WTF? Man dies after jealous friend shoves foot up his ass

[oh crap]

A Russian man was arrested for allegedly shoving his foot up his friend’s rectum and killing him.

Police say 28-year-old Vladimir Krasnov and his girlfriend Yelena were at the victim’s home when an inebriated Vladimir started to become jealous after suspecting the two were having an affair. While the victim fell asleep, police say Vladimir “inserted his right foot into the victim’s anus and rectum,” causing internal ruptures that later led to him bleeding out and dying at the scene.

While sitting in a jail cell, Vladimir told reporters that he regretted the situation and that it probably would not have occurred if he was sober.

Vladimir faces 15 years in prison if convicted.



Read more: http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2013/04/russian-man-shoves-foot-up-friends-rectum#ixzz2PoiHL6LE

[lefty]

Clearly not a homophobic crime

[TDMVPDPOY]

only in russia

[symple19]

there's probably a dashcam video of this somewhere

[Koolaid_Man]

A Russian man was arrested for allegedly shoving his foot up his friend’s rectum and killing him.

Police say 28-year-old Vladimir Krasnov and his girlfriend Yelena were at the victim’s home when an inebriated Vladimir started to become jealous after suspecting the two were having an affair. While the victim fell asleep, police say Vladimir “inserted his right foot into the victim’s anus and rectum,” causing internal ruptures that later led to him bleeding out and dying at the scene.

While sitting in a jail cell, Vladimir told reporters that he regretted the situation and that it probably would not have occurred if he was sober.

Vladimir faces 15 years in prison if convicted.



Read more: http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2013/04/russian-man-shoves-foot-up-friends-rectum#ixzz2PoiHL6LE


fuck......why can't this kind of stuff ever happen to M>S :bang

[oh crap]

:lol

[johnsmith]

you'd never believe it doc!

one in a million shot!

That's a shame.

[jag]

While sitting in a jail cell, Vladimir told reporters that he regretted the situation and that it probably would not have occurred if he was sober.


Only "probably"

[Blake]

only in russia

Toby Keith uses a boot.

It's the American way, tbh.

[Latarian Milton]

another example why bitches are the source of all evils and sins tbh

[mavs>spurs]

^lmao true that my nigga

just another example of how us russians are the baddest mofo's on the planet and part of the almighty WHITE POWER!!!

[dirk4mvp]

lefty, you just gonna let the Red Foreman joke sit on the table?

[TDMVPDPOY]

man if that guy survive the attack, he would make a song how his ass bled like that colorado chick

[CuckingFunt]

^lmao true that my nigga

just another example of how us russians are the baddest mofo's on the planet and part of the almighty WHITE POWER!!!

You're Russian now?

[mavs>spurs]

always have had russian ancestry tbh

[The Reckoning]

You're Russian now?

Beringia

[apalisoc_9]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2voqlNdfvq0

thought of this after reading tittle :lol

[redzero]

man if that guy survive the attack, he would make a song how his ass bled like that colorado chick

I was thinking about how little sense this post made, then I saw the username.

[silverblk mystix]

I was a little apprehensive about clicking on this thread- I was afraid this was something that happened between Chumpie and Blake and I wasn't sure who was the catcher and who was the pitcher?

Or who was the kicker and who got kicked in this scenario...

[ChumpDumper]

lol not personal

[silverblk mystix]

lol not personal

glad you are ok ;)

[ChumpDumper]

Why, are you a Jew?

[silverblk mystix]

Why, are you a Jew?


Glad you are ok because it appears -from all his angry name calling - that Blake has a temper.

[Gay Robot]

What a pussy. That sounds like a regular Saturday night to me.

[GoodOdor]

I'll be visiting the motherland in a couple months.....I think I'm just gonna stay indoors tbh.

[mrsmaalox]

Geez, who doesn't wake up before the foot is all the way in??!!

[silverblk mystix]

Geez, who doesn't wake up before the foot is all the way in??!!

Enquiring minds want to know;

When do you wake up?

Big Toe?

Little Toe?


Ankle?

Shin?


:lol

[Blake]

I was a little apprehensive about clicking on this thread- I was afraid this was something that happened between Chumpie and Blake and I wasn't sure who was the catcher and who was the pitcher?

Or who was the kicker and who got kicked in this scenario...

You thought long and hard about that, didn't you

[Blake]

Enquiring minds want to know;

When do you wake up?

Big Toe?

Little Toe?


Ankle?

Shin?


:lol

Of course you want to know.

[ChumpDumper]

Glad you are ok because it appears -from all his angry name calling - that Blake has a temper.What does all your angry name calling say about you and your homosexuality?

[silverblk mystix]

You thought long and hard about that, didn't you


heh heh...heh heh...you said "long and hard" heh heh

[silverblk mystix]

What does all your angry name calling say about you and your homosexuality?


It says I am hetero and not afraid to admit it...unlike you ....:lol

[ChumpDumper]

It says I am hetero and not afraid to admit it...unlike you ....:lolOvercompensating tbh. You are way too curious about it to not be labeled at least curious.

[johnsmith]

You guys should just stop all of this. Chump is never going to let Sbm know what his sexual preferences are and Sbm has proven to be afraid of reality. You guys should just let it go.

[ChumpDumper]

It's fun watching him ask over and over again and comment on it relentlessly. Proves his undying interest.

[johnsmith]

You could offer to meet up with him in person...but he won't show.:depressed

[Blake]

heh heh...heh heh...you said "long and hard" heh heh

heh heh trying to deflect your gay sex curiosity but failing because you still referred to cock

[ChumpDumper]

You could offer to meet up with him in person...but he won't show.:depressedHe would have showed if you offered to meet in the woods in Walnut Creek Park. A "peace officer" would understandably have to be discreet.

[silverblk mystix]

lol e bodyguard standing guard again... hope he doesn't try to "prove" his love and undying devotion to his boyfriends again...

[ChumpDumper]

It's not like you would show up or anything.

lol e-bodyguard labeling irony

[silverblk mystix]

It's not like you would show up or anything.

lol e-bodyguard labeling irony

You are absolutely correct on that - I mean did you hear some of those terroristic threats he has hurling? Only an idiot would put himself in harms way like that.


:lmao

[ChumpDumper]

You are absolutely correct on that - I mean did you hear some of those terroristic threats he has hurling? Only an idiot would put himself in harms way like that.


:lmaoYou made some right back at him.

Nice of you to admit you were scared though.

[silverblk mystix]

You made some right back at him.

Nice of you to admit you were scared though.

Let's be accurate ok, I was terrified!

We are talking some serious paperwork I would have had to file and cross all my T's and dot my I's and make sure it was all wrapped up in a neat little bow and submit it and gotten a magistrate to sign off on it.Then to think of how I had just given an idiot an opportunity to ruin an already shitty life....which he was so eager to do?

brrr chilling to even think about it...:lmao

[ChumpDumper]

Yes, we've all read the excuses you made after chickening out.


lol unconvincing emoticons

[johnsmith]

Let's be accurate ok, I was terrified!

We are talking some serious paperwork I would have had to file and cross all my T's and dot my I's and make sure it was all wrapped up in a neat little bow and submit it and gotten a magistrate to sign off on it.Then to think of how I had just given an idiot an opportunity to ruin an already shitty life....which he was so eager to do?

brrr chilling to even think about it...:lmao





Oooooor, you could have just, ya know, shown up? I just think all the paperwork would have been unnecessary. Just me though.

[mrsmaalox]

Enquiring minds want to know;

When do you wake up?

I wake up at the first nudge.

[ChumpDumper]

Oooooor, you could have just, ya know, shown up? I just think all the paperwork would have been unnecessary. Just me though.All his black clothes were in the wash.

[silverblk mystix]

Oooooor, you could have just, ya know, shown up? I just think all the paperwork would have been unnecessary. Just me though.


Good to see that you are back again after your little disappearing act followed by putting me on ignore...lol

Sorry to have shaken you up so badly.

[AaronY]

Only "probably"
Rofl

[johnsmith]

Good to see that you are back again after your little disappearing act followed by putting me on ignore...lol

Sorry to have shaken you up so badly.

Cool...I'll see you later....oh wait, lol, no I won't!

Hahahahaha!!!!

[DMC]

you'd never believe it doc!

one in a million shot!

I think the OP is about an actual foot, not the 12" you've had in your ass.

[Creepn]

You're Russian now?

Would this mean that he's so ashamed of his real self that he envisions himself as all these "characters"online?

[LkrFan]

fuck......why can't this kind of stuff ever happen to M>S :bang
:rollin :lmao :rollin