Monkeyball @ Big D

[Fpoonsie]

I hope Lamar's cervix falls out.

[Clipper Nation]

I won't mind if CIA Vinny tanks this one to get them Mavs that much closer to the Lakeshow, tbh....

[Thread]

I need the Clippers to handle this.

Chop/chop.

[The Batman]

I need the Clippers to handle this.

Chop/chop.

Sorry Robin, Dallas wins.

[Thread]

Sorry Robin, Dallas wins.

I got the same feeling, but, one never knows. I'm gonna black it out and take a nap, then peek thru my fingers at the NBA Channel for the scroll to catch up.

[Clipper Nation]

I need the Clippers to handle this.

Chop/chop.

Solly Cholly, we're tanking.... go find some shoes to shine....

[Thread]

Solly Cholly, we're tanking.... go find some shoes to shine....

It's imminent that you'll join me.

[Reck]

Dallas wins and they're one game behind them Lakers with mavs still having a game left against LA.

It will get interesting for sure. Mavs scare me more as an 8th seed than Lakers so I'm actually hoping things stay as is. Team I really want in though is Utah.

[Thread]

Mavs scare me more as an 8th seed than Lakers

I'll just bet they do.

[Reck]

I'll just bet they do.

0 & 44

[Thread]

^It's at O & 45 now.

tee, hee.

[Reck]

^It's at O & 45 now.

tee, hee.

Well damn Cully, I stand corrected.

[Latarian Milton]

big D have more incentives to win this shit and when they're seriously determined to win something (like the 11' mavs), it's safe to say that no one can stop them tbh. niggas have got back the ambition, something that has been missing for nearly two years

[Reck]

big D have more incentives to win this shit and when they're seriously determined to win something (like the 11' mavs), it's safe to say that no one can stop them tbh. niggas have got back the ambition, something that has been missing for nearly two years

Yeah but they dont have nearly enough the weapons to do it. If they make it, they still get exposed in the POs.

[Lincoln]

Dirk goin ham

[whitemamba]

I won't mind if CIA Vinny chokes this one to get them Mavs that much closer to the Lakeshow, tbh....

[whitemamba]

dirks beard...:lmao

[Clipper Nation]

Dirk and Blake both came to play tonight, tbh...

[Lincoln]

:lmao lamar

[whitemamba]

:lol griffin thinking hes a point gaurd

[Clipper Nation]

Lamar fucking blows and Vinny needs to accept that and stop giving him minutes, tbh...

[whitemamba]

Lamar fucking blows and Vinny needs to accept that and stop giving him minutes, tbh...

the teacher knows when to let them go tbh...

[Killakobe81]

Will say this ..
PAul and Jcrossover may be the best ball handling back-court I have ever seen. I may have forgotten someone ... but I know they are the best in the current league with maybe the Bucks and Spurs (healthy Manu) in the vicinity.

[Clipper Nation]

CP3 starting out aggressive on offense.... it definitely seems he defers to Chauncey way too much, because he's played a lot better this year when Chauncey's been out of the lineup...

[The Batman]

Odom looks like the black Squidward

[Killakobe81]

Dumb ass Elton slide in to Lamar ...

Bittersweet me watching Barnes, Lamar and Caron all play well for someone else while injuries ravage my squad.

Happy for Clipshow though ...

[The Batman]

:lol Mayo

[racm]

Dumb ass Elton slide in to Lamar ...

Bittersweet me watching Barnes, Lamar and Caron all play well for someone else while injuries ravage my squad.

Happy for Clipshow though ...

16>0.

[mavs>spurs]

brandon wright fucking sucks, that pussyboy needs to put on weight or gtfo

[Clipper Nation]

16>0.

*16>13

[The Batman]

Odom looks like the black Squidward


http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4985036325389700&pid=15.1

[racm]

The Mavs as constructed would win it all in 2006.

Imagine: Brand, Dirk, Carter, Marion, even Mike James had a career year that season.

[spurraider21]

The Mavs as constructed would win it all in 2006.

Imagine: Brand, Dirk, Carter, Marion, even Mike James had a career year that season.

Lakers would have prime Kobe, Gasol, Nash, Jamison, and good not great Dwight, which would probably be a good thing because he'd be too young to be bitching about touches and would actually focus on defense.

Also, Spurs would have 06 Duncan and Manu which is always something to contend with

[Clipper Nation]

Tank mode: initiated.... :lol Lakers

[Jodelo]

:lmaoMayo

I'm so confident when he has the ball late.

[racm]

:lmaoMayo

I'm so confident when he has the ball late.

Why does he get more touches than Dirk in crunch time?

[D12]

The fuck thats the pussification of the league at full display. Griffin pussying his way to the line per the usual.

[Jodelo]

Why does he get more touches than Dirk in crunch time?

Experts are on their way to search for an answer.

[AussieFanKurt]

:lol odom... go big d

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Clippers fucking blow.... we suck....

[Reck]

:lol Clippers fucking blow.... we suck....

I thought you were ok with them losing? Its beneficial to all involved. lol

[Clipper Nation]

I thought you were ok with them losing? Its beneficial to all involved. lol

Tbh, I don't even care what the score is, that display on national television of terrible shot selection, stupid fouls, and yet another atrocious out-of-timeout play was inexcusable...

[irishock]

Clippers should lose HCA and then get swept in the first round, so that VDN is fired

[D12]

Lamar flopping like the faggot he is

[irishock]

:lmao Crawford "All star calibre"

[D12]

:lmao Crawford "All star calibre"

:lolRemember that time Clipper Nation was saying Crawford should've been in the All-Star game?

[Reck]

Tbh, I don't even care what the score is, that display on national television of terrible shot selection, stupid fouls, and yet another atrocious out-of-timeout play was inexcusable...

Mavs shot selection is just as bad, hence why this game is close and a low scoring game.

Clippers have to show more mental toughness though. They're melting out there.

[irishock]

:lolRemember that time Clipper Nation was saying Crawford should've been in the All-Star game?

I do give credit to CN for finally realizing how shitty his team is. God he was brutal pre-ASG

[Clipper Nation]

:lolRemember that time Clipper Nation was saying Crawford should've been in the All-Star game?

:lol Remember that time D12 was saying the Lakers were "going to shake the fucking earth with our greatness"?

[The Batman]

:lol Remember that time D12 was saying the Lakers were "going to shake the fucking earth with our greatness"?

:lol

[PingPong]

I already said that Matt Barnes looks like a drug dealer from the Rio de Janeiro slums?

[D12]

I do give credit to CN for finally realizing how shitty his team is. God he was brutal pre-ASG
He still a scrub. Albeit, a defeatist one.

:lol Remember that time D12 was saying the Lakers were "going to shake the fucking earth with our greatness"?
It's our destiny. You wouldn't understand. 16 > 0

[AussieFanKurt]

crawford wishes he could just play 1 on 5

[midnightpulp]

Dammit, Clips. Why aren't you tanking this game!?

[Clipper Nation]

Dammit, Clips. Why aren't you tanking this game!?
It's not like they haven't tried :lol

[HarlemHeat37]

It's tough to believe in the Mavs when a 36-year old Vince Carter has been their 2nd best player this year, tbh..

[irishock]

One of the most important games of the year and OJ Mayo is 3/10 for 6 points.


:lmao this guy is a Maverick by heart

[irishock]

Holy fuck Mike James what a pass

[AussieFanKurt]

:lol crawford... spud

[mavs>spurs]

cool late call

[irishock]

That's a foul tbh

James stuck his foot in there

[AussieFanKurt]

CPFLOP.... fucking cu nt

[crc21209]

BS call on James...

[crc21209]

But but but he's hurt! :cry What a warrior! :lol please....

[midnightpulp]

Best closer in the game going to work.

[AussieFanKurt]

Best closer in the game going to work.

fixed for you

[Clipper Nation]

CP3 with the clutch goods again, tbh....

[irishock]

:lmao no one outside Paul can hit shit

[midnightpulp]

fixed for you

He's unquestionably the best late 4th quarter player in the league right now. Although I wish he wasn't for this game, since I'm rooting for Dallas to gain a game on the Lakers.

[Reck]

One of the most important games of the year and OJ Mayo is 3/10 for 6 points.


:lmao this guy is a Maverick by heart

Eat it, says Mayo.

[AussieFanKurt]

CpFlop EADC

[irishock]

:rofl so much fail in that sequence

[td4mvp2k]

:lol mayo

[Kai]

Still don't understand why this scrub Mike James is getting significant minutes on an NBA team.

[crc21209]

Shouldve been a foul on Griffin before the block. Got alot of body there..

[Clipper Nation]

Clippers choking once again.... newsflash to this dumbfuck retard of a coach: we don't have Kevin Durant or LeBron James, so this shit-ass "nothing but isos and chucking up threes" offense isn't going to work....

[lil_penny]

Mike James is a frustrating fucker to watch, I dont know how mavs fans can put up with that clown

[crc21209]

Vince Carter is a fucking idiot...

[AussieFanKurt]

He's unquestionably the best late 4th quarter player in the league right now. Although I wish he wasn't for this game, since I'm rooting for Dallas to gain a game on the Lakers.

i saw stats saying kyrie was best

[td4mvp2k]

Y u give it 2 VC ? :lol

[HarlemHeat37]

Give Dirk the ball, damn..

[crc21209]

I don't understand Dirk's lack of touches in the 4th quarters of games now....what idiots.

[SpurSwag]

it's actually crazy that dirk touches the ball less the mike fuckin james in the 4th quarter. I'd be losing it if i were a mavs fan :lol

[mavs>spurs]

why does everyone cry so hard about james he's like the 3rd best mav these days rofl

[Kai]

CP3 got this

[Reck]

Mike James looks like a straight up scaped convict. :lol

[Kai]

Such a badass

[Clipper Nation]

CP3 clutch as fuck, perhaps bailing our dumbfuck of a coach out once again....

[crc21209]

Damn. Marion's slow ass couldnt stay in front of an "injured" Paul...

[ElNono]

no OJ Mayo or VC, plz... Dirk for the win, IMO

[irishock]

:lmao which team wants it least, Ponies Jizz or Fakers

[SpurSwag]

you're crazy if you deny paul's clutchness tbh he might be the biggest flopper in the league, but he knows how to get it done

[HarlemHeat37]

So is this the 9th or 10th loss for the Mavs by 1 possession, this season?..that must be approaching a record, tbh..

[Reck]

Go for the win here. Fuck it

[crc21209]

Let me guess.. Elton Brand for the win? :lol. Seriously if Dirk doesnt touch it here, forget it...

[Kai]

Wow

[crc21209]

Mayo ftw! :lol

[ElNono]

lol mayo... lol offensive foul

[crc21209]

:lol Monkey with the offensive foul...

[irishock]

Easy call

[SpurSwag]

great finish by blake there, would have been insane had they not called the foul

[AussieFanKurt]

mayo clutch? :lol

[mrjap2x]

No free throws on offensive fouls right?

[The Batman]

Dirk with the flop :lol

[irishock]

Why doesn't Kaman play, tbh

[ElNono]

ot

[AussieFanKurt]

does travel, switches pivot feet

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol Mavs are 1-8 in OT this year..what the fuck?..

[Clipper Nation]

That was a flop by Dirk, but I forgot, it's only a flop if a Clipper does it :lol

[The Batman]

That was a flop by Dirk, but I forgot, it's only a flop if a Clipper does it :lol

:lol

[Reck]

Dirk with the flop :lol

What's with you and flopping today? :lol

He was held like a mofo there.

[crc21209]

That was a flop by Dirk, but I forgot, it's only a flop if a Clipper does it :lol

Anybody have the CP3 flop video against the Kings? :lol

[Clipper Nation]

Anybody have the CP3 flop video against the Kings? :lol

Did I say the Clippers don't flop?

[crc21209]

Did I say the Clippers don't flop?

Nope. Just asking for the vid...:lol

[SpurSwag]

wow didn't know josh smith was shooting 51% from the line, thought he was in the low 60's at least.

[Nathan89]

Lakerfans holding their breath :lmao

[irishock]

Clippers should force someone other than Dirk to beat them

[crc21209]

There ya go, feed that shit to Dirk...

[SanDiegoSpursFan]

Is Blake gonna be more involved?

[Clipper Nation]

Another bullshit call...

[Killakobe81]

Jamal C has some shitty decison making skills ...

[irishock]

Just go back to Nowitzki you idiot Collison :lmao

[crc21209]

Damn injury timeout...hurry up :lol

[Killakobe81]

Dirk is a boss ...

[SanDiegoSpursFan]

Just give it to Dirk and get the fuck out the way

[Killakobe81]

LOL Blake as an elite player ...

Dirk owning dat ass ...

[irishock]

Dallas ball

[DPG21920]

Jamal C has some shitty decison making skills ...

If his last name was Bryant he would be lauded as "fearless".

[thunderup]

Must suck to watch this game as a Mav fan. Their backcourt has some of the lowest basketball IQ in the league.

[Killakobe81]

Wow Crawford's shot selection ...

[Reck]

Crawford trying to do the Kobe from half court attempt. Dumb fuck.

[Clipper Nation]

Seriously, Vinny? THAT'S the shit you come up with out of a timeout? Good win, Mavs....

[Killakobe81]

If his last name was Bryant he would be lauded as "fearless".

Nope I decry Kobe's shot selection ... at least a few times every game.
Doesntmake sense when Paul is rolling and he is the best PG in the league

[Arnold Toht]

:cry :cry atmosphere reminds me of
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qPcoId3q00

[noob cake]

mavs ball

if that went off brand, monkey wouldn't try to chase it down

[Killakobe81]

Seriously, Vinny? THAT'S the shit you come up with out of a timeout? Good win, Mavs....

How do you blame VDN?

[D-Wade]

Clips gameplan= give it to anyone but cp3
mavs gameplan= oj mayo and mike James better closers than dirk

[td4mvp2k]

Wow vc sux

[SanDiegoSpursFan]

Yeah, Dirk's scored every point for us in overtime, but I'll just iso Carter and hope he doesn't turn it over like he did in regulation

[DPG21920]

CP3 is just an incredible player. He always makes plays and is such a clutch player.

[thunderup]

:lol Vince Carter showing that basketball IQ

[Robz4000]

:lmao Carter

[The Batman]

:lol wow

[jeebus]

30 seconds left? OJ's time to shine imo

[AussieFanKurt]

jesus christ reviews

[thunderup]

Why don't they give the ball to Dirk? Wow.

[Floyd Pacquiao]

lol how do you not give the ball to dirk in cruch time? lol jim carrey

[Reck]

All mavs had to do was hold the ball for 20 seconds. What idiots.

[Arnold Toht]

:lmao Rick needs an offensive coordinator tbh

[crc21209]

Vince Carter should never touch the ball in crunch time when Dirk is on the same team....:td

[Kai]

Paul better take the shot

[Arnold Toht]

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[SanDiegoSpursFan]

#clutch

[jeebus]

Matt Barnes is dat nigga

[Reck]

Matt Barnes with the bads. :lmao

[Kai]

Welp

[td4mvp2k]

:lol wtf

[The Batman]

:lmao Barnes

[thunderup]

:lmao Barnes
:lmao airball choke

[capek]

:lmao

[D-Wade]

Airbaaaall

[crc21209]

:lol Airball. I hate Barnes, glad it was him.

[oh crap]

:lmao:lmao

[AussieFanKurt]

:lmao

[HarlemHeat37]

Wow, you can't get a better look than that..airball, tbh?:lol..

[SanDiegoSpursFan]

It's not the playoffs yet Matt

[capek]

Seriously, Vinny? THAT'S the shit you come up with out of a timeout? Good win, Mavs....

I was gonna give you shit for bailing on your team early, but apparently you know your team well :lmao

[Clipper Nation]

Game..... fucking TERRIBLE shot from Barnes, fucking TERRIBLE play by Vinny.... this team is incapable of winning close games and must-win games, they will be swept out of the first round....

[irishock]

:lmao Barnes fucking with his ex-team

[Reck]

Why is Jordan in for? :lol Vinny

[Clipper Nation]

I was gonna give you shit for bailing on your team early, but apparently you know you team well :lmao

It's predictable, really.... when you have a coach who can't draw up a play, shit like this is going to happen....

[thunderup]

Game..... fucking TERRIBLE shot from Barnes, fucking TERRIBLE play by Vinny.... this team is incapable of winning close games and must-win games, they will be swept out of the first round....

:lmao That was actually a good look. Barnes just choked.

[The Batman]

Barnes doing his best Kobe impression

[monosylab1k]

Horrible D by the Mavs, so glad Faggot Barnes shit the bed :lmao

[Reck]

Game niggas.

[spurraider21]

Mavs one game away from shaving!

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao That was actually a good look. Barnes just choked.

I don't care... bottom line is, don't give it to Matt Fucking Barnes in a clutch situation....

Vinny is literally incapable of drawing up a working play at all, especially out of timeouts....

[irishock]

:lmao AAC still chanting airball

[Reck]

LOL fouling like it will matter.

[Jodelo]

Nice to see that Griffin got owned by Dirk on D and Brand on O! :lmao

[Kai]

Lakers' win over Dallas a couple weeks ago was huge

[thunderup]

:lmao AAC still chanting airball

:lol

[D-Wade]

Barnes looking butthurt... not running up and down the court like after that Jordan dunk

[monosylab1k]

:lmao crowd still chanting "airball" at Barnes like five minutes later

[BatManu20]

Clippers - Lakers first round matchup is looking like a real possibility.

[Jodelo]

AIRBALL, AIRBALL!

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Samuel Eto'o]

:lmao crowd still chanting "airball" at Barnes like five minutes later

best moment of the season so far, imo.

[Clipper Nation]

The Clippers are still the fucking punchline of the league, getting clowned by the crowd, Chris Webber calling them floppers all night on national television, melting down in another must-win game.... if Vinny manages to keep his job after this debacle of a season, I don't even know what to say...

At least the L:lolk:lolrs are being dragged down into the shitpile with us.... Mavs boutta steal your 8th-place cookie, bitches :lol

[Reck]

Clippers - Lakers first round matchup is looking like a real possibility.

LOL what? Lakers are about to be kicked out.

[Mugen]

LOL what? Lakers are about to be kicked out.

4th vs 9th seed tbh.

[Nathan89]

I didn't Dirk wasn't shaving until they reach .500...I was just thinking it looked pretty nice.

[Latarian Milton]

this game can be regarded as a turning point for them mavs, and a double kick to both LA teams tbh

[racm]

Props to Collison and Mayo for deferring to Dirk down the stretch.

[Latarian Milton]

dirk should cut his hair short and he would look more like daniel bryan

[BatManu20]

LOL what? Lakers are about to be kicked out.

If Lakers get the 8th seed... which I still think they do. I have zero faith in the Jazz or Mavs to keep winning.

[Latarian Milton]

the real reason mavs won this was because Mike James was fouled out before the OT began tbh.

[BatManu20]

:hat

[Mugen]

If Lakers get the 8th seed... which I still think they do. I have zero faith in the Jazz or Mavs to keep winning.

det would mean the Clipps get the 1seed which isn't happening.

[HarlemHeat37]

If Lakers get the 8th seed... which I still think they do. I have zero faith in the Jazz or Mavs to keep winning.

:lol what the fuck are you talking about, tbh?..

[monosylab1k]

Props to Collison and Mayo for deferring to Dirk down the stretch.

Biggest momentum shift was James fouling out.

[monosylab1k]

the real reason mavs won this was because Mike James was fouled out before the OT began tbh.

:tu

[apalisoc_9]

If Lakers get the 8th seed... which I still think they do. I have zero faith in the Jazz or Mavs to keep winning.

fcuking retard:lmao

[Clipper Nation]

Clippers - Lakers first round matchup is looking like a real possibility.

There is literally zero chance of that happening..... Clippers will be the 4th seed, and the Lakers will end up missing the playoffs with the Mavs playing as well as they've been lately...

[DPG21920]

Why did Dallas have to act so loserish by losing to LA at home a couple weeks ago? We will know a lot more after these next 3 games for each team, especially Dallas. They have a really difficult next 3 games and they need to go at least 2 out of 3 to have any sort of real chance.

[BatManu20]

det would mean the Clipps get the 1seed which isn't happening.
Trolling tbh. Guess the :hat didn't give it away.

[HI-FI]

props to Mavs. the beard shit is pretty cool imo.

[racm]

Biggest momentum shift was James fouling out.

Yeah, no hero ball from him.

[irishock]

Mike James is to Carlisle what Jar Jar Binks was to Lucas

[Latarian Milton]

Why did Dallas have to act so loserish by losing to LA at home a couple weeks ago? We will know a lot more after these next 3 games for each team, especially Dallas. They have a really difficult next 3 games and they need to go at least 2 out of 3 to have any sort of real chance.
you're always wrong bout them mavs though. seeing mavs win surely hurts your short ego and i doubt you had even watched the game tonight. mavs played like real fighters and they deserved this win, just like i said in another thread, when them mavs get the ambition back and when they're determined to win, no one can ever stop them tbh. it was the lack of ambition that hampered this team the past two years and im really glad to see they get back such level of ambition, which had been missing on this team for almost 2 years.

mavs will have an easier schedule then lakers. lakers were already shorthanded at the perimeter w/ kobe injured, and MWP's injury has all but worsened the situation, while the mavs have been playing in great form and dirk's performances have been ascending since his return. it wouldn't surprise me even if the mavs make the 2nd round something this year tbh

[Sportstudi]

Nothing but net :lmao

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2385311/barneslol.gif

[lil_penny]

Mike James reminds me of Felton last year. Everything he could do to help his team lose he did, and with a smile. collison at least got it to dirk down the stretch tho

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Lakerfan not even around to talk shit since their team essentially lost too

[Mugen]

:lol Lakerfan not even around to talk shit since their team essentially lost too

:lol like roaches under the fridge tbh.

[Samuel Eto'o]

Mike James really hasn't been that bad recently. He still makes a stupid play every once in a while, but hes been solid ever since someone let him know that Dirk plays on his team.

[Latarian Milton]

monkeyball's performance was just pathetic tbh, dude shirked his responsibility and refused to attempt any jumpers even when he was wide open, and the most pathetic part was when he cried to the refs for the possession of the ball. the monkey was obviously scrambling for the ball but still fell short, and if he was so convinced that it was brand who last touched the ball instead of barnes, then why would he scramble for the ball when he could've just watched the ball rolling off the line? dude knew it was legitimately mavs ball but still acted like a whining bitch wishing the refs to bail his team out, which was just pathetic tbh

the refs spent quite some minutes checking the replay and finally made the correct call. monkeyball should've known that his team isn't OKC, nor is he durant

[Jacob1983]

I can't believe the Mavs won this game. During this season, this is a game that the Mavs would lose but Dirk stepped up and had his biggest game of the season. I was thinking that Mrs. Paul and Kia boy would beat the Mavs but they didn't. Well done, Mavs.

[Clipper Nation]

http://notqualifiedtocomment.com/wp-content/uploads/book1.jpg

[irishock]

http://notqualifiedtocomment.com/wp-content/uploads/book1.jpg

Would read that shit

[whitemamba]

:lol Lakerfan not even around to talk shit since their team essentially lost too


:lol like roaches under the fridge tbh.

right here fuckwits

Kobe 5

social security/monkeyball 4

[LkrFan]

:lol Lakerfan not even around to talk shit since their team essentially lost too

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2385311/barneslol.gif

"Air Matt" :lol

:downspin:

[LkrFan]

http://notqualifiedtocomment.com/wp-content/uploads/book1.jpg
The G:lol:lolds

[benefactor]

How the hell do you airball a wide open three straight away?

[Killakobe81]

How do you blame VDN?


The Clippers are still the fucking punchline of the league, getting clowned by the crowd, Chris Webber calling them floppers all night on national television, melting down in another must-win game.... if Vinny manages to keep his job after this debacle of a season, I don't even know what to say...

At least the L:lolk:lolrs are being dragged down into the shitpile with us.... Mavs boutta steal your 8th-place cookie, bitches :lol

I know you guys haven't been good for very long but ACT like somebody. How does the lakers being shitty HELP the CLips? If we are down this year at least yor boys can carry the LA banner for a season or two or three ...

But not with this woe is me mentality yall need some Mark Jackson bravado, tbh team and fanbase. CP# has my heart than the lot of ya tbh ...

Blake Griffin elite PF?! ... love his dunks but no way Brand should be able to contain him ...at this point Kemp was a better player.

[Clipper Nation]

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2385311/barneslol.gif

"Air Matt" :lol

:downspin:
He was just paying homage to his former teammate Kirby, tbh :downspin: