The Conservative Haiku

[Cant_Be_Faded]

The good Neo-Con
He tends to stab in the back
That which is closest

[mookie2001]

see them drive tahoe
the w stickers stuck
tuned into limbaugh

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Get to tha Choppa!
Howdy Hauza, its Hauza!
Microprocessa

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Evan Mariott
He Made Ten Thousand a Year
But Then Became Rich

[mookie2001]

become self aware
you can do combinations
chill out...dickweed...

[bigzak25]

liberal when young
get job and family
die conservative

[mookie2001]

conservative ones
the party has changed, big bro
big spending, big gov

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Ressurected One
What kind of car does he drive?
I would think Tahoe.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

The good Neo-Con
He tends to stab in the back
That which is closest

[SpursWoman]

Once Upon A Time
Conservatives Would Conserve
Now Exploding Chodes








Did I use that in the right context? :lol

[Spam]

What the hell?
Belongs in political forum.
Only time will tell.

[Mr Dio]

Suck that dick you whore
Here is my cum, you want more
Then start sucking bitch

[Spam]

What's with all the porn?
And said with such scorn.
You need to be re-born.

[Mr Dio]

It should be 5-7-5

[Spam]

It should be 5-7-5

I prefer 36-24-36

[Mr Dio]

:lol

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Once Upon A Time
Conservatives Would Conserve
Now Exploding Chodes








Did I use that in the right context? :lol


Nice :tu

[CharlieMac]

I was going to go all e.e. on you, but it was pretty dumb.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Once apon a time
Conservatives conserved and
Dems were effective

[mookie2001]

see them drive tahoe

the w stickers stuck

tuned into limbaugh




become self aware

you can do combinations

chill out...dickweed...






conservative ones

the party has changed, big bro

big spending, big gov

[Vashner]

This should be in politics... neoliberal ass wipes...

[mookie2001]

see them drive tahoes

the w stickers stuck

tuned into limbaugh








































ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL
its funny because its true.

[Vashner]

It's almost as funny as your 1986 Yugo

[mookie2001]

but I thought liberals are rich and elite?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

You're not allowed to criticize Vashner because he's a veteran.


But I bet he does admire Limbaugh

[Vashner]

HUH? I think the service reference was over a subject about military issues. Not a personal critical...

You of all people should know to taint this forum with political fired post.

It's not cool man. NBAdan and others dominate the political forum.

Now I came in and said look you guys didn't serve let me tell you how it is
(at least in San Antonio bases).. now I never said dont' fire at me. WTF is that?

You need to read my posts. I went in there and opened fire. Enough fire for Kori to ban me forever. Dan and Boutons asses are still smouldering in the ruins of the once
left dominated political forum... where this post belong.

Now I never said don't criticize me. Don't confuse kicking some liberal ass as not wanting to be fired back. I like the fight...

Now THAT is a Haiku...

[Cant_Be_Faded]

HUH? I think the service reference was over a subject about military issues. Not a personal critical...

You of all people should know to taint this forum with political fired post.

It's not cool man. NBAdan and others dominate the political forum.

Now I came in and said look you guys didn't serve let me tell you how it is
(at least in San Antonio bases).. now I never said dont' fire at me. WTF is that?

You need to read my posts. I went in there and opened fire. Enough fire for Kori to ban me forever. Dan and Boutons asses are still smouldering in the ruins of the once
left dominated political forum... where this post belong.

Now I never said don't criticize me. Don't confuse kicking some liberal ass as not wanting to be fired back. I like the fight...

Now THAT is a Haiku...
No this doesn't belogn in the political forum because its only political on the surface

it's just a funny haiku thread, and will get more exposure from other haiku-ers in The Club


BTW, you said "Taint" uh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huhh

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Vashner Retires
He Commands Total Respect
Road to Perdition

[Mixability]

I prefer 36-24-36

only if she's 5'3"! :lol

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Road to Perdition
Drive it Inside a Tahoe
The World is Right Wing

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Conservatives Want
Everyone to Think like Them
Free Thought is Condemned

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Mine Chode Doth Explode
Thou Tahoes Fill Up on Gas
American Way.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Road to Perdition
Worst Tom Hanks Movie Ever
Road to Perdition

[mookie2001]

they take away rights

piss on the constitution

blindly support war

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Protest, Disagree,
Conservatives Brand you as
Un-American

[Marklar MM]

Jim Bob marries Bell
They are brother and sister
Bush does not like it

[mookie2001]

for war without end

because I love my country

republican creed

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Marines for Dying
Young Neo-Cons for Hawking
And Chicken-Hawking

[Cant_Be_Faded]

We Did not Enlist
When we were Young and Called for
But now we want War

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Everyone should view
America like we do
Shit on Little Guy

[mookie2001]

their kids with fauxhawks

see them sport the front tucks

pink shirts are fashion

[Cant_Be_Faded]

LOL!!!!!!!!!



Sport Large Belt Buckles
Use the Finest Hair Products
Search For Right-Wing Mate

[mookie2001]

My prefrayed clothing

says 1974

Ambercrombie way

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Duncan's Ruth is Lost
Something greater will be gained;
The True Champs shall reign.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

This thread is without a doubt, my crowning achievement

[CharlieMac]

What's a haiku?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Evan Mariott
He Made Ten Thousand a Year
But Then Became Rich
TEN

THOUSAnD

[gtownspur]

Have you no shame
Can't Be Faded is lame
His mom groaned when i came

[Mark in Austin]

Thanks radical right.
Defending America
from the deadly gays.

[mookie2001]

homosexuals
a threat to supreme christians
dont turn my kids gay

[SWC Bonfire]

Very funny.

How's this one:

Automatic gates
Keep people like Mookie out
Tahoes are safe, too.

[mookie2001]

community gate
to keep the secular out
we are the most white

[SWC Bonfire]

Once button is pushed
OnStar* knows what you're doing
Orwell loves Tahoes.

[SWC Bonfire]

While liberals whine
Progressive ideas are lost
Act like grown-ups, Dems.

[Solid D]

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and this thread is
not thread of the year.

:smokin

[Marcus Bryant]

whites are the most ruth
mookie cowers in cold fear
mommy wants his rent

[Solid D]

:rollin

[mookie2001]

The Chode Godfather
11 more points at home
so close, but so far

[SWC Bonfire]

Mookie scoffs at all
But knows if A&M won
He would have no balls.
:lol

[mookie2001]

annoint the McGee
white jesus save coach Fran
salvation granted

[Marcus Bryant]

The chodes of SpursTalk
CBF and mookie their
marriage legal soon

[SWC Bonfire]

annoint the McGee
white jesus save coach Fran
salvation granted

:lol

[Solid D]

annoint the McGee
white jesus save coach Fran
salvation granted

not a true haiku
mookie miscounted his words
he disqualified

[SWC Bonfire]

Back to the original topic:

Aggieland is tops
not run over by hippies
Chicken has cheap beer.

Austin sucks huge balls
That they cut off the mascot
Lefties love it there.

[SWC Bonfire]

The stench from Austin
Drifting south on northern winds
Take a bath, hippies.

[T Park]

Its funny.

Liberals like CBF and Mookie make fun of conservatives all day long and thats "free thinking"

If a conservative makes fun of the liberal, its "intolerant"

Classic double talk from a 15 year old who doesn't know shit.

[SpursWoman]

The stench from Austin
Drifting south on northern winds
Take a bath, hippies.


:lol :lol :lol

[JohnnyMarzetti]

Neo-Cons are hate
Do whatever it takes now
It is not too late

[SWC Bonfire]

JohnnyMarzetti
Answers the phone upside down
Can't talk about hate much.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Its funny.

Liberals like CBF and Mookie make fun of conservatives all day long and thats "free thinking"

If a conservative makes fun of the liberal, its "intolerant"

Classic double talk from a 15 year old who doesn't know shit.


No whats funny is CBF and Mookie making fun of conservatives and conservatives acting like they're not to be made fun of.

[SWC Bonfire]

Damn trial lawyers
Are what's wrong with this country
I've jury duty

:lol

[Cant_Be_Faded]

The chodes of SpursTalk
CBF and mookie their
marriage legal soon


Dominance implied:
Aggie Helmet Avatar
Season was failure.

[SWC Bonfire]

Ags have bad season
Co-ord is fired post haste
Fran pulls an R.C.

:lol :tu

[Cant_Be_Faded]

^^no joke, that's bs

[SWC Bonfire]

^^no joke, that's bs

No, it's justified. Installing a read-first 4-3 ("27"-esque) defense in a conference filled will spread offenses with personel not suited for said 4-3 defense is pretty hardheaded. The inflexibility of the coaching staff, particularly on defense, was laughable.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

ok i take it back then
Coach Fran was surprisingly calm during the Fox Sports replay where he and this other dude commentated over almost every good play.

[SWC Bonfire]

4-3 defense takes
big hosses up front on line
Ags don't have them yet

[Vashner]

They on Saddams jock..
Cause they like to suck BEEP
Saddams defense is DNC
Howard Dean is the man
If the USA goes into the Shitcan
The Marines are sissy cowards that run
Hey Kamakazi wins the day
You BEEPing Democrats suck today.

A Poem...

[SWC Bonfire]

3-4 is good pick
To defend the spread offense
One more fast athlete

[SWC Bonfire]

Haikus are great ways
To express thoughts consicely
I'll use them always. :lol

[Marcus Bryant]

activist latin
tired cliche of first order
la raza unite

[Solid D]

Have they large talons?
son, I didn't understand
a thing you just said.

[Silent Bob]

The Conservative Haiku



:devil :music :sleep :wow :cry


:cuss :nope :nerd :king :bling :makemyday :huh


:spin :vomit :elephant :baby :angel

[Phenomanul]

Laugh at Silent Bob
I will, his emoticons
Portray Bobby well

[Solid D]

http://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/tony_parker.jpghttp://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/emanuel_ginobili.jpghttp://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/bruce_bowen.jpghttp://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/tim_duncan.jpghttp://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/radoslav_nesterovic.jpg

http://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/nick_van_exel.jpghttp://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/brent_barry.jpghttp://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/michael_finley.jpghttp://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/robert_horry.jpghttp://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/nazr_mohammed.jpghttp://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/beno_udrih.jpghttp://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/fabricio_oberto.jpg

http://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/sean_marks.jpghttp://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/gregg_popovich.jpghttp://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/pj_carlesimo.jpghttp://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/don_newman.jpghttp://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/mike_budenholzer.jpg

[SpursWoman]

Winner! :tu :lol

[Silent Bob]

QUOTE=Solid D:

http://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/tony_parker.jpghttp://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/emanuel_ginobili.jpghttp://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/bruce_bowen.jpghttp://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/tim_duncan.jpghttp://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/radoslav_nesterovic.jpg

http://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/nick_van_exel.jpghttp://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/brent_barry.jpghttp://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/michael_finley.jpghttp://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/robert_horry.jpghttp://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/nazr_mohammed.jpghttp://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/beno_udrih.jpghttp://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/fabricio_oberto.jpg

http://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/sean_marks.jpghttp://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/gregg_popovich.jpghttp://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/pj_carlesimo.jpghttp://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/don_newman.jpghttp://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/mike_budenholzer.jpg




:tu
http://www.budgetcues.com/images/accessories/racks/rack-rk8m.jpg

[Solid D]

:smokin

[SWC Bonfire]

Defend/four down Pop
Isn't as conservative
as he used to be

[Phenomanul]

http://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/tony_parker.jpghttp://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/emanuel_ginobili.jpghttp://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/bruce_bowen.jpghttp://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/tim_duncan.jpghttp://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/radoslav_nesterovic.jpg

http://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/nick_van_exel.jpghttp://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/brent_barry.jpghttp://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/michael_finley.jpghttp://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/robert_horry.jpghttp://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/nazr_mohammed.jpghttp://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/beno_udrih.jpghttp://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/fabricio_oberto.jpg

http://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/sean_marks.jpghttp://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/gregg_popovich.jpghttp://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/pj_carlesimo.jpghttp://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/don_newman.jpghttp://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/mike_budenholzer.jpg

Was going to start a
Spurs related Haiku thread
Nah... Solid beat me!!! :tu :tu

[RashoFan]

Aggieland is tops
not run over by hippies
Chicken has cheap beer.


The Chicken....damn...I got F*&^ed up there the night before I went to Fire Municipality Week there back in 98...I was sweating Shiner Bock out of my system the whole next day..... :drunk

[RashoFan]

San Antonio
Basketball We Love To Watch
Spurs We Love You Too!

[Mr. Defense]

Solid D has won,
the battle is over now,
spoils to the victor!!!


good job man.

[mookie2001]

conservative?, me?
I'm independent, christian
grow up!, youre jealous!

[mookie2001]

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROF:lmaoLROFLROFLROFL
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFOFLRO...FLROFLROFLROFLR
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFOFLRO....FLROFLROFLROFLROF
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFOFLRO...FLROFLROFLROFLROF
OFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFOFLROFL.ROFLROFLROFLROF
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFOFLROF.LROFLROFLROFLROF



you want my money
poisen my kids heads homo
the Earth cannot warm!

[Puppy Dog]

1 2 3 4 5
1 2 3 4 5 7
1 2 3 4 5

[mookie2001]

leadership's vital
I support leaders, traitor
Bush, please, please lead me

[Puppy Dog]

his name is mookie
and he's the best
all the dj's want...


shit...that doesn't work...:depressed :p

[Cant_Be_Faded]

He is our leader
He leads the nation so well:
Complete Division

[Cant_Be_Faded]

You cannot Make fun
Of the common neocon
unless you hate god

[mookie2001]

not his fault lefty
if you would stop the treason
allow leadership

[Puppy Dog]

where is that spurstalk bush when you need him...:lol

you guys are tearing him a new asshole, like when mookie has to sit on the toilet at 4am cuz he ate the whole half gallon of rockyroad...don't worry man...i've been there...felt your pain...:lol :tu

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Puppy Dog equals
George W Bush equals
Mouse's friend Big Zak

[Vashner]

at least Sean Pean packs some heat
while he was in NO look for some looters to save
the bums like Maddona
didn't show up
the boxtox injection had to show up

[Puppy Dog]

what gave it away that i was puppydog? :wtf

[Cant_Be_Faded]

your avatar?

[Puppy Dog]

your avatar?



FUCK! i always do that...miss some mundane detail....:cuss

:pctoss

[Vashner]

One upon a time.. michael moore made a movie
then he purchased haliburton stock
he his excuse is they make good meals he got it for the food of course

[mookie2001]

^continues the streak of neocons (ahf, whott, etc) mentioning M Moore out of nowhere, while making an original joke about food or him being fat

[bigzak25]

m&m is fat? since when? he's just fluffy. :tu

[bigzak25]

oh, and in case anybody doesn't know...i'm bigzak...shhh.:lol

[Mr. Defense]

oh, and in case anybody doesn't know...i'm bigzak...shhh.:lol



your losing it pal...I"M the REAL bigzak. but yeah, keep it quiet...:lmao

[Johnny Tightlips]

once upon time
someone asked me some questions
you writing a book?

[Johnny Tightlips]

"aint sayin nothin"
is all you will need squealer
keep your mouth shut narc

[The Hustler]

whoa zak you need to poke some smot


no i don't.


i'll never smoke pot again....



but uh...you got a hookup or what? :smokin




:lol

[The Hustler]

can i hook it up?
what do you want hooked up, zak?
are you a po-po?



no...r u?

and btw, how big are your wrists exactly? :lol

[tlongII]

A question for pimp
An alternative to Bush
Can't think of one, huh?

[mookie2001]

a prez who doesnt
piss on my constitution
would be much better

[midgetonadonkey]

I drink malt liquor
but no longer smoke the herb
I miss being high

[midgetonadonkey]

I hate George W. Bush
God damn I hate George W. Bush
George W. Bush sucks balls

[Solid D]

Some get jobs, keep jobs
Some get jobbed, some job others,
Do bad job, lose job.

[T Park]

I hate George W. Bush
God damn I hate George W. Bush
George W. Bush sucks balls


And conservatives are the "Hate mongers" ???

Yeah damn Bush and this horrible economy.

What? STock market rises every day?
Home ownership all time high?
Resteraunts and stores report record numbers???
Unemployment lowest in years?


Horrible president, just horrible.


BTW, what constitutional rights, has Bush taken away from you nutjobs, just curious.

[Kori Ellis]

CBF gets rich.
He buys trendy SUV.
What will Mookie do?

[midgetonadonkey]

And conservatives are the "Hate mongers" ???

Yeah damn Bush and this horrible economy.

What? STock market rises every day?
Home ownership all time high?
Resteraunts and stores report record numbers???
Unemployment lowest in years?


Horrible president, just horrible.


BTW, what constitutional rights, has Bush taken away from you nutjobs, just curious.

He hasn't taken away any sonstitutional rights from me. He just took the life of my cousin and thousands of other Americans for no fucking reason. That's all.

[bigzak25]

CBF gets rich.
He buys trendy SUV.
What will Mookie do?


he'll spill cheetos all over the back seat, that's what...:lol


and Yah, i'll be with him...so what? :lmao

[tlongII]

He hasn't taken away any sonstitutional rights from me. He just took the life of my cousin and thousands of other Americans for no fucking reason. That's all.


I'm sorry about your cousin.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm sorry about your cousin.

Thanks.

[bigzak25]

I'm very sorry about your cousin too.
But GW did not take his life.
And your cousin DID NOT lose his life in vain.
GodBless all our Troops. :tu

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm very sorry about your cousin too.
But GW did not take his life.
And your cousin DID NOT lose his life in vain.
GodBless all our Troops. :tu

George Bush sent him there.
Saddam had no weapons in there
So he died in vain

[bigzak25]

George Bush sent him there.
Saddam had no weapons in there
So he died in vain


with all due respect sir, did GW sign the paperwork for your Cousin. :(

[midgetonadonkey]

with all due respect sir, did GW sign the paperwork for your Cousin. :(

He didn't sign the paperwork, but the recruiters made him feel like he had no other choice. They target low income schools and make them feel like they can get free tuition when they get back from serving. These are nasty recruiting tactics. They only target the poor and under privileged.

[MasterYoda]

He didn't sign the paperwork, but the recruiters made him feel like he had no other choice. They target low income schools and make them feel like they can get free tuition when they get back from serving. These are nasty recruiting tactics. They only target the poor and under privileged.



Unfortunate, war is. As a last resort, necessary to defeat ultimate evil, it sometimes is. :depressed

And unfortunate that your cousin did not have the guidance/priviledges he may have needed. :(

God rest his soul. :cry

[tlongII]

He didn't sign the paperwork, but the recruiters made him feel like he had no other choice. They target low income schools and make them feel like they can get free tuition when they get back from serving. These are nasty recruiting tactics. They only target the poor and under privileged.

I believe there is some truth to that. However, veterans do get tuition assistance for education

[midgetonadonkey]

I believe there is some truth to that. However, veterans do get tuition assistance for education

Too bad he didn't make it to veteran status.

[tlongII]

Too bad he didn't make it to veteran status.

Very sad. Your cousin was trying to better his life and it ended up costing his life. I believe there is always risk involved when joining the military...otherwise it wouldn't exist.

[T Park]

but the recruiters made him feel like he had no other choice. They target low income schools and make them feel like they can get free tuition when they get back from serving. These are nasty recruiting tactics. They only target the poor and under privileged.


Did they put a gun to his head and force him??

Its still a voluntary millitary last I checked.

I thank your cousin for his sacrafice and his service.

Do you think the good people of IRAQ that are now free, don't apreciate it?

Or do you not think that freedom is worth fighting for, or help fighting for the little people like them???

Do you feel that Saddam should still be in power and gassing thousands?

[midgetonadonkey]

Did they put a gun to his head and force him??

Its still a voluntary millitary last I checked.

I thank your cousin for his sacrafice and his service.

Do you think the good people of IRAQ that are now free, don't apreciate it?

Or do you not think that freedom is worth fighting for, or help fighting for the little people like them???

Do you feel that Saddam should still be in power and gassing thousands?

I would rather have my cousin be back than the thousands that Saddam would have "gassed" with his "weapons of mass destruction." Fuck the Iraqis that were freeded, most of them have betrayed the U.S. military, but you won't hear that one the news. Go ahead and worship your dope fiend leader. People who have felt the sacrafice first hand will know better.

[MasterYoda]

Fuck the Iraqis that were freeded

the true problem, we have found. :cry

[T Park]

I would rather have my cousin be back than the thousands that Saddam would have "gassed" with his "weapons of mass destruction." Fuck the Iraqis that were freeded, most of them have betrayed the U.S. military, but you won't hear that one the news. Go ahead and worship your dope fiend leader. People who have felt the sacrafice first hand will know better.

Your love for your cousin clouds your judgement.

Understandable.

Fuck the Iraqis that were freed??

Glad no one had this attitude back in the 1940s and the 1780s.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Did they put a gun to his head and force him??

Its still a voluntary millitary last I checked.

I thank your cousin for his sacrafice and his service.

Do you think the good people of IRAQ that are now free, don't apreciate it?

Or do you not think that freedom is worth fighting for, or help fighting for the little people like them???

Do you feel that Saddam should still be in power and gassing thousands?

The conservative
Chickenhawk sounds real big shit
Never held a gun

[bigzak25]

The conservative
Chickenhawk sounds real big shit
Never held a gun

con·ser·va·tive (kn-sûrv-tv)
adj.

Of or relating to treatment by gradual, limited, or well-established procedures; not radical.


i am anything but limited. yet i am aligned with the 'conservative' party.

why? cuz they are no longer conservative. Bush is liberal. He is liberating the Iraqi people.

lib·er·al Audio pronunciation of "liberal" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (lbr-l, lbrl)
adj.

1.
1. Not limited to or by established, traditional, orthodox, or authoritarian attitudes, views, or dogmas; free from bigotry.
2. Favoring proposals for reform, open to new ideas for progress, and tolerant of the ideas and behavior of others; broad-minded.
3. Of, relating to, or characteristic of liberalism.


seems to me that Bush is the liberal one. the dems that don't care about the 'iraqi' people are the racists.

who's fooling who here?

why don't you guys wake the fuck up to reality.

times have changed. JFK would have wanted to LIBERATE IRAQ. MLK WOULD HAVE WANTED THE SAME.

Bill Clinton would have only started fires in Iraq to distract from his corrupt practices at home.


C'mon guys. You can see the truth if you just look with eyes wide open.

Bury the hate and look objectively. It's right in front of you.



chicken hawk
n.

1. Any of various hawks that prey on or have the reputation of preying on chickens.

wow...that sounds alot like democratic platforms that KEEP labeling and making people believe that they are victims instead of helping them to self-liberate. Who's the chicken hawks?

Irony, thy name is Conservative Chickenhawk.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I was referring
To TPark the chickenhawk
Why doesn't he join

(the military)

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Never Will Tell Us.
Reasons he will not enlist
will "defeat" his views

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Only Choice for him:
Set higher on pedestal:
Neocon Cycle

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I depend on them
(the stupid minorities)
To not get drafted

The only diff'rence
Is that I will not admit
Why I wont Enlist.


omg this last double haiku totally impales tpark to the fullest extent

[mookie2001]

congrats to cbf
and everyone who posted in the 2005 Unified Thread of the Year
cbfs finest work



mine safe in Tahoe
OnStar* controls us from Space
big bro's chosen ones

[mookie2001]

wait

edited

stoops, bob

[Marklar MM]

When the sun rises over the water,
I will have to wake up.
I will marry your teenage daughter,
But first we will sign a prenup.

Man that would make a great sonnet.

[Marklar MM]

My name is Marklar.
I don't know which is better.
cows, or the pistons.


Damn right.

[SWC Bonfire]

The conservative
Chickenhawk sounds real big shit
Never held a gun

The liberal
Touts big labor but never
gets his hands dirty

[SWC Bonfire]

i am an aggie
lacking ruth, i hate texas
go usc go

I hate Cali teams
I am forced to back Texas
Damn you all, t-sips :jack

[Marklar MM]

NBA Title
Spurs will most likely lose it
Pistons will win it

[Oscar DeLa]

don't know what it is
but Mooks right about Tahoes
conservatives drive

[SWC Bonfire]

I'm Conservative
I don't drive a Tahoe but
OnStar* tells me to.

[Oscar DeLa]

I don't know what it is but on star is lame

[SWC Bonfire]

NBA Title
Spurs will most likely lose it
Pistons will win it

Marklar is smoking
Serious shit in Motown
The cold's warped his brain

[Marklar MM]

It is fucking cold
Warm the fuck up already
Pistons will beat Spurs

[SWC Bonfire]

Your city will melt
When the Miami Heat come
Beat them twice, we'll talk.

[Marklar MM]

Miami Heat suck
They are overrated turds
Wade is all they got.

[SWC Bonfire]

That depends on if
Shaq's big toe cooperates
He gets BS calls.

[Vashner]

Spurs own Shaq
Miami is a workout team for Spurs
Duncan is the real pimp

[Marklar MM]

Shaq should play football
350 pounds...eesh
He could eat a dwarf.

[SWC Bonfire]

Shaq should play football
350 pounds...eesh
He could eat a dwarf.

What I've always said
He'd be an awesome tight end
Good hands plus huge size.

[Marklar MM]

Defensive lineman
He is to big for tight end
He would stop to eat.

[Johnny Tightlips]

Ain't sayin' nothin'.
Who says I been haikuin'?
Go suck a lemon.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

.....
.......
.....

[Johnny Tightlips]

Go suck a lemon.
Go suck a lemon, hippie.
Go suck a lemon.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Johnny Tightlips
Banned
LOL

[SWC Bonfire]

no haikus written
for two days...literally
thus, i'll bump the thread.

I've been out of town
Driving my Tahoe around
Gas prices are low

[SWC Bonfire]

Ol' Johnny Tightlips
Now he ain't saying nothin'
on Spurstalk.com

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Well now I miss him
To me, he was quite funny
If slightly quiet.

[SWC Bonfire]

Was Johnny Tightlips
Conservative or a Lib?
He never would say

[Cant_Be_Faded]

When have you ever heard of a non-overzealous republican

much less a quiet one

umm I mean

It's impossible
To be a silent person
And be neocon

[mookie2001]

I have been to war
against the war on christmas
i'm persecuted

[Solid D]

Be kind to Santa
remember to not leave fire
ablaze in fireplace

[mookie2001]

a sound from the roof
santa has brought our blessings
OnStar* and Tahoe

[Solid D]

Only thing better
than conservative haiku
is a Bush spy coup

[mookie2001]

Bush broke the law kids
a federal one at that
what? What? What? WHAT?? sigh...

[Solid D]

F.B.I. gives Bush
glowing reports on muslim
mosque radiation

[ShoogarBear]

So many haikus
Without mention of DeLay?
Right-wing sacrilege!

[Solid D]

Is that a dirty
bomb under your burqa or
are you just big-boned?

[chode_regulator]

Get to tha Choppa!
Howdy Hauza, its Hauza!
Microprocessa
lol at schwarzanegers accent

[Mr. Defense]

haiku's fucking suck
i am just sayin is all
pinche syllables

:pctoss

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Defending freedom,
Behold the regulator:
He is now Unbanned.

[mookie2001]

laugh out loud I will
for the chode regulator
has such a great sig

[mookie2001]

good luck bump

[mookie2001]

theft

larceny





















we see you now

be on your way

youve gone this far on your own


but how far do you want to go?

[mookie2001]

theft

larceny





















we see you now

be on your way

youve gone this far on your own


but how far do you want to go?masterpiece

[mookie2001]

i think i spelled larson wrong


nothing conservative about that


Texas won

[Mookie_is_a_chode_face]

i think i spelled larson wrong


nothing conservative about that


Texas won
So that is why you posted penis pictures?

[Oscar DeLa]

I don't know what it is but conservatives




























like FoxNews

[mookie2001]

http://www.funatics.nl/images/50%20Cent%20Bulletproof%20Xbox.jpg


































how I watch fox news
but the news has passed Oreilly
presence of absence

[Cant_Be_Faded]

The good Neo-Con
He tends to stab in the back
That which is closest

[kobe_bryant]

bump

[Solid D]

chode regulator,
can't be faded and mookie
speak their own language
:smokin

[Cant_Be_Faded]

If you didn't know,
Yo' ass bettah call someone.
NeoCon Backstab.

[Vashner]

Don't make me bust a cap.. in your democrat ass oh yea..

maybe you can shoot back.. but you banned guns OOPS...

homeland security... without advanced listening...

(joke Haiku btw.. lighten up people)

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Your lyrics are weak.
Like clock radio speakers.
Neocon Backstab.

[exstatic]

Stick up his bunghole
counting all his money, twice
no help for others

[Solid D]

Mook's disgusting thread,

when they finally descend

he'll grow up one day

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I started a war
A War for my religion
Thanks, baby boomers

[midgetonadonkey]

I breathe in the air
The smoke I break in and out
Of my fucking lungs

[ORION]

birds annoy
birds fly
Orion mows the lawn while birds die
birds see Orion
Don't they know he be a lion
Orion mows grass next to fense
birds swoop down in defense
Orion gets pissed gets a broom
next time bird swoops down he swoops to his doom

[mookie2001]

did yall know this thread was the 2005 official thread of the year?

kind of like the horns theyre still reigning


http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=30334&highlight=thread+year

it beat out countless others, quattro, i hurt my knee because i rated my life and havent showered in 8 days because of the hurricaine threads

[Cant_Be_Faded]

that's sick chubs

[mookie2001]

it was official too

kori just scoffed because she got shutout

[Cant_Be_Faded]

i am a poet, like that of homer

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Vashner Retires
He Commands Total Respect
Road to Perdition

[Joe Camel]

I gave up smoking
but the ladies still smoke me
and they all inhale

[Joe Camel]

I know it is true
and I am guilty as sin
where do I begin

[Neuromancer]

road to perdition
the truest of all the roads

road to perdition

[Neuromancer]

elpimpo once reigned
made stupid bets on boomers

soon boomer sooner

[Neuromancer]

tahoes once filled lots
the land of rape and honey
no proof of warming

[Neuromancer]

cbf posted
total post count way too high
anti neocon

[Joe Camel]

It is my right to smoke
stop zoning my right to light
I hate the A.C.L.U.

[Neuromancer]

the practices of
the good urban neocon
stab right in the back

(conservative haiku v2.0)

[Neuromancer]

They are all urban.
Except of course the first one.
Oh, and the last one.

[Boris]

The hippies I know
don't care what you do in bed
God, Country, Honor

[Neuromancer]

boomer sooner boom
boomer urban boomer soon
neocon sooner

[Neuromancer]

What is Squashed between
compassion and religion
Are practical aims.

[Boris]

I like getting high
I ain't helping the problem
I love my red Schwinn

[Neuromancer]

"ugh, mothafucka
my eyes really aren't that red!"
(Intense wave of angst)

[Neuromancer]

Ugh, mothafucka
I swear to god, swetegod
Circus Charlie Four.

[Bill Taylor]

it will rain Tuesday
I am very well sure of that
thanks to vipir five

[mookie2001]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=30334&highlight=thread+year

[FRITO BANDITO]

Fritos
on table
child eats
bag in my hand
child cryies
bliss


I bet you gringos did not know the bandito was a poet as wells!!!

[Darrin]

if hippies support
gays getting married, then they
hate god and marines

Blessed be, blessed
Damned eternally from me
In Judgment sit he

[Solid D]

This has got to be
the worst page in history
of free-verse Haiku

[thispego]

mine safe in Tahoe
OnStar* controls us from Space
big bro's chosen ones
:lol

[Darrin]

This has got to be
the worst page in history
of free-verse Haiku

Indeed it is.

[thispego]

Fish all around
wear next to nothing
pego is content

[Saddam's Ghost]

I never did think
That I would meet my end at
the end of a rope

[Saddam's Ghost]

Chode yanks have me killed,
but don't have the courtesy
to laud my haikus!

[Solid D]

Saddam's mustard gas
leaving the Kurds in a heap
winds have reversed now.

[Solid D]

Underground bunkers
no place now for crime to hide
crime meet punishment

[j-6]

In a world where the
damn neocons reign supreme
Who shall write haikus?

The literate
make up the disillusioned
Five Seven Five lives on

[j-6]

i own all of you.
each and every single
one of you bitches.

Whatcha gonna do
when all your base are belong
to us? Watch Oprah?

[THE ONE AND ONLY]

lets go to taco
cabana cause i think i
need somethin to eat

[j-6]

matrix was okay
then, matrix 2 was better
matrix 3 was bleh

All three made up for
flux capacitor on train
that's science fiction

[THE ONE AND ONLY]

would you say i have
plethora of pinatas
yes guapo many

[j-6]

what? "all your base are
belong to us?" what bitch do
you think you are.....ducks?

I quack on demand
Channel eight ninety one
County Commissioner sir.

[j-6]

the four seven six.
my own old archnemesis
five seven five owns.

My math when I'm high
even worse than my writing
Ron Powlus sucks cock.

[THE ONE AND ONLY]

toilet keeps running
and the water keeps rising
shit all over floor

[j-6]

back to the future
owns all time travel movies.
yes. terminator.

Can you fly, Bobby?
Alas, Boddicker had no
flux capacitor.

[THE ONE AND ONLY]

its hitlers birthday
all dealers are high and dry
no grass for smoking

[j-6]

austin, texas?! shit!
that place ain't nothin' but dem,
steers, queers, and hippies.

Austin, Texas sucks
the greatness is in El Lay
and College Station

[j-6]

I jerked off Tuesday
well it was fantastic but
Friday was better

[THE ONE AND ONLY]

asstown is rundown
hippies yuppies and homeless
everyone on 6th

[j-6]

My goddamn dealer's dry
laid in a reserve last buy
high times for this boy

[THE ONE AND ONLY]

light beer will do but
id rather hit a roach but
fucked up is fucked up