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Trill Clinton
04-08-2013, 12:10 PM
:rollin:rollin:rollin



Man gets shock of his life when he buys two toy poodles for $150 only to be told by a vet that they are actually GIANT RODENTS pumped up with steroids to look like dogsBy James Nye (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/search.html?s=&authornamef=James++Nye)

Gullible bargain hunters at Argentina's largest bazaar are forking out hundreds of dollars for what they think are gorgeous toy poodles, only to discover that their cute pooch is in fact a ferret pumped up on steroids.

One retired man from Catamarca, duped by the knock-down price for a pedigree dog, became suspicious he had bought what Argentinians call a 'Brazilian rat' and when he returned home took the 'dogs' to a vet for their vaccinations.

Imagine his surprise when his suspicious were confirmed - he had in fact purchased two ferrets that had been given steroids at birth to increase their size and then had some extra grooming to make their coats resemble a fluffy toy poodle.


http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/07/article-2305310-1926F7A4000005DC-387_634x366.jpg No longer an urban myth: People in the Argentinian market of La Salada are being sold ferrets (Brazilian rats - right) given steroids so that they resemble toy poodles




http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/07/article-2305310-1926F7AD000005DC-201_634x410.jpg The 'Brazilian rat' was fed steroids at birth and groomed so that it resembled a toy poodle

Previously considered an urban legend of the giant La Salada market, local television news in the capital, Buenos Aires, discovered that the unidentified man was not alone - another woman had been told that she was buying a Chiuhuahua, but ended up with a ferret.


Both the woman and the retired man have not filed complaints.
Typically, toy poodle puppies cost upwards of $1,000 in the United States and a ferret will usually set someone back around $75.



http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/07/article-2305310-192703C7000005DC-123_634x560.jpg Cute: A white toy poodle puppy stares lovingly at the camera - toy poodles typically cost upwards of $1,000


http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/07/article-2305310-1926FFF9000005DC-975_634x420.jpg A typically fully grown ferret - not on steroids - is still smaller than a fully grown toy poodle


Compared to Mumbai's infamous Dharavi slum, La Salada is a self contained micro-economic center of the Argentinian capital, largely filled with skilled Bolivian workers who have migrated.

A stark contrast to the sprawling wealth of some parts of Buenos Aires, La Salada is a collection of small and informal workers, distributors and entrepreneurs - some lucky enough to sell ferrets as dogs for $150.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/07/article-2305310-1926FE7C000005DC-475_634x456.jpg La Salada in Buenos Aires is the biggest illegal market in South America. A high range of products is offered at the market for half the usual price

Conned: How can a ferret ever look like a toy poodle?

Ferrets typically have brown, white or mixed fur and are around 51 cm in length - which includes a 13 cm tail.

They weigh around three pounds and have a lifespan of 7 to 10 years.

When happy, ferrets may perform a routine known as the weasel war dance - which is characterized by a series of hops and frenzied attempts to bump into things.

This is often accompanied by a soft clucking noise called dooking. When upset ferrets make a hissing noise.

Toy poodles are known for their intelligence and are around 25 cm tall and weigh around nine pounds.

If a toy poodle exceeds 25 cm height, it cannot compete in any dog show as a toy poodle.

Toy poodle have long lifespans and have been known to live as long as 20-years.

They are described as sweet, cheerful and perky and lively and love to be around people.





Read more:

Venden Perros Ratas en la Feria La Salada (Buenos Aires) www.LosVideosOnline.com.ar (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOWVAEa9je4)

Trill Clinton
04-08-2013, 12:20 PM
:lmao <---I never use this, but :lmao

:lol yea this shit is hilarious. the lil rat doesn't even have ears:rollin

lebomb
04-08-2013, 12:24 PM
WTF????? That shit looks nowhere near a damn poodle. :lmao

jeebus
04-08-2013, 12:26 PM
honestly I'd rather have the ferret :lol

FkLA
04-08-2013, 01:02 PM
:lmao what a fucking moron that doesnt look anything like a dog

I. Hustle
04-08-2013, 01:05 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/94d1e8b5230b0c326486db1a1e42384d/tumblr_mg2t89URAB1rq3b5ko1_500.jpg

rold50
04-08-2013, 03:11 PM
:lol

jag
04-09-2013, 07:45 AM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/07/article-2305310-1926F7AD000005DC-201_634x410.jpg
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exstatic
04-09-2013, 08:54 PM
It's an albino rat with a 'fro. :lol

Bender
04-09-2013, 10:36 PM
reminds me of Riot album covers

http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/4e8d644b8a1a836496ac3ca7f0cd80de/32977.jpg

The Reckoning
04-10-2013, 10:07 AM
http://youtu.be/0QKSMAOgnwo