-2005, 06:09 PM
No dude, seriously. I timed it the other day.

This is not the floating corn trick.
Samr
07-06-2005, 06:09 PM
Hot sauce turbo-charges my alimentary canal. It creates a zero-friction environment.

But I think it is supposed to take something like 7-14 hours. I THINK.
ClintSquint
07-06-2005, 06:20 PM
is it suppose to take your food to go from one end to the other?

I timed it and it took some corn and rolls about 7 minutes.

Try it.

I want to know if I'm okay.

7 minutes!!! You're full of shit!!
Jules Winnfield
07-06-2005, 08:02 PM
is it suppose to take your food to go from one end to the other?

I timed it and it took some corn and rolls about 7 minutes.

Try it.

I want to know if I'm okay.

This is some fucked-up repugnant shit!
Zombie
07-06-2005, 08:25 PM
you're normal dude, it all depends on what you eat. Sometimes I have to leave the table right after eating and unload.
mouse
07-06-2005, 08:26 PM
Sequ is right I am short also and our food has less to travel :lmao
MannyIsGod
07-06-2005, 08:33 PM
It takes like 24 hours.
JoePublic
07-06-2005, 08:37 PM
It takes like 24 hours.

It ain't no 24 hours for my ass.

I'm LIFO.

Last In, First Out.
SpursWoman
07-06-2005, 08:39 PM
It takes about 20 hours


Here's a Helpful Link For You, Sequ! (http://kidshealth.org/parent/general/body_basics/digestive.html) :lol
E20
07-06-2005, 09:54 PM
It takes about 20 hours


Here's a Helpful Link For You, Sequ! (http://kidshealth.org/parent/general/body_basics/digestive.html) :lol
Impossible for me. In the begining I ate breakfast in the morning and when I went to school I had to take a dump. So I had to skip lunch. Then I skipped Breakfast the next day and had lunch 1 hour later I had to take a dump. Then next day I skipped Meal 1 and Meal 2 and I was light as a feather.
Useruser666
07-06-2005, 10:15 PM
It takes 20-24 hours normally. It can be quicker depending sickness or what you eat.

Sequ could start eating a carrot and it would be sticking out the other end before he was finished. :lol
timvp
07-06-2005, 10:49 PM
Sequ's digestive system needs to go the recycle bin.
Zombie
07-06-2005, 11:03 PM
I forgot to add, Corn takes like 1 minute! :drunk
Shelly
07-06-2005, 11:05 PM
It takes 20-24 hours normally. It can be quicker depending sickness or what you eat.

Sequ could start eating a carrot and it would be sticking out the other end before he was finished. :lol

oh...ewwwwwwwww!
AlamoSpursFan
07-06-2005, 11:49 PM
Rancid ketchup speeds up the process by a factor of 100.

:lol
word
07-07-2005, 12:48 AM
No dude, seriously. I timed it the other day.

This is not the floating corn trick.

The 'floating corn' trick ? :lol
mouse
07-07-2005, 12:49 AM
This is some fucked-up repugnant shit!


^ :lmao
Kori Ellis
07-07-2005, 12:49 AM
Sequ -- you are embarrassing Lorie with these kind of threads. First there were your multiple "corn" threads. Then the thread about how shit is always stuck to your toilet. Now this!

Just think, every thread you make related to your feces means another $1,000 Lorie will want to spend at the Shops at La Cantera. :drunk
Dre_7
07-07-2005, 04:55 AM
Dude, I opened up this thread while I was eating. Gross! :pctoss
SpursWoman
07-07-2005, 05:52 AM
Just think, every thread you make related to your feces means another $1,000 Lorie will want to spend at the Shops at La Cantera. :drunk


:lol :lol
Clandestino
07-07-2005, 07:43 AM
It takes 20-24 hours normally. It can be quicker depending sickness or what you eat.

Sequ could start eating a carrot and it would be sticking out the other end before he was finished. :lol

:lmao funniest shit i've heard in a long time!!!
JoeChalupa
07-07-2005, 07:47 AM
I don't about the scientific facts but after a good meal...I usually need to read less than 30 minutes later.
Clandestino
07-07-2005, 07:51 AM
"have to read!" haha... that is what my gf and i call it too...

i'm usually reading the second after i finish eating... especially breakfast... i just think of it as the new food pushing out the old food!
bigzak25
07-07-2005, 07:57 AM
sequ, you eat corn and rolls for all your meals...you are throwing off the test results.

and RACK User...that carrot take is priceless. :lmao
Useruser666
07-07-2005, 08:39 AM
It also comes out faster when you stick it in the wrong hole.