LMAO Cowboys

[KoolAid Mans Brother]

6 more years

:lmao

[djohn2oo8]

108 million dollars :rollin

[Lincoln]

More guaranteed than flacco :lmao:lmao:lmao

[djohn2oo8]

CROFL at Donovan McNabb's tweet

[shyne]

Dumbasses

[Clipper Nation]

$55 MILLION GUARANTEED!!! :lmao :lmao :lmao :rollin :lmao :lmao :lmao :rollin

[Samuel Eto'o]

Great move. Cowboys winning the superbowl next year. Guaranteed or else I deactivate my account, sell my house, and quit my job.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Great move. Cowboys winning the superbowl next year. Guaranteed or else I deactivate my account, sell my house, and quit my job.
Can 90210 guarantee that he kills himself?

[Clipper Nation]

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18a0fce38nkkngif/ku-xlarge.gif

[Samuel Eto'o]

Now that you mention it, I haven't seen him around, tbh...

[Samuel Eto'o]

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18a0fce38nkkngif/ku-xlarge.gif


You really got him with that one.

[Clipper Nation]

http://instntrply.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/RomoSnapFail2.gif

[jeebus]

Thank GOD. 6 more years of laughing at this faggot and the whole franchise; it's delicious.

[Clipper Nation]

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/817980/romo-crotch-h.gif

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Now that you mention it, I haven't seen him around, tbh...

Obama getting reelected probably was the final straw after he found out his sister was cheating on him with a Kenyan man tbh.

[jeebus]

lol BSPN message boards

"Tony romo is the dirk nowitzki of the cowboys. It might take him a while but he will win the big game. All the HATERS can leave. REAL fans are here to support and not to HATE."

[Clipper Nation]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_medk4qxNNO1qhkbk8o1_500.gif

[djohn2oo8]

http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4872972080121302&pid=15.1

[djohn2oo8]

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1767939/romo_pass.gif
http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=tony+romo+gif&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=AnMkSPv-L3rzvM&tbnid=nlhnnnWjyn5HGM:&ved=&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Ftagged%2Fdarrell e%2520revis&ei=Uv1VUe3YH4Tq8gSQ3YDYCw&psig=AFQjCNGdzo-wM-ypuEhbDYMTkAopEKtWuA&ust=1364676251543113

[jeebus]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/21214/tony-romo-hit-in-head-o.gif

[djohn2oo8]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lred4pSSOI1qhaw05o1_500.gif

[January Romo]

One of the reasons I'm lucky is to be around an owner like Jerry Jones. I'm not just saying it. The reality of it is the guy wants to win. As a quarterback, you need ownership and people in the front office and organization to help you win. If you don't get that help, you're always going to be fighting an uphill battle. You feel that, being a part of this organization with Jerry, that he's going to bring in people and sign people and want to improve this football team every year. It allows you to feel like, hey, we have a chance and I have a chance to do some special things around here.

[symple19]

This news warms my heart. 55 million guaranteed, 6 more years of futility guaranteed

[symple19]

LOL Cowboys

[CubanMustGo]

Holy crap. $108 million for a dude that has won ONE playoff game in his pathetic career.

[Trill Clinton]

this is some bullshit

[Chris]

smh like Cuban in that sig gif

[Blake]

What else were the Cowboys going to do? I think he had no choice.

What sucks is that it took this long to do the deal to free up the money. $11 mill of cap space has been freed up if i heard right.

[spurtech09]

woah!!!!!!!!!!!romo getting paid....That's way to much money ......I don't know why people in here are laughing....Romo making money while half of you guys in here are still in high school making peanuts lol.....anyways room got away with murder on this deal....Lmao

[Trill Clinton]

woah!!!!!!!!!!!romo getting paid....That's way to much money ......I don't know why people in here are laughing....Romo making money while half of you guys in here are still in high school making peanuts lol.....anyways room got away with murder on this deal....Lmao


lol

[December Romo]

Cha-CHING MOTHER FUCKER! Bitch lean them titties over my chair and squeeze them together...I'm stuffing hundreds down them tonight.

[jeebus]

woah!!!!!!!!!!!romo getting paid....That's way to much money ......I don't know why people in here are laughing....Romo making money while half of you guys in here are still in high school making peanuts lol.....anyways room got away with murder on this deal....Lmao

sup March Romo

[spurtech09]

Cha-CHING MOTHER FUCKER! Bitch lean them titties over my chair and squeeze them together...I'm stuffing hundreds down them tonight.lol:lmao

[rjv]

Thank GOD. 6 more years of laughing at this faggot and the whole franchise; it's delicious.


agreed. it is idiocy that is on par with the jets QB decisions.

[LakerHater]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BGjvRxwCMAAu0cw.png (http://www.spurstalk.com//twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/317766862412853248/photo/1/large)

[LkrFan]

this is some bullshit
:lol

[The Batman]

Not the hero Dallas needs right now, but the one it deserves.

[Mal]

lol, why they do that ? :lmao

[Spursfan092120]

Dallas had to resign Tony if we wanted to be able to sign their draft picks or any free agents. They have no money. Tony lost the game against the Redskins, but without Tony, Dallas is a 4 win team last year. He won games (see Cincinnati) for Dallas that we would not have won without him, that gave them the chance to play Washington. Dallas has no offensive line to block him, and with the shit we had, he had a good year last year. And at 18 mill, with the market what it is now after what Flacco got, he could have gotten 19 or more had he waited out the year and signed elsewhere next year. Truth is, without Tony, Dallas doesn't have a prayer at sniffing an opportunity at the playoffs. With him, there's a chance. Tell me who you're going to get with absolutely zero money (literally)?

[TIMMYtoZO]

Dallas had to resign Tony if we wanted to be able to sign their draft picks or any free agents. They have no money. Tony lost the game against the Redskins, but without Tony, Dallas is a 4 win team last year. He won games (see Cincinnati) for Dallas that we would not have won without him, that gave them the chance to play Washington. Dallas has no offensive line to block him, and with the shit we had, he had a good year last year. And at 18 mill, with the market what it is now after what Flacco got, he could have gotten 19 or more had he waited out the year and signed elsewhere next year. Truth is, without Tony, Dallas doesn't have a prayer at sniffing an opportunity at the playoffs. With him, there's a chance. Tell me who you're going to get with absolutely zero money (literally)?

:lol I'd take my chances on another unproven young QB than going with a QB who is a lock to lead my team to failure.

[benefactor]

:lol I'd take my chances on another unproven young QB than going with a QB who is a lock to lead my team to failure.
:lol trying to justify giving 55 million guaranteed to a proven choker

[Spursfan092120]

:lol I'd take my chances on another unproven young QB than going with a QB who is a lock to lead my team to failure.
You're not seeing the point here. They couldn't sign anyone without resigning Romo. They were too far over the cap. They had no one. Orton would do a LOT worse than Romo, and they can't sign any free agents because they have no money. Without resigning Romo, they had nothing. At least this way they can afford to get an offensive line in front of him. They have one of the worst O-Lines in NFL history..no one could succeed with them. If JJ doesn't get an O-Line now, that motherfucker is an idiot, and he deserves to lose.

[Spursfan092120]

:lol trying to justify giving 55 million guaranteed to a proven choker
Google "The Comeback," motherfucker. Check out what it says after the IMDB site of the tv show. Don't talk to me about my team choking. Talk to Warren Moon.

LOL Frank Motherfucking Reich.

[benefactor]

At least this way they can afford to get an offensive line in front of him. They have one of the worst O-Lines in NFL history..no one could succeed with them. If JJ doesn't get an O-Line now, that motherfucker is an idiot, and he deserves to lose.

“If you’re going to have a guy…that can handle a porous offensive line, it’s Tony,” Jones said. “Tony has some of the best percentages operating behind pressure situation of anyone in the NFL. If there were a place theoretically that you had to have a weakness with Tony Romo at quarterback, that might be a place to have it. You just can’t have it all.”
lol Jerrah

[Spursfan092120]

lol Jerrah
Yes...Jerry's an idiot...no one's denying that.

[benefactor]

Google "The Comeback," motherfucker. Check out what it says after the IMDB site of the tv show. Don't talk to me about my team choking. Talk to Warren Moon.

LOL Frank Motherfucking Reich.
Cowboys fan living in the past. Color me shocked.

[Spursfan092120]

Cowboys fan living in the past. Color me shocked.
I know the Cowboys suck..I said it all last year...but the Cowboys had no choice but to resign with their current situation. Tell me what they were gonna do if they didn't? They couldn't even field a team hardly if they didn't. I'm not saying the Cowboys are going to get to the playoffs next year...but I'll be damned if an Oilers fan is going to talk about the Cowboys choking.

[Bill_Brasky]

:lmao 55 mil to win 8 games a year
:lmao Jerry
:lmao thinks he has football knowledge because he played in the fuckin stone age
:lmao our home field belonging to the Giants

[Suspect]

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18a0fce38nkkngif/ku-xlarge.gif
:lmao

[benefactor]

You don't give him 55 million guaranteed.

And I'll say what I want about the Cowboys. They haven't done shit since the Oilers left Houston 16 seasons ago. Meanwhile, Houston's new team has become a yearly playoff team and has made even more moves to improve themselves this offseason...without paying 55 million empty dollars to do it.

[Spursfan092120]

You don't give him 55 million guaranteed.

And I'll say what I want about the Cowboys. They haven't done shit since the Oilers left Houston 16 seasons ago. Meanwhile, Houston's new team has become a yearly playoff team and has made even more moves to improve themselves this offseason...without paying 55 million empty dollars to do it.
I'm not comparing Dallas to the Texans...Houston has a better team than Dallas does now..no doubt about it. I think they overpaid for Reed, but he's still a beast...and better than anyone in Dallas' secondary. All I said was Dallas had no choice but to resign Tony...it means the team having a chance to get better players around him.

[leemajors]

Gonna suck to still be on the hook for him when he's cut in a few years.

[Spursfan092120]

Gonna suck to still be on the hook for him when he's cut in a few years.
Jerry would never cut him..he'd have to admit he was wrong...he'll never do that.

[leemajors]

if the line doesn't get better he won't have to.

[Spursfan092120]

if the line doesn't get better he won't have to.
True...I just don't see how anyone, even Jerry, is this fucking oblivious to what they need.

[Chris]

http://gifsoup.com/view2/1359493/jerry-jones-dance-o.gif

[benefactor]

:lol

[Clipper Nation]

Google "The Comeback," motherfucker. Check out what it says after the IMDB site of the tv show. Don't talk to me about my team choking. Talk to Warren Moon.

LOL Frank Motherfucking Reich.
http://www.nathanknowssports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Tony-Romo-Chok.jpg

http://ronehot1079philly.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/tony-romo-choking-in-big-games-since-2003.jpg

http://0.media.sportspickle.cvcdn.com/62/38/3f38cdc5311f06e2f7b468b359838eb3-texas-rangers-urged-to-not-choke-like-tony-romo.jpg

[td4mvp2k]

:lol 6 more yrs @ 56 yrs and 8 SBs

[wut]

*sigh* .....ok I get it, Jerry has to remain competitive enough to sell seats and make some profit on his stadium (since he put all his eggs in that basket)....but seriously wtf.

We all know Cowboys need to rebuild, but Jerry can't afford a rebuild, which is why he's happy enough with the current "will they or won't they (keeps people watching), maybe 1 or 2 playoff games if they're lucky" Cowboys team.

I have a hard time believing this was the best option.

[Chinook]

I'd've just cut him. Seriously. Then I would've signed a player like Jason Campbell (or re-sign Romo if his price was low) and drafted whichever quarterback I liked best. That would have led to the same result as is going to happen now, but with a lot less financial commitment.

Teams need to stop letting quarterback hold them hostage. This off-season has been sickening in that regard. It's crazy that Flacco's deal is looking like a bargain.

[djohn2oo8]

I'd've just cut him. Seriously. Then I would've signed a player like Jason Campbell (or re-sign Romo if his price was low) and drafted whichever quarterback I liked best. That would have led to the same result as is going to happen now, but with a lot less financial commitment.

Teams need to stop letting quarterback hold them hostage. This off-season has been sickening in that regard. It's crazy that Flacco's deal is looking like a bargain.
But Flacco is a super bowl champ. Romo got paid for having exactly as many playoff wins as Matt fucking Schaub :rollin

[Chinook]

But Flacco is a super bowl champ. Romo got paid for having exactly as many playoff wins as Matt fucking Schaub :rollin

Yeah, and the same as Matt Ryan has. Apparently, Ryan sees Flacco's deal as the starting point in his negotiations with the Falcons.

[shyne]

Yeah, and the same as Matt Ryan has. Apparently, Ryan sees Flacco's deal as the starting point in his negotiations with the Falcons.

Don't forget about TJ Yates lol.

[The Batman]

:rollin what's Dez's contract gonna look like when the time comes?

[BUMP]

Laugh Out Loud!

[benefactor]

Contract details:

2013: $1.5 million base salary, $11.818 million cap figure
2014: $13.5 million base salary, $21.773 million cap figure
2015: $17 million base salary, $25.273 million cap figure
2016: $8.5 million base salary, $15.135 million cap figure
2017: $14 million base salary, $19 million cap figure
2018: $19.5 million base salary, cap figure
2019: $20.5 million base salary, cap figure

90210 is right about it giving them flexibility this year...but after that it gets ugly. Why didn't they just give him a 3yr deal?

[jeebus]

Why didn't they just give him a 3yr deal?
Easy. The Cowboys org. wanted us to be able to bump this thread until the year 2019 and beyond.

[DeadlyDynasty]

I can't even enjoy simple pleasures in life like this b/c the Bills are so historically (and currently) inept.

[Lincoln]

I can't even enjoy simple pleasures in life like this b/c the Bills are so historically (and currently) inept.

Thanks for not signing Fred Davis away from us

[Spursfan092120]

Contract details:

2013: $1.5 million base salary, $11.818 million cap figure
2014: $13.5 million base salary, $21.773 million cap figure
2015: $17 million base salary, $25.273 million cap figure
2016: $8.5 million base salary, $15.135 million cap figure
2017: $14 million base salary, $19 million cap figure
2018: $19.5 million base salary, cap figure
2019: $20.5 million base salary, cap figure

90210 is right about it giving them flexibility this year...but after that it gets ugly. Why didn't they just give him a 3yr deal?
Honestly, the longer they drag that out, the more they can stretch that money out, the better off they are. But I honestly think they're just going to rework the deal again next year..they might have to. Next year, D-Ware has the same issue. :-(

[BobaFett1]

Can we say that Tom Brady's stats are padded since he gets to play the Jets, Bills, and Dolphins twice a year?

[Spurs9]

But but but Jessica Simpson :cry
http://photo.sing365.com/music/Image.nsf/Jessica-Simpson-image/2582D6C645FAA3A848256E8600261FFC/$file/Jessica-Simpson-52.jpg

[BobaFett1]

Romo Ranked As #5 QB Of All Time
NFL Career Passer Rating Leaders
Rank Player (age), + - HOFer, Bold - Active Rate Years Teams
1. Aaron Rodgers (29) 104.9 2005-2012 gnb
2. Steve Young+ 96.8 1985-1999 2TM
3. Tom Brady (35) 96.6 2000-2012 nwe
4. Peyton Manning (36) 95.7 1998-2012 2TM
5. Tony Romo (32) 95.6 2004-2012 dal
6. Philip Rivers (31) 94.5 2004-2012 sdg
7. Drew Brees (33) 94.3 2001-2012 2TM
8. Kurt Warner 93.7 1998-2009 3TM
9. Ben Roethlisberger (30) 92.7 2004-2012 pit
10. Joe Montana+ 92.3 1979-1994 2TM
11. Matt Schaub (31) 91.9 2004-2012 2TM
12. Matt Ryan (27) 90.9 2008-2012 atl
13. Chad Pennington 90.1 2000-2010 2TM
14. Daunte Culpepper 87.8 1999-2009 4TM
15. Jeff Garcia 87.5 1999-2011 6TM
16. Otto Graham+ 86.6 1946-1955 cle
17. Dan Marino+ 86.4 1983-1999 mia
18. Joe Flacco (27) 86.3 2008-2012 rav
19. Carson Palmer (33) 86.2 2004-2012 2TM
20. Brett Favre 86.0 1991-2010 4TM

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

All that does is show how much of a worthless stat passer rating is

[benefactor]

All that does is show how much of a worthless stat passer rating is
Exactly. Phillip Riv:lolrs is right behind Romo at #6.

[LnGrrrR]

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1767939/romo_pass.gif
http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=tony+romo+gif&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=AnMkSPv-L3rzvM&tbnid=nlhnnnWjyn5HGM:&ved=&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Ftagged%2Fdarrell e%2520revis&ei=Uv1VUe3YH4Tq8gSQ3YDYCw&psig=AFQjCNGdzo-wM-ypuEhbDYMTkAopEKtWuA&ust=1364676251543113

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[BlackSwordsMan]

Haters gonna hate

[BlackSwordsMan]

WWRD? Sign a contract for 100 million and shit the bed in big games lolololol

[BobaFett1]

Haters gonna hate

Pats have not done shit since spygate.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Pats have not done shit since spygate.

They've won 10 games and their division in all but one year since spygate while making the superbowl twice.

That takes a hot, steamy shit on what the Cowboys have done since spygate.

[DeadlyDynasty]

They've won 10 games and their division in all but one year since spygate while making the superbowl twice.

That takes a hot, steamy shit on what the Cowboys have done since 1995.
fyp

[benefactor]

This thread will provide years of quality bumps.

[Blake]

But but but Jessica Simpson :cry
http://photo.sing365.com/music/Image.nsf/Jessica-Simpson-image/2582D6C645FAA3A848256E8600261FFC/$file/Jessica-Simpson-52.jpg

lol girls gone wild logo on the left

[BobaFett1]

They've won 10 games and their division in all but one year since spygate while making the superbowl twice.

That takes a hot, steamy shit on what the Cowboys have done since spygate.

Pats get to play 3 pussy ass teams in the east to pad stats.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Pats get to play 3 pussy ass teams in the east to pad stats.

So now you're admitting they have done more than the Cowboys since spygate.

Glad we can clear that up.

[KoolAid Mans Brother]

:lmao Tony Romo

Matt Shaub, Jay Cutler, EJ Manuel, Drew Brees, & Phillip Rivers all had opportunities for game winning drives today, and they all came through.

:lmao Tony Romo, on the other hand, had that same opportunity, and he shit the bed in typical Tony Romo fashion.

:lmao Tony Romo the most unclutch pussy in the history of the NFL
:lmao Cowboys paying a born loser that much money

:lmao