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Edward
03-30-2013, 11:08 PM
:lmao:lmao:lmao this is fuckin hilarious. I've been watching for about 15 minutes and haven't stopped laughing.

The best part is how The History Channel felt Satan should look.

http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/satan-obama.jpeg?w=600&h=350
Thread
03-30-2013, 11:09 PM
Hussein Obama
baseline bum
03-30-2013, 11:13 PM
:lmao:lmao:lmao this is fuckin hilarious. I've been watching for about 15 minutes and haven't stopped laughing.

The best part is how The History Channel felt Satan should look.

http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/satan-obama.jpeg?w=600&h=350

:lol Are they as teabag a network as shitty Learning Channel and Discovery?
Edward
03-30-2013, 11:15 PM
:lol Are they as teabag a network as shitty Learning Channel and Discovery?

Has Discovery Channel gone full blown tea bag too :lol, I knew TLC and The History Channel have both gone full blown Tea Bagger but don't pay attention to the Discovery Channel.
baseline bum
03-30-2013, 11:18 PM
Every show on Discovery is guns and blowing shit up, plus they're owned by the same douchebags who created that shitty TLC show to try to make people like that cvnt Palin.
leemajors
03-30-2013, 11:22 PM
I heard the Vikings one was entertaining.
baseline bum
03-30-2013, 11:26 PM
So does Obama nail that nigga to the cross? Shit would be classic if so, and could be a good sig.
Edward
03-30-2013, 11:27 PM
So does Obama nail that nigga to the cross? Shit would be classic if so, and could be a good sig.

I haven't gotten to the part about Jesus getting crucified yet. He just got arrested for "blasphemy!" (:lmao the irony)
baseline bum
03-31-2013, 12:17 AM
I haven't gotten to the part about Jesus getting crucified yet. He just got arrested for "blasphemy!" (:lmao the irony)

Speaking of that nigga getting nailed to a cross, have you seen Nude Nuns With Big Guns? Great dialog starting at the 2:15 mark tbh


I'm a nail you harder than they nailed Jesus to the cross

IexgcHoBt_8
Reck
03-31-2013, 01:27 AM
Just saw the last episode. Obama makes another cameo. :lol

Compared to the other eps, the last 2 were boring.
TDMVPDPOY
03-31-2013, 02:36 AM
I heard the Vikings one was entertaining.

this and sparta 2013...so far entertainting man
Wild Cobra
03-31-2013, 02:52 AM
I'm pretty sure that Mohamen Mehdi Ouazanni is offended by you guys thinking he looks like the anti-Christ.
baseline bum
03-31-2013, 03:54 AM
Doesn't Anti-Christ = Christ, sort of like -0 = 0?
Wild Cobra
03-31-2013, 05:31 AM
Doesn't Anti-Christ = Christ, sort of like -0 = 0?

No.
AaronY
03-31-2013, 09:04 AM
LOl that bikers and nuns thing...wtf?
AaronY
03-31-2013, 09:07 AM
LOl "nunsploitation" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nunsploitation

What a world
Blake
03-31-2013, 07:05 PM
No.

Prove it
baseline bum
03-31-2013, 07:24 PM
So I finally started watching this, and I can't help but crack up watching the whole thing. Especially the scene where the emporer offers to free one prisoner. I keep waiting for the crowd to yell 'Welease Woger!'
Reck
03-31-2013, 07:39 PM
So I finally started watching this, and I can't help but crack up watching the whole thing. Especially the scene where the emporer offers to free one prisoner. I keep waiting for the crowd to yell 'Welease Woger!'

Wait until you watch the Sampson bit.

The most ridiculous shit ever. :lol
baseline bum
03-31-2013, 07:46 PM
LOL who carries his own crucifix? What are they gonna do if he tells them to fuck off? Stab him so he gets a quick death? :lol
Spurminator
03-31-2013, 11:52 PM
I saw about 5 minutes of the first episode, and it had ninja angels. So there was that.
DUNCANownsKOBE
04-01-2013, 12:17 AM
LOL who carries his own crucifix? What are they gonna do if he tells them to fuck off? Stab him so he gets a quick death? :lol

Someone who wanted to martyr himself for our sins so ObamaSatan wouldn't have control.

Or something like that.
baseline bum
04-01-2013, 12:22 AM
Someone who wanted to martyr himself for our sins so ObamaSatan wouldn't have control.

Or something like that.

LOL only the pussiest of pussy ass beta gods would allow themselves to get nailed to a cross. Real alpha gods like Zeus and Ra don't play that shit tbh.
DUNCANownsKOBE
04-01-2013, 12:23 AM
LOL only the pussiest of pussy ass beta gods would allow themselves to get nailed to a cross. Real alpha gods like Zeus and Ra don't play that shit tbh.

:crynone of those gods were willing to die for your sins:cry
:cryshow some respect or burn in hell:cry
baseline bum
04-01-2013, 12:33 AM
:crynone of those gods were willing to die for your sins:cry
:cryshow some respect or burn in hell:cry

:cry little baby beta jesus in the manger the result of the whore mary cucking her husband joseph :cry
:cry beta joseph willing to go along with whore mary's story instead of having that bitch stoned :cry
JoeChalupa
04-02-2013, 12:50 PM
I watched the entire Series and really enjoyed it.
Cane
04-02-2013, 01:36 PM
Vikings isn't bad in a PG-13 kind of way. And they slaughter plenty of Christians
Wild Cobra
04-03-2013, 03:12 AM
Vikings isn't bad in a PG-13 kind of way. And they slaughter plenty of Christians
What's funny, is some Vikings were Christians, like my Avatar forefather.
The Reckoning
04-03-2013, 03:29 AM
What's funny, is some Vikings later converted into Christians, like my Avatar forefather.

fify
Wild Cobra
04-03-2013, 03:51 AM
Well, Ragnar was a pussy Viking pirate. Not a model of most Vikings. He attached Christian communities because he knew when the warriors would be in Church.