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Arnold Toht
03-31-2013, 11:36 PM
http://downloadpolitics.com/showthread.php?3004-Random-Nazi-Jokes


Some of these are fucking hilarious!!!!

What’s the difference between a Nazi and a bag of shit?
The bag

What do you call a bunch of Nazi’s skydiving?
Air pollution

A Nazi, a Priest and a Racist jump off a building at the same time, who hits the ground first?
Who cares?

What do an apple and a Nazi have in common?
They both belong hanging in trees.

What do a Slinky and a Nazi have in common?
Both are useless but fun to watch them both falling down the stairs

What do you do if you see a one-legged Nazi?
Laugh and reload

What do you do to keep a Nazi occupied all day?
Put him in a circular room and ask him to wait in the corner

You’re in a room with a tiger, a poisonous snake and a Nazi, you have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
Shoot the Nazi....twice

What do you call a Nazi with a wooden leg
A waste of wood.





Which one's the worst?

Creepn
04-01-2013, 12:38 AM
Those are all quality jokes. Will bookmark this thread when I need a pick me up.