How to train your CUCK

[lebomb]

Explain please :wakeup

This will be good.

[Koolaid_Man]

I just explained this shit to MrsMaalox...my offer stands...she can continue going thorugh life missing that good dick it's her choice...

MrsMaalox I would be very gentle with you. I get a bum rap because guys are generally jealous and enraged at my intellect and descent but I'm really a very romantic and caring type of guy. I would not just try to shove my penis in your anus. I would take my time and lovingly caress.

First I'd set the mood...start with a nice bubble bath. Calgon mixed with JoJoba oils in very warm to hot filtered water. Similar to a natural hot spring. Then I'd light scented candles I prefer country breeze smells with a little black cherry mixed in.

Next I'd turn on the music to a very low decibel so that you can actually hear me sing. I can sing good enough to get your juices flowing. I'd sing this song for you --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCsoo5m-3YM

Then we'd bath each other. I'd rub your back, neck , and shoulders. Afterwards I'd get out dry off, run to the laundry room, stop the dryer and pull a hot fresh towel from the dryer. Run back to the tub and dry your body off with a hot towel.

Next I'd dance naked for you..whatever strip routine you'd like to see... --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfU-mcuLu-E
Kori Ellis can vouch for my dance skills

Finally we'd go to my magical bed...I'd lube up with my tongue if you're still a bit apprehensive...then I'd serve the tip only in the rear and until you ask for more and then slowly slide all the way to the back. It would totally be all for you. A nice steady and slow grind...

This is what I do...I'm a professional...this is why the young girls and mature ladies alike love Kool to death...I know how to do it right...and tbh

You're getting up their in age so treat yourself don't cheat yourself...if your man ain't dancing for you then he ain't hitting it right PERIOD...

[silverblk mystix]

Did someone say CUCK?

I have a perfectly trained CUCK at my disposal to do with as I please....what could be better than that?

When I say speak...he runs in here and says, "lol"

When I say do not respond, he runs in here and says, "lol"

[Blake]

Explain please :wakeup

This will be good.

lol asking for cuck advice

[Blake]

Did someone say CUCK?

I have a perfectly trained CUCK at my disposal to do with as I please....what could be better than that?

When I say speak...he runs in here and says, "lol"

When I say do not respond, he runs in here and says, "lol"

None of that is true.

But what is true is that when someone says cuck or homosexual, you're quick to lay out your fantasies of two dudes going at it.

lol enlightened

[CuckingFunt]

I just explained this shit to MrsMaalox...my offer stands...she can continue going thorugh life missing that good dick it's her choice...

MrsMaalox I would be very gentle with you. I get a bum rap because guys are generally jealous and enraged at my intellect and descent but I'm really a very romantic and caring type of guy. I would not just try to shove my penis in your anus. I would take my time and lovingly caress.

First I'd set the mood...start with a nice bubble bath. Calgon mixed with JoJoba oils in very warm to hot filtered water. Similar to a natural hot spring. Then I'd light scented candles I prefer country breeze smells with a little black cherry mixed in.

Next I'd turn on the music to a very low decibel so that you can actually hear me sing. I can sing good enough to get your juices flowing. I'd sing this song for you --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCsoo5m-3YM

Then we'd bath each other. I'd rub your back, neck , and shoulders. Afterwards I'd get out dry off, run to the laundry room, stop the dryer and pull a hot fresh towel from the dryer. Run back to the tub and dry your body off with a hot towel.

Next I'd dance naked for you..whatever strip routine you'd like to see... --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfU-mcuLu-E
Kori Ellis can vouch for my dance skills

Finally we'd go to my magical bed...I'd lube up with my tongue if you're still a bit apprehensive...then I'd serve the tip only in the rear and until you ask for more and then slowly slide all the way to the back. It would totally be all for you. A nice steady and slow grind...

This is what I do...I'm a professional...this is why the young girls and mature ladies alike love Kool to death...I know how to do it right...and tbh

You're getting up their in age so treat yourself don't cheat yourself...if your man ain't dancing for you then he ain't hitting it right PERIOD...

Glade candles and comments on a woman's advancing age... Sounds like a professional romancer, alright.

[TDMVPDPOY]

lol chinese fags talkin about dicks...

[mrsmaalox]

Glade candles and comments on a woman's advancing age... Sounds like a professional romancer, alright.

You missed "Calgon"? :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

Glade candles and comments on a woman's advancing age... Sounds like a professional romancer, alright.

i had to mix some humor in there.

[silverblk mystix]

None of that is true.

But what is true is that when someone says cuck or homosexual, you're quick to lay out your fantasies of two dudes going at it.

lol enlightened



Did someone say CUCK?

I have a perfectly trained CUCK at my disposal to do with as I please....what could be better than that?

When I say speak...he runs in here and says, "lol"

When I say do not respond, he runs in here and says, "lol"


Thanks for re-confirming! :toast


I don't even have to mention his name either. That is a trained CUCK! :lmao

[Koolaid_Man]

You missed "Calgon"? :lol

I wonder if your boyfriend gave you a hall pass to fuck any Spurtalk poster who would it be. I'm sure if Timvp gave Kori a hall pass she would likely choose me.

[Avante]

What would anyone do with a trained CUCK? I don't see the need.

[silverblk mystix]

What would anyone do with a trained CUCK? I don't see the need.


I abuse mine at will. It is a cheap thrill.

[silverblk mystix]

it rhymes too...

[Paulie]

Did someone say CUCK?

I have a perfectly trained CUCK at my disposal to do with as I please....what could be better than that?

When I say speak...he runs in here and says, "lol"

When I say do not respond, he runs in here and says, "lol"


Thanks for re-confirming! :toast


I don't even have to mention his name either. That is a trained CUCK! :lmao


:rollin

[ChumpDumper]

Looks like another poster is trained as well.

[I. Hustle]

Boo

I misread the title. I thought it was about training DUCKS. I was hoping that someone would teach the MFer English.

[Blake]

Did someone say CUCK?

I have a perfectly trained CUCK at my disposal to do with as I please....what could be better than that?

When I say speak...he runs in here and says, "lol"

When I say do not respond, he runs in here and says, "lol"


Thanks for re-confirming! :toast


I don't even have to mention his name either. That is a trained CUCK! :lmao

lol enlightened fantasies

Now speak.

[silverblk mystix]

lol enlightened fantasies

Now speak.



:rollin:rollin:rollin


:rollin:rollin




TRAINED!!!!

[silverblk mystix]

Did someone say CUCK?

I have a perfectly trained CUCK at my disposal to do with as I please....what could be better than that?

When I say speak...he runs in here and says, "lol"

When I say do not respond, he runs in here and says, "lol"




:rollin:rollin:rollin

[Blake]

Now speak.


:rollin:rollin:rollin


:rollin:rollin




TRAINED!!!!

TRAINED!!!!!!!!

[Avante]

"CUCK"

I once owned a CUCK
she was tall and thin
had big blues eyes
and a dimple in her chin

she was cute
loved to laugh
the only problem
she didn't take a bath

one knocked knee
pigeon toed too
but that was ok
she would have to do

I liked her walk
funny as could be
all those pigeon toes
banging around and that knock knee

she was a great lover
despite the smell
you'd think a bar of soap
was an invitation to Hell

now she's gone
up and ran away
something I must have said
about deodorant spray

[ChumpDumper]

Uh, what do you think a cuck is, Avante?

[silverblk mystix]

Uh, what do you think a cuck is, Avante?





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http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/images/misc/quote_icon.png Originally Posted by Blake (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=6466767#post6466767)

Now speak.

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http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/images/misc/quote_icon.png Originally Posted by Blake (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=6466767#post6466767)

Now speak.












TRAINED!!!!!!

[Avante]

Uh, what do you think a cuck is, Avante?

It's a tall thin female from south Louisiana, with big blues eyes, one knock knee and pigeon toed. Afraid of soap and water.

Oh yeah, and a dimple in her chin.

[ChumpDumper]

It's a tall thin female from south Louisiana, with big blues eyes, one knock knee and pigeon toed. Afraid of soap and water.

Oh yeah, and a dimple in her chin.That's not it.

And why would you say you owned her?

[Avante]

That's not it.

And why would you say you owned her?

Dude, at what point to you finally yank your head out of your ass? It isn't very very VERY obvious I don't give a fuck what a CUCK is?

Dude, wow!

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Lol another avante meltdown

[ChumpDumper]

Dude, at what point to you finally yank your head out of your ass? It isn't very very VERY obvious I don't give a fuck what a CUCK is?

Dude, wow!Then why are you posting in this thread devoted to cucks?

[Koolaid_Man]

Dude, at what point to you finally yank your head out of your ass? It isn't very very VERY obvious I don't give a fuck what a CUCK is?

Dude, wow!

By legal definition - A cuck is a white man who eats his wife pussy or ass after a black man has just finished dumping his cum load into her...he sucks all of the cum out...gargles it , plays with it in his mouth, and then says yum yum as he swallows...if you want to see a vid just let me know..

[Avante]

By legal definition - A cuck is a white man who eats his wife pussy or ass after a black man has just finished dumping his cum load into her...he sucks all of the cum out...gargles it , plays with it in his mouth, and then says yum yum as he swallows...if you want to see a vid just let me know..

Dude, I was in the navy, ok? That silly shit makes..o...impact trust me.

[I. Hustle]

Dude, I was in the navy, ok? That silly shit makes..o...impact trust me.

You guys do a lot of that during your "service"? You get a lot of poop on the deck?

[Avante]

You guys do a lot of that during your "service"? You get a lot of poop on the deck?

Dude, save that for the kiddies, ok?

[Koolaid_Man]

Dude, I was in the navy, ok? That silly shit makes..o...impact trust me.

so then you know all about the cuck game...military husbands get cheated on the most...here's a story from the wife of a Naval Officer...hope it wasn't you bro...:lol

A Navy Wife and Cum Slut
My husband joins the Navy and I continue being a slut for his crew mates and others.

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/wife-lovers/a-navy-wife-and-cum-slut.aspx

[Avante]

so then you know all about the cuck game...military husbands get cheated on the most...here's a story from the wife of a Naval Officer...hope it wasn't you bro...:lol

A Navy Wife and Cum Slut


My husband joins the Navy and I continue being a slut for his crew mates and others.

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/wife-lovers/a-navy-wife-and-cum-slut.aspx


yawn

[ChumpDumper]

Avante continues to not care about cucking by repeatedly posting in the cucking thread.

[KoolAid Mans Brother]

Dude, I was in the navy, ok? That silly shit makes..o...impact trust me.

What was the maximum price you paid for a prostitute when you were in the navy? And what did it include?

[Avante]

Avante continues to not care about cucking by repeatedly posting in the cucking thread.

Sure beats the hell out of following somebody around like you do. Dude, come on.

[Avante]

What was the maximum price you paid for a prostitute when you were in the navy? And what did it include?

It's been so long ago...hmmm? You could drink all night (she drank water) rent a room, have something to eat, get fucked/blowjob whatever ya wanted, pay her for her services, all for less than 50 bucks.

[Lincoln]

:lol paying for sex cause you're a desperate faggot

:lol having to join the navy cause you were going nowhere in life

[Koolaid_Man]

yawn

Do you believe your wife has sucked only you off...for crying out loud you're in the Navy dude...you're a cuck...in my view 99% of all military guys are cucks...no disrespect...

[Koolaid_Man]

It's been so long ago...hmmm? You could drink all night (she drank water) rent a room, have something to eat, get fucked/blowjob whatever ya wanted, pay her for her services, all for less than 50 bucks.

Military guys should never trust any of their non-military friends.. your neighbors, your church members, even some of your family may look at your wife as free pussy...when a conservative is in office that usually means more pussy for the rest of us because you guys are off to war...

[ChumpDumper]

Sure beats the hell out of following somebody around like you do. Dude, come on.That's not really e defense of your own actions; more a weak attempt at deflection.

[Avante]

:lol paying for sex cause you're a desperate faggot

:lol having to join the navy cause you were going nowhere in life

Dude, there ya are thousands of miles away from home, you are 19-22 sitting on a bar stool nursing a Singapore Sling totally surrounded by a room full of cute/cuddly women. Now what would you do? Trust me little fella it ain't free.

I joined the navy so the army wouldn't get me.

[Avante]

Do you believe your wife has sucked only you off...for crying out loud you're in the Navy dude...you're a cuck...in my view 99% of all military guys are cucks...no disrespect...

It's very obvious you can't be over 14 so who gives a fuck what some dumbass kid thinks?

[Avante]

Military guys should never trust any of their non-military friends.. your neighbors, your church members, even some of your family may look at your wife as free pussy...when a conservative is in office that usually means more pussy for the rest of us because you guys are off to war...

Little man, now come clean you're still a cherry boy aren't ya?

[Avante]

That's not really e defense of your own actions; more a weak attempt at deflection.

Every time I look down, there you are frantically humping away on my leg. Dude!!!!!!!

[Koolaid_Man]

It's very obvious you can't be over 14 so who gives a fuck what some dumbass kid thinks?

tbh - the guy responding

[ChumpDumper]

Every time I look down, there you are frantically humping away on my leg. Dude!!!!!!!When I look in this thread, four posts in a row from you.

[Avante]

When I look in this thread, four posts in a row from you.

Who really cares? Dude, do something else besides me...ok?

[I. Hustle]

Who really cares? Dude, do something else besides me...ok?

You let CD do you? Since you have to tell him to do something else does that mean you don't try to get him off of you when he wants to do you?

[jeebus]

Well this thread took a predictable route

[ChumpDumper]

Who really cares? Dude, do something else besides me...ok?Who really cares what I do?

Oh yeh, you.

[Twisted_Dawg]

I just explained this shit to MrsMaalox...my offer stands...she can continue going thorugh life missing that good dick it's her choice...

MrsMaalox I would be very gentle with you. I get a bum rap because guys are generally jealous and enraged at my intellect and descent but I'm really a very romantic and caring type of guy. I would not just try to shove my penis in your anus. I would take my time and lovingly caress.

First I'd set the mood...start with a nice bubble bath. Calgon mixed with JoJoba oils in very warm to hot filtered water. Similar to a natural hot spring. Then I'd light scented candles I prefer country breeze smells with a little black cherry mixed in.

Next I'd turn on the music to a very low decibel so that you can actually hear me sing. I can sing good enough to get your juices flowing. I'd sing this song for you --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCsoo5m-3YM

Then we'd bath each other. I'd rub your back, neck , and shoulders. Afterwards I'd get out dry off, run to the laundry room, stop the dryer and pull a hot fresh towel from the dryer. Run back to the tub and dry your body off with a hot towel.

Next I'd dance naked for you..whatever strip routine you'd like to see... --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfU-mcuLu-E
Kori Ellis can vouch for my dance skills

Finally we'd go to my magical bed...I'd lube up with my tongue if you're still a bit apprehensive...then I'd serve the tip only in the rear and until you ask for more and then slowly slide all the way to the back. It would totally be all for you. A nice steady and slow grind...

This is what I do...I'm a professional...this is why the young girls and mature ladies alike love Kool to death...I know how to do it right...and tbh

You're getting up their in age so treat yourself don't cheat yourself...if your man ain't dancing for you then he ain't hitting it right PERIOD...

Kool,
MrsMaalox is married, so might a bit of respect for her and her husband be in order? Speaking of which, unless I'm mistaken, isn't he some kind of military special ops type who might not find your humor funny. Dude might have PTSD.

[Clipper Nation]

Dude, at what point to you finally yank your head out of your ass? It isn't very very VERY obvious I don't give a fuck what a CUCK is?

Dude, wow!
You're a faggot

[Koolaid_Man]

Kool,
MrsMaalox is married, so might a bit of respect for her and her husband be in order? Speaking of which, unless I'm mistaken, isn't he some kind of military special ops type who might not find your humor funny. Dude might have PTSD.

are you some some gotdam Pope...a fucking batman type savior....GTFO....and stop cock blocking me

I won't stop...Trust me..she's getting off to it...and likes reading it..it gets her wet...I'm sure her husband doesn't come close to talking to her like that and making her feel like the woman she is...women like that shit and she's not once objected to it...let her tell me to stop...

and for the record the woman in this vid is married to...:lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu-jlNdH3bQ

[silverblk mystix]

are you some some gotdam Pope...a fucking batman type savior....GTFO....and stop cock blocking me

I won't stop...Trust me..she's getting off to it...and likes reading it..it gets her wet...I'm sure her husband doesn't come close to talking to her like that and making her feel like the woman she is...women like that shit and she's not once objected to it...let her tell me to stop...

and for the record the woman in this vid is married to...:lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu-jlNdH3bQ



Your idol is kobe the rapist - you don't know what STOP means anyway....:lmao

[Thread]

Your idol is kobe the rapist - you don't know what STOP means anyway....:lmao

You've nary room. Your Neal raped as well.

[The Reckoning]

im pretty sure the evolutionary biology definition of "cuckold" is a man who is deceived into raising another man's child ie: sperm competition.

[leemajors]

im pretty sure the evolutionary biology definition of "cuckold" is a man who is deceived into raising another man's child ie: sperm competition.

Yup, derived from cuckoo bid.

[Thread]

Seriously, what is it that makes a man desire such behavior? What happened? Is it innate, or, nurtured? It's a sickening sweet feeling in the pit of my stomach. A cross between cataclysmic dread & boundless joy.

[Twisted_Dawg]

Kool,
MrsMaalox is married, so might a bit of respect for her and her husband be in order? Speaking of which, unless I'm mistaken, isn't he some kind of military special ops type who might not find your humor funny. Dude might have PTSD.


are you some some gotdam Pope...a fucking batman type savior....GTFO....and stop cock blocking me

I won't stop...Trust me..she's getting off to it...and likes reading it..it gets her wet...I'm sure her husband doesn't come close to talking to her like that and making her feel like the woman she is...women like that shit and she's not once objected to it...let her tell me to stop...

and for the record the woman in this vid is married to...:lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu-jlNdH3bQ

Okay Mrs. Maalox.....I go to bat for you and stick my neck out defending your honor only to have Kool bitch slap the fuck out of me, and nary a peep from you. WTF?? Maybe he's right.....

[silverblk mystix]

Okay Mrs. Maalox.....I go to bat for you and stick my neck out defending your honor only to have Kool bitch slap the fuck out of me, and nary a peep from you. WTF?? Maybe he's right.....


Kool is a fuckin' retard and the only thing he will ever slap is his tiny needle dick while staring at his kobe posters in his parents house and thinking that kobe looks sexy in his white burqa.