Mavs at Lakers sponsored by my check for basketball reasons

[The Batman]

Nash out tomorrow.

[monosylab1k]

A golden opportunity for Dallas? They'll piss it away.

[DeadlyDynasty]

This thread needed to be started tonight. Thank you.

[Lincoln]

A golden opportunity for Dallas? They'll piss it away.

Expect a 20+ FT advantage

[TDMVPDPOY]

already know the outcome

[Relevancy]

The Lakers are gonna come out blazing, expect a blowout

[irishock]

Lakers 96-95

[BatManu20]

Lakers by 6.

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

Lakers needed questionable officiating to beat the sorry ass T' Wolves and Kings. Dem Mavs winning this.

[BatManu20]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BGzUbthCQAIMrMD.jpg

[DMC]

That last one doesn't hold up much no more. 14 assists for a SG is pretty decent.

[Latarian Milton]

dallas will fight hard but the league will screw up the game in favor of the lakers, supposedly tbh

[Jacob1983]

I'm not feeling confident about this one. The Lakers will be honoring Shaq and it is a universal fact that the Mavs have sucked major ass against the Lakers in Los Angeles. Those are two strikes against the Mavs. The Jazz are also playing decent basketball too. That is a 3rd strike. The ghost of Joseph Smith is going to lead the Jazz into 8th seed and ahead of the Mavs and Lakers at the end of the season. That's the likely outcome. Anything can happen but I'm just not that confident.

[Brunodf]

:corn:

[whitemamba]

were not making the playoffs if the mormons keep winning tbh

[Splits]

were not making the playoffs if the mormons keep winning tbh

They mad at your courts for overturning their Prop 8.

[whitemamba]

They mad at your courts for overturning their Prop 8.

:lol

isnt that case currently at the supreme court?

[Splits]

^it is. Seriously, those Momos look at your state as the cause for the moral breakdown and downfall of America. With your forced gay marriage, mandatory abortions, free drugs, and let every illegal in from Mexico to steal their jobs. They really don't like you people.

[Jacob1983]

Don't the Mormons own the tie breaker over both the Mavs and Lakers?

[TE]

^it is. Seriously, those Momos look at your state as the cause for the moral breakdown and downfall of America. With your forced gay marriage, mandatory abortions, free drugs, and let every illegal in from Mexico to steal their jobs. They really don't like you people.

:lmao

[Sportstudi]

Don't the Mormons own the tie breaker over both the Mavs and Lakers?

Correct.

[spurraider21]

make or break for Dallas in my eyes. Mavs have won 4 of 5, the Lakers have lost 4 of 6, with their 2 wins coming when Kobe hacked Rubio and when sacto got screw-jobbed against LA per usual. They got to ride the momentum wave to a huge win. it seemed every time they got within a game of the 8 seed they lost a game, like when they choked in the 4th against OKC or when they got romped by Indiana the same night the Lakers lost to the Bucks.

Plus, they want them razors. If the Lakers lose, they'll drop behind Utah in the loss column, and their next 2 games include Memphis and @ Clippers. Even though the Jazz have been winning lately, a Dallas win would keep them within 1 loss of Utah, a loss drops them 2 behind Utah and 2 behind LA and wouldn't have the tiebreaker against either.

Make or break for both teams. pretty much a playoff game

[whitemamba]

^it is. Seriously, those Momos look at your state as the cause for the moral breakdown and downfall of America. With your forced gay marriage, mandatory abortions, free drugs, and let every illegal in from Mexico to steal their jobs. They really don't like you people.

they mad?

[Thread]

Lakers needed questionable officiating to beat the sorry ass T' Wolves and Kings. Dem Mavs winning this.

Only pussies & assholes blame the officiating.

[Thread]

dallas will fight hard but the league will screw up the game in favor of the lakers, supposedly tbh

Only pussies & assholes blame the officiating.

[Kool Bob Love]

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/395/681/shaq_kobe_jpg_display_image.jpg?1284525462

[The Batman]

Shaq's number being retired tonight with Kobe forced to watch. No doubt he goes full chuck mode.

[Thread]

Shaq's number being retired tonight with Kobe forced to watch. No doubt he goes full chuck mode.

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

makes the event just like shaved pussy.

[Kool Bob Love]

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

makes the event just like shaved pussy.

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/395/681/shaq_kobe_jpg_display_image.jpg?1284525462

[Samuel Eto'o]

I'm not feeling confident about this one. The Lakers will be honoring Shaq and it is a universal fact that the Mavs have sucked major ass against the Lakers in Los Angeles. Those are two strikes against the Mavs. The Jazz are also playing decent basketball too. That is a 3rd strike. The ghost of Joseph Smith is going to lead the Jazz into 8th seed and ahead of the Mavs and Lakers at the end of the season. That's the likely outcome. Anything can happen but I'm just not that confident.

Excellent take. I didn't even think to take in account how the Utah Jazz are playing when evaluating our chances against the Lakers.

[Thread]

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/395/681/shaq_kobe_jpg_display_image.jpg?1284525462

& Kobe was correct to refuse to be Daddy's "short stack." Shaq though took exception and Media was mad as well. They wanted that "Martin & Lewis" story line. I'm sure Kobe's old man made damn sure Kobe nipped it in the bud. A wise move indeed. There was no upside for Kobe. Just Daddy.

[Kool Bob Love]

& Kobe was correct to refuse to be Daddy's "short stack." Shaq though took exception and Media was mad as well. They wanted that "Martin & Lewis" story line. I'm sure Kobe's old man made damn sure Kobe nipped it in the bud. A wise move indeed. There was no upside for Kobe. Just Daddy.

http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID39341/images/anthony_bryant_gasol.jpg

[AaronY]

Only one of those guys sat home watching the playoffs in one of his prime years

lol @ at a supposed superstar missing the playoffs in his prime

[AaronY]

Lol... look at Kobe's 2004-05 game log (http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/b/bryanko01/gamelog/2005/) Scroll down towards the end of the win/loss column...quite a stretch run he led his team on

[Kool Bob Love]

Only one of those guys sat home watching the playoffs in one of his prime years

lol @ at a supposed superstar missing the playoffs in his prime

That is one lucky kid.

That female is FIRE!

[Katherine Robinson]

This will be a tough loss for Dale to stomach, unfortunately I will have to be the martyr so that nobody else faces Dale's fury. Sometimes I question whether or not wallowing me with a rebar is truly a sign of love. Is my marriage a sham and I am with crazy old man several times my age?

May the lord have mercy on me for doubting glorious husband

[Thread]

http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID39341/images/anthony_bryant_gasol.jpg

Though Gasol didn't win a single playoff game till Kobe took him in.

[Arnold Toht]

im so fn pumped for this game. Feels like the biggest game since June 12th 2011..

[AaronY]

Cubby, did you look at that game log? Jesus, what a loser

[AaronY]

Lol @ the idea of Jordan or Lebron winning only 2 out of 20 at any point in their prime

[Thread]

im so fn pumped for this game. Feels like the biggest game since June 12th 2011..

You'll finally act like somebody.

It happens.

[Thread]

Cubby, did you look at that game log? Jesus, what a loser

I don't do game logs.

It's my religion.

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

This will be a tough loss for Dale to stomach, unfortunately I will have to be the martyr so that nobody else faces Dale's fury. Sometimes I question whether or not wallowing me with a rebar is truly a sign of love. Is my marriage a sham and I am with crazy old man several times my age?

May the lord have mercy on me for doubting glorious husband

:lol

[whitemamba]

im so fn pumped for this game. Feels like the biggest game since June 12th 2011..

:lol

[AlexJones]

Lakers are going to die

[Killakobe81]

Boy the Kobe hunters are out in force today ...
Should be interesting will Kobe rise to teh occasion as both facilitator and scorer? We shall see if Marion is healthy he usually does as good a job as anyone defending Bryant.

LOL at the rings are a team accomplishment but playoff failure is singularly on Kobe ... but tonight is about celebrating the Daddy. No more Kobe talk right now he is not even in the playoffs ...waste of time tbh.

WOrk will be hell (I workin Irving) if we lose to dem Mavs ...
Plus EL, would be right.

HAVE to win this one ....and quiet the roaches around here ...

[Phillip]

Lakers win easy.

Stern and the refs won't allow the Mavs to win. You really think they want to chance the Lakers missing the playoffs?

[The Batman]

Boy the Kobe hunters are out in force today ...
Should be interesting will Kobe rise to teh occasion as both facilitator and scorer? We shall see if Marion is healthy he usually does as good a job as anyone defending Bryant.

LOL at the rings are a team accomplishment but playoff failure is singularly on Kobe ... but tonight is about celebrating the Daddy. No more Kobe talk right now he is not even in the playoffs ...waste of time tbh.

WOrk will be hell (I workin Irving) if we lose to dem Mavs ...
Plus EL, would be right.

HAVE to win this one ....and quiet the roaches around here ...

To win rings you need chemistry. And Kobe's best at destroying that. Btw, Kobe clearly stated this was his team even after Howard got there, and there is no reason on earth that team with their talent should be only .500. Kobe deserves every bit of the blame.

[HarlemHeat37]

Mavs lose and they are probably done, unfortunately..

Dirk will show up, but they need Carter to get hot, and Mayo not to shit the bed, tbh..

Can't see the refs allowing Dallas to win though, as my nigga stretch said..

[Thread]

Can't see the refs allowing Dallas to win though

Only pussies & assholes blame the officiating.

[monosylab1k]

A combination of the refs, another Mayo choke, Mike James playing hero ball, and guys like VC/Brand/Collison playing their usual mediocre as hell games, means a definite loss for Dallas. Their only chance down the stretch is for Dirk to go 2011 mode and drop 30+ every night (possible) and Brandan Wright to continue his solid play and give them 15/8 each night (doubtful).

[Thread]

^Tuna!!! Sweetcheeks!!!

[whitemamba]

^Tuna!!! Sweetcheeks!!!

Thought it smelt "fishy" in here

[spurraider21]

Though Gasol didn't win a single playoff game till Kobe took him in.
And Kobe couldn't win a playoff series without daddy before pau got there

[Thread]

And Kobe couldn't win a playoff series without daddy before pau got there

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[spurraider21]

Cubby, did you look at that game log? Jesus, what a loser
But he was scoring so many points :cry

[HI-FI]

Mono being called Tuna cracks me up, not because it's funny, but because it was a bad joke that caught on so quick.

[spurraider21]

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4
Relevance of posts isn't really your strong suit, is it?

[Thread]

Relevance of posts isn't really your strong suit, is it?

Nope. I goes for blunt force trauma.

You got a problem with that?

[Thread]

Mono being called Tuna cracks me up, not because it's funny, but because it was a bad joke that caught on so quick.

It's true. It fell right in instead of being forced & cajoled. It fits him.

[spurraider21]

This is the first playoff game of the 2012-2013 nba season. I'm curious to see how Dallas comes out. Will they wilt under the pressure eearly and fall behind or will Dirk make sure his boys come to play. I'm expecting a real tight game with neither team cracking triple figures

[Thread]

^Find a 14 incher & sit on it.

[spurraider21]

Nope. I goes for blunt force trauma.

You got a problem with that?
Problem? Nah. Just disappointed that when basketball talk isn't going your way you just cop out

[HI-FI]

This will be a tough loss for Dale to stomach, unfortunately I will have to be the martyr so that nobody else faces Dale's fury. Sometimes I question whether or not wallowing me with a rebar is truly a sign of love. Is my marriage a sham and I am with crazy old man several times my age?

May the lord have mercy on me for doubting glorious husband
don't worry, I think Stern will make sure Lakers don't lose tonight. however, if they do, you might want to stay with your sister for awhile. Dale will probably have a hemorrhage and the only recourse will be to obsessively post on here and to punch your face in. be safe Kate.

[Thread]

Problem? Nah. Just disappointed that when basketball talk isn't going your way you just cop out

Stings, don't it?

[Latarian Milton]

shit would be a blowout if the refs don't whistle in lakers' favor tbh. they'll do their best to keep the game close, and although i hope they'll let the game decide itself when it comes to the last 2 minutes, they'll actually just hand the lakers a W at the expense of them mavs more likely than not. mavs are screwed tbh

[D12]

Both teams will play hard. God's favorite team will come out on top because unlike all the regular season games. This one counts.

[baseline bum]

^it is. Seriously, those Momos look at your state as the cause for the moral breakdown and downfall of America. With your forced gay marriage, mandatory abortions, free drugs, and let every illegal in from Mexico to steal their welfare check. They really don't like you people.

FIFY.

[BobaFett1]

Mavs 110 Lakers 90

[AaronY]

Mavs 110 Lakers 90
I'd prolly jizz myself if the Mavs recreated a nice facsimile of game 4 2011

[Latarian Milton]

Both teams will play hard. God's favorite team will come out on top because unlike all the regular season games. This one counts.
more like Stern's (not God's) favorite team will come out alive tbh. lakers will get more than just a moral victory at staples tonight

[D12]

Get this shit started already. Nobody cares about the Heat

[crc21209]

Should be a good game...:tu. Will Kobe interrupt Shaq's jersey retirement ceremony? :lol

[D12]

A golden opportunity for Dallas? They'll piss it away.

You better show your face around here after the hurting we put on your one and done team faggot.

[Lincoln]

Dirk with shit on gasol as usual

[Cry Havoc]

12 seconds into the game, foul on Dallas already.

[crc21209]

12 seconds into the game, foul on Dallas already.

:lol Of course...

[ElNono]

Vince Carter with the gamewinner... you heard it here first

[D12]

Kaman is such a fucking scrub

[ElNono]

Kaman dominating the bigs he's supposed to dominate

[D12]

Dallas getting the calls

[Reck]

The fuck is wrong with the scores resetting every few seconds.

[chapnis]

Dallas getting the calls

Only pussies & assholes blame the officiating.

[hater]

:lol Kaman

what the fuck is he doing

[Lincoln]

Wtf is kaman doing?

[D12]

Kobe dunking on scrubs


DHow throwing it down. Throw it down big man, throw it down!

[Reck]

LOL Kaman ball hogging and shooting 20 footers like he's a superstar. :lol

[Robz4000]

Kaman got paid off to chuck?

[Latarian Milton]

bible kemp outperformed by the white trash named kaman :lmao

[Clipper Nation]

Mavs dribbling shit down their leg already, tbh.... playing down to the JV team of LA, per par...

[hater]

2 scrub teams outscrubbing each other

[SanDiegoSpursFan]

Will Mayo shoot over 30% today?

[Reck]

Mavs are fucking horrendous.

[hater]

Carter >>>>> Mayonaise

[Robz4000]

So are these the Lakers announcers?

[D12]

Kobe shitting on his faggot haters.

[crc21209]

Is this the Kobe network? Reggie and Kevin Harlan are deepthroating the shit out of him....

[Killakobe81]

Dwight cant go 1 for 5 from the FT line and then pick up a dumb foul on VC ...

[hater]

:lmao Mayo :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[HarlemHeat37]

OJ Mayo is such a fucking loser, tbh..

This nigga better turn it around, but he probably doesn't give a fuck, tbh..

[D12]

Nobody will beat us when we are inspired.

[Lincoln]

Is this the Kobe network? Reggie and Kevin Harlan are deepthroating the shit out of him....

[midnightpulp]

How does Dirk only have one field goal attempt?

[DPG21920]

Vince missing FT's after being scorching hot at the line lately..

[midnightpulp]

Kobe shitting on his faggot haters.

Yeah, he's been shitting on the league the last few games shooting 41%.

[Robz4000]

How does Dirk only have one field goal attempt?

They called him for a foul a few seconds into the game, Carlisle sent him to the bench afterwards.

[Sportstudi]

How does Dirk only have one field goal attempt?

That happens if you sign a bunch of scrubs to one year contracts. All trying to play hero ball. Additionally, Kaman takes Dirk out of the game than any other defender in the league. If Kaman is on the court with Dirk, Dirk rarely gets touches. Too bad Carlisle is too stubborn to see that.

[hater]

Kobe playing well

this team might be better off with Nash out :lol

[007nites]

Is that just Showbee being Showbee?

[D12]

Nobody will beat us when we are inspired.

Nobody.

[Sportstudi]

They called him for a foul a few seconds into the game, Carlisle sent him to the bench afterwards.

That foul had nothing to do with that. Carlisle always subs Dirk after 6-7 minutes in the 1st quarter.

[D12]

Yeah, he's been shitting on the league the last few games shooting 41%.

Regular season, Spurfan, regular season.

[Killakobe81]

TOSB Kobe guarded by:
1. Marion
2. JAmes
3. Mayo
4. Wright
5. Crowder

Simply amazing ... RC is a smart coach

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao at the Grizzlies trading Kevin Love for scrub-ass Mayo

[midnightpulp]

Regular season, Spurfan, regular season.

He shoots like shit in the post-season, too.

[Reck]

I'd keep it close if I was the Lakers.

They get more complacent than the Spurs I think when up alot.

[007nites]

Crowder!

[hater]

Haven't seen much of Dallas this season, but, goddam they suck ass

[D12]

Fluke shots like that against us are a common theme this year.

[Killakobe81]

Dat sucked nice shot by Crowder ...

Dumb play by Meeks went too early ...

[HarlemHeat37]

Vince needs to be in the fucking post against Meeks, not chucking 3s..

Dirk needs to be shooting more, as usual..

:lol Jae Crowder making shots is fluky, tbh..

[Robz4000]

That foul had nothing to do with that. Carlisle always subs Dirk after 6-7 minutes in the 1st quarter.

Ah. Was watchin to see if Yu would get his perfect game and saw someone post about Dirk's foul. How the fuck did he play 6 mins and only take one shot?

[Killakobe81]

Fluke shots like that against us are a common theme this year.

You aint lying we have been cursed by the Basketball Gods; fluke injuries and fluke shots all year ...

It will even out eventually ...just might not be this year.

[midnightpulp]

Lol. Mavs played about as bad a quarter of basketball as you can, while the Lakers did their Game 7 thing, playing out of their minds, and yet the Mavs are only down a single possession.

[DPG21920]

Why would VC, who's struggling so bad with his shot lately, take that terrible fade away 3? There really wasn't enough time to go 2-1. Just stupid decisions. Hopefully Dallas fouls the hell out of Dwight all night. They should not let him get one more dunk. Foul him.

[Sportstudi]

Haven't seen much of Dallas this season, but, goddam they suck ass

They do.

[HarlemHeat37]

Haven't seen much of Dallas this season, but, goddam they suck ass

6-10 in the West is probably the worst since 2006, tbh..

[midnightpulp]

You aint lying we have been cursed by the Basketball Gods; fluke injuries and fluke shots all year ...

It will even out eventually ...just might not be this year.

There's nothing fluky about how bad the Lakers suck.

[Sportstudi]

Ah. Was watchin to see if Yu would get his perfect game and saw someone post about Dirk's foul. How the fuck did he play 6 mins and only take one shot?

Ask his teammates and their inability to give him the ball.

[DPG21920]

You aint lying we have been cursed by the Basketball Gods; fluke injuries and fluke shots all year ...

It will even out eventually ...just might not be this year.

My friend - if that is the logic LA has so many bad years coming it's going to be a while (with regards to evening out)

[HarlemHeat37]

Why would VC, who's struggling so bad with his shot lately, take that terrible fade away 3? There really wasn't enough time to go 2-1. Just stupid decisions. Hopefully Dallas fouls the hell out of Dwight all night. They should not let him get one more dunk. Foul him.

It seems to be a common trend lately, teams not fouling Howard enough when he's under the net..it should be automatic, tbh..

[Latarian Milton]

that nigga crowder is coming up strong tonight, mavs still alive tbh

[007nites]

Crowder again

[Killakobe81]

Wow, nice move by Pau ...

[midnightpulp]

:lmao Kobe starting the 2nd and Howard already checking in. :tu D'Antoni's rotations. The best in the league.

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol what the fuck are the Mavs doing on defense?..

Collison has the IQ of ducks..

Reggie Miller just said Kobe's so great because he has the ability to trust his teammates:lmao..reminds me of the Chris Rock bit about bragging that you've never been to jail and take care of your kids:lol..

[D12]

:lmao Kobe starting the 2nd and Howard already checking in. :tu D'Antoni's rotations. The best in the league.

Sup, closet Laker fan.

[Killakobe81]

There's nothing fluky about how bad the Lakers suck.

Did not say we didn't suck but when you do bad things like that happen. Hence the Basketball Gods part of my post ...genius.

[Robz4000]

My God the TNT crew is god awful tonight.

[DPG21920]

Meeks doing what he do - sit and wait for wide open three's and drill them. Being a guy like Meeks/Neal... has to be so great. You have one job and that is to shoot wide open 3's all game.

[midnightpulp]

:lol what the fuck are the Mavs doing on defense?..

Collison has the IQ of ducks..

Reggie Miller just said Kobe's so great because he has the ability to trust his teammates:lmao..reminds me of the Chris Rock bit about bragging that you've never been to jail and take care of your kids:lol..

Just an overall stupid basketball team. Also doesn't help that the Lakers seem to getting every fuckin' offensive rebound that they promptly turn into a fluke 3 from Meeks or Clark.

[Sportstudi]

:lol what the fuck are the Mavs doing on defense?..

Collison has the IQ of ducks..

Reggie Miller just said Kobe's so great because he has the ability to trust his teammates:lmao..reminds me of the Chris Rock bit about bragging that you've never been to jail and take care of your kids:lol..

Don't insult ducks :lol

[Killakobe81]

My friend - if that is the logic LA has so many bad years coming it's going to be a while (with regards to evening out)

Maybe, old friend maybe.
After watching this season cant deny my faith in my FO ... without Buss is gone. And Mitch is hamstrung by the new cap, sowe shall see. Doesnt matter if it's Dwight (healthy) or someone else but we need a new star ... Kobe is near the end.

[007nites]

Dirk has only taken 2 shots.

[Killakobe81]

And dwight stripped again down low happens far to often ...

[HarlemHeat37]

Dirk needs to take every fucking shot..

Why would the Mavs send a double to Gasol?:lol..

[D12]

These calls

[midnightpulp]

Just an overall stupid basketball team. Also doesn't help that the Lakers seem to getting every fuckin' offensive rebound that they promptly turn into a fluke 3 from Meeks or Clark.

That said, it's a testament to how shitty the Lakers are that they're not up 15 right now. And that's with the Lakers playing great basketball by their low standards.

[Reck]

LOL why would Howard want to get out if Kobe retires next year? That's actually the thing that would make Howard stay. :lol

Webber is a fucking moron. lol

[BatManu20]

Lakers are winning this game tonight. Mavs don't stand a chance in LA. Esp with Shaq's jersey retirement. Kobe takes that personally so he's going to bust his ass to make sure he has a great game.

[SanDiegoSpursFan]

OJ Mayo is doing his best to keep the Mavs out of the playoffs

[LkrFan]

Earl came to play today. Good to see.

[Clipper Nation]

Welp, looks like it's down to the Mormonfaggots to hold on to the 8th seed, and there's no way that will be allowed to happen, tbh...

[DPG21920]

Nice to see Earl Clark live up to some of that potential. I always liked him - didn't think he was all that good necessarily but thought there was some potential after watching him more closely.

[Killakobe81]

LOL why would Howard want to get out if Kobe retires next year? That's actually the thing that would make Howard stay. :lol

Webber is a fucking moron. lol

Agreed. But we shall see if Kobe leaves that frees up a lot of cap space Dwight could pick his co-star.
And if Kobe does come back he would need to take a massive pay-cut.

[HarlemHeat37]

This is starting to get ugly, unfortunately..

[The Batman]

Lol dallas

[midnightpulp]

Call another meaningless T.O., Rick. Nothing you can say or do will change the fact your team is filled with mental midgets aside from Dirk.

[BobaFett1]

Man Mayo and refs will make Mavs lose.

[DPG21920]

Lakers are winning this game tonight. Mavs don't stand a chance in LA.

Yes, the Mavs (and their fans) are terrible and have a low basketball IQ, but you must not have watched the Mavs much - they always suck early and start to suck less and go on runs later.

[midnightpulp]

Earl came to play today. Good to see.

I hope a Kevin Ware injury happens to him.

[Reck]

Mavs were never going to make the playoffs. This push they're trying to make is for the benefit of Utah tbh.

Mavs are trying to punk the Lakers while Utah is winning games. On that front the mavs did their job.

[ElNono]

Whatever happened to Dirk's knees? Painful to watch him even run

[007nites]

Chris Webber said that nigga Mike James was working at Costco before the Mavs snagged him lol

[HarlemHeat37]

At least Dallas will be able to blow the team up soon, tbh..

Cuban needs to avoid blowing money on a guy like Brandon Jennings, though..

[DPG21920]

I hate watching Carter play.

[LkrFan]

I hope a Kevin Ware injury happens to him.
:lol

[HarlemHeat37]

Why is Dirk still not shooting?..

[HarlemHeat37]

I hate watching Carter play.

He's one of my favourite players, which makes it even harder to watch him when he's off, tbh:lol..

[HarlemHeat37]

Mike James has the lowest IQ for a veteran PG in NBA history, tbh..

[midnightpulp]

Holy shit. Can these fucktards ever take advantage when they get a stop?

[ElNono]

this is the Mavs most important game of the season?

[D12]

Kobe shitting on his haters!!!!!

[midnightpulp]

Call another T.O., Rick.

Fuckin faggot.

[D12]

I hope a Kevin Ware injury happens to him.

Shut up faggot.

[HarlemHeat37]

Utah has to play Denver tomorrow, too..

Going to be a shitty 2 days for Laker haters:(..

[midnightpulp]

Kobe shitting on his haters!!!!!

What's he have now? Like 8 turnovers.

[LkrFan]

I'll take the 13-point lead, but I don't like it that we're falling in love with the 3-ball. It's fool's gold.

[BatManu20]

Earl Clark.. Guy gets more wide open looks than anybody I've ever seen. And I'm not being sarcastic. Must be nice!

[Richie]

13 down already. Need to half that before the half to really be in with a chance.

[2pac > Kobe]

I'm just here to see my nigga snaq get his ish retired

[Robz4000]

Mavs are a pathetic bunch...

[monosylab1k]

I really hope they plan on lettinng everyone on this team go besides Dirk and maybe Marion. There is nobody else on the roster i want to see in a mavs uniform next year.

[HarlemHeat37]

Earl Clark seems like he wants to run his mouth, but only knows 5-6 words of the English language, tbh..

[Jodelo]

Mayo :toast
James :toast

[ElNono]

Earl Clark seems like he wants to run his mouth, but only knows 5-6 words of the English language, tbh..

:lol

[monosylab1k]

Earl Clark seems like he wants to run his mouth, but only knows 5-6 words of the English language, tbh..

Yeah he's always got a "Lennie from Of Mice And Men" look on his face.

[ElNono]

this shit needs to get to 20 quick, so _'Antoni starts playing the bench and give Dallas a chance

[LkrFan]

Caveman killing D12. WTF?

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol if Shaq has actually forgiven Kobe and it isn't just an act, then he's a Magic Johnson-ass nigga, tbh..

How do you forget about somebody snitching on you and airing your shit out to the entire world?..

[spurraider21]

:lol mavs. They've squandered every good opportunity to climb back into #8. They put wins together and lay eggs when at the brink. Like the 4th time last couple of months they dropped a game when they finally got close

[007nites]

Dirk 2-4

[DPG21920]

If I coached a team and there was a guy who let Dwight score around the basket instead of fouling him hard, he would be benched for the rest of the game. No joke.

[benstanfield]

Wow Collison is just horrible. I appreciate Gary Neal a little more.

[Jacob1983]

Damn rapist and basketball reasons. Damn Mormons. Mavs can't catch a break. They're going up against a rapist, basketball reasons, and Mormons.

[Latarian Milton]

mavs will be 2.5 games behind the lakers after losing this one, time to buy a fishing boat now tbh

[007nites]

Why is Dirk running slow as hell?

[LkrFan]

Earl locking down _irk! :lol

[D12]

I really hope they plan on lettinng everyone on this team go besides Dirk and maybe Marion. There is nobody else on the roster i want to see in a mavs uniform next year.

:lol sup tuna

[007nites]

Kobe has a bald spot like Gino

[BatManu20]

Kobe literally just screams when he feels any contact. He and Gasol are the worst and would be annoying as hell to play against tbh.

[Arcadian]

:lol Kobe doing his best to steal the attention away from Shaq's ceremony

[JingleJangleJingle]

can they at least snap Kobe's leg in half like Kevin Ware so he goes into an early retirement

[monosylab1k]

If I coached a team and there was a guy who let Dwight score around the basket instead of fouling him hard, he would be benched for the rest of the game. No joke.

Also anybody dumb enough to leave a three point shooter in order to double team a low percentage chucker. I'd hate on Mike James even more but Collison is just as retarded.

[Kai]

Kobe playing very well.

[Killakobe81]

Earl Clark seems like he wants to run his mouth, but only knows 5-6 words of the English language, tbh..

LOL

[midnightpulp]

You know the universe isn't fair when a faggot like Kobe has had a 17 year NBA career and a good kid like Kevin Ware breaks the bottom half of his leg off while trying to block a shot.

Nothing would please me more than to one day wake up and read that Kobe Christopher Reed'd himself in some fashion.

[DPG21920]

Dirk shriveling in his biggest game of the season tbh. Be nice if he had Pargo to defer to.

[Sportstudi]

Earl locking down _irk! :lol

Should have been a foul on Clark. Kobe would have gotten that call. However, doesn't matter by now. The Mavs just suck ass tonight. That has nothing to do with the refs.

[benstanfield]

:lol Over .500!!! beard on Dirk
:lol Playing like he doesn't give a shit

[BatManu20]

Lol OJ Mayo looks really shitty

[ElNono]

Memphis unloading Mayo and Gay look like really smart decisions in hindsight, tbh

[Latarian Milton]

mavs are missing a real PG bad tbh

[HarlemHeat37]

OJ Mayo is a young Vince Carter/Tracy McGrady, minus the athleticism and talent:lol..

He doesn't give a shit about basketball, he plays for fun and gets paid..

[LkrFan]

Halftime box score pimping:

_irk - 5 points, 1 reb, 3 bailout assists, -8

:lol

[midnightpulp]

You know the universe isn't fair when a faggot like Kobe has had a 17 year NBA career and a good kid like Kevin Ware breaks the bottom half of his leg off while trying to block a shot.

Nothing would please me more than to one day wake up and read that Kobe Christopher Reed'd himself in some fashion.

And that goes for that fat bea3ner bitch wife of his, too.

[Clipper Nation]

Halftime box score pimping:

_irk - 5 points, 1 reb, 3 bailout assists, -8

:lol
Karma for denying Blake that game-winner, tbh :lol

[BatManu20]

LOL Kobe kissing Shaq's ass 10 years later after he ran his ass out of tan.

[007nites]

Shaq with a smirk after that kobe message

[Sportstudi]

Seriosuly, is TNT the new Kobe network? They're so deep at Kobe's rear end it's hard to believe :lol

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol Kobe speaking here is the equivalence of Sammy The Bull Gravano giving the eulogy at John Gotti's funeral, tbh..

[midnightpulp]

Halftime box score pimping:

_irk - 5 points, 1 reb, 3 bailout assists, -8

:lol

Still boxscore watching like a faggot. They don't pass him the ball.

[HI-FI]

And that goes for that fat bea3ner bitch wife of his, too.

:lol
i feel your pain.

btw, how long til we see Gasol's jersey retired? both him and Diesel are the two most disrespected players (by their own fanbase) that I can recall.

[D12]

Tears in my eyes...


:cry love you Shaq. You were magnificent.

[ElNono]

Phil is boss, tbh...

[LkrFan]

Still boxscore watching like a faggot. They don't pass him the ball.
I'm watching this :lolne. I'm capable of multi-tasking. :downspin:

[LkrFan]

Karma for denying Blake that game-winner, tbh :lol
:lol

[monosylab1k]

How old is Jeanie? I'd still go balls deep in her tbh

[007nites]

Why does Dre always wear long sleeves?

[007nites]

How old is Jeanie? I'd still go balls deep in her tbh

48

[midnightpulp]

:lol
i feel your pain.

btw, how long til we see Gasol's jersey retired? both him and Diesel are the two most disrespected players (by their own fanbase) that I can recall.

Yeah. Just an uncaring, amoral universe we live in. Too bad Kobe's grandfather wasn't a potential Chuck Berry of some kind and couldn't take a ride along with Buddy Holly and Richie Valens that night in Clear Lake.

[ElNono]

Is that faggot Jim gonna show up? :lol

[HI-FI]

holy shit its the Laker guy holding the Shaq sign... awesome
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7LJHl3GnwGU/UK19IhiL1HI/AAAAAAAACH0/HprTusp23mc/s1600/laker+fans+ii.gif
i love this guy...pure douche.

[BatManu20]

48

She's 51*

[BatManu20]

They put the jersey backwards?? Hahahah wtf

[Kai]

That was kind of awkward with Jeanie tbh

[Kai]

Yeah that shit is backwards :lol

[LkrFan]

Still boxscore watching like a faggot. They don't pass him the ball.
Oh, and I saw him pump fake bricking one his shots against all NBA defender Earl Clark. He missed the shot badly and :cry to the refs for a handout (AKA an FTA). Didn't get it. Not tonight though son. Neal with it. :elephant

[Bynumite]

And that goes for that fat bea3ner bitch wife of his, too.

Kobe had his share of injuries but he's a warrior and played through the pain, he probably has about 10 more unpublicized injuries right now.

Spurfan is simply used to a different breed of player, players like Vaginobili and the TOSB jim that sit out 10 games when they catch a cold.

[monosylab1k]

holy shit its the Laker guy holding the Shaq sign... awesome
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7LJHl3GnwGU/UK19IhiL1HI/AAAAAAAACH0/HprTusp23mc/s1600/laker+fans+ii.gif
i love this guy...pure douche.

:lmao that faggot. Easily the biggest douchebag fan ever.

[hater]

Why does Dre always wear long sleeves?

Hes got short ass arms like a puppet

[HI-FI]

Yeah. Just an uncaring, amoral universe we live in. Too bad Kobe's grandfather wasn't a potential Chuck Berry of some kind and couldn't take a ride along with Buddy Holly and Richie Valens that night in Clear Lake.
it says a lot about LA or maybe just Laker fans that they would rather glorify a second option rapist over someone as big hearted and dominant as Shaq. strange days son....

[midnightpulp]

Kobe had his share of injuries but he's a warrior and played through the pain, he probably has about 10 more unpublicized injuries right now.

Spurfan is simply used to a different breed of player, players like Vaginobili and the TOSB jim that sit out 10 games when they catch a cold.

No. We're used to a different breed of management that actually knows how to build a youth movement and a bench so that our veteran players have the luxury of resting games.

Something "the teacher" has always been too stupid to do.

:lol Kobe - 24 minutes.

[ElNono]

lol Pringles

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol D'Antoni is probably fuming, tbh..

[monosylab1k]

They put the jersey backwards?? Hahahah wtf

:lmao just noticed that.

[Killakobe81]

Man PJ got the loudest cheers ...so far.
MAn I should be there!!! I need to move back to LA before Kobe gets his ...

Classy crowd tonight. I dont care what yall say we have great fans ...not just bandwagoners ...

Gracious speech by Kobe,
Shaq did very well too ... classy and funny. Awesome job!
and a funny one by PJ.
Great night ...now LAkers need to win.

Damn D-antoni

[benstanfield]

I'm so glad to be able to watch Shaq jack off to himself, the extra time added to halftime is worth it.

[dirk4mvp]

tbh when did Shaq become such an unfunny nigga? halftime speech was hard to watch with all the lame forced jokes.

[midnightpulp]

Man PJ got the loudest cheers ...so far.
MAn I should be there!!! I need to move back to LA before Kobe gets his ...

Classy crowd tonight. I dont care what yall say we have great fans ...not just bandwagoners ...

Gracious speech by Kobe,
Shaq did very well too ... classy and funny. Awesome job!
and a funny one by PJ.
Great night ...now LAkers need to win.

Damn D-antoni

Illegal Mexican immigrants are definitely a passionate bunch. Can't argue with that.