The Conservative Haiku

[THE ONE AND ONLY]

the spurs better win
the fucking championship
or else i will die

[j-6]

gasp! tomorrow is
four-twenty. hitler's birthday.
and i have no weed... :depressed

South Bend will revoke
your hard earned diploma, son
pet the sweaty things

[j-6]

Kinky got less votes
than the state's toughest grandma
hair trumps comedy

[THE ONE AND ONLY]

the old ass hoe blows
kinky couldnt lock votes down
despite honesty

[j-6]

light beer will do but
id rather hit a roach but
fucked up is fucked up

Backup vodka pint
decisively emptied
fire one up, Adolf

[THE ONE AND ONLY]

irish go irish
look at how cool pimpo is
with yankee degree

[j-6]

the old ass hoe blows
kinky couldnt lock votes down
despite honesty

Honesty is fucked
Name and cash more meaningful
Good hair is better

[THE ONE AND ONLY]

dont mean to boast but
im chillin on the gulf coast
kickin the fuck back

[j-6]

irish go irish
look at how cool pimpo is
with yankee degree

He would trade one just
one fuckin' bowl victory
for his framed sheepskin

[Spurminator]

I'm not an expert,
but are you allowed to hy-
phenate in haikus?

[Spurminator]

I suppose haiku
purists would say "Hell no," but
I think it could work

[ShoogarBear]

Not conservative,
the hyphenated haiku.
Radical instead.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Let everyone know
that this thread was my greatest
acheivement ever.

And without this thread
basically I'm like Smeagol:
Just a Neo-Con.


LET IT BE KNOWN I SAIDDD

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Without this precious
thread, I don't truely exist
on Spurstalk I Saaaiiiiiiddddddd.

[monosylab1k]

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I don't think that's proper haiku format

[Forum_Etiquette_101]

monosylab1k
laying down the haiku law
5-7-5. Bitch.
HAIKU'S - when attempting to post a Haiku please follow the 5 syllable, 7 syllable, 5 syllable format. The thread originator set this expectation with the original post and subsequent posters should follow suit.

[Mark in Austin]

Hands on my ears: "La-
La-La"; the world must not change
Because I am scared.

[baseline bum]

Science is bullshit
Mexicans can't go and vote
Neither can ######s

[The Reckoning]

cash thrown at strippers

the only "change" that matters

neeyo con me please

[The Gemini Method]

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck


hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe


Tourette's is Haiku

[.G.]

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