Bah. Marriage.

[adrienne]

Well, my husband and I have separated...a hopefully temporary arrangement. I'm thinking of staying at my parents for a while, this apartment is lonely.

:depressed

[SWC Bonfire]

That's too bad. Hope cooler heads prevail. :tu

[Debbie Downer]

I don't think your life is worth living.

[SpursWoman]

Damn, Adrienne ... sorry to hear that. :(

[ZStomp]

Hmmmmmm

Details please..:)

[adrienne]

Lol, well the details are a little to personal...but we've been having a few issues. I think we'll work things out.

[Debbie Downer]

we need more topics like these to make me happy.

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/03/pics/03rdowner2.jpg

[CosmicCowboy]

makeup sex is the BEST.

[Dr.Phil]

If things are too personal to discuss openly in this forum, perhaps a more private settng like the Dr.Phil show will make you more at ease and you can ask yourself, "Self, what is the real reason I don't want to be around my husband right now?".

That would be a great start to the healing process.

[MasterYoda]

see this coming, i did not.

take the pain away, i can. ehehe

need a roomate o do you?

[ZStomp]

Not to personal for me...;)

I'm all ears...:)

Talk to me...forget Dr Phil

[Cant_Be_Faded]

why is it that makeup sex is the best

[ZStomp]

why is it that makeup sex is the best


because you're still a little angry and the anger is let out through sex...you're a little rougher..:lol

[CosmicCowboy]

why is it that makeup sex is the best

It's the old love/hate yin/yang thang.

Nothing ends a good fight like ripping each others clothes off and fucking like rabbits.

[Jimcs50]

Adrienne, sorry to hear that. Have you suggested counceling? Marriage is a tough job, especially for young people, you have to work extra hard at it, but if you can work it out in counceling, then usually it makes your marrriage stronger than before.

Just don't be too honest, like Frank the Tank telling the counselor that he was wondering what kind of panties the waitress was wearing....:)

[Jimcs50]

makeup sex is the BEST.

CC, are you talking about when you and Travis had that fight last year?

[easjer]

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that! Will you try counseling? My fi and I are doing some premarital counseling now, and I wish we'd done this sooner. Some of the major problems we had around Christmas might have been avoided (they mostly center around his family and their intense dislike of me).

I know people throw around counseling like it's a cure all, but going into individual counseling when things were really uncertain for us has helped me tremendously, so I'd recommend a session or two even if the two of you don't go.

And who wouldn't want a total stranger's advice on counseling for their personal issues? Anyhow, I hope things work out for you.

[bigzak25]

so how was the sex? thanks. :smokin:p

[Jimcs50]

so how was the sex? thanks. :smokin:p



Are you asking Travis and CC?

[bigzak25]

that's a definite negatory jimbo. :lmao

[SpursWoman]

Shoulda just shacked up like me.... :)

[ZStomp]

Shoulda just shacked up like me.... :)


THat's what I'm talking about. Why get married? :)

[bigzak25]

but if the chic is saving herself for marriage? what the hell else can you do...

[3rdCoast]

Unreal. A women comes in here to vent about a very negative personal situation and all some can do is make sexual comments. This is not the time nor the place for those types of comments. Personally, I am disappointed and disgusted.

[bigzak25]

3rdcoast earning some points :lol

[CosmicCowboy]

Unreal. A women comes in here to vent about a very negative personal situation and all some can do is make sexual comments. This is not the time nor the place for those types of comments. Personally, I am disappointed and disgusted.

Adrienne would do the same for us...:lol

[Useruser666]

I predict this thread will hit 5,000 posts! :lol

[Jimcs50]

I predict this thread will hit 5,000 posts! :lol

Lets us all use this thread to complain about our significant others.

You first, User.

:)

[Useruser666]

Well, SW is always complaining how much JimCS creeps her out. Sometimes she just goes on and on about how weird he acts on this forum. I wish she could just stop laughing at Jim's predictions altogether! That's it really. Your turn Jim!

[SpursWoman]

Lets us all use this thread to complain about our significant others.



I can't complain ... I worship the gound mine walks on. :angel

[bigzak25]

I can't complain ... I worship the gound mine walks on. :angel



riiight...your on your knees to 'worship the ground'...:lmao

[SpursWoman]

riiight...your on your knees to 'worship the ground'...:lmao


http://www.boomspeed.com/sweetc/ynotworthy.gif http://www.boomspeed.com/sweetc/ywhistle.gif

[Useruser666]

riiight...your on your knees to 'worship the ground'...:lmao

A slight bow works too bigzak! :lol

[Jimcs50]

Well, SW is always complaining how much JimCS creeps her out. Sometimes she just goes on and on about how weird he acts on this forum. I wish she could just stop laughing at Jim's predictions altogether! That's it really. Your turn Jim!


That is not what she tells me in PMs.

:smokin

[Bandit2981]

Adrienne will never find true happiness until she becomes a spurs fan...then it will all fall in place

[Useruser666]

That is not what she tells me in PMs.

:smokin

Really, and how do you know that's not me on her computer? :lol

OOPS!!! .....

[Jimcs50]

Really, and how do you know that's not me on her computer? :lol

OOPS!!! .....


*washing fingers with Dial antibacterial soap*

:throwupsp

[Chevy Tahoe]

Wanna go for a drive and call mookie using my On-Star?

[Escalade]

Wanna go for a drive and call mookie using my On-Star?


No, baby...we'll use mine. :)

[Kori Ellis]

Adrienne, I'm sorry about your problems with your husband. Whether you work them out and stay together, or get divorce -- know that you'll be okay.

[Useruser666]

*washing fingers with Dial antibacterial soap*

:throwupsp

Exactly what have you been fingering Jim?


On a side note,

Sorry to hear that Adrienne. :depressed

[Clandestino]

Divorce was one of the best things I ever did.

[3rdCoast]

Wonderful. A thread starter gets an "on a side note"

[Useruser666]

Wonderful. A thread starter gets an "on a side note"

I'm sorry I was using version 3.10.24 of message board etiquette when I wrote that. I've been meaning to upgrade.

On a side note,

3rdcoast needs to chill out.

[3rdCoast]

I am just stating that here is a girl, who is going thru a tough time right now. Perhaps even life altering and she comes here to vent. In return, the thread is turned into an early version of the "quatro razor" thread filled with inside jokes and sexual inuendos, none of which help the thread starter out.

[Clandestino]

I am just stating that here is a girl, who is going thru a tough time right now. Perhaps even life altering and she comes here to vent. In return, the thread is turned into an early version of the "quatro razor" thread filled with inside jokes and sexual inuendos, none of which help the thread starter out.

:blah

[Useruser666]

I am just stating that here is a girl, who is going thru a tough time right now. Perhaps even life altering and she comes here to vent. In return, the thread is turned into an early version of the "quatro razor" thread filled with inside jokes and sexual inuendos, none of which help the thread starter out.

Isn't that what every thread turns into? I think all of that was nothing more than her board(bored) bretheren trying to cheer her up a little with a good chuckle.

[Jimcs50]

Isn't that what every thread turns into? I think all of that was nothing more than her board(bored) bretheren trying to cheer her up a little with a good chuckle.

Adrienne knows how we act in here. We will all offer kind words and advice(Just as I did in my first post), but after that, there is nothing else we can do except try to make her laugh a little, which we have been doing for a couple of years for her.

We have been giving her advice for yrs now, and each time we do, we try to play with her at the same time...it is not like she does not expect this from us.

Am I right, Adrienne?

[Jimcs50]

Exactly what have you been fingering Jim?



No no no...I am washing my fingers after having computer sex(typing) with you, when I thought it was SW.

:)

[CosmicCowboy]

Adrienne has been hanging out in here since long before she got married. She knows exactly what to expect. Its a community of people that enjoy good hearted banter and thats more than likely what she came in here to get. We aren't licensed marriage counselors and I doubt she expected any earth shattering and soul searching revelations from our responses. So lighten the fuck up.

[Jimcs50]

I doubt she expected any earth shattering and soul searching revelations from our responses.


Speak for yourself....everything I type is enlightening and earth shattering.



:)

[Horry For 3!]

That sucks.

[Kori Ellis]

We aren't licensed marriage counselors and I doubt she expected any earth shattering and soul searching revelations from our responses. So lighten the fuck up.

No, but perhaps she expected people who knew here to give her some support instead of just asshole responses. So shut the fuck up.

[Dr.Phil]

Shoulda just shacked up like me.... :)

Shacking up versus marriage does not remove the problems that almost all relationships go through. A break up is still a break up even if you don't call it a "divorce".
Lives and hearts are still broken and children still feel the effects of the breakup. Any relationship is a "give" and "take" for both partners and when there is an unbalance it causes problems.

[Useruser666]

For some reason I was almost tempted to make an Oprah screen name just now. :lol

[Jimcs50]

No, but perhaps she expected people who knew here to give her some support instead of just asshole responses. So shut the fuck up.


:wow

[Kori Ellis]

The "shut the fuck up" was mocking his "lighten the fuck up".

[Jimcs50]

The "shut the fuck up" was mocking his "lighten the fuck up".

I hope CC did not go kill himself, you know how sensitive he is.

:)

[MannyIsGod]

He probably went and had another affair with a married woman.

[CosmicCowboy]

*whew* glad you cleared that up. I guess.

[Kori Ellis]

All I'm saying is that we all know that Adrienne went through a miscarriage a few months back and to be separated this quickly, she's probably going through a pretty rough time emotionally. Yeah, I'm sure she expected some joking, but people should really give her a little comfort as well.

[CosmicCowboy]

I appreciate your sensitivity without coming off sanctimonious like TxCoast. If I offended you I apologize. Like Jim said, I think Adrienne probably came in here a little sad looking for something to cheer her up.

[Kori Ellis]

without coming off sanctimonious like TxCoast.

He's probably just trying to get first in line in case she gets divorced :)

[SWC Bonfire]

He's probably just trying to get first in line in case she gets divorced :)

I think you can remove "probably".

[CosmicCowboy]

:lmao

thats what I was thinking too, the little ass kisser.

[SpursWoman]

He's probably just trying to get first in line in case she gets divorced :)


That was EXACTLY my first thought. :lol

[CosmicCowboy]

he's probably burnin up the PM's right now...

[3rdCoast]

1. Y'all are wrong
2. I am not ever going to get married
3. She is too old for me
4. I am in a gay relationship with atlfan already :pctoss

[Kori Ellis]

3. She is too old for me

She's 19.

[3rdCoast]

then too young

[bigzak25]

just right. :lmao

[CosmicCowboy]

http://www.hbo.com/deadwood/img/episodeguide/season01/ep05_al_cy_outsidebalcony.jpg

we need to keep an eye on that little cocksucker...

[Jimcs50]

She's 19.

She is the perfect age for me. :) BTW, I think she is at least 20 now....I remember her "I am going to be 18" thread and it was way over a year ago.

[Shelly]

Damn, Jim. You KNOW I hang out in this forum and yet you continue to talk about these young wimmen. :cry

On a serious note....Adrienne, I hope you all can work it out. Take care of yourself.

[JoeChalupa]

Best wishes Adrienne. Marriage is not easy but it can be very fullfilling.
The wife and I have had our ups and down but most of the time we realize the spat we're having is really over nothing at all and mostly has to do with both of our hard heads.
But I love being married and wouldn't change a thing.
I do hope you all work things out.

[adrienne]

A) This thread is actually EXACTLY what I would expect from this place.;)

B) No, I'm not 20 yet...but I will be in two weeks.

C) So people don't think I'm cursed or something, emotional complications from the miscarriage did have some influence in our decision to separate...I don't just have bad luck in all aspects of life. :fro

[JoeChalupa]

What a sport!!!

[N.Y. Johnny]

Divorce was one of the best things I ever did.


I went through one a couple years ago, it cost me, but i didn't give a shit, the day after I signed and set myself free, my meals tasted the best they ever did and life seemed better. The good thing was there weren't no kids otherwise it probably would have gotten ugly with that nut...she just took the car, house, and my dog...it wasn't even her dog! :lmao


But Hey Adrienne,
Hang in there kid, its a rough time and a rough thing to go through...just hang in there and sorry to hear it went south.

[Blood Dong]

I live in dallas maybe I can help, but let me ask my wife first.

[Clandestino]

I went through one a couple years ago, it cost me, but i didn't give a shit, the day after I signed and set myself free, my meals tasted the best they ever did and life seemed better. The good thing was there weren't no kids otherwise it probably would have gotten ugly with that nut...she just took the car, house, and my dog...it wasn't even her dog! :lmao


But Hey Adrienne,
Hang in there kid, its a rough time and a rough thing to go through...just hang in there and sorry to hear it went south.

:lmao she took your dog too! just to spite you! beeyatch..

i've had many divorced friends and i think i came out the cleanest... she kept her money(barely any), and the household stuff(what was i going to do with pink dishes and girlie decorations. i kept my money and the car.. she did take our fucking dog though... i was more pissed about that, but i couldn't have since i was in the military at the time... man, chicks know how to get to guy. if there are no kids, take his dog! :lol

[N.Y. Johnny]

:lmao she took your dog too! just to spite you! beeyatch..

i've had many divorced friends and i think i came out the cleanest... she kept her money(barely any), and the household stuff(what was i going to do with pink dishes and girlie decorations. i kept my money and the car.. she did take our fucking dog though... i was more pissed about that, but i couldn't have since i was in the military at the time... man, chicks know how to get to guy. if there are no kids, take his dog! :lol


yep...My old English BullDog "Bruce" was mine damn it :lmao

[ZStomp]

I'll make the drive! :)

[Chevy Tahoe]

i'll take you!

[SpursWoman]

Well, hopefully it won't come down to all of that ... if it's mostly the emotional issue, consider seeing a doctor, the miracle of prescription drugs can do wonders...at least until you get it under control. :)

Many, many women suffer miscarriages and go on to have big healthy, happy families...don't let this come between the two of you. There's plenty of other more stupid shit that will happen over the next 50 years to test ya'll's resolve. :wow :lol

[Shelly]

Well, hopefully it won't come down to all of that ... if it's mostly the emotional issue, consider seeing a doctor, the miracle of prescription drugs can do wonders...at least until you get it under control. :)




Tom Cruise begs to diffa!

[attyjackiechiles]

If any of you broken hearted need an attorney give me a call.
Your pain is my gain!
With your sorrow you'll never need to borrow.
I'm make your spouse look scandalous....adulterous!!

[Faccia di Angelo]

Who the heck is Debbie Downer and Chevy Tahoe??? :lmao I swear, if thats you Mouse you kill me. I can always count on you for a great laugh. "Call mookie on my On Star" :lol


THat's what I'm talking about. Why get married? :)

What are you talking about?? You're ready to settle down and start a big family from what you tell me. Why else did I help you go looking for rings this past weekend? :wtf You can't stay Z the bachelor forever. :spin


on a serious note, I'm so sorry to hear about your marital troubles Adrienne. :( I hope all works out for the best. Hang in there. I definitely remember you from way back and I know these guys really care about you. I'm sure they'll be here for you regardless of what happens.

[Samurai Jane]

I'm sorry to hear about your seperation, Adrienne. Getting married was one of the best things I ever did outside of getting saved. Every relationship has its ups and downs. I also know the emotional problems that can get in the way of a wonderful relationship and for me the best thing I did for us was to get help for myself. Long story.. anyway, I hope things work out for you. I'll be praying for you.

[adrienne]

We talked for a while tonight, and he said he wants to be sure I know how much he still loves me.:) It made me feel a bit better, since we were at each others throats the day he actually left.

[SpursWoman]

We talked for a while tonight, and he said he wants to be sure I know how much he still loves me.:) It made me feel a bit better, since we were at each others throats the day he actually left.


Excellent! :)

[desflood]

Marriage is a lot of work, but almost always worth the effort.

[3rdCoast]

That is wonderful news. I am glad. Marriage - like anything worth doing - involves a degree of risk and chane, but with hard work, true love, and a little bit of luck, it will work.

Marriage and life in general is similar to a roller coaster. There are ups and downs and unexpected twists and turns but in the end, you will be alright. I hope that everything works out for you and your man.

Marriage is a great thing and finding true love is amazing, when you have that "one special person", do not let them go.

Great Luck to the both of you!

[Michael Jackson]

There is nothing more loving than sharing your bed with someone.

[desflood]

There is nothing more loving than sharing your bed with someone.
Oh, you are so going to Hell... :lmao

[Timoha]

There is nothing more loving than sharing your bed with someone.


:lmao

That and the picture are just priceless.

[Das Texan]

Sorry to hear about everything Adrienne. Hope it all works out in way way or another, whatever that is.


Oh ya, and if you find yourself single again. Call me.

[scott]

Sounds like you kiddos are going to make it.

[Victor Newman]

http://www.boomspeed.com/woaimouse/-2.jpg

[T Park]

Adrienne, Im sorry to hear this,
and I can only speak of my breakup with my fiance.

But we were seperated for about 5 months.

We grew up, emotionally, we dated a few times, but we realized what idiots we were and got back together.

Dont worry, if you and your husband TRUELY love each other.

Youll be back together in no time.

Believe me.

Im sorry so many have come in and off tracked your thread, but, I hope you and him get back together.

Your a good person Adrienne, you deserve happiness.

Good luck and god bless.

[Victor Newman]

how do we know your telling the truth?

[ZStomp]

What are you talking about?? You're ready to settle down and start a big family from what you tell me. Why else did I help you go looking for rings this past weekend? :wtf You can't stay Z the bachelor forever. :spin


Kids..family? Fuck that. No kids for me.

[herbivore female]

Adrienne, Im sorry to hear this,
and I can only speak of my breakup with my fiance.

But we were seperated for about 5 months.

We grew up, emotionally, we dated a few times, but we realized what idiots we were and got back together.

Dont worry, if you and your husband TRUELY love each other.

Youll be back together in no time.

Believe me.

Im sorry so many have come in and off tracked your thread, but, I hope you and him get back together.

Your a good person Adrienne, you deserve happiness.

Good luck and god bless.


:lol :rollin :rollin

your one time wonder girlfreind starts letting you call her again and all of a sudden you can look back at your youthfull folly like your some wise old man :lol the funniest was when you said we grew up, emotionally, we realized what idiots we were :rollin hahaha oh yeah your so smart now mr i give up and wont post a year if they win but nevermind im comin back because kori is my momma :baby

tpark num 9 :rollin you so crazy your fiance wants to have your baby maybe

:rollin rack ^victor newman^

[3rdCoast]

6 rolling, 2 laughing, 1 sucking.

unreal.

[herbivore female]

you know whats unreal is how much you suck at rapping

[3rdCoast]

Unreal

[herbivore female]

check it 3rd born rv on the coast im going to make a cold flow for you just like your hot water

this goes out to ginobbili is god to because you are stupid bad not stupid good

yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
here we go now here we go now here we go now here we go now here we go
i said you were stupid bad not stupid good now pretend goods in german while i grab some food
you say your 6 foot 8 dawg
but i think your an internet darling you french fried frawg
now check it you bounce yours like your boyfriends nekkid
let me check my dial up oh im still connected
why you gotta try black we all know your asian
look to your right you got static better change the station
somebody told me you had a girlfriend that looks like a boyfriend
hey are you a fiance of parque with a relationship mend
oh now didnt you just say your flows were cold
yeah you got that right and mine are hot sippin on the stove
notice this is a mix for the both of you
i make fun of your genre while saying the truth
i dont spit because thats retarded you gay pervert
you get the rainbow desert for your fetish you unintentional intentional sherbert
i say what i want and make all wishes come true
i hope this one tickels your fanciest gig and 3rd rate too

[herbivore female]

what about the 30 plus verticle

[3rdCoast]

Unreal

[Michael Jackson]

^And I am 6'8"and i can verify that for u if u really want me to

i bet your penis is the size of a small boy... :drunk

[Flea]

Adrienne,

The 1st year of our marriage was one of the hardest.....we almost killed eachother plus I ws pretty young as well. We then went through several really fun years until I decided I wanted to get pregnant, then I miscarried and put my husband through hell for a few months. In other words, hang in there. You'll be ok and if you both REALLY want this marriage to survive, then it will.

[T Park]

Mouse and Herbivore the living hypocrit have ragged on me.

Oh how will I live??? :rolleyes

Mouse, get a life please.


Herbivore?? Go wait your tables, table 6 needs a beer dumbshit.

[SpursWoman]

Is there such thing as a dead hypocrite? :wtf

[Mr.Kotter]

Mouse and Herbivore the living hypocrit have ragged on me.

Oh how will I live??? :rolleyes

Mouse, get a life please.


Herbivore?? Go wait your tables, table 6 needs a beer dumbshit.

Welcome back TPark!

Oh, you never left...never mind.

[jcrod]

Welcome back TPark!

Oh, you never left...never mind.


:lol :lmao :lol

[tlongII]

Look at the bright side Adrienne. If you get divorced you will have a shot at me.

[Slomo]

Look at the bright side Adrienne. If you get divorced you will have a shot at me. :tu

That's the spirit Tlong, that'll motivate her to work extra hard on her marriage!

[CosmicCowboy]

Look at the bright side Adrienne. If you get divorced you will have a shot at me.

http://www.mitchellsales.com/rifles/blackarrow/mitchellsales07.jpg

damn...that just might be worth it!

[tlongII]

I find myself irresistable...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v513/tlongII/cabosanlucas012.jpg

[JoePublic]

So much for dinner.... :oops

[adrienne]

How old are you, TLong? I'd place you within 2-3 years of my father.

[Shelly]

How old are you, TLong? I'd place you within 2-3 years of my father.

Ouch! :lol

[baseline bum]

I'm glad to hear things seem to be looking up from how they sounded in your first post. I didn't know your father was even older than Shelly looks.

[tlongII]

How old are you, TLong? I'd place you within 2-3 years of my father.


Who's your DADDY?

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

How old are you, TLong? I'd place you within 2-3 years of my father.

There's nothing wrong with that, oh little one of the full round lips.

After all, you know what they say, "the older the meat, the greater the heat!!"















Umm, actually I've never heard anyone say that. But it sounds good doesn't it?

[herbivore female]

tpark and gig where are your pictures

tlong your hot

[Mijo]

Damn, Adrienne could post a thread about the pimple on her ass that just won't go away and she'd still be getting 5 pages of male advice.....



That being said Adrienne, are you in need of a sugar daddy? :angel

[Flea]

I find myself irresistable...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v513/tlongII/cabosanlucas012.jpg

Not bad tlong.....looks like you need some sunscreen though.

[Flea]

I find myself irresistable...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v513/tlongII/cabosanlucas012.jpg


What does your cap say? "......Guys are Good???"

[Flea]

How old are you, TLong? I'd place you within 2-3 years of my father.


:lol

[SpursFanDan]

i will email them to someone to post for me.

Post is yourself, goto imageshack.com and upload it.

[adrienne]

TLong? Could I get an answer? I want to see if I'm right.:)

[MsMcGillyCutty]

I'd say somewhere in the 40's.

[Dex]

I'm guessing 37.

Putting my Carnie skills to the test. :lol

[King]

Is there such thing as a dead hypocrite? :wtf


I guess if some guy says dying is for sissies, and he'll never die. Does that count?

[T Park]

tpark and gig where are your pictures



get fucked.

[Kori Ellis]

Tlong is in his early 40's I believe -- I think 44.

[Kori Ellis]

TPark is 24.

[Shelly]

Tlong is in his early 40's I believe -- I think 44.

in the how tall and how old thread, he said 47.

In other words, OLDER than ME!!!!

[polandprzem]

Good luck adrienne

Sheesh you are only 20 years old.
I will never understand why people getting married so young.

But I do not belive in love, so U know.

ps. Marriage

[adrienne]

If he's 44....2 years OLDER than my dad.

Sorry dude, that's just wrong.:)

[HB22inSA]

The problem with marriage now days is that everyone thinks it's a fucking joke.

Like it's just something to do. "Hey, let's get married." "Okay!"

They have no idea what getting married entails, the responsibilities, the emotions.

They just get married to get married. To say: I have a husband, or I have a wife.

Then when things go wrong, people act like they didn't see it coming.

Marriage is the ultimate life commitment, and as bad as it sounds, many people have no business ever getting married.

(I'm not making any judgements on adrienne specifically because I don't know her)

But it's amazing to me how many married couples I know that are truly unhappy.

[SpursWoman]

But it's amazing to me how many married couples I know that are truly unhappy.



Me, too. :depressed

[Mrs.Roper]

Well I'm proof that a marriage can survive without sex.

[T Park]

Marriage is the ultimate life commitment, and as bad as it sounds, many people have no business ever getting married.



bravo.

Nice post.

[Spursdaone]

There is nothing more loving than sharing your bed with someone.
omg. That is hilarious. :lmao