LOL North Korea planning to nuke Austin

[CosmicCowboy]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/9960933/North-Korea-plan-to-attack-US-mainland-revealed-in-photographs.html


The images show a chart marked "US mainland strike plan" and missile trajectories that the NK News web site estimates terminate in Hawaii, Washington DC, Los Angeles and Austin, Texas.

[The Reckoning]

that's so random. forget all the military bases in texas and seat of our industries. nuke austin!

they must have heard of al pastor. nuke the tacos!

[fraga]

You gottat nuke somethin...

[TDMVPDPOY]

it hasnt even been reported gooks have anything that can reach the east coast of america....

[CosmicCowboy]

it hasnt even been reported gooks have anything that can reach the east coast of america....

It's all bullshit but none of those targets were on the east coast.

[jeebus]

Hopefully they wait a week or so until summer starts, when the wind starts blowing in from the south. Blow all that fallout radiation on top of Dallas. Get 2 useless birds with one stone.

[Sportcamper]

That is just great! LA is broke. There is no money to fix our roads. We just got hit with another tax. Commutes are awful. The CA state legislature can’t balance the budget. Rick Perry is on the radio coercing small business to move to Texas which further depletes our tax base. The Lakers are having a terrible season. The owner of the Dodgers is the best athlete on the team. AND NOW some guy that looks like a SNL Action Figure wants to Nuke us.:deadhorse

[Viva Las Espuelas]

That's a pretty good start imho

[johnsmith]

Samsung operations in Austin would be worth blowing up for North Korea....so I guess I could see that....still seems dumb though.

[tlongII]

It's all bullshit but none of those targets were on the east coast.

Washington DC?

[Phillip]

It's all bullshit but none of those targets were on the east coast.

lol you are more retarded than i thought

[CosmicCowboy]

Washington DC?

Missed DC, but the fact is they can't hit any of them.

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/59119000/jpg/_59119706_north_korea_ranges_2.jpg

[symple19]

Are there Aggies on Kim's general staff? :lol

[Venti Quattro]

Are there Aggies on Kim's general staff? :lol

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[TDMVPDPOY]

Missed DC, but the fact is they can't hit any of them.

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/59119000/jpg/_59119706_north_korea_ranges_2.jpg

patriot system is already on most of usa bases, theres also one currently being deployed in australia also, by the time gooks fire one outside of their airspace its already on radar and intercepted....the problem is south korea if its able to shoot it down in time if the gooks decide to mass cum dump missiles disregarding any major tagets

[CubanMustGo]

Check out the #whyaustin posts on Twitter. Some pretty funny stuff.

[silverblk mystix]

Rick Perry tbh...I can't blame them...

[Axe Murderer]

Does Rodman still consider this guy his friend?

[tlongII]

Missed DC, but the fact is they can't hit any of them.

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/59119000/jpg/_59119706_north_korea_ranges_2.jpg

Alaska is in BIG TROUBLE!

[Das Texan]

This guy is such a fucking nutcase.

Unlike some of the other assholes the USA has been attacking this guy might be worth attacking, tbh.


His insanity is bad for global politics. Isnt China growing annoyed with him even?

[SA210]

:lol North Korea plz type in Jerry Jones' address now into one of your nuclear war heads...

[jeebus]

:lol North Korea plz type in Jerry Jones' address now into one of your nuclear war heads...

Fuck that. Fallout radiation is the way to go. Having Jones succumbing to radiation poisoning and his stupid Cowboys stadium becoming too radioactive to use; that would be awesome. All of Dallas becoming the new Prypriat would be a sweet bonus with all those "everything is bigger in texas" douchebags dying. Go Kimmy!

[TeyshaBlue]

Fuck that. Fallout radiation is the way to go. Having Jones succumbing to radiation poisoning and his stupid Cowboys stadium becoming too radioactive to use; that would be awesome. All of Dallas becoming the new Prypriat would be a sweet bonus with all those "everything is bigger in texas" douchebags dying. Go Kimmy!

Don't piss off Jones and his Death Star. That fucker would level SA in 10 seconds.

[TE]

:lol North Korea plz type in Jerry Jones' address now into one of your nuclear war heads...

:tu

[TE]

Fgotdamn Jerry Jones

[jeebus]

Don't piss off Jones and his Death Star. That fucker would level SA in 10 seconds.

There's no way he'd abandon his be@ner fanbase like that. What SA is to Jones is what N Korea is to China.

[Smart Ass]

I wouldn't worry too much.

http://i.imgur.com/cM1VN.jpg

[Latarian Milton]

picklebreath kid has been playing with fire and he's gonna end up gettin' his own yellow ass burned imho