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monosylab1k
03-27-2013, 12:29 PM
Why are Lakers fans still bitter about this? I mean i understand that the Mavericks:

-swept your asses
-killed your potential second Kobe era dynasty
-sent Phil Jackson off in disgraceful fashion
-further proved that Kobe quits on his team when he doesn't get his way
-showed the world what an immature bitch Andrew Bynum is
-gave the 2002 NBA Champion Kings joy to see Peja curbstomp you
-further proved that Pau will forever be Dirk's bitch
-killed Odom's career
-made you the laughingstock of the NBA for the next two years

But why are you guys still so bitter? I don't get it.

KobeOwnsDuncan
03-27-2013, 12:33 PM
:lol Mavfan talking about being bitter when 06 still haunts you assholes. It's the fact that you didn't act like champs afterwards, ya gutless fucks you.

Tee, hee

Killakobe81
03-27-2013, 12:41 PM
Im not bitter, I was at Game 3. You guys were the better team and won. I still dont get why Cubes did not alow Dirk to defend his title ...but whatever.

You guys changed the one and done boys (playoffs) to the one and done boys (title)
I like Dirk & Kidd happy for them tbh ...

You guys got a title in the Lebron Heatles era savor it.

Thebesteva
03-27-2013, 12:52 PM
OP is referring to the thread I made. I couldn't be any less bitter OP, actually most Laker fans can't help but to respect and like Nowitizki. Most Laker fans even condemned Andrew Bum-knees over his bitch move against Barrea. I don't think Laker fans could have been any less bitter, ESPECIALLY since we knew 2011 was a mediocore year by that squad.

Now you wanna talk about bitter? I fucking hate Detroit because of 04, that was the Lakers year but the Pistons decided to play out of their fuckin minds that season. Kobe had to rape Kate Faber that fucking year...of all years why that?!!! He can take any pussy now.

Killakobe81
03-27-2013, 01:02 PM
OP is referring to the thread I made. I couldn't be any less bitter OP, actually most Laker fans can't help but to respect and like Nowitizki. Most Laker fans even condemned Andrew Bum-knees over his bitch move against Barrea. I don't think Laker fans could have been any less bitter, ESPECIALLY since we knew 2011 was a mediocore year by that squad.

Now you wanna talk about bitter? I fucking hate Detroit because of 04, that was the Lakers year but the Pistons decided to play out of their fuckin minds that season. Kobe had to rape Kate Faber that fucking year...of all years why that?!!! He can take any pussy now.

Mehh that one doesnt bother me. If you really are teh LAkers fan you sayyou are and if you lived in LA or followed the team closely ...that season was a train-wreck.
1. Kobe's trial
2. Shaq's pre-season "I came to Hawaii for my team-mates: Fisher, Malone, Fox, etc." No Kobe ...
3. GP feuding with Phil over the triangle
4. Malone's injury late in the playoffs ...
5. We ere a Fisher shot away from losing to the spurs and a Kobe shot from being swept in the Finals

That season though better than this one was no fun for me. Only things i remember was a nice win streak and Fisher's shot in SA ...the rest blew chunks.

1984 On the other hand saw "Tragic Johnson and Worthy's pass stolen by Henderson, and the MCHale clothesline of Rambis. @ of our most clutch players choked ...and a crowd favorite got flattened. Sealed my hate for the Celts ...Magic should be with MJ at 6 ...and Kareem should have 7 ...And most important we would be up 17-16 as a franchise ...

whitemamba
03-27-2013, 01:06 PM
:lol1 and done

HarlemHeat37
03-27-2013, 01:42 PM
Tbh, Mavs will always be known as the only team to defeat the Heatles, can't take that away from them..

Cry Havoc
03-27-2013, 02:27 PM
Tbh, Mavs will always be known as the only team to defeat the Heatles, can't take that away from them..

Doubtful. I can't imagine the Heat going another 5-6 years without a major injury that takes them out of the playoffs, in fact I'd be surprised if it only happened once. Other than that, yeah, it'll be a major boon to the memory of Dirk's title with the Mavs.

hater
03-27-2013, 02:28 PM
Mavs always played the Lakers well in recent times if I remember. These guys always would come out of nowhere and beat the Lakers and the Spurs for that matter. But then proceed to get bent over by lesser teams like the Warriors. Never could figure out this franchise.

Budkin
03-27-2013, 02:35 PM
I jumped on the Mavs bandwagon once the Spurs were out. That was a fun team to root for, even though I still hated Terry. Wanted Dirk to get that ring.

Samuel Eto'o
03-27-2013, 03:01 PM
Doubtful. I can't imagine the Heat going another 5-6 years without a major injury that takes them out of the playoffs, in fact I'd be surprised if it only happened once. Other than that, yeah, it'll be a major boon to the memory of Dirk's title with the Mavs.
The Heatles will be disbanded soon.

Great avatar, btw. Super badass.

Mugen
03-27-2013, 03:52 PM
Biggest asspounding laid on a team this century when considering all factors tbh.

monosylab1k
03-27-2013, 03:57 PM
Biggest asspounding laid on a team this century when considering all factors tbh.

:tu and judging from Lakerfans, dat ass is still red and sore.

AaronY
03-27-2013, 04:02 PM
Great avatar, btw. Super badass.

It really is like he lost a bet or something

spurraider21
03-27-2013, 04:33 PM
I jumped on the Mavs bandwagon once the Spurs were out. That was a fun team to root for, even though I still hated Terry. Wanted Dirk to get that ring.

I was pulling for the Grizz at first, to make our los look less embarrassing :lol

But watching Dirk own Ibaka's soul in game 1 of WCF made me a temporary Mavs fan

LkrFan
03-27-2013, 04:35 PM
:corn:

Lincoln
03-27-2013, 04:37 PM
Just rematches highlight of the game on YouTube. God damn I miss Peja and jet. Barea shit all over them too.

Bynum is a pussy ass faggot. For how much shit I give the AAC crowd, they were actually damn good that playoff run

Lincoln
03-27-2013, 04:37 PM
Just rematches highlight of the game on YouTube. God damn I miss Peja and jet. Barea shit all over them too.

Bynum is a pussy ass faggot. For how much shit I give the AAC crowd, they were actually damn good that playoff run

Lincoln
03-27-2013, 04:38 PM
Rewatched*

HarlemHeat37
03-27-2013, 04:44 PM
Anybody have links to the game threads in the NBA forum for the series?..

monosylab1k
03-27-2013, 05:00 PM
Anybody have links to the game threads in the NBA forum for the series?..

:lol it would be fun to see Lakerfans posting hardcore in Games 1 and 2, then drop off for Game 3 and cease to exist for Game 4.

The Batman
03-27-2013, 05:10 PM
Anybody have links to the game threads in the NBA forum for the series?..

Game 2 thread. Im looking for the others
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=178976&highlight=Mavs+Lakers

The Batman
03-27-2013, 05:13 PM
Game 4
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=179280

The Batman
03-27-2013, 05:14 PM
Game 1
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=178508

HarlemHeat37
03-27-2013, 05:33 PM
The game 1 thread was in the Lakers-Mavs series thread IIRC, based on a quick search..

Latarian Milton
03-27-2013, 10:13 PM
further proved that Pau will forever be Dirk's bitch

pau is still win-less against dirk's team in the playoffs which's hilarious enough tbh

Killakobe81
03-27-2013, 10:22 PM
Just rematches highlight of the game on YouTube. God damn I miss Peja and jet. Barea shit all over them too.

Bynum is a pussy ass faggot. For how much shit I give the AAC crowd, they were actually damn good that playoff run

I was at game 3 at AAC sure there were Laker fans there but dat bitch was loud. Only Laker game I went to that was louder was the game 7 WCF at Staples vs. Blazers.

DMC
03-27-2013, 10:36 PM
Game 4 was a curb stomp. Kobe has never recovered.

TampaDude
03-27-2013, 10:45 PM
Game 4 was a curb stomp. Kobe has never recovered.

Ah...that was a great day...Peja was 6 of 6 from 3 and JET was 9 of 10 from 3...and Barea went HAM on the Fakers' D...a fitting end to the PJ/Kobe era. :lol

irishock
03-27-2013, 11:30 PM
I think he averaged like 20 points, 2 assists and 2 rebounds that series. That was pretty much the end of Kobe's dominant days

ElNono
03-28-2013, 12:06 AM
:lol Mother's Day massacre

Thread
03-28-2013, 12:16 AM
^& Memorial Day massacres. Boston thought they were safe way back then.

Uh, uh.

Jodelo
03-28-2013, 08:38 AM
pau is still win-less against dirk's team in the playoffs which's hilarious enough tbh

Even Kobe never won a game against Dirk in the PO!

Thread
03-28-2013, 09:04 AM
^
& yet it's:::

Kobe: 5

Dirk: 1

Just shows ta go ya.

Latarian Milton
03-28-2013, 07:37 PM
Even Kobe never won a game against Dirk in the PO!
lakers & mavs never played together in the PO prior to 11 so it ain't that impressive as pwning the spanish fag each and every time they meet in the playoffs imho. mavs played memphis twice in the playoffs while pau was a grizzlie and the mavs swept the grizzlies both times.

Thread
03-28-2013, 09:38 PM
mavs played memphis twice in the playoffs while pau was a grizzlie and the mavs swept the grizzlies both times.

Well, for heaven's sakes that's by default. Gasol never won a single playoff game till Kobe took him in.

Kool Bob Love
03-28-2013, 09:54 PM
^
& yet it's:::

Kobe: 5

Dirk: 1

Just shows ta go ya.

No no that wasnt a question.

Tim - 3

Kirby - 2

Thread
03-28-2013, 09:54 PM
No no that wasnt a question.

Tim - 3

Kirby - 2

Fine. You take that one. I'm stickin' with:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

Latarian Milton
03-28-2013, 10:07 PM
kobe only won 2 as the alpha though, and he has to split it with vanessa so its basically 1-3 between kobe and duncan tbh

Thread
03-28-2013, 10:09 PM
kobe only won 2 as the alpha though, and he has to split it with vanessa so its basically 1-3 between kobe and duncan tbh

:rolleyes

ezau
03-28-2013, 11:06 PM
Loved that 2011 Mavs team. Dirk was on video-game mode the entire playoffs.

ezau
03-28-2013, 11:09 PM
Ah...that was a great day...Peja was 6 of 6 from 3 and JET was 9 of 10 from 3...and Barea went HAM on the Fakers' D...a fitting end to the PJ/Kobe era. :lol

Agree completely. That asspounding will haunt the soul of all Laker fans until their team wins a title. :lol

Thread
03-28-2013, 11:12 PM
Agree completely. That asspounding will haunt the soul of all Laker fans until their team wins a title. :lol

Like:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

haunts you fellows.

tee, hee.

DMC
03-28-2013, 11:14 PM
Like:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

haunts you fellows.

tee, hee.

No, more like:

LMVICTORIOUSAO!!!

Me, about 13 posts ago...



Me, about 4 posts ago...



And finally you, just now...


Just curious, did you read one single thing, or, in anticipation of a potentially pro-Suns post, did you go on the offensive and just started espousing your anti-non-Spurs doctrine of intollerance?

Do tell!


Circa 2005. Now go ahead and tell everyone that's your invention again. You've stated that "I used it here first" on things I've shown you came from movies like "go back and fuck your mother some more" from Stand By Me, so you cannot use that. You fucking plagiarist.

I can tell by that shitty Ger-erotic you write that you don't have a create bone in your body. You've spent your life pretending to be original, but you're just another poser.

So do these:

:rolleyes

and

Please

and the other things you stole.

That's you and Kevin I've outed.

Moving right along.

Thread
03-28-2013, 11:15 PM
No, more like:



Circa 2005. Now go ahead and tell everyone that's your invention again. You've stated that "I used it here first" on things I've shown you came from movies like "go back and fuck your mother some more" from Stand By Me, so you cannot use that. You fucking plagiarist.

It's my invention.

DMC
03-28-2013, 11:17 PM
See exhibit A

DMC
03-28-2013, 11:18 PM
You weren't the first to use it here. Based on your own constructed standard, it's not yours.

Thread
03-28-2013, 11:19 PM
You weren't the first to use it here. Based on your own constructed standard, it's not yours.

I invented it.

Floyd Pacquiao
03-28-2013, 11:21 PM
Like:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

haunts you fellows.

tee, hee.

Duncan: 3

kirby:2

Nyahahahaha.

Thread
03-28-2013, 11:24 PM
Duncan: 3

kirby:2

Nyahahahaha.

Fine. You have that one. I'm stickin' with:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

Clipper Nation
03-28-2013, 11:27 PM
It's my invention.

http://goazcats.com/forum/showthread.php?t=30731



http://goazcats.com/forum/images/statusicon/post_old.gif 04-24-2005

#2 (http://goazcats.com/forum/showpost.php?p=270696&postcount=2)



JMarkJohns (http://goazcats.com/forum/member.php?u=2133)
Go Forth...






Join Date: Oct 2004
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Posts: 20,414
Rep Power: 21474894 http://goazcats.com/forum/images/reputation/reputation_pos.gifhttp://goazcats.com/forum/images/reputation/reputation_pos.gifhttp://goazcats.com/forum/images/reputation/reputation_pos.gifhttp://goazcats.com/forum/images/reputation/reputation_pos.gifhttp://goazcats.com/forum/images/reputation/reputation_pos.gifhttp://goazcats.com/forum/images/reputation/reputation_highpos.gifhttp://goazcats.com/forum/images/reputation/reputation_highpos.gifhttp://goazcats.com/forum/images/reputation/reputation_highpos.gifhttp://goazcats.com/forum/images/reputation/reputation_highpos.gifhttp://goazcats.com/forum/images/reputation/reputation_highpos.gifhttp://goazcats.com/forum/images/reputation/reputation_highpos.gif



And yet you are not planning on going anywhere, are you...

Don't make me LMcontrollin'AO...




http://goazcats.com/forum/images/statusicon/user_offline.gif

Thread
03-28-2013, 11:29 PM
http://goazcats.com/forum/showthread.php?t=30731



http://goazcats.com/forum/images/statusicon/post_old.gif 04-24-2005
#2 (http://goazcats.com/forum/showpost.php?p=270696&postcount=2)


JMarkJohns (http://goazcats.com/forum/member.php?u=2133)
Go Forth...






Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Flagstaff, Arizona
Posts: 20,414
Rep Power: 21474894 http://goazcats.com/forum/images/reputation/reputation_pos.gifhttp://goazcats.com/forum/images/reputation/reputation_pos.gifhttp://goazcats.com/forum/images/reputation/reputation_pos.gifhttp://goazcats.com/forum/images/reputation/reputation_pos.gifhttp://goazcats.com/forum/images/reputation/reputation_pos.gifhttp://goazcats.com/forum/images/reputation/reputation_highpos.gifhttp://goazcats.com/forum/images/reputation/reputation_highpos.gifhttp://goazcats.com/forum/images/reputation/reputation_highpos.gifhttp://goazcats.com/forum/images/reputation/reputation_highpos.gifhttp://goazcats.com/forum/images/reputation/reputation_highpos.gifhttp://goazcats.com/forum/images/reputation/reputation_highpos.gif



And yet you are not planning on going anywhere, are you...

Don't make me LMcontrollin'AO...




http://goazcats.com/forum/images/statusicon/user_offline.gif




I invented it.

JMarkJohns
03-29-2013, 01:18 AM
So, I've known Cubby for 13 years.

He's a trend setter.

There was a time the two of us were pretty good message board chums.

What happened?

"Life"

Hope this clears things up... Stop quoting shit from 7 years back...

Thread
03-29-2013, 06:11 AM
So, I've known Cubby for 13 years.

He's a trend setter.

There was a time the two of us were pretty good message board chums.

What happened?

"Life"

Hope this clears things up... Stop quoting shit from 7 years back...

Let us proceed...

GuerillaBlack
03-29-2013, 06:34 AM
I use to work at the AAC during this time. Game 3 there were quite a few lakerfans. Game 4 they sold all their tickets on stub hub tbh. I miss working there tho. It was cool coming home with a couple hundred everyday

benstanfield
03-29-2013, 01:40 PM
Fine. You have that one. I'm stickin' with:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

Only pussies & assholes use ring counts as an argument.

Thread
03-29-2013, 01:55 PM
Only pussies & assholes

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

irishock
03-29-2013, 03:21 PM
:lmao everyone falling into Thread's traps

LkrFan
05-29-2021, 04:19 PM
Why are Lakers fans still bitter about this? I mean i understand that the Mavericks:

-swept your asses
-killed your potential second Kobe era dynasty
-sent Phil Jackson off in disgraceful fashion
-further proved that Kobe quits on his team when he doesn't get his way
-showed the world what an immature bitch Andrew Bynum is
-gave the 2002 NBA Champion Kings joy to see Peja curbstomp you
-further proved that Pau will forever be Dirk's bitch
-killed Odom's career
-made you the laughingstock of the NBA for the next two years

But why are you guys still so bitter? I don't get it.

2011 Championship deserves a big fat *
https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/1398748222626074629?s=19

Fluke. Broken clocks are right twice a day. Never repeated, like Jim's Sp*rs

:downspin:

Kawhitstorm
05-29-2021, 04:37 PM
2011 Championship deserves a big fat *
https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/1398748222626074629?s=19

Fluke. Broken clocks are right twice a day. Never repeated, like Jim's Sp*rs

:downspin:

Is there a more beloved choker than Dirt? (Muphuckas living off one fluke playoff run on the back of JET)

Neo.
05-29-2021, 04:54 PM
lol needing the opponents #1 and #3 option to get hurt just to barely win a championship series, being repeatedly bailed out of being labeled as a choker for nearly losing the series still and going nonexistent in clutch moments by kyle lowry (one of the biggest chokers ever) and fred van vleet (a no name) :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

:rollin fraudulent "superstar"

MultiTroll
05-29-2021, 05:42 PM
^ You Gay Area ass kissers always trying to fabricate excuses for Kwa and co working the overated phuck Warriors.

Gay Thompsan minutes in Toronto wins:

Game 1 40
Game 4 42
Game 6 31

Spurtacular
05-29-2021, 08:13 PM
2011 Championship deserves a big fat *

* Swept the shitty Lakers (1999, 2011)

:lol :lmao :rollin

ambchang
05-29-2021, 08:19 PM
2011 Championship deserves a big fat *
https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/1398748222626074629?s=19

Fluke. Broken clocks are right twice a day. Never repeated, like Jim's Sp*rs

:downspin:

Wow, true. Imagine being swept by a fraud team like that. The players on that swept team should have asterisks on their entire careers.

American Citizen
05-29-2021, 09:46 PM
https://i.imgur.com/IqbgzTb.jpg

LkrFan
05-29-2021, 09:51 PM
^ :lol

LkrFan
05-29-2021, 09:52 PM
* Swept the shitty Lakers (1999, 2011)

:lol :lmao :rollin

Never repeated as a champi:loln