Lakers @ Queens Brought Sponsored by the Playoffs

[whitemamba]

Kobes Playing, Nash Questionable...

[Reck]

Was there any doubt that Kobe wasn't going to play? :lol

Lakers better win this because Utah is at home playing the Nets. You know what that means..

[Thread]

It's weird. I cannot remember a time when I worried each & every time we stepped onto a basketball court. Ever. It's not bucket list eligible, but, I'm doing it.

Absolutely no game is safe.

[The Batman]

It's weird. I cannot remember a time when I worried each & every time we stepped onto a basketball court. Ever. It's not bucket list eligible, but, I'm doing it.

Absolutely no game is safe.

That asshole must be puckering right about now.

[Thread]

That asshole must be puckering right about now.

You'll be joining in the imminent field of 29 soon.

[The Batman]

You'll be joining in the imminent field of 29 soon.

You'll be the first to go.

[Thread]

You'll be the first to go.

Well, me and 15 others. But, by mid-June, all 29 of us will be together, in last place.

Make sure to bring your shine box.

[The Batman]

Well, me and 15 others. But, by mid-June, all 29 of us will be together, in last place.

Make sure to bring your shine box.

Make sure you can defend your fandom.

[HarlemHeat37]

Seems extremely unlikely at this point, but I have a feeling Lakers win this game easily, tbh..

[thunderup]

The Lakers should just bow out and miss the playoffs altogether yall. They will be embarrassed thoroughly by either us or the Spurs.

[Thread]

The Lakers should just bow out and miss the playoffs altogether yall. They will be embarrassed thoroughly by either us or the Spurs.

You, yes. Hard to say on the Spurs.

[Thread]

Seems extremely unlikely at this point, but I have a feeling Lakers win this game easily, tbh..

All depends if they get a hard on. If that happens, we're fucked.

[The Batman]

Seems extremely unlikely at this point, but I have a feeling Lakers win this game easily, tbh..

When was the last game they won easily?

[Arcadian]

You'll be joining in the imminent field of 29 soon.

At least our team has a reasonable chance of playing for the championship. Yours has absolutely no chance. It must suck to be you right now. :lol

[HarlemHeat37]

When was the last game they won easily?


Seems extremely unlikely at this point, but I have a feeling Lakers win this game easily, tbh..

[Thread]

At least our team has a reasonable chance of playing for the championship. Yours has absolutely no chance. It must suck to be you right now. :lol

But, that ain't the protocol. You win the last game you play, or, you're last place with me and 27 others.

Chop/chop.

[Strategic]

100 mil

[Thread]

100 mil

&:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[BatManu20]

Lakers by 10+ tbh. Kings are really, really bad.

[Strategic]

&:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

TOSB-playin

Toby-crying/limpin.

[Thread]

TOSB-playin

Toby-crying/limpin.

He's played in more games than your guy.

[Arnold Toht]

Road game for the Lakers. It'll either be LA by 1 or Sac town by 20

[midnightpulp]

&:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

Lon Babby: 1 lottery pick in the year of 2013

Mitch Kupchak: 0 lottery picks in the year of 2013

[whitemamba]

cow town

[Thread]

Lon Babby: 1 lottery pick in the year of 2013

Mitch Kupchak: 0 lottery picks in the year of 2013

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[Thread]

cow town

Oh, those fuckers wanted that victory over us. Christie, that fucker. Remember his wife wouldn't leave me alone for a second. I wonder if they're still married.

[Jt.ONE]

Absolutely no game is safe.

[midnightpulp]

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

Cully, how's it gonna feel when you open up the Arizona Republic to the sports section a month from now and see Lon Babby's smiling kisser beneath a headline that reads: Sometimes when you lose, you win. Lakers lottery pick to Suns!

[djohn2oo8]

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

That just means Kobe played on the better teams. Therefore your argument is invalid.

[Thread]

That just means Kobe played on the better teams. Therefore your argument is invalid.

Well, then it shouldn't bother you:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

Let us proceed...

[whitemamba]

Oh, those fuckers wanted that victory over us. Christie, that fucker. Remember his wife wouldn't leave me alone for a second. I wonder if they're still married.

:lol

[Thread]

Cully, how's it gonna feel when you open up the Arizona Republic to the sports section a month from now and see Lon Babby's smiling kisser beneath a headline that reads: Sometimes when you lose, you win. Lakers lottery pick to Suns!

I'll think of:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[racm]

:lmao letting the Kings shoot 9 FGs in a row

[HarlemHeat37]

Sacramento has made 10 FGs in a row:lol..

They have been hot the past month, to be fair..

[racm]

Make that 10

[midnightpulp]

I'll think of:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

But that won't put the ping pong ball back into Mitch's pocket.

Also, I'm sure Mr. McCoy will happier than a maggot on rotten meat to get that pick.

http://media.bonnint.net/az/2/272/27233.jpg

Lon Babby

Al McCoy

[SanDiegoSpursFan]

Randy Foye!

[Strategic]

He's played in more games than your guy.

And still looking eye to eye with the Utah Jizz. he must be somethin

[Jt.ONE]

:depressed

[Raven]

37 point quarter per par :lol

[Mayhem321]

37 points in first quarter... This year's Lakers are always entertaining to watch :lol

[Mayhem321]

Kobe played all the first quarter while dealing with several injuries. What a warrior :sleep

[whitemamba]

GASTRONG!

[whitemamba]

salmons did the rain dance last night

[Jt.ONE]

congrats kobe

[racm]

Congrats to Kirby :cry for passing Wilt :cry

[Jt.ONE]

Congrats to Kirby :cry for passing Wilt :cry

goat :cry

[whitemamba]

our transition D is top notch

[Splits]

18 straight minutes for Kirbs and he's coming back in after the timeout, wonder if _'Antoni is going to play him 48 tonight?

[Kool Bob Love]

Congrats to Kirby :cry for passing Wilt :cry

http://niketalk.com/content/type/61/id/340360/width/350/height/700/flags/LL

:cry:cry:cry:cry

[whitemamba]

lmao cow town fans chanting lets go lakers :lol

[Jt.ONE]

there goes dem techs

[whitemamba]

dumbass cousins.. only a matter of time

[whitemamba]

salt in the wound, utah is smashing Brooklyn

[BatManu20]

Refs already called multiple touch fouls on the Kings. this will be a long night for Sactown.

[Jt.ONE]

salt in the wound, utah is smashing Brooklyn

forced to play for their playoff lives vs the queens :depressed

[Mayhem321]

DeMarcus Cousins is a serious contender for most technical fouls all time... He just got his 40th in three years.
For comparation Sheed got 51 in his first three years

[whitemamba]

forced to play for their playoff lives vs the queens :depressed

SMH tbh...

[Jt.ONE]

got to be kidding

[whitemamba]

defensively challenged these guys

[Fabbs]

Refs already called multiple touch fouls on the Kings. this will be a long night for Sactown.
15-6 at halftime. :lol

[whitemamba]

15-6 at halftime. :lol

should be more

[HI-FI]

should be more

:lol
"please god Stern, give us one more blessing before you leave"

[whitemamba]

:lol
"please god Stern, give us one more blessing before you leave"

fuckin right, that bitch silver better know whats up

[Fabbs]

Refs already called multiple touch fouls on the Kings. this will be a long night for Sactown.
15-6 at halftime. :lol

[baseline bum]

There you go cub.

http://noamberg.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/kiwi_shoe_shine_box_wood.jpg

[NASpurs]

When's the last time that a race for that 8th seed had been this exciting?

Plus watching the Lakers flame out is fun in itself. :lol

[Joyrider]

ESPN headlines, anyone?

"Kobe passes Wilt as Lakers Fall Further from Playoffs"

[HI-FI]

fuckin right, that bitch silver better know whats up
:lol
don't worry, the Jews know that the bandwagoners and bean3rs butter that bread (and 1 for the alliteration)

[Arnold Toht]

There you go cub.

http://noamberg.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/kiwi_shoe_shine_box_wood.jpg

:lmao your sig

[Suspect]

Utah is about to win, so ima need the Kings to further the damage

[ElNono]

A Lakers loss tonight would be like when the Vietcong sneaked into Culby's tent and took his cookie...

[whitemamba]

:lol
don't worry, the Jews know that the bandwagoners and bean3rs butter that bread (and 1 for the alliteration)
:lmao

[whitemamba]

A Lakers loss tonight would be like when the Vietcong sneaked into Culby's tent and took his cookie...


"dem lakers" jinx :depressed

[HI-FI]

A Lakers loss tonight would be like when the Vietcong sneaked into Culby's tent and took his cookie...
:rollin

i guess that sounds better than pointing a shotgun at her face Kevin Dillon style and making her suck his dick

[Reck]

Utah wins so they stay in that 8th spot regardless for at least tonight.

[Kool Bob Love]

- "ElNono right bout dem Lakers"

- ElNono - "Spurstalk"

[NASpurs]

:cry let's all pray the Lakers win for Katherine Robinson's sake

[racm]

When's the last time that a race for that 8th seed had been this exciting?

Plus watching the Lakers flame out is fun in itself. :lol

Remember last season when Nash's team battled the Jazz for number 8?

This is the exact same case, except he's with Kobe Bryant and Dwight Howard instead of Jared Dudley and Marcin Gortat. :lmao

[HI-FI]

Kobe using the "I'm not using my injuries as an excuse" excuse as masterfully as I've seen. a warrior:whine

[Raven]

how awesome would it be if he passed wilt and made a triple double while losing to the fkn queens? :lol

[Jt.ONE]

how awesome would it be if he passed wilt and made a triple double while losing to the fkn queens? :lol

pretty fucking awesome broooo

[whitemamba]

pretty fucking awesome broooo

:lol

[Raven]

pretty fucking awesome broooo

sorry i'm just having a great time :toast

[whitemamba]

sorry i'm just having a great time :toast

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/4605708/kgahh-o.gif

[Jt.ONE]

queens in the bonus already :lol

[Thread]

A Lakers loss tonight would be like when the Vietcong sneaked into Culby's tent and took his cookie...

:rolleyes

[Jt.ONE]

:cry sacramento with the tank job now :cry

[HI-FI]

Howard embracing the big role of Kobe's Lakers, just put back whatever shit he shoots.

[Raven]

:lmao

[Jt.ONE]

d12 rebounds and outlet passes admist 3 kings :lol

[ElNono]

:lol these are the Kings we know and love

[Jodelo]

Kings tanking!

[whitemamba]

is this game in staples?

[Cry Havoc]

:lol these are the Kings we know and love

An NBA team that can't even dribble. It's astonishing.

[Clipper Nation]

Queens tanking.... it's all good, though, Mavs and Jazz won :lol

[jag]

Kobe Watch: 5/14

[Thread]

Kobe Watch: 5/14

I'm watchin too:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

tee, hee.

[jag]

5/16

It's hard to keep up

[Jt.ONE]

thornton is a pesky motherfucker

[HI-FI]

uh oh
Kings getting tired of tanking

[Clipper Nation]

uh oh
Kings getting tired of tanking
Nope, still tanking....

[HI-FI]

you guys ever watch this shit on the pirated sites, where you hear the off camera banter? good shit. they showed some hot Mexican chicks in the audience and the Laker announcers were like "oooh" "yeah I know".

[irishock]

Billy Mac :lmao

[jag]

you guys ever watch this shit on the pirated sites, where you hear the off camera banter? good shit. they showed some hot Mexican chicks in the audience and the Laker announcers were like "oooh" "yeah I know".

Must of been in their teens. Once they hit their 20's they start to blow up. By the time their 30's roll around, they're full-blown obese.

[Jt.ONE]

:lol yeah im watching from a stream too.

the commentators off camera have some good :lol comments every now and then

[irishock]

Why are there so much Kobe fans in the arena


Move this team to seattle already

[HI-FI]

Must of been in their teens. Once they hit their 20's they start to blow up. By the time their 30's roll around, they're full-blown obese.
they looked early 20s. they were good looking. it's just funny to hear the commentators saying exactly what you're thinking when not being broadcast.

agree about Mexican chicks. Puerto Ricans retain better shape imo because they have more negro in them imho.

[Jt.ONE]

:wow

[Jt.ONE]

:lol :lol kobe hero ball :lol :lol

[HI-FI]

crofl Kobe getting the call that Rubio never got. NBA, where bullshit happens.

[irishock]

:lmao Tyreke Evans


get rid of this guy before he lands here plz

[resistanze]

lol Kobe

[Jt.ONE]

lol kobe with the half choke

[Arcadian]

:lol kobe
:lol chucking faggot

[Jt.ONE]

this game is not going to end well imo

[Clipper Nation]

Stern giving, Kirby choking away :lol

[Jt.ONE]

?????????? cousins with the tank job?

[resistanze]

:lmao Cousins, wow

[irishock]

:lmao what a tank

[HI-FI]

unreal. Kings still getting fucked over. get this shit out of here.

[jag]

Hero Kobe - the gift that keeps on giving

[Cry Havoc]

:lmao Cousins shooting a 3. If that isn't tank mode, nothing ever has been.

[jeebus]

Must of been in their teens. Once they hit their 20's they start to blow up. By the time their 30's roll around, they're full-blown obese.

your typical mexican woman celebrating her 28th(or so) birthday.

http://i.imgur.com/ELsFMse.jpg

[FromWayDowntown]

With DeMarcus Cousins on your squad, there's no need to tell the guys to tank -- DMC will take care of losing games for you with his hideous decisions.

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Lakers needing lottery teams to blatantly tank for them to win

[SanDiegoSpursFan]

Cousins is a basketball GENIUS

[Raven]

that was a really obvious faul on dmc..

[capek]

:lmao Lakers needing Cousins being his dumbass fucking self to pull out a win against the Kings. Lakers are a fucking joke :lol

[pgardn]

Cousin's lacks any sort of arrangement of neurons.

A primitive jellyfish...

[Jt.ONE]

sure i'll maybe give you guys the 1st pump fake and bump from howard but the second 3 point attempt? :lol

[Raven]

what was he thinking, shooting 13 seconds to go?

[Splits]

Was really hoping for a couple of OTs, get Kirbs a nice 58 minute game.

[jag]

Demarcus is borderline retarded. Like a Vince Young level of retardation.

[Jt.ONE]

cue the "how much of a bonus did cousins receive for his tank job?" conspiracy comments

[ElNono]

:lol can't believe Kings stuck to this guy when he had Westphal fired...

[jag]

cue the "how much of a bonus did cousins receive for his tank job?" conspiracy comments

Doubt you'll get any of that. Guy has the brain of a small child.

[Thread]

:lol can't believe Kings stuck to this guy when he had Westphal fired...

It's a black thing.

[Thread]

Doubt you'll get any of that. Guy has the brain of a small child.

It's a black thing.

[midnightpulp]

And the win was all for naught. Babby still has that pick secure in his breast pocket.

Eat shit, Lakers fans.

[Thread]

And the win was all for naught. Babby still has that pick secure in his breast pocket.

Eat shit, Lakers fans.

lmcontrollinao!!!

[HarlemHeat37]

NBA will probably issue an apology for the no-call, but ya, Cousins is the most overrated player in the NBA, in addition to being historically stupid, tbh..

[midnightpulp]

lmcontrollinao!!!

Nope. Lon Babby is in control of your pick.

He just put the canvas bag over Kupchak's noggin and is going to work with a ball-peen hammer.

[Thread]

NBA will probably issue an apology for the no-call, but ya, Cousins is the most overrated player in the NBA, in addition to being historically stupid, tbh..

It's a black thing.

[Thread]

Nope. Lon Babby is in control of your pick.

He just put the canvas bag over Kupchak's noggin and is going to work with a ball-peen hammer.

O & 45!

[Jt.ONE]

And the win was all for naught. Babby still has that pick secure in his breast pocket.

Eat shit, Lakers fans.

okay :depressed

[midnightpulp]

O & 45!

But Babby has your pick.

[Thread]

But Babby has your pick.

& I got:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

tee, hee.

[ElNono]

But Babby has your pick.

Who should the Suns draft with the Lakers pick, mid?

[Thread]

Who should the Suns draft with the Lakers pick, mid?

lmcontrollinao!!!

[midnightpulp]

Who should the Suns draft with the Lakers pick, mid?

The good Zeller brother.

[pgardn]

There has to be some sort of award, or a frontal lobotomy, for repetitive posts...

[Thread]

The good Zeller brother.

lmcontrollinao!!!

[baseline bum]

LOL Cousins taking away what was likely to be the last good thing to happen to the city of Sacramento. You guys think Hansen cleans shop this summer?

[Thread]

There has to be some sort of award, or a frontal lobotomy, for repetitive posts...

Here it is:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[Thread]

LOL Cousins taking away what was likely to be the last good thing to happen to the city of Sacramento. You guys think Hansen cleans shop this summer?

It's a black thing.

[midnightpulp]

lmcontrollinao!!!

Despite the Lakers win, you're still salty tonight, ain't ya?

Dallas and Utah each got a can of Morton's and poured it right over ya. But hey, at least you got to try and peek up the umbrella girl's yellow skirt.

[pgardn]

Here it is:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

Bingo.

I will go with removed parts in the cranium.

[Thread]

Despite the Lakers win, you're still salty tonight, ain't ya?

Dallas and Utah each got a can of Morton's and poured it right over ya. But hey, at least you got to try and peek up the umbrella girl's yellow skirt.

lmcontrollinao!!!

[Joyrider]

Am I reading that correctly?? Did Bryant play 48 minutes??

[midnightpulp]

lmcontrollinao!!!

How 'bout Chicago laying down and dying like your pecker during a hand-job:

http://oi48.tinypic.com/w06mpj.jpg

[Thread]

Am I reading that correctly?? Did Bryant play 48 minutes??

He's hunting Jordan now.

He already put Daddy with Wilt.

[Thread]

How 'bout Chicago laying down and dying like your pecker during a hand-job:

http://oi48.tinypic.com/w06mpj.jpg

Fine. I'm going to need Dallas now.

[midnightpulp]

Fine. I'm going to need Dallas now.

How do you figure that? Next game is against your Lakers.

[baseline bum]

Who should the Suns draft with the Lakers pick, mid?

Do Shabazz Muhammed or Nerlens Noel have shitty little brothers?

[ElNono]

Do Shabazz Muhammed or Nerlens Noel have shitty little brothers?

Who would you take? Shabazz at rookie scale contract or Nash at $9m a year?

[baseline bum]

Who would you take? Shabazz at rookie scale contract or Nash at $9m a year?

Dat Nigga Baz son.

[ElNono]

Dat Nigga Baz son.

ya, me too

[Danny.Zhu]

http://i1.hoopchina.com.cn/u/1303/15/102/5192102/1030ff1d.gif

[Thread]

How do you figure that? Next game is against your Lakers.

I have to think past the Lottery Pick and what is best to protect the 5-4 protocol. Dallas can beat you. Me & Utah can't.

I'll have O & 45 and far beyond regardless.

I don't trust Miami to roadblock you in the Bulls tradition.

[midnightpulp]

I have to think past the Lottery Pick and what is best to protect the 5-4 protocol. Dallas can beat you. Me & Utah can't.

I'll have O & 45 and far beyond regardless.

I don't trust Miami to roadblock you in the Bulls tradition.

Fair enough.

[BatManu20]

Hey guys did you know Kobe surpassed Wilt on the all-time scoring list tonight? Not sure if they mentioned it.

[Thread]

Hey guys did you know Kobe surpassed Wilt on the all-time scoring list tonight? Not sure if they mentioned it.

You can bet he'll be crunching the numbers after he gets back to LA.

[Mal]

Who should the Suns draft with the Lakers pick, mid?

Is it possible that Stern would draw Lakers that 1st pick, not knowing they traded it to Suns ? 14th team got some small chances...

[Thread]

^Mal, gettin' his pussy & asshole on.

[mrjap2x]

Is it possible that Stern would draw Lakers that 1st pick, not knowing they traded it to Suns ? 14th team got some small chances...
Well the other LA team won the lottery 2 out of the last 4 maybe lakers can make it 3 out of 5.

[Thread]

^jap, following Mal in as a pussy & asshole.

[Clipper Nation]

Hey guys did you know Kobe surpassed Wilt on the all-time scoring list tonight? Not sure if they mentioned it.
Maybe so, but #1 on the all-time bricks list will be his true legacy, tbh :lol

[Thread]

Maybe so, but #1 on the all-time bricks list will be his true legacy, tbh :lol

His hiring of that junk yard dog attorney for Eagle coming in a close 2nd.

Without that girl "Pappy" don't exist.

tee, hee.