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AlexJones
03-24-2013, 07:02 PM
How would you react?

Jodelo
03-24-2013, 07:18 PM
Sell 2k13 and my PS3!

Venti Quattro
03-24-2013, 07:22 PM
This place is gonna get terrorized.

Trainwreck2100
03-24-2013, 07:23 PM
I'd be okay with it, cause that means Lebron didn't

Otaku
03-24-2013, 07:23 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-16Rv9GYraGE/TaW4KvNvR1I/AAAAAAAAARw/KneBcRCcD0c/s1600/rofl128420417966490000.jpg

BatManu20
03-24-2013, 07:28 PM
Only way that would even have a chance of happening is if Stern goes completely rogue and Kobe/Lakers shoot 30+ FT's a game.

Arcadian
03-24-2013, 07:32 PM
I'd wake up.

"Ah yes. Back to reality."

AlexJones
03-24-2013, 07:50 PM
Only way that would even have a chance of happening is if Stern goes completely rogue and Kobe/Lakers shoot 30+ FT's a game.


You mean it's not happening now?

ambchang
03-25-2013, 11:50 AM
Write a book about rigging in professional sports.

Thread
03-25-2013, 11:54 AM
I'd just be happy & walk away from here for 90 days if we just make it into the playoffs and deny these fucks that Lottery Pick.

spurs_fan_in_exile
03-25-2013, 12:19 PM
Buy as much salt as I possibly can because there's going to be a major shortage of it once Satan realizes how many frozen roads and sidewalks he has on his hands.

BobaFett1
03-25-2013, 01:09 PM
not a chance

hater
03-25-2013, 02:50 PM
I'd be okay with it, cause that means Lebron didn't

X1000

also I'd be the first in line to bend over and hail King Kobe.

but time to get back to reality lakerfan :lol

Thread
03-25-2013, 03:49 PM
^By mid-June they'll be 28 others joining us in last place.

We'll all suffer equally & together.

hater
03-25-2013, 03:54 PM
We'll all suffer equally & together.

bullshit. not making the playoffs or losing in round 1 after signing the best bigman in the league = a lot more suffering :lol

ElNono
03-25-2013, 03:55 PM
bullshit. not making the playoffs or losing in round 1 after signing the best bigman in the league = a lot more suffering :lol

this. there's no spinning that $100 million shit sandwich.

Thread
03-25-2013, 04:03 PM
bullshit. not making the playoffs or losing in round 1 after signing the best bigman in the league = a lot more suffering :lol

Uh, uh. None of that nonsense.

We're all held to one goal=NBA Title. And we're all going to suffer equally & together if we don't.

And that's just the way it's gonna be.

Thread
03-25-2013, 04:04 PM
this. there's no spinning that $100 million shit sandwich.

Nope. & I'm goin' to personally see to it that we all suffer equally & together.

This I vow.

Let us proceed...

hater
03-25-2013, 04:08 PM
you seriously think the goal of the bottom 22 teams was to win a title this year?

wow :rolleyes

Thread
03-25-2013, 04:11 PM
you seriously think the goal of the bottom 22 teams was to win a title this year?

wow :rolleyes

On this Board we're going to be held to that standard.

& that's just the way it's gonna be.

hater
03-25-2013, 04:15 PM
there's $100 million reasons why there is no standard in the NBA. but whatevers helps you get through the day I guess

Thread
03-25-2013, 04:22 PM
there's $100 million reasons why there is no standard in the NBA. but whatevers helps you get through the day I guess

That's a convenient excuse to escape comprehensive culpability. That won't work here. You can do that on ESPN and even upstairs, but, not here. Here I know where the bear shits in the buckwheat. I know the old okey-doke. I know your bad intentions shrouded in Lakerism.

That's the promise, the salvation of loss. In the end they'll be all 29 of us sitting together shinin' shoes. I learned that in the early '80s. The lesson was taught reverse style:::"close don't count, Dale. You have to win it all. And really even then you have to beat the Celtics for any of it to have worth. Understand, Dale?" I understood. So I marinated in my own juices, built a wall of hate and waited. In June of '85 I took up my rod & staff and I've been more or less dispensing justice nigh on 30 years.

Let us proceed...

ElNono
03-25-2013, 04:48 PM
Nope. & I'm goin' to personally see to it that we all suffer equally & together.

This I vow.

Let us proceed...

You have a $100 million shit sandwich. I don't have a $100 million shit sandwich. There's not equal there.

I'm going to personally see to it that you remember that all summer long.

Chop chop

DMC
03-25-2013, 04:53 PM
^By mid-June they'll be 28 others joining us in last place.

We'll all suffer equally & together.

Nuh uh. We've known our fates for quite some time. We chose willingly to support a team that might not make the playoffs during many of the seasons. You've chosen to support a team that was the front runner from the get go, and who spends a hundred million yearly. For that team to not compete has to be like walking back to Cleveland hiding sandpaper in your ass crack. Every step of the way you can feel it getting deeper, knowing that you have miles to go and your ass will be in shreds by the time you reach your 1st love.

Mao Zedong
03-25-2013, 04:54 PM
I have to say that mid handles the Cully alt with a fine hand. It's all there, the writing pattern, the idiocy, etc.
Too bad Cully was last seen on a Heat forum trying to convice the locals that he had been a loyal Heat fan for the last 50 years.

DMC
03-25-2013, 04:56 PM
I have to say that mid handles the Cully alt with a fine hand. It's all there, the writing pattern, the idiocy, etc.
Too bad Cully was last seen on a Heat forum trying to convice the locals that he had been a loyal Heat fan for the last 50 years.

Saying "I don't defend my fandom,
It's my religion" and "no one closes us out, Ace, No one"

hater
03-25-2013, 04:56 PM
ppl seriously think Thread is Culburn???

:lmao

Mao Zedong
03-25-2013, 04:59 PM
Saying "I don't defend my fandom,
It's my religion" and "no one closes us out, Ace, No one"

Never said it was hard to do it. Just that was well done.

DMC
03-25-2013, 05:00 PM
Never said it was hard to do it. Just that was well done.

I was referring to Dale over at Heat forum.

Thread
03-25-2013, 05:32 PM
You have a $100 million shit sandwich. I don't have a $100 million shit sandwich. There's not equal there.

I'm going to personally see to it that you remember that all summer long.

Chop chop

I look forward to the challenge with equal amounts of both anticipation & determination.

Let us proceed...

Thread
03-25-2013, 05:32 PM
I have to say that mid handles the Cully alt with a fine hand. It's all there, the writing pattern, the idiocy, etc.
Too bad Cully was last seen on a Heat forum trying to convice the locals that he had been a loyal Heat fan for the last 50 years.

Please.

Thread
03-25-2013, 05:34 PM
Nuh uh. We've known our fates for quite some time. We chose willingly to support a team that might not make the playoffs during many of the seasons. You've chosen to support a team that was the front runner from the get go, and who spends a hundred million yearly. For that team to not compete has to be like walking back to Cleveland hiding sandpaper in your ass crack. Every step of the way you can feel it getting deeper, knowing that you have miles to go and your ass will be in shreds by the time you reach your 1st love.

Nope. They'll be 29 of us come mid-June. God willing you'll be one of them. We're gonna suffer together & equally.

And that is just the way it's gonna be.

Latarian Milton
03-25-2013, 06:18 PM
if lakers win the title i would start my own talkshow right away declaring my official resignation from the miami bandwagon, and become a new bandwagoner of the lakershow