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Lincoln
03-28-2013, 02:59 PM
No one will be able to take away our 2011 ring, no one.

Thread
03-28-2013, 03:05 PM
Nope. That's forever. That goes to the grave.

In the immediate afterward it's such a grand feeling. I just like to be myself then, to shed that tear and harken back to all the miserable times, the failures, and then marinate in the victory that just took place. No bills, no kids, no wife, no life. Just a few minutes alone with it. I love it so.

whitemamba
03-28-2013, 03:06 PM
No one will be able to take away our 2011 ring, no one.

fags tbh

Lincoln
03-28-2013, 03:13 PM
Nope. That's forever. That goes to the grave.

In the immediate afterward it's such a grand feeling. I just like to be myself then, to shed that tear and harken back to all the miserable times, the failures, and then marinate in the victory that just took place. No bills, no kids, no wife, no life. Just a few minutes alone with it. I love it so.

Shut up faggot

Thread
03-28-2013, 03:14 PM
Shut up faggot

Go back and fuck your mother some more.

Lincoln
03-28-2013, 03:28 PM
Go back and fuck your mother some more.

Shut up faggot

Thread
03-28-2013, 03:45 PM
^

Go back and fuck your mother some more.

Fergie The Florists
03-28-2013, 03:47 PM
Shut up faggot
















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03-28-2013, 03:47 PM
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03-28-2013, 03:55 PM
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Strumming my pain with his fingers.

Ace
03-28-2013, 05:09 PM
He's already let the alphas take his pride and balls, good thing the Mavs won that ring. Otherwise Gaycob would nothing meaningful in his pathetic life.

Jacob1983
03-28-2013, 05:44 PM
My Mavs are the last team to beat the Heat in the playoffs. I love that. I love the fact that Dirk, JET, JKidd, and the Mavs prevented Lecrab from getting his first ring.

Thread
03-28-2013, 05:59 PM
He's already let the alphas take his pride and balls, good thing the Mavs won that ring. Otherwise Gaycob would nothing meaningful in his pathetic life.

But, he's got it and it straightened him out. It's a wonderful thing. It an intangible thing that cannot be taken from you. That's a rarity in this life.

Jacob1983
03-28-2013, 06:15 PM
That's right. The Mavs' 2011 NBA championship is theirs for good. I mean no one can take it away. Not Stern, no Lebitch, or DWhistle. Every time I go to the AAC, I see the Mavs championship banner and I know that they earned it fair and square and that it is going to stay there forever and no one can take it away. Never ever ever ever getting back together. That girl comes off as an uppity controlling bitch. That's just my silly opinion on her.

Thread
03-28-2013, 06:21 PM
^You don't need the banner, nor the ring. An NBA title rests in your heart, your stomach and your brain. In the moments immediately afterward your stomach loosens & releases and it's an incredible feeling of relief. You wake up in the middle of the nights then and for just a moment you have to remind yourself that it's over, truly over and it's [[[all right]]] and then you lay back and relive it in the black of that night. And you fall back asleep with that beautiful thought and visions running thru your mind.

Ace
03-28-2013, 06:25 PM
:lmao Jacob is one weird motherfucker

Lincoln
03-28-2013, 06:25 PM
^You don't need the banner, nor the ring. An NBA title rests in your heart, your stomach and your brain. In the moments immediately afterward your stomach loosens & releases and it's an incredible feeling of relief. You wake up in the middle of the nights then and for just a moment you have to remind yourself that it's over, truly over and it's [[[all right]]] and then you lay back and relive it in the black of that night. And you fall back asleep with that beautiful thought and visions running thru your mind.
What are your thoughts on the browns this season

Jacob1983
03-28-2013, 06:26 PM
I have a Mavs 2011 championship pennant pinned to my wall in my bedroom. I'm just glad the Mavs have a damn championship. I would rather be a fan of one championship team like the Bucks and never really do anything after winning the championship than to be a fan of a team that had never won it all like the Suns.

Thread
03-28-2013, 06:26 PM
What are your thoughts on the browns this season

I'll choose the time, place and inquisitor when I decide to take an exam.

Lincoln
03-28-2013, 06:45 PM
I'll choose the time, place and inquisitor when I decide to take an exam.

Answer the question bitch or get the fuck out of my thread

Thread
03-28-2013, 07:03 PM
^Go back and fuck your mother some more.

Jacob1983
03-28-2013, 07:59 PM
You should see the stuff I have on the 2011 NBA Finals. I've got newspaper articles and front pages, magazines, the championship DVD, championship pennant, and the games recorded on my DVR.

irishock
03-28-2013, 08:01 PM
^Go back and fuck your mother some more.

woah woah woah

Reck
03-28-2013, 08:05 PM
woah woah woah

That's vintage Cully.

LarryDavid
03-28-2013, 08:29 PM
That's right. The Mavs' 2011 NBA championship is theirs for good. I mean no one can take it away. Not Stern, no Lebitch, or DWhistle. Every time I go to the AAC, I see the Mavs championship banner and I know that they earned it fair and square and that it is going to stay there forever and no one can take it away.

Imagine that feeling multiplied by 4, 16, or 17 times.

Latarian Milton
03-28-2013, 09:23 PM
My Mavs are the last team to beat the Heat in the playoffs. I love that. I love the fact that Dirk, JET, JKidd, and the Mavs prevented Lecrab from getting his first ring.
that's why i said you guys were lucky to steal one before our niggas figured out how to win championships as a team. if there was a rematch between current heat and the 11' mavs, im confident enough that we would defeat the mavs anyday of the week. we learned a lesson from 11' finals and we've been a different team ever since tbh.

Arnold Toht
06-23-2013, 09:48 PM
That's right. The Mavs' 2011 NBA championship is theirs for good.

The Spurs had it in the bag, too.

Thread
06-23-2013, 10:08 PM
^It was. It was over.

Now they're waking up in the middle of the nite and having that reality hit full blast. And it's hopeless. There is no way to remedy it. You lay there and you play it back. The anquish is untenable, so you scramble to your feet and walk the floors for a while till exhaustion takes hold and you can find the peace of sleep for a short while. It's a living Hell. I don't wish it on anybody.

King Nupe
06-23-2013, 10:12 PM
that's why i said you guys were lucky to steal one before our niggas figured out how to win championships as a team. if there was a rematch between current heat and the 11' mavs, im confident enough that we would defeat the mavs anyday of the week. we learned a lesson from 11' finals and we've been a different team ever since tbh.



You have 3 ALL STARS in their prime. You should beat any team in the league tbh... You act like that is something to be proud of. Prime Dirk, Prime Kidd, and Prime Carter would RAPE the Miami heat Tbh....

midnightpulp
06-23-2013, 10:13 PM
^It was. It was over.

Now they're waking up in the middle of the nite and having that reality hit full blast. And it's hopeless. There is no way to remedy it. You lay there and you play it back. The anquish is untenable, so you scramble to your feet and walk the floors for a while till exhaustion takes hold and you can find the peace of sleep for a short while. It's a living Hell. I don't wish it on anybody.

But isn't there something heroic and courageous about getting "down into that misery" that your team is no doubt feeling?

It's uplifting and triumphant in a kind of way.

Thread
06-23-2013, 10:22 PM
But isn't there something heroic and courageous about getting "down into that misery" that your team is no doubt feeling?

It's uplifting and triumphant in a kind of way.

I can't recall the misery now without the attendant deliverance a year later. I blocked that pure portion of it. Now all that remains is misery, severely tempered by vengeance. I still marinate myself in the ridicule and humiliation that was meted out. They (Celtics/Media) knew he would destroy them if they did not destroy him. But, he knew it, and unlike Wilt and West and Kareem who chose to surrender to them, Magic went another way. He planned their extermination as they were planning his.

You don't have that leg up, Midst. Your people don't. They weren't tormented by the Heat. They weren't conspired against by Media in order to eradicate their power. You'll have to find your motivation from within Texas.

midnightpulp
06-23-2013, 10:38 PM
I can't recall the misery now without the attendant deliverance a year later. I blocked that pure portion of it. Now all that remains is misery, severely tempered by vengeance. I still marinate myself in the ridicule and humiliation that was meted out. They (Celtics/Media) knew he would destroy them if they did not destroy him. But, he knew it, and unlike Wilt and West and Kareem who chose to surrender to them, Magic went another way. He planned their extermination as they were planning his.

You don't have that leg up, Midst. Your people don't. They weren't tormented by the Heat. They weren't conspired against by Media in order to eradicate their power. You'll have to find your motivation from within Texas.

Why do you think media always sided the Celtics over your guys?

Thread
06-23-2013, 10:58 PM
Why do you think media always sided the Celtics over your guys?

The East Coast Media was still mighty then. It was on the tail end of it, but, still a formidible force. People don't like change. I don't like change as a rule. Things had been one way since the early 50's. Celtics had always punished us and we'd taken the punishment like good little boys. When Magic appeared they (Celtics and their Media goons/CBS in particular) could see and sense a sea change and so they fought it tooth & nail. The NBA, because of Stern was on the cusp of going truly "nationwide." In order to do that Stern had to lift the Celtic stranglehold and permit the teams to fight it out in open court. He did that.

midnightpulp
06-23-2013, 11:01 PM
The East Coast Media was still mighty then. It was on the tail end of it, but, still a formidible force. People don't like change. I don't like change as a rule. Things had been one way since the early 50's. Celtics had always punished us and we'd taken the punishment like good little boys. When Magic appeared they (Celtics and their Media goons/CBS in particular) could see and sense a sea change and so they fought it tooth & nail. The NBA, because of Stern was on the cusp of going truly "nationwide." In order to do that Stern had to lift the Celtic stranglehold and permit the teams to fight it out in open court. He did that.

Sage words.