Thanks Utah

[KobeOwnsDuncan]

:toast

[DMC]

lol thanking Utah for your 100 million dollar embarrassment.

[Venti Quattro]

Oh don't worry, the Lakers still have $4.9 billion to throw around.

[Clipper Nation]

You do realize you should be resting starters with the 1 seed on lock right now instead of thanking Utah for giving you the 8 seed, right? :lol

[Suspect]

Dont forget to thank the refs as well for past accomplishments imo

[KobeOwnsDuncan]

You do realize you should be resting starters with the 1 seed on lock right now instead of thanking Utah for giving you the 8 seed, right? :lol

Lol Clipper fan. Sit down and watch the real L.A team do work.

[ElNono]

This was a scheduled loss for Utah... they should still get the 8th seed comfortably, tbh...

[Clipper Nation]

Lol Clipper fan. Sit down and watch the real L.A team do work.

:lmao "Work" as in barely clinging onto playoff hopes while blowing crucial games against the likes of the Wizards down the stretch?
:lmao "The real LA team" already won the Hallway Series this year, son...

[Bynumite]

Dem Nugs came through and delivered the goods tbh. Putting in work for the purple and gold.

[ElNono]

You do realize you should be resting starters with the 1 seed on lock right now instead of thanking Utah for giving you the 8 seed, right? :lol

Son, Los Angeles Junior Varsity fan has trouble adjusting to the new .500 reality, tbh

[KoolAid Mans Brother]

https://i.minus.com/ibnTPRDKIzQizz.gif

[KobeOwnsDuncan]

:lmao "Work" as in barely clinging onto playoff hopes while blowing crucial games against the likes of the Wizards down the stretch?
:lmao "The real LA team" already won the Hallway Series this year, son...

And still primed to choke the first round away :lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

This was a scheduled loss for Utah... they should still get the 8th seed comfortably, tbh...

I'll bet you $500 they don't.

[ElNono]

I'll bet you $500 they don't.

I bet $$$ only on my Spurs... but I want you on the record... who is getting the 8th seed? Lakers, Utah or?

[DeadlyDynasty]

I'm willing to put $500 on it...can you not do the math and figure it out?

[ElNono]

I'm willing to put $500 on it...can you not do the math and figure it out?

Just making sure you're saying it's the Lakers... Lakers, Utah, Dallas, and even Houston can end up there...

[rayjayjohnson]

Should be thanking my ass, faggots

[Bynumite]

Even the Rockets 7th seed is not a lock just yet, they still have to play 5 road games:


@ Sacramento: 4 point game at the half, Rockets lost their last game @ Sac
@Portland: Blazers are free falling but i wouldn't count them out @ the rose garden
@Denver: Great home record
Phoenix
Memphis: Grizzlies are always tough and currently lead the season series 2-1
Sacramento
@Phoenix
@LAL: This game could be huge for both teams

[Thread]

Should be thanking my ass, faggots

Thanks. You black fuck, you.

[Venti Quattro]

More than anything, this shows Denver's potency as a playoff contender. Must avoid other playoff-bound teams.

[ElNono]

sup ray

[Thread]

sup ray

His mother's big black ass.

[Latarian Milton]

thank the refs instead, the lakers wouldn't have ranked much higher than pelicans or sacramento but for refs' help tbh

[Suspect]

Denver is gonna do yall another favor tomorrow when they beat dallas

[kamikazi_player]

lol thanking Utah for your 100 million dollar embarrassment.
:lol

[Thread]

:lol

Here, :lol at this:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[rayjayjohnson]

Thanks. You black fuck, you.
Shaq: 4

Pau: 2

Kobe: 0

[kamikazi_player]

Here, :lol at this:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4
Fuck you cully you pedo bastard

[Thread]

Fuck you cully you pedo bastard

Go back and fuck Ray's mother some more.

[Thread]

Shaq: 4

Pau: 2

Kobe: 0

You big black buck, you...

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

[Clipper Nation]

You big black buck, you...

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1
Daddy: 4

Pau: 2

The tired old shitbag Kirby: 0

[Thread]

The tired old shitbag

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

[Double-Up]

You big black buck, you...

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

lol pedophile

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/03/30/weekinreview/30word.xlarge1.jpg

[Clipper Nation]

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

Nuh uh...

"I'm tired. I'm old. I shit in a bag"
- Christopher Walken, "Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead" (1995)

"Tired old bag of shit."
- "At Close Range" (1986)

[Monkeyboy14]

LOL laker fans thinking they are making the playoff.. Still hilarious how they think they have room to talk shit this season

[Thread]

Nuh uh...

"I'm tired. I'm old. I shit in a bag"
- Christopher Walken, "Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead" (1995)

"Tired old bag of shit."
- "At Close Range" (1986)

Please.

[Thread]

LOL laker fans thinking they are making the playoff.. Still hilarious how they think they have room to talk shit this season

They'll be 29 of us in last place come June. God willing, you'll be one of 'em.

[Splits]

lol thanking Utah for your 100 million dollar embarrassment.

$129 million (http://www.latimes.com/sports/lakersnow/la-sp-ln-metta-world-peace-contract-opt-out-20130326,0,3319094.story)


If the Lakers (http://www.latimes.com/topic/sports/basketball/los-angeles-lakers-ORSPT000104.topic) re-sign Dwight Howard (http://www.latimes.com/topic/sports/basketball/dwight-howard-PESPT008416.topic) this summer, the franchise is looking at a significant luxury tax payment for next season.

Luxury taxes stand to be a significant issue next season as the rates go up progressively as part of the new collective bargaining agreement. If the team's payroll hovers around $100 million to $110 million, the Lakers could be paying $70 million to $119 million in taxes.

The bill for this season is $129 million, including tax (for a team struggling to make the playoffs). It's far-fetched to expect the Lakers to shell out $170 million to $229 million on essentially the same roster next season.

[Thread]

$129 million (http://www.latimes.com/sports/lakersnow/la-sp-ln-metta-world-peace-contract-opt-out-20130326,0,3319094.story)

Result:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[Clipper Nation]

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

"I'm tired. I'm old. I shit in a bag"
- Christopher Walken, "Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead" (1995)

"Tired old bag of shit."
- "At Close Range" (1986)

[Thread]

"I'm tired. I'm old. I shit in a bag"
- Christopher Walken, "Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead" (1995)

"Tired old bag of shit."
- "At Close Range" (1986)

Please.

[Blizzardwizard]

Lakers season :lol

Kobe heroballing :lol

Kobe whining even though he gets every call under the sun :lol

[Thread]

Lakers season :lol

Kobe heroballing :lol

Kobe whining even though he gets every call under the sun :lol

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[Blizzardwizard]

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

:lol

[Jacob1983]

Damn Mormons.

[rayjayjohnson]

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

Nuh uh

Shaq: 4

Pau: 2

Kobe: 0

[Thread]

Nuh uh

Shaq: 4

Pau: 2

Kobe: 0

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

[rayjayjohnson]

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1
Nuh uh


Shaq: 4


Pau: 2


Kobe: 0

[Thread]

Nuh uh


Shaq: 4


Pau: 2


Kobe: 0

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

[rayjayjohnson]

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1
Nuh uh


Shaq: 4


Pau: 2


Kobe: 0

[Thread]

Nuh uh


Shaq: 4


Pau: 2


Kobe: 0

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

[rayjayjohnson]

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

I hear ya, but::

Shaq: 4


Pau: 2


Kobe: 0

[Thread]

I hear ya, but::

Shaq: 4


Pau: 2


Kobe: 0

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

[rayjayjohnson]

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

really? I'd go more with::

Shaq: 4


Pau: 2


Kobe: 0

[Thread]

really? I'd go more with::

Shaq: 4


Pau: 2


Kobe: 0

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

[rayjayjohnson]

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

i can do this all day::

Shaq: 4


Pau: 2


Kobe: 0

[Thread]

i can do this all day::

Shaq: 4


Pau: 2


Kobe: 0

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

[rayjayjohnson]

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

fascinating::

Shaq: 4


Pau: 2


Kobe: 0

[Thread]

fascinating::

Shaq: 4


Pau: 2


Kobe: 0

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

[rayjayjohnson]

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

Nah, it's::

Shaq: 4


Pau: 2


Kobe: 0

[Thread]

Nah, it's::

Shaq: 4


Pau: 2


Kobe: 0

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

[rayjayjohnson]

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

Shaq: 4


Pau: 2


Kobe: 0

[Thread]

Shaq: 4


Pau: 2


Kobe: 0

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

[rayjayjohnson]

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

Shaq: 4


Pau: 2


Kobe: 0

[Splits]

It was revealed that Bryant leaned the woman over a chair to have sex with her, which allegedly caused the bleeding. This was the sex act in question, as the accuser claims she told Bryant to stop but he would not, and Bryant claims he stopped after asking if he could ejaculate on her face.

[Thread]

^You've Nary room. Your Neal raped as well.

[Thread]

Shaq: 4


Pau: 2


Kobe: 0

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

[rayjayjohnson]

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

Shaq: 4


Pau: 2


Kobe: 0

[Thread]

Shaq: 4


Pau: 2


Kobe: 0

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

[rayjayjohnson]

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

Shaq: 4


Pau: 2


Kobe: 0

[Splits]

First, I want to apologize directly to the young woman involved in this incident. I want to apologize to her for my behavior that night and for the consequences she has suffered in the past year. Although this year has been incredibly difficult for me personally, I can only imagine the pain she has had to endure. I also want to apologize to her parents and family members, and to my family and friends and supporters, and to the citizens of Eagle, Colo.

I also want to make it clear that I do not question the motives of this young woman. No money has been paid to this woman. She has agreed that this statement will not be used against me in the civil case. Although I truly believe this encounter between us was consensual, I recognize now that she did not and does not view this incident the same way I did. After months of reviewing discovery, listening to her attorney, and even her testimony in person, I now understand how she feels that she did not consent to this encounter.


I issue this statement today fully aware that while one part of this case ends today, another remains. I understand that the civil case against me will go forward. That part of this case will be decided by and between the parties directly involved in the incident and will no longer be a financial or emotional drain on the citizens of the state of Colorado.

[Thread]

^You've nary room. Your Neal raped as well.

[Thread]

Shaq: 4


Pau: 2


Kobe: 0

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

[Splits]

Stay classy:


Detective Doug Winters stated that the yellow underwear she wore to her rape exam contained sperm from another man, along with Caucasian pubic hair. Bryant's defense stated that the exam results showed "compelling evidence of innocence" because the accuser must have had another sexual encounter immediately after the incident.

[rayjayjohnson]

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

Shaq: 4


Pau: 2


Kobe: 0

[Thread]

Shaq: 4


Pau: 2


Kobe: 0

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

[rayjayjohnson]

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

Shaq: 4


Pau: 2


Kobe: 0

[Thread]

Shaq: 4


Pau: 2


Kobe: 0

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

[rayjayjohnson]

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1
Shaq: 4


Pau: 2


Kobe: 0

[Thread]

Shaq: 4


Pau: 2


Kobe: 0

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

[rayjayjohnson]

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1
Shaq: 4


Pau: 2


Kobe: 0

[Splits]

The WWE has issued an full apology after an on-air personality joked that one of the wrestlers was "like Kobe Bryant at a hotel in Colorado ... he's unstoppable."

[Thread]

^You've nary room. Your Neal raped as well.

[Thread]

Shaq: 4


Pau: 2


Kobe: 0

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

[rayjayjohnson]

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1
Shaq: 4


Pau: 2


Kobe: 0

[Thread]

Shaq: 4


Pau: 2


Kobe: 0

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

[rayjayjohnson]

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1
Shaq: 4


Pau: 2


Kobe: 0

[Thread]

Shaq: 4


Pau: 2


Kobe: 0

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

[rayjayjohnson]

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1
Shaq: 4


Pau: 2


Kobe: 0

[Thread]

Shaq: 4


Pau: 2


Kobe: 0

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

[rayjayjohnson]

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1
Shaq: 4


Pau: 2


Kobe: 0

[Thread]

Shaq: 4


Pau: 2


Kobe: 0

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

[Splits]

10 years, how time flies...

BQbB2VTLshY

[rayjayjohnson]

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1Shaq: 4

Pau: 2


Kobe: 0

[rayjayjohnson]

10 years, how time flies...

BQbB2VTLshY

:lol that's fucked up.

tell me how my ass bled

[Thread]

10 years, how time flies...

BQbB2VTLshY

You've nary room. Your Neal raped as well.

[Thread]

Shaq: 4

Pau: 2


Kobe: 0

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

[rayjayjohnson]

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1
Shaq: 4


Pau: 2


Kobe: 0

[Splits]

July 2003, right before I moved to Belgium...


Bryant (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/topic/article/Kobe_Bryant/1900-01-01/2100-12-31/mdd/index.htm)'s lawyers have chosen a scorched-earth defense. Going through with the hearing—the Bryant (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/topic/article/Kobe_Bryant/1900-01-01/2100-12-31/mdd/index.htm) team could have waived its right to one and kept this testimony under wraps until trial (probably next year)—indicates how aggressive the defense will be. At the earliest opportunity Pamela Mackey (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/topic/article/Pamela_MacKey/1900-01-01/2100-12-31/mdd/index.htm), a Bryant (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/topic/article/Kobe_Bryant/1900-01-01/2100-12-31/mdd/index.htm) attorney, attacked the complainant. Referring to photographs of the young woman's injury, Mackey (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/topic/article/Pamela_MacKey/1900-01-01/2100-12-31/mdd/index.htm) asked in cross-examination if it was "consistent with a person who had sex with three different men in three days." That suggestion, which Mackey (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/topic/article/Pamela_MacKey/1900-01-01/2100-12-31/mdd/index.htm)could not or was unwilling to back up, earned her a recess in the judge's chamber but pushed a promiscuous (and irrelevant) image of the complainant into the media.

[Thread]

^You've nary room. Your Neal raped as well.

[Thread]

Shaq: 4


Pau: 2


Kobe: 0

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

[rayjayjohnson]

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1
Shaq: 4


Pau: 2


Kobe: 0

[Thread]

Shaq: 4


Pau: 2


Kobe: 0

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

[Splits]

:lol that's fucked up.

tell me how my ass bled

I believe she is saying "tell me why my ass bled" and then almost breaks down in tears because:


The evidence recovered by police included the T-shirt that Bryant wore the night of the incident, which had three small stains of the accuser's blood on it. The smudge was verified to be the accuser's blood by DNA testing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DNA_testing) and probably was not menstrual blood (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menstrual_blood) because the accuser said she had her period two weeks earlier. It was revealed that Bryant leaned the woman over a chair to have sex with her, which allegedly caused the bleeding. This was the sex act in question, as the accuser claims she told Bryant to stop but he would not, and Bryant claims he stopped after asking if he could ejaculate on her face.

[ElNono]

Kobe snitchedPERIOD

[Thread]

I believe she is saying "tell me why my ass bled" and then almost breaks down in tears because:

You've nary room. Your Neal raped as well.

[djohn2oo8]

Even the Rockets 7th seed is not a lock just yet, they still have to play 5 road games:


@ Sacramento:Win
@Portland: Blazers are free falling but i wouldn't count them out @ the rose garden
@Denver: Great home record
Phoenix
Memphis: Grizzlies are always tough and currently lead the season series 2-1
Sacramento
@Phoenix
@LAL: This game could be huge for both teams
I think if they beat Portland in Portland, then the 7th seed is on lock. They can drop a game in Denver, but follow it with the nice 3 game homestand. The Lakers basically have to win out.

[Thread]

^Nonetheless you'll be joining the field of 28 afore it's over.

Solly Cholly, no ring for you.

[djohn2oo8]

^Nonetheless you'll be joining the field of 28 afore it's over.

Solly Cholly, no ring for you.

So will you. The difference being we were expected to finish last. You were expected to finish first :lol

[Thread]

So will you. The difference being we were expected to finish last. You were expected to finish first :lol

There is no difference. That's my salvation. I learned that in '84. Been teachin' that lesson since 9 June 1985.

Let us proceed...

[djohn2oo8]

There is no difference. That's my salvation. I learned that in '84. Been teachin' that lesson since 9 June 1985.

Let us proceed...

Oh there is a difference. A hundred million dollar shit sandwich difference.

Let us proceed.

[Thread]

Oh there is a difference. A hundred million dollar shit sandwich difference.

Let us proceed.

Nope. There is the field of 29 and 1 NBA Champion. That's how it was before I rang in Boston. And it's been that way ever since.

That's it. And that's all.

[djohn2oo8]

Nope. There is the field of 29 and 1 NBA Champion. That's how it was before I rang in Boston. And it's been that way ever since.

That's it. And that's all.

My point. You're paying 100 million dollars to watch at home with the rest. That's it and that's all.

[Thread]

My point. You're paying 100 million dollars to watch at home with the rest. That's it and that's all.

& in the end I'll be joined by 28 others. You'll be there. All of us shinin' shoes together.

tee, hee.

[Relevancy]

The Heat have this championship locked anyway, the rest of the teams are just picking up the crumbs.

But it'll be fun seeing the Lakers make the playoffs and bounce the Spurs in the process:lol that's the only team I'm confident they can beat.

[Thread]

The Heat have this championship locked anyway.

Childish meanderings.